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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2026 (Season 11) Live Update Thread by ukaface(f): 7:25pm On Jul 26
Martins suppose cut he hair naaaa, shuuuu
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2026 (Season 11) Live Update Thread by ukaface(f): 7:23pm On Jul 26
Tram Abi na trap no Dey form accent
Celebrities › Re: Geh Geh's Manager Accuses Him Of Destroying His Marriage With Bad Advice (Video) by ukaface(f): 11:32am On Jul 26
Una go cryyyyyyyyyyyy!!!😂😂😂😂😂
Celebrities › Re: Geh Geh Wedding Photos And Videos Go Viral by ukaface(f): 6:29am On Jul 26
Samuels90:
😂😂 Women are posting all over social media, they are happy. Laughing at men
Of course
We go laugh Taya
Una mentor don chop Una eyes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Almighty geh geh university 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Chai😂😂😂😂😂
Education › Re: Which One Of These Are You In School? by ukaface(f): 9:33pm On Jul 25
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Celebrities › Re: Geh Geh Wedding Photos And Videos Go Viral by ukaface(f): 9:32pm On Jul 25
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don laff tire
E better be joke o
Politics › Re: I Woul Have Detained You If You're Igbo: Police Checkpoint Extortion Goes Viral by ukaface(f): 1:36pm On Jul 25
helinues:
I have seen the real video of the officer a d the guy.

The officer was requesting for brine because the guy did not have some documents for the goods he's conveying.

And then the officer said, if it was another tribe, he would have let them go

The emboldened above might sound harsh but that's the reality in Nigeria. The goods with no particular was the main questioning because it's a pattern
SEE AS YOU DEY LIE
Romance › Re: Man Wears Pink Pant & Waist Beads To Welcome Oyinbo Lover At Lagos Airport by ukaface(f): 11:53am On Jul 24
This gender ehn
Tufia
Travel › Re: UK Releases List Of Items Travellers Cannot Bring Into The Country In 2026 by ukaface(f): 11:49am On Jul 24
papiSNEH:
They should add Nigerian women to the list.
As well as Nigerian men
Education › Re: Niqab-wearing Maryam Yusuf Led Team Nigeria To Win Gold At Spelling Bee In China by ukaface(f): 11:46am On Jul 24
Reality3080:
Nigerians will rather have Tinubu for many years to come than your empty agulu packaged fraud

The more he talks the more people know how empty he is
Tinubu doesn’t even need to talk, merely looking at him you will know he is empty, geez…. He can’t even talk😂😂
I think He has dementia and Parkinson’s disease with being incontinent. 😂😂😂😂
Politics › Re: “i'll Wear Akwete Wrapper If My Husband Is Re-elected” — Oluremi Tinubu by ukaface(f): 11:47pm On Jul 22
Shiooooooooooooor
Begger with pride
Family › Re: Why I Won't Take You Serious If You're Still Living In Your Parents House At 25! by ukaface(f): 6:03am On Jul 22
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Goo0dHardDick:
I don't take people who are 25years and above serious, once I noticed they're still living [b][/b]with their parents.

The moment I noticed you're still living with your parents, whether you're a guy or a girl, I'll never take you serious. I'll immediately see you as an unserious person in life.

People who are 25years and above sometimes do not have clear goals for their lives. They waste any money that comes to them. A young man of 25 living with his parents is ready to waste money on hotels esp when he wants to meet with a lady for comfort and relaxation. A girl of 25 and above sees no reason to move out of her parents house because of fear of payment of bills and house rent including feeding. I see people who lives with their parents as loosers afraid of taking risks in life, afraid of starting life and afraid of life in general.

The thing is, I have more respect for girls and people generally who lives alone than those living with their parents!
Shiooor
Health › Re: Oluwadamilare Joseph Suffers Trichoepithelioma: Faces Cyber Bullying by ukaface(f): 11:06pm On Jul 20
NwaliE01:
Must he bring everything to the internet?

Always crying fowl when they can't keep their hands to themselves.
No be only fowl na turkey
Health › Re: Oluwadamilare Joseph Suffers Trichoepithelioma: Faces Cyber Bullying by ukaface(f): 11:05pm On Jul 20
muyico:
Damn irritating
Try to dey apply makeup like women
Or try plastic surgery
Before you talk junk about the effect of your words.
Show empathy
Put yourself in his shoes and tell me how you would feel.
Man unkind to mankind
Health › Re: After Birth: The Injury No One Talks About by ukaface(f): 5:35pm On Jul 19
CanadaOrBust:
I don't have to know his wife. I all have to know is women and the fact there is something mildly addictive about pregnancy and childbirth to most women
And suddenly you know that his wife falls in that group?
Nawa o
Health › Re: After Birth: The Injury No One Talks About by ukaface(f): 10:20pm On Jul 18
CanadaOrBust:
Suffer? She'll be disturbing you for more children. Women quickly forget trauma of childbirth and desperately want it all over again!
Any statement to sha say something about women
Person say he want 3 children, you say he wife go want more. How you take know? You know his wife? Abi you Dey for their family?
Sports › Re: Video of Jayden Adams Looking Sad & Alone As Team Celebrate World Cup Win by ukaface(f): 1:46pm On Jul 13
Okay

South African
Politics › Re: Abia Has No Choice, I’ll Be Your Governor, Says AAC’s Doris Ogala by ukaface(f): 1:41pm On Jul 13
This one never mad like this?
Celebrities › Re: Adakirikiri Turns Rapper, ADA (video) by ukaface(f): 7:13am On Jul 09
Nawa o
Okay , I no be bad belle o. Yes she rapped, stayed on the beat but Wetin she really talk wey Dey make Una go gaga? For me to certify one a talented rapper, I gats hear punch lines o. I may not be one, but I know rappers, I’ve heard rap songs wella. Make Una chill jor, okay she’s good but hiaaaa…… the hype don pass Wetin she rap
But yall saying she is talented Dey make me laugh
I hope she wrote the lyrics herself
Romance › Re: I Don’t Feel Butterflies In My Stomach Anymore! by ukaface(f): 7:29am On Jul 07
Martdc:
We’ve been dating for 3 years now, but I’m starting to lose attraction towards her.

I do other things as a man ought to do, but sex is not included. Last time we had sex was 2 months ago, and we live together.

I enjoy her care, and every other thing aside sex. I feel irritated anytime she comes close, or touchy.

I’m not seeing anyone else. I’ve lost interest in so many things including having sex with my girlfriend or any other girl.

What do you guys suggest i do?
what else do you want to do?
LEAVE OGA
Family › Re: My Wife Used Her Small Savings To Cook For Our Family This Weekend (photos) by ukaface(f): 9:04am On Jul 05
lightwind:
You will be very lonely at old age... Your siblings children at a time no go dey reason you again, they will be very preoccupied with things to meet up with. By that time you will be regretting why you no marry or have children when your mates are marrying and having their own children.

Except you decided to be a baby mama or a single mother in the future. Just have 1 or 2 kids in your name and forget about husband.

You see now at this age you are, of course you can do lots of things with your strength and power, go to work, market, cook, go out with friends etc.. time will reach when you will be unable to do any of this again..real matter o no be play. Na that time you go see the value of husband and children except you wouldn't like to get old in your life.

You see that loneliness at old age is what most people are scared of, nothing else.
Loneliness at old age is very brutal and real sis.


Even people around you at that time sef will be calling you a witch at old age, WEH NO GREE Marry Or Get Children. He be like you still be teenager or still enjoying life at your parents house grin

Remember Nigeria doesn't have old people homes, unlike Oyibo land where they have all this facilities they use in taking care of Old people in their country.

The reason i wrote all this long message for you is because you are saying i don't have sense.
And why do you think I want to read all this epistle?
Why my statement dey pain you like this?
Celebrities › Re: Sam Larry Involved In Road Accident; Bouncer Dies by ukaface(f): 7:17am On Jul 05
Danjunior:
Thank you for this your quote.... Always waiting for miracle to happen or God to come and punish politicians or bad eggs for them instead of confronting it
How many you don confront?
Family › Re: My Wife Used Her Small Savings To Cook For Our Family This Weekend (photos) by ukaface(f): 7:14am On Jul 05
lightwind:
See you, See menopause!!
See you,See Mountain of Fire and Miracle Church or Redeem where you go dey fire prayers for husband weda rich or poor.

You better be wise
see you see sense 🫲🫱
Y'all keep assuming that everyone wants to be married
Family › Re: My Wife Used Her Small Savings To Cook For Our Family This Weekend (photos) by ukaface(f): 9:10pm On Jul 04
trumpcoat:
It's well,you married right,not all men are lucky but most importantly be nice to your wife first, because women have the grace of doubling anything be it good or bad,if they can use small sperm to produce a baby then don't underestimate women
na we Dey use the sperm to produce baby??
That’s biology o, we don’t have any input in that, we have the ova and you have the sperm, they come together and a baby is conceived.
Family › Re: My Wife Used Her Small Savings To Cook For Our Family This Weekend (photos) by ukaface(f): 9:08pm On Jul 04
Skelebone:
Wow
A very supportive wife.
Hold her tight bro
Shioor
Family › Re: My Wife Used Her Small Savings To Cook For Our Family This Weekend (photos) by ukaface(f): 9:07pm On Jul 04
Amovingman:
Hope women on nairaland can follow your wife footsteps for their husband or boyfriend
What is the footstep?
Yo cook potatoes and have it with oil?
Dey play
I want better
Tell your sister and daughter to settle for less
Family › Re: “Once African Women Make Money, The First Person They Disrespect Is Their Husban by ukaface(f): 5:55pm On Jul 03
osuofia2:
Greeting king Charles
No fact
Just exaggerations
Do you know what Nigerian men are doing to their wives in uk? Oh you won’t know, they are the victims obviously
Family › Re: “Once African Women Make Money, The First Person They Disrespect Is Their Husban by ukaface(f): 5:53pm On Jul 03
Y'all were clamouring for ‘ what do you bring to the table’ we don Dey bring everything come table Una still Dey complain, Nawa o
Family › Re: “Once African Women Make Money, The First Person They Disrespect Is Their Husban by ukaface(f): 5:48pm On Jul 03
franchasng:
He is right to a very large extent.


Asian women are one of the most loyal women ever created by God.


Black women have a high tendency to be disloyal once they are financially buoyant or independent, it's sad but not all of them anyway.
Why do you think that is though?

Could it also have something to do with how the men treat their wives? Maybe the issue isn’t race at all, but differences in relationship dynamics, respect, communication, and expectations.
Family › Re: “Once African Women Make Money, The First Person They Disrespect Is Their Husban by ukaface(f): 5:45pm On Jul 03
osuofia2:
`True, go to Europe especially UK and see what Nigerian women are doing to their husbands, once they become Registered nurse
Eeehheeehhnn
What are they doing? Gist me biko
Romance › Re: I'm Beginning To Believe That Marriage Brings Good Luck To A Man! by ukaface(f): 5:37am On Jul 03
Lalami3232:
Let me correct you bro, marriage no dey bring luck atall. It's just that when you marry, you tend to be more careful with spending and you want another source of income because you've automatically inherited a liability. Which luck na marriage de give? The luck wey she no fit give her ex boyfriends abi na another one. Some of una wey call unaselves men dey make me laugh.
You meet a non-virgin wey numerous men don sleep with, you tell her say "babe I wan privatize your kpekus make E be mine alone. I no want make people dey chop am again as usual (that's the definition of marrying a non-virgin)", that na wetin marriage dey all about nowadays for Nigeria. So how she take bring you luck as a man? If sh get luck, why she no use the luck on her siblings? Bro she no bring you luck, you only doubled your hustle. Anyways, that's not really my concern sha. Have you done DNA test Oga?

What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA
See this one😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You go old tire

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