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Romance › Re: Should he continue with the introduction? by ukaface(f): 4:45pm On Dec 30, 2025
Lonestar124:
It's aligning madam! Your gender are wicked and mean, they see everything as opportunity!!!
And yours are godly, saints and angels
Oh! Such wonderful gender with no sin
Health › Re: She Acts Loosed But Shockingly She's So Tight by ukaface(f): 4:00pm On Dec 30, 2025
You were expecting well, and still with that expectation you still wan kpansh am
Men ehn!

Now you no see well, you confuse
Ask her na…. Shuuuu
Travel › Re: Heavy Truck Flips On Dangerous Benin-Sapele Road (video) by ukaface(f): 3:56pm On Dec 30, 2025
Nigeria government officials are basta.rds

And one person say Nigeria is the best country

Anu
Crime › Re: US To Deport Nigerian Man Ijaoba Over Street Gang Violence & Drug Sales by ukaface(f): 3:55pm On Dec 30, 2025
Let him come
Wetin be that man name sef, wey talk kundus wey him daughter na nurse, we get mc for him name, wey work gor this president wey Dey sit now?
Eehehehenn…. That man go give am work to still work for the president, come 2027.
Family › Re: My Nigerian Father Admitted He Has A Secret 9-Year-Old Son by ukaface(f): 3:51pm On Dec 30, 2025
ezegenigbonine:
Lols

You must be the eldest daughter but you don't behave like one.

Have you asked your dad questions to know the reason why he decided to cheat on your mum. I guess he need to explain things to you before you conclude and start hating on him.

From the way you speak and deprives yourself from being a Nigerian, I can see vividly why your dad made the decision of having a child that will accept his culture and tradition, a child that will represent him in nigeria when he is dead, a child that will cover his pre-lost lineage.

This is what you get when you marry a foreign lady.
Aaaaaahhhhhhhh

I don weak sef
Wetin be this one like this again?
Are there any justifiable reasons to cheat ?
Family › Re: My Nigerian Father Admitted He Has A Secret 9-Year-Old Son by ukaface(f): 3:43pm On Dec 30, 2025
positivelord:
... separated for 10 long years and you are shocked that a man in his active years had sex with someone else...... like your mother have not had sex in those ten years. I bet, the only difference is that she didn't take in ( no insult intended). common, family issues should be resolved as quickly as possible. Your biological father is begging for forgiveness for ten good years.
I understand your perfectionist idea about Europeans lifestyle and marriage, but we Africans are not perfect... Kudos to your sister through which the news came to your family. She must have been built differently.
Wowwwww

What a wonderful justification
Then if he gets back to her mum, what happens to the second woman and her 9-year old son? It’s okay for him to also abandon that child too?
Family › Re: My Nigerian Father Admitted He Has A Secret 9-Year-Old Son by ukaface(f): 3:39pm On Dec 30, 2025
See them
Typical character of Nigerian men
They would rather blame the woman for their bad character. God forbid a Nigerian man’s ego to be bruised over a woman.

Girl, tell your mama to go on with whatever decision she has made, Inshort she should never consider going back to him.
Business › Re: Pedestrian Traffic Hits Balogun Market (Photos) by ukaface(f): 3:30pm On Dec 30, 2025
The day I experienced something like this with my tiny self at deeper life youth camp (say) Omo.
Na that day I know say there are different ways to die.

The stories of those aunties saying guys were grabbing and pressing them nkor….
Celebrities › Re: Anda Damisa (Lazywrita) Dies By Suicide? by ukaface(f): 3:27pm On Dec 30, 2025
People are built differently
The challenge someone can uncomfortably carry may be the reason of suicide for another

Wherever he is , I guess he is free. Free from the burdens and challenges.
But, sha he is gonna be born again… so struggle continua
Except he comes in a more comfortable situation.
Romance › Re: Should he continue with the introduction? by ukaface(f): 3:22pm On Dec 30, 2025
Lonestar124:
I don't like the ideal of payment of bride price to someone that is not a virgin, men are really suffering I swear, this generation of female gender are taking advantage of us the men, and we have to advocate or protest against paying of bride price and holding a marriage ceremony for ladies that are not virgin.

Back to your question, Tell your Friend to abort his mission.
You leave subject matter go Dey attack ontop another point

Guys ehn….smh
Politics › Re: Nigeria Didn't Happen To Anthony Joshua by ukaface(f): 3:20pm On Dec 30, 2025
Werey say Nigeria is the best country in the world 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nothing I no go hear for this end of year
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Claiming To Be Pregnant (Photos) by ukaface(f): 3:18pm On Dec 30, 2025
You Dey notice things like this, still you Dey chook your pr!ck… with no protection o

Nna ehn, kundus to you and yours
Celebrities › Re: ‘I Don Stop To Dey Give Belle Anyhow’ – 2baba Confesses (video) by ukaface(f): 11:06pm On Dec 27, 2025
You for no stop


Na now you begin think

Rubbish

This guy just Dey vex me
Phones › Re: Apart From “bye”, How Do You End Phone Calls? by ukaface(f): 11:05pm On Dec 27, 2025
Oya na
Later na
Speak later
Take care
Romance › Re: Average Age Men Lose Virginity by ukaface(f): 9:51pm On Dec 26, 2025
Kdon2:
Men don't lose virginity. There is no virginity to lose. Men losing virginity is a feminist idea☹️
Abegiiiii

Your idea reeks of misogyny and misinformation-

Virginity is not gender thing

It’s a word / vocabulary that means something

Virgin- one who has not had sexual intercourse.

Na every thing Una wan change narrative for

IF A MAN HAS NEVER HAD SEX OR A WOMAN HAS NEVER HAD SEX THEY ARE CONSIDERED VIRGIN.
Health › Re: How Can I Remove Acnes And Pimples by ukaface(f): 9:03am On Dec 24, 2025
Kodak9:
I really need help, I've been having issues with acnes, pimples and black spots,I need a solution abeg

*File photo attached for illustration
Leave your face alone
It will go eventually
Health › Re: Man Writes His Own Tribute Before Passing Away (Photo) by ukaface(f): 9:02am On Dec 24, 2025
Unfortunately Tinubu and his senators and his governors and his ministers won’t see this.

I wish them all a slow and painful death
Health › Re: Man Writes His Own Tribute Before Passing Away (Photo) by ukaface(f): 9:01am On Dec 24, 2025
orisa37:
THAT MAN DIDN'T KNOW J E S U S, SO HE DIED USELESSLY!!!
Sarcasm at its peak
Health › Re: Outrage As Newlywed Mother Dies Hours After Delivery In Lekki Hospital by ukaface(f): 5:37pm On Dec 21, 2025
LordIsaac:
It's only female humans that complain. Goats and cows (with larger offsprings) do what nature has equipped them to. Shout out to all men, and women out there that contribute their quota to bringing a life to this world.
I think you have to be a goat or a cow to know if they complain or not, comparing Human to goat and cow. I know your type.
Goat and cow don’t go to work, you for kuku no Dey go work make you Dey live like goat and cow.
Health › Re: Outrage As Newlywed Mother Dies Hours After Delivery In Lekki Hospital by ukaface(f): 3:41pm On Dec 21, 2025
LordIsaac:
No...you'll always downplay the role of the man running up and down. I just hate ungrateful lots!
It’s not about downplaying men at all. It’s just the reality of pregnancy — the physical risks and sacrifices happen in a woman’s body. Support is important, but acknowledging that shouldn’t be a problem.

You can’t compare ‘ running up and down’ to near death experiences or death.

Normally men suppose run up and down, is the woman supposed to ? After 9 months of carrying a child? You think you can compare both responsibilities?
Family › Re: The Chrismas Decoration I Did In My House In Anticipation Of Chrismas (Photo) by ukaface(f): 5:57pm On Dec 19, 2025
It’s giving 2001
Romance › Re: Being A Single Man Is One Of The Best Things To Keep Happening To Me by ukaface(f): 7:03pm On Dec 10, 2025
Drifter02:
Although I'm afraid I might die alone, nonetheless I still have to admit being single without any extra responsibilities- no kids, no wife - is one of the best things to keep happening to me.

I was talking to one babe just this evening.. telling her to come, I'll cook her indomie and buy her something soft and babe was smiling coyly and bro.. I was seeing the future and I didn't like it

The future of me getting the girl pregnant filled me with apprehension. Imagine, if the girl's pregnant and I had a kid on the way, I won't have no time for myself anymore, my soft life will no longer be soft, I'll always have to be worried about money, about not losing my job.. my happy life will now be sad and constantly apprehensive and all the ills that comes with having a girl pest on your life..

Omo.. married men, I'd like to say "I feel for you" but na lie.. because asides from enjoying constant puzi you knew what you were getting your asses into.. and I'm so glad I'm not you.. and in any case not all of you have money issues
Let me give you some advice

DON’T EVER GET MARRIED
DON’T GET A KID
IF YOU DO, YOU WILL RUIN YOUR SOFT BOY LIFESTYLE
YOU WILL BEAR THE BURDEN OF CARING FOR SOMEONE ELSE OTHER THAN YOURSELF O

DON’T
Celebrities › Re: Help Me, Tuface Breaks Silence - (photo) by ukaface(f): 9:53pm On Dec 03, 2025
Eiyaaa

Somehow I’m beginning to vibe more to his raindrops song

You give advice to young men still you no follow your advice
Now you need help

Sorry o
You are a mumu man
Romance › Re: Did I Disrespect My Girlfriend’s Mum Without Knowing? by ukaface(f): 8:22pm On Nov 30, 2025
toboizilla:
15 years older than her, and this happened 3 years ago
God of Moses
So na something of 3 years ago you remember today to analyse

Oh chim
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy: Is This The Fall Of African Giant? by ukaface(f): 11:57am On Nov 30, 2025
Apel147:
Show us one Grammy nah!!! 🤣🤣🤣😜😜😜😜
Where is yours?
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy: Is This The Fall Of African Giant? by ukaface(f): 10:43pm On Nov 28, 2025
Apel147:
Is he the only arrogant celebrity? We know the agenda!
Even when he hadn't said anything they go scared and started this hate on him. Burna worked hard to be where he is today! Truth is no empty seats in his tours and no cancelled shows only rescheduled! Which artist never cancel or reschedule beforehuh

Make una show us una Grammy before we go rate una🙄😜🤣
I know a sycophant when I see one
So because he has Grammy we should be rolling on the floor for him?

Just Dey approve nonsense
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy: Is This The Fall Of African Giant? by ukaface(f): 10:41pm On Nov 28, 2025
Finally
I hope a whole lot of people would come to realise that this Nig.ga is a proud fellow that does not deserve to be hyped.

Can’t even relate to his song
Never been a fan and will never. Make he go meet Dangote and elumelu to be his fan and also have them jumping upandan to hype him

Yall should cancel this guy
He talks like a child
Fashion › Re: Body Piercings: She Stopped Talking To Me Because I Told Her This. by ukaface(f): 5:49pm On Nov 26, 2025
Goodmarlian:
Some women are really insecure beings and don't like the truth. There is this female friend of mine who developed a sudden likeness towards piercing her body and fitting rings everywhere. She pierced her nose, pierced her ear with 3 holes, I didn't criticise her because it was still common among girls, but the last one she did was awkward I had to tell her it doesn't fit her

This girl has a protruding Tommy and went ahead to pierce he navel and fitted a belly ring and it doesn't look good on her because it fits only women with very flat tummy, she went ahead started making Dance videos on her WhatsApp which I know is to entice men.

She wore tight and a short top that was where I noticed she did a navel piercing. I told her straight up that it doesn't fit her ever since she stopped talking to me.

Google image used for illustration
How is it your business sef?
You brought in bad energy to her and she cut you off
Fini
Romance › Re: “i’m Better Off Alone” – Man Says After Spending Over 100K On A Date by ukaface(f): 7:31pm On Nov 25, 2025
Arizoner:
how much you dey bill guys daily
When did I tell you I’m hungry?
Romance › Re: “i’m Better Off Alone” – Man Says After Spending Over 100K On A Date by ukaface(f): 10:49pm On Nov 24, 2025
Hungry girl jam guy wey wan impress

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