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So far say na Tinubu, aje..

And the third husband still wan collect am

Let him stay there
Let him even kpai there, I don’t give a flying fvck

He was a Nigerian politician

NIGERIA IS CURSED

CURSED WITH DUMBWIT POLITICIANS

CURSED WITH CITIZENS THAT ARE LILY-LIVERED

NIGERIA WOULD ALWAYS BE CURSED

I HATE NIGERIA

duduade:
She's not even someone I could have been attracted to

Modified
To those who quoted me

I don 😂😂😂😂😂 tire

But the truth is one man's meat is another man's poison

You must be thinking you are all that

So at this age and time, women still Dey do dependency on men?

Frivolous behaviour

Break up because of no money for hair

That’s how stupid some Nigerians are in UK
Must always show themselves
Always showing stupidity, speak so loudly, behaving like retards.

The other day, that one man Dey inside bus Dey talk all him life problem over phone, not even quietly speaking o, talking so loud.

Nigerians think UK is suddenly their country
I don’t blame them sef, Nigeria is a mess of a country to live.

Everyone just lack decorum.

Tinubu please don’t resign
You must rule Nigeria
Na my papa be that
If Tinubu no rule, who would?
Yall are so unbelievable

Silentgroper:
I'm pretty sure you're praying for that shape silently..

,😶😶

Because you have silent as a moniker you think every other person wants to be in that silent situation with you.

I don pray for money and good health finish wey na shape I wan come go dey pray for. Abeg o

She looks like she is in regret

Abi na my eyes?

Na mumu full Nigeria government na

LINSAR:
Oya advice me as a woman.

Better leave your p.enis alone.
You no create yourself, so why stress over something you don’t even have control over? You’re definitely not the first man with that kind of worry, so calm down and do normal.

Low testosterone can affect your mood, energy, confidence, and even performance ,it’s not your fault, it’s just a hormonal thing that can be managed. Sometimes it’s stress, poor sleep, or lifestyle causing it. You can fix it with the right treatment and healthy habits , eat well, rest well, exercise, reduce alcohol, and avoid smoking.

As for size, no let that one disturb your peace. Once a man don pass puberty, nothing can really change the size permanently. What matters more is your confidence and how you handle your partner.

Just focus on being healthy and confident. Work on your mindset, your body, and your energy.

But the kind advice I dey see for this thread sha😂

LINSAR:
I gave that description so you will advise me, not fantasize🌚

Abeg oo
I’m fantasizing Biko o
I was just trying too hard to get a better picture

LINSAR:
When flaccid, it hangs higher than my balls. When erect, it barely touches my belly button when pulled up. Girth is 4.5 to 5 inches erect.

God help me and my imagination this morning

How small is it?

Them no teach me for school
So I have to do findings/research/ google

First thing that came to my mind: ‘ But these people are respectful na’

Kdon2:
Can you imagine! You see why we are world apart. You will rather have a home filled with those kind of damaged women than a home that you can reset yourself. You people still have a long way to go.

So you would rather prefer being infected?

Kdon2:
I won't marry ibo now, so it's not possible.

Okay
So you would marry Yoruba

What would you do, if you come back home to meet your home dirty and smelling?

muyico:
Your mom don't failed you, but you failed yourself !
I could vividly remember my late mom, she didn't blived in education, she only blived on handwork, like acquiring a skills, but I gat determination to be graduate, my brother's,?? My sister's?? I enrolled to pt programme, now! I'm HND holder in computer!

Omo
Make I sha no talk Wetin Dey my mind
But yeah…. Congratulations

Sircharacter:
Happy birthday to Port Harcourt boy. Long may he lives and reigns

Port harcourt?

I thought he is from akwa ibom or cross river

tobeezman:
I met this fine geh at a tech event in Lagos.
Before the event started, we had a little chit-chat and mehn, she was exactly my type. Beautiful, intelligent, confident, and we just clicked. You know that kind of connection that feels like you’ve known someone for years? Yeah, that was it.

Throughout the event, we kept vibing, laughing at the same jokes, sharing ideas, everything just aligned.

At the end, I asked for her name she said Linda.
Cool name.

Then I asked where she was from, she said Anambra.
My eyes lit up. I’m from Anambra too!

So I got curious and asked, “What village?”
She mentioned it and boom, it’s in the same local government as mine. I was like, “This is fate.”

Everything was lining up perfectly.
She was single, I’m single, we shared interests, goals, and background… until one tiny moment changed everything.

She gave me her business card and I didn’t see a single Igbo name on it.
Both her first and last names were English.

When I got home, I texted her, I asked, gently, “Don’t you have an Igbo name?”

Her reply?

“I don’t like my Igbo name, and I don’t like speaking Igbo either.”

That one message drained everything I felt for her.
Instantly.

It wasn’t about tribal pride or anything dramatic, it was just the realization that we might see identity differently.
Because for me, being Igbo isn’t just where I’m from, it’s who I am. It’s the rhythm in my thoughts, the tone in my laughter, the root of my values.

And when someone rejects that part of themselves, it feels like they’ve rejected a part of me too.

So yeah… I ghosted her.
Not because she wasn’t amazing, but because something in me went cold.

Eiyaaaa

Sorry

Better luck next time

In their 30’s I think
4 3 2 1

For this kine matter I no Dey like chook mouth

Girl if you jam who does not give a Fvck about billing, bill am

Guy, if the girl don too bill you and you no get again. To the left , to the left. Go meet who no go bill you

But then again
What I hate hearing from those broke ass girls that ain’t ready to work, or never worked in their life before is ‘ I want a man that can take care of me’ ‘ if he does not have 10 million in his account, Wetin I wan use am for? ‘ I need a man that can send me 500k every month’ girrlllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cashio:
both the seller you used in your analogy and the landlord can choose to either answer you or not. They don't owe you any explanation. If e not sweet you, go buy from another seller and if the house not sweet you, pack out after your current rent.

God punish any silly tenant that'll come to my house tomorrow and question why I make decisions to increase rent in a house I built by myself. Someone spends over 100m to built just four blocks of two bedroom flats and you'll question him why he increase his rent at anytime.

No, dem go buy you wine and bush meat joint the explanation

gods of our land oooo!!!

I say does the question warrant him saying ‘ Omo igbo wey no get manners?’
Is that the right thing to say? He rather not say anything than relating it to her tribe
Do you understand me at all?

If he like make he explain if he like make he no explain
But why relate the answer (not even an answer) to her tribe ?

SpencerForbes:
Yeah. You’ve got a point but I still see it coming into play soon. No one talked about DNA test then like the way it is preached now. If majority of Nigeria men should embrace patriarchy, then women would be made to value marriage.

The more the institution declines, the more I see women loosing (baby mamas and single mothers) and I think it’s going to get to a point where men will be so “irresponsible” that women will have no choice but to cave in. Polygamy is even closer to us than you think😁 The more you ladies act smart, the more you lose. I know it’s possible for ladies to device new schemes but if men are so emancipated that they don’t take “bullsh*te” then I’m sure we’re in for a big shock.
🚶‍♂️

You speak like, it would be a sudden change within the blink of an eye.
THE CULTURE
TRADITION

Will never permit Groom price
Polygamy has always been in existence, still being practiced. Only that, civilization ( white man education and religion) has changed the mindset of majority.

Some women still agree to polygamy in this time and age, provided the financial security is present.
And, you men shouting for polygamy hope you have the resources to manage polygamy. No be by mouth.
Na for this economy decline and struggle you wan Dey manage 3 wives + 12 children- body go tell you.

SpencerForbes:
We’ve been paying bride price especially in this part of the world for centuries, so what’s the big deal🤷‍♂️

Indians are doing it and the ladies aren’t complaining. The only difference is that African men are egoistical but I want to see the looks on women faces when a large proportion of guys start demanding it😂
🚶‍♂️

Don’t you think women will want to assume the ‘ head’ if they eventually start paying the groom price? African men Nigerian men have got pride and will see groom price as selling their man power/ man hood.

SpencerForbes:
Nah😎 We haven’t forgotten that. We just added a new one😁 very soon y’all be paying “groom price” or accept polygamy permanently 😝
🕺

Y'all be happy for your groom price to be paid by the females I doubt it though.

Sonnobax15:
Good day my fellow Nairalanders......

So there's this female neighbor of mine whom I've always rendered help to countless of times...... Tho I don't like disclosing how I've helped people but I think some people don't deserve help at all.......Last time,I was rhe one who paid her kids school fees,cuz her husband was out of town and couldn't afford to send money to his family........Well,I didn't do that without the awareness of my woman cuz she was the one whom I gave the money to go and give to her....And there were times she came to me to borrow her money,ranging to up to 140k.....Tho she promised to pay back upon the arrival of her husband...But since her husband came back,I haven't heard from them and I don't even intend on confronting them cuz I knew that money was as good as gone forever.... Hence,I wasn't expecting them to pay back as well....

Now the problem is, this the same woman came to me last week , while my woman was in my shop to ask for financial help of 12k... I told her things haven't been as good as they were before as I've just opened my shop and still trying to balance things up........ Omoh,since then,this neighbor of mine and her husband started keeping malice with me and my woman......I just weak . All of a sudden, they've forgotten everything I've done for them simply because of this one time they came to me for help but couldn't help . My woman have been planning to go and meet them to ask of the money they came to borrow but I've been telling her not to.......The worst thing is that they no longer come to my shop to charge their phones and fill their gas as well..... Imagine the same people whom I've been charging their phones for free of charge . Omoh,I swear to help people these days just tire me....

But why are some people like this?

Nlfpmod
Obembet
Mynd44
Dominique
I need answers from y'all before I will do something to this couple that will hit Nairaland Front page

They feel entitled

Leave them
Bone them

It’s good for you sef, they won’t come bothering you again for money.

Ingrates
I know people like them, very nasty set of people.

Let them keep malice till they swell up and burst

But sha be careful o, their malice can lead to hatred and jealousy and from there… something else fit happen.