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Health / Re: How Do I Quit This Negative Addiction Ruining My Life? by ukaface(f): 4:04pm On Sep 20
@op
I wish I could help
But , I think the decision and will to stop needs to come from you
And also fight the urge to do the act


But on a lighter note, why you add female panties to the write up? It cracked me up
Romance / Re: What I Saw Today by ukaface(f): 5:25pm On Sep 16
TheBreastSucker:


I was expecting to see your pic on your signature so I can check out your brezz but I was disappointed sad
Remain disappointed
Romance / Re: My Relationship With Girls by ukaface(f): 8:44pm On Sep 15
MrNice04:
Good day romancelanders ,happy Sunday to you guys,I have an issue I want table before you my friends and I trust your judgement on this issue, alright I'm 28 years old and I've been into lots of relationships but one thing I've observed is that no girl has ever bought any gift for me despite my heavy spending and when I confront them,they'll say they don't have money,a lot of them see me as rich even though I'm just managing,just that I'm not the stingy type...how do I go about this please
Tor!
Write it on your forehead ‘ I need gifts from my girlfriend’
Romance / Re: What I Saw Today by ukaface(f): 8:42pm On Sep 15
Gbadugbakun:
So this guy came to my neighborhood to see a girl, when the girl came she entered into his car and they began to gist. The widows of the car were raised up and he was on AC.

Could you believe that this guy and the girl were inside his car for close to 2 hours blowing AC. Omo I just weak for this fuel hike era. Some guys Sha, tomorrow that girl would start expecting all guys to behave like a simp towards her.
You for go tell am na
Amebo

Na you buy fuel for am?
Was it the girl alone enjoying the AC? The man no Dey enjoy am?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ‘I Hate Taylor Swift’ - Trump Posts After She Endorsed Harris by ukaface(f): 7:33pm On Sep 15
Wahala
Crime / Re: 12-Year-Old Girl Tortured By Parents For Two Years Rescued In Akwa Ibom (Vid, P) by ukaface(f): 7:32pm On Sep 15
ObaaOfYorubaLan:


I don't like to respond to borehole people especially today wey be Sunday, enjoy your day
Again try and be sensible

What the hell is ‘ borehole people’?
Crime / Re: 12-Year-Old Girl Tortured By Parents For Two Years Rescued In Akwa Ibom (Vid, P) by ukaface(f): 3:06pm On Sep 15
ObaaOfYorubaLan:
If to say Akwa Ibom no far from Yoruba land I for say make federal government carry them join Yoruba people. The same madness wey dey happened in the South West especially Ogun state na the same thing wey dey happen in Akwa Ibom. Torturing human beings like Animals
Can you be sensible at least?
Can’t you make your point without bringing states or other tribe into it?
wtf!

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Crime / Re: 12-Year-Old Girl Tortured By Parents For Two Years Rescued In Akwa Ibom (Vid, P) by ukaface(f): 3:04pm On Sep 15
This girl will forever be traumatised
Because how else would she get over this ugly experience meted on her for two years, she doesn’t even look like a 12 years old
My God!
I hope she gets the necessary therapy

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Romance / Re: Man Pulls His Pants Down And Pleasures Himself Publicly With A Cucumber (video) by ukaface(f): 9:56pm On Sep 13
Wait please

I don’t understand
Romance / Re: Woman Slept With 40 Men To Celebrate Her Birthday (photos & Video) by ukaface(f): 8:01am On Sep 12
etrouble:


When are you doing yours? As an African independent woman, I think you should increase your own number to 100 so that your family and the female gender worldwide will be proud of you
Who gave you that idea that African independent women have to sleep with multiple men?
Are you okay?
Crime / Re: Nasarawa: Man Commits Suicide After ‘Discovering Wife Was Sleeping With Friends by ukaface(f): 9:40pm On Sep 11
He is a mumu man

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Family / Re: UK Woman Urges Nigerian Wives: Stop Reporting Husbands To UK Police by ukaface(f): 9:44pm On Sep 09
idahme:



Ur small mind tell u say na only nurses dey go abroad? How many nurses dey travel ? Na small number compared to those wey dey travel abroad if u like argue with ur fingers na u sabi
Wetin you Dey talk oga
Family / Re: UK Woman Urges Nigerian Wives: Stop Reporting Husbands To UK Police by ukaface(f): 4:14pm On Sep 09
idahme:



Look around you if you ever have anyone who traveled with family abroad 90% of the time it's the Nigerian men doing that but that doesn't mean Nigerian women aren't going abroad by themselves but bringing a man from Africa is like a war for them
That’s where you lie

I can’t count the number of Nurses that has used their pathway to bring their husband( family) to uk/ Canada or u.s

Dey play

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Family / Re: UK Woman Urges Nigerian Wives: Stop Reporting Husbands To UK Police by ukaface(f): 3:37pm On Sep 09
richie240:
Good point!
But btw u and me, compare d ratio of men taking their women to obodo oyibo to women doing so with their men!
cool
First answer
Shey make women carry man go? Yes or no?

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Family / Re: UK Woman Urges Nigerian Wives: Stop Reporting Husbands To UK Police by ukaface(f): 3:28pm On Sep 09
condensedmilk:


After chasing your husband away just because you brought him to the UK, you then breed kids that are a threat to their own self and the society.
So
In other words
Nigerian women shouldn’t bring their husbands to uk??

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Education / Re: School Fees For Kindergarten(photo) by ukaface(f): 3:24pm On Sep 09
Na Una carry pikin go kindergarten
Wetin do home schooling?

WTH is kindergarten? What do they teach them ?

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Romance / Re: Mia Khalifa Regrets Her Adult Film Roles by ukaface(f): 3:22pm On Sep 09
E do
How many times Una wan tell us say she regret her past?

E do abeg
Politics / Re: Cut Down Cost Of Governance, Channel The Resources Into Education, Others – Obi by ukaface(f): 3:21pm On Sep 09
Na wa o

So even with this suffering
People still Dey support emilokan??

Waawuu

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Politics / Re: Cut Down Cost Of Governance, Channel The Resources Into Education, Others – Obi by ukaface(f): 3:19pm On Sep 09
alanto:
This boy should go and sleep. Nigeria is in good hands. It's easier said.

Modified: I don't know what's wrong with you y'all Obi people. Make your comments and gettout. A far as Nigerian presidency is concern. Obi goes nowhere, know that and know peace and Nigeria will get better right under Tinubu. Know this as well and put yourself at peace.
Are you currently at peace?
Family / Re: UK Woman Urges Nigerian Wives: Stop Reporting Husbands To UK Police by ukaface(f): 3:18pm On Sep 09
Okortor:
Nigerian women are very wicked and heartless...... Na man carry u go there but u went there and make his life a living hell .if he hadn't carried you there, you will claim he's wicked and prolly has a side chic or another wife over there.
Na only Nigerian men Dey carry wife go there?
Wife no Dey carry husband go there?

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Family / Re: UK Woman Urges Nigerian Wives: Stop Reporting Husbands To UK Police by ukaface(f): 3:17pm On Sep 09
richie240:
Wrong advice.
No need appealing to them, they'll never listen.

The right advice na to tell nigerian husbands to quit elevating their nigerian spouses from the village to uk.

A belligerent spouse in nigeria can never bcum a reasonable/submissive spouse in uk/us; it will only get worse.
Can a Nigerian woman take her husband to uk?
Abi na only Nigerian men Dey take wife to uk?

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Romance / Re: Woman Slept With 40 Men To Celebrate Her Birthday (photos & Video) by ukaface(f): 5:09am On Sep 08
A different kind of comment from the male specie would have been made if she were African Nigerian .

Na oyibo woman and I didn’t read any form of derogatory comment.

So it’s safe to say, NL men are sycophants

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Politics / Re: Real Reasons Ajuri Ngelale ‘Resigned’ As Tinubu’s Spokesman - Daily Nigeria by ukaface(f): 4:40am On Sep 08
madridguy:
Are you Ajuri's P.A? He said he need leave to attend to family matter and you are here saying another thing.


And you believe him?
Can’t he still attend to family matter, while still working?
Does he not need the money/ salary to attend to the family matter??

Dey play
Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Slaps, Beats Her Husband Abroad (Video) by ukaface(f): 8:33pm On Sep 07
Anyways I have check the tribe and it doesn’t concern me

Let them deal with their problems
Romance / Re: Why Do Skinny Men Like Big Women?(photo) by ukaface(f): 11:48am On Sep 07
Because them wan die early

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Romance / Re: Fúck Friends Of The Same Sex (pictures) by ukaface(f): 11:47am On Sep 07
Hiaaaa
So because both of you drink garri together, you are suddenly entitled to getting his money

Thought the entitlement mentality is only associated with females, males don enter too?

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Politics / Re: Which Of These Six Lies Dey Vex You Pass?(photo) by ukaface(f): 11:45am On Sep 07
One Nigeria

How can anyone think Nigeria is one?

We are not one, and can never be one

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Mocks Israel DMW Ex Wife In Paris, Calls Her A Loser by ukaface(f): 11:40am On Sep 07
Israel never know Wetin Dey do am
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Spokesperson, Ajuri Ngelale Steps Down, Gives Reason by ukaface(f): 11:38am On Sep 07
To Dey talk on behalf of emilokan don tire am

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