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Love800:
Be careful of it. Some dots you see on the nipples are cancer symptoms.

Cancer is not contagious
You can do well to tell her, to have it checked at the hospital if you notice any abnormalities

So when she baff, she no Dey wash her brezz join?

My instincts, always apt

I just couldn’t point out the reason I never liked this guy or his music

What is wrong in giving your opinion about musicians? Why disrespect him? In years to come he might be asked to compare musicians too.

This guy is slow.

If you can’t beat them, you Wetin? You join them

Why he come slim like this? Abi na so he slim? His head come be like question mark

Abebelube
He should sorry o

Orlandoo:
What's even the difference between women and snakes?

What is the similarity?

For what kwanu?

I’m curious
Most times when giving awareness to snake bites , it’s usually limbs that is used. Snake no de bite person for nyash? Or eye? Or neck? Or back? How do we immobilise such areas?

I’m asking out of curiosity ooo

Haaa
Never heard of Number 4 before o

I don’t know footballers, but would choose Declan rice- cos I would be curious to know what he can do, I mean his name is ‘ wowing’
Be like derica rice + odumodu use am sing. So yeah, Declan rice

Whitemoney was never a musician, that one was just jonzing himself

Laycon is still okay, I feel his type of music 🎧 is not what is currently been heard. Assuming he came out during those times of rugged man, ill bliss etc then maybe , just maybe he would still be relevant.

OmoOshodi:
when the queen of England died and they performed sacrifices for her...it looks normal to you?

Slave....with a chained brain

See your mouth like nyash
Did I say it looked normal?
Are we talking about The Queen of England? Abi Wetin concern me with Queen of England


You are more of a slave than me.

Mirasteel:
How is that your business?

It was brought to the social media
So yes it’s my business

Of course we are not ready
Abi when light no Dey how we wan Dey follow up?

Mtcheeeeeeew
This is FOOLISH
Is he going to eat it? Is he a god? wtf! Is this nonsense?

This one don Dey mature

Be like na late bloomer him be

No, I can’t do such a thing🤣🤣

The money is too small to have all my secrets exposed which would make them wonder the kind pikin dem born

Make it 100 trillion dollars

She no work as nurse naaaa
No be carer them say she Dey pretend to be?


Well, I’m here for the name check
Okay
It’s the saints community

You see scorpion and snake, also bed bug….. GOD ABEG I KNEEL DOWN DEY BEG YOU,PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 🙏🏾 I DONT WANT TO COME ACROSS THEM. Biko

Ise

Ode lele

This guy no be pastor, na marriage counsellor now

Which one is gospel again?

So is he now advising Christians to be drawing tattoos?
Oga just say na Wetin don Dey hungry you since be this, talk am with your full chest no body will beat you, na kukuma your body.

Gospel kor gospel ni

Caaz:
Alpha male wey dey steal food pictures from internet post ham for food section,them catch ham,shame catch ham,he nor post food for food section again.

Most of these Alpha makes are riffs from the raffs.... Nada them get.

Gbam!!

Cmanforall:
I wonder why she would be asking who uses (licks) the milk.
Is the man not supposed to use the milk?

Must he take permission before using it?



Some women!

Y’all be talking like you are in constant fight with your wives all the time.

SpaceX:
He bought the milk so he has every right to use it, my wife can never try this with me or else I will show her the door, I'm a alpha male.....

Abeg go siddan
Alpha male yenyenyen
Na your type Dey spineless

Kuku go and finish everything in your house at once because you be Alpha male.

Alpha male wey no get wisdom

No be lie

Enter airport first

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
His teeth remove?
Wetin Dey push am?😂🤣😂😂😂
E sweet me, make I no lie

Wonderful

ErnestNc:
It was a bitter sweet experience I'd not advice any young man to engage in. It's a game and the only way to win, is to be the user .

I knew this already but unfortunately I was blind sided and disarmed by the love I had for her 13yr old child. The child was so bright. I tutored her in mathematics til she became the best. I saw a lonely bright child who took me as a father figure in her school.

I was so attached and one day I was opportune to meet with her mother. I met a very beautiful young woman in her early 30's the day she came to drop off her child at school. Prior to this, our chat engagement was official and all about her daughter's growth. She requested that I drop all formality and desist from caling her "ma" . She called me babe instead and We both became informal with time and got very close. There was constant calls and communication.

She told me alot about her past , her 4 exes and how she's been alone. It turns out she was always the victim in all her stories . She's so pretty , why would any man leave such a woman? I kept asking myself. She learnt about our 5yrs age difference which was shocking to her but she was already deep into it and ready to go down.

THE ROMANCE

We became sexually involved and things were going down fast. She had great sexual appetite . She wanted me to marry her and was fond of calling me her child's soon to be father and how we were gonna get married. She's a fashion designer who is financially stable.


CRISIS

She had sudden financial crisis after embarking on a huge project. To assist , I tutored the child for free and I was assisting her occasionally with finances cuz I had lesson gigs fetching me 6figures.

Soon, I started to realise her sudden change of attitude. The calls soon dropped and we started to have alot of unresolvable fights , reason being that she would rather not like to settle the conflict when I want to, but make it linger so I'd have to beg her even when she was wrong. She never likes to talk about the unresolved issues, so we could trash it amicably and make amends where necessary.


POINT OF REALISATION

I suspected she was sleeping around and one day I decided to pay her a visit . On that faithful day, I heard her elder sister over a loud phone conversation " Jane, u really have my time today that you didn't go to man's house"
". I cringed on hearing that . This is someone who said she doesn't sleep around because of the stereotype attached to being a single mom.

They both laughed about it and she told her sister that she was currently with a man. The sister said further " what of bros? He say he no do again or when he go engage u?
" .

This time I felt the ground should open up . "Bros" is an elderly man in his 50's who wants to marry her. We had a fight that night and she denied that she had anything to do with bros and her sis was joking about her visits to men. We trashed it and made up with sex.

Next morning she was on call with a male friend who wanted to borrow money from her and she called him babe.

Note that, she's called a different male friend babe accidentally too and she quickly defended that she calls all her male friends "babe" . I told her it wasn't cool. She got defensive and even called another male friend and she told him I was jealous, they both laughed and she ended the call with " I love you and he replied too". We had a fight . I left and still came back to check on her. I was ignored while she was on call with her male friend for 30mins after which she invited him over with 2 other guys.

I asked why and what for. She boldly told me "whatever activities I have with my friends is not your concern , even if we have 10some
" .


I was saddened because this was someone for once I was ready to risk it all to settle down with. She was probably entangled in something I never understood. I discovered that she clubbed on Sundays , and would never allow her daughter come live with her. The poor child has been living with her grandparents for 13yrs. My girlfriend also abused weed and alcohol. I saw all these in her fridge

THE PREGNANCY

I was broken by everything and kept my distance but we still spoke. Early this year, we both suspected she was pregnant since she missed her period. We did a test and I found out she was pregnant. 4weeks 8days but I doubted it was mine after all the recent discoveries. To cut the long story short she removed it and bled for days.

The disrespect and devaluation kept on going . I was mentally unstable for a while and took Ill. I couldn't resume to teach and I lost my job. My mother was angry with me for having anything to do with her.

I broke up with her cuz I realised what I had wasn't real. I realised I never did anything that bad to deserve all the treatments I received. I was supporting and loving and was even a father figure to her child .

I'm without a job now but I'll be commencing a technical training for a better job offer. I'm still unstable and hurt but I'll bounce.

I'm one of those guys who don't believe in playing nice because ive been hurt before. I broke my rules and was disarmed by the love I had for a child and I fell in love with a lie. But it's all good. I learnt my lesson.

Na film Abi na real life

Fear of God is what phobia again?

As I read this thread
That nollywood movie song ‘ orji aka gum’ just begin play for my head.
Op, I have a suggestion
Buy clear pot, I was told it keeps water cold. More energy saved from use of fridge.

Make Una Dey check Una pocket before Una marry o
Have you stayed where Dey use charcoal to cook before? Smoke go show you shege banza.

If your daughter/ sister is in this situation what will you advise her?

Runninghare:
You mentioned that "nothing good comes out from Nigeria", and since you are Nigerian, I found that surprising. Are you saying you are not something good yourself?

Mtcheeeew
I will criticize Nigeria and its system over and over again
Nothing good comes out of Nigeria Oga
Try to understand the point and stop twisting my statement.

If you feel attacked about been part of the something not good, then it’s on you.

As a man, when you refuse to not keep your preek in on place you attract disrespect like this.

Even though? Autistic children still make it in life
Imagine rubbing the disability of his kids on his family, such childish act, leaving the paternity issue and talking about autism.