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FamilyRe: How My Brother's Fetish Girlfriend Almost Killed Him. by ukaface(f): 6:59am On Jan 23
Sonnobax15:
grin. My dear, relax and please don't take life too serious.

BTW I have a job my dear grin. Nairaland is a forum to get updates,and where people while away time. Some people actually come here to catch fun,and of which I belong to their category,while others come here to get updates.

No too take life too serious..
That means this experience is not real but for fun?
SportsRe: Chukwueze In Hot Waters For Mocking His Teammates For Being Committed by ukaface(f): 6:54am On Jan 23
Runninghare:
Sorry, if I may ask, do you reside in Nigeria?
No

Why?
SportsRe: Chukwueze In Hot Waters For Mocking His Teammates For Being Committed by ukaface(f): 10:53pm On Jan 18
Bluffly:
He should be removed from the National team asap.
Shioor
SportsRe: Chukwueze In Hot Waters For Mocking His Teammates For Being Committed by ukaface(f): 10:51pm On Jan 18
mankan2k7:
He deliberately missed the penalty. He should be replaced in subsequent matches. If there is no player to replace him put Portable or Kolu.
Go and sit down
To what end?
If Nigeria had won the first position, then it’s to what end?
To brag?
Bragging over football when the country itself is in a mess?
What change would winning first position do for Nigerians? Would it give good roads? Better pay for employees? Good education?

Does anything good come out of Nigeria?
SportsRe: Chukwueze In Hot Waters For Mocking His Teammates For Being Committed by ukaface(f): 10:48pm On Jan 18
deji17:
Saboteur! I wonder why they answer National call when they know they cannot give their all to the country.
Can you give your all to Nigeria?
SportsRe: Chukwueze In Hot Waters For Mocking His Teammates For Being Committed by ukaface(f): 10:47pm On Jan 18
I would do same

Why uplifting Nigeria when the country no send you??
PoliticsRe: AFCON 2025: Bronze Medal Good As Gold, Tinubu Hails Super Eagles’ Victory by ukaface(f): 7:52am On Jan 18
Aaaahhh
This is unbelievable
So no Tinubu supporter again? Una don Dey vex
There used to be peeps that support him, can’t find none

Anyways, with all due respect to him( Tinubu)
Baba you be beans o, how can you say btonze is as good as gold? Uche odikwa?
You for no talk anything o
CelebritiesRe: Doris Ogala Kneels Down As She Reunites With Ex-Husband, Kingsley Anyanwuagwu by ukaface(f): 12:08pm On Jan 13
That her husband na mutula

Thank God he is not my family member
RomanceRe: Man Narrates How Girlfriend Dumped Him After He Sold His Car To Send Her Abroad by ukaface(f): 8:43am On Jan 13
I feel sorry for him though

He should just swear for her, it will catch her. I no Dey like unfair treatment
When he was selling the car, why didn’t you tell him to stop?
She say her life is now different because of UK🤣🤣🤣, she go soon learn.
RomanceRe: My Gf Enjoy Me Beating Her by ukaface(f): 11:29pm On Jan 12
mmadu4:
So I have been worried lately with the ongoing craziness in my relationship with my babe . I noticed that anytime we are having a good moment or peaceful time she doesn't seem to be happy . She might just provoke me or try to insult me or say and do things that might make me beat her not serious beating but very low edge she will fall into depression afterwards and ignore me for as long as it takes she will won't even near me then I will have to beg her forgiveness before everything returns to normal of course with some love making . But this has happening for over a year now I'm becoming worried. What can I do in this situation pls need some advice
You never tire

When you tire you no go need advice
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Identity: Cute Abiola Late Father's Picture & More Controversy Emerging by ukaface(f): 11:27pm On Jan 12
Nigerians. Who really is your president?
Even the name Tinubu is not his, dem say him Name na Amoda or something

Ah!
CelebritiesRe: "Leave Her, I’ll Marry Her” — Kolu Reacts To Carter Efe’s Breakup With Baby Mama by ukaface(f): 11:21pm On Jan 12
That girl na mumu, all along I know say she be mumu.
She resemble olodo, forget beauty. She is always giving mumu.

The first time I saw her, I just know say she no fit think.
BusinessRe: See How This Jamaican Man Dressed After Winning $ 1.5m Lottery (Throwback) by ukaface(f): 6:43pm On Jan 12
grandstar:
That money is chicken feed.

It's about 13.5m in Naira.

Edit: I initially thought it was Jamaican Dollars but it is actually the US greenback.

That's over N2bn.
Bad belle
You get 1m for your account?
HealthAbsence Of Trees In Nigeria by ukaface(op): 5:26pm On Jan 05
Trees are very important. They help reduce heat, give shade, improve the air we breathe and even protect the environment. Life is simply better when trees are around.

I’ve noticed that many house owners don’t bother planting trees anymore. In fact, trees are now rare in residential areas. Even ordinary grass is not there again. Everywhere is just cement, tiles and interlock.

Yet, these same people complain every day about how the sun is too much. How do you expect the heat to reduce when there are no trees? Shade will not magically appear.

Imagine plucking fresh fruits from your own compound—mango, coconut, almond, guava. Apart from food, trees also make a place look nicer and cooler.

Sometimes I honestly wonder: can’t Nigerians think?

How do you cement your whole compound from fence to fence and still complain about heat? How you go cement all your compound, ehn?

Development is good, but completely removing nature is not progress. Planting a tree doesn’t cost much, and it helps both now and in the future.

If we don’t start paying attention to this, the heat we are complaining about today will only get worse tomorrow.

Happy new year
Christianity EtcRe: I Stopped Going For End Of Year Cross Over Service. by ukaface(f): 10:59pm On Dec 31, 2025
New year is just tomorrow
Just another day
Make Una rest
RomanceRe: Should he continue with the introduction? by ukaface(f): 4:45pm On Dec 30, 2025
Lonestar124:
It's aligning madam! Your gender are wicked and mean, they see everything as opportunity!!!
And yours are godly, saints and angels
Oh! Such wonderful gender with no sin
HealthRe: She Acts Loosed But Shockingly She's So Tight by ukaface(f): 4:00pm On Dec 30, 2025
You were expecting well, and still with that expectation you still wan kpansh am
Men ehn!

Now you no see well, you confuse
Ask her na…. Shuuuu
TravelRe: Heavy Truck Flips On Dangerous Benin-Sapele Road (video) by ukaface(f): 3:56pm On Dec 30, 2025
Nigeria government officials are basta.rds

And one person say Nigeria is the best country

Anu
CrimeRe: US To Deport Nigerian Man Ijaoba Over Street Gang Violence & Drug Sales by ukaface(f): 3:55pm On Dec 30, 2025
Let him come
Wetin be that man name sef, wey talk kundus wey him daughter na nurse, we get mc for him name, wey work gor this president wey Dey sit now?
Eehehehenn…. That man go give am work to still work for the president, come 2027.
FamilyRe: My Nigerian Father Admitted He Has A Secret 9-Year-Old Son by ukaface(f): 3:51pm On Dec 30, 2025
ezegenigbonine:
Lols

You must be the eldest daughter but you don't behave like one.

Have you asked your dad questions to know the reason why he decided to cheat on your mum. I guess he need to explain things to you before you conclude and start hating on him.

From the way you speak and deprives yourself from being a Nigerian, I can see vividly why your dad made the decision of having a child that will accept his culture and tradition, a child that will represent him in nigeria when he is dead, a child that will cover his pre-lost lineage.

This is what you get when you marry a foreign lady.
Aaaaaahhhhhhhh

I don weak sef
Wetin be this one like this again?
Are there any justifiable reasons to cheat ?
FamilyRe: My Nigerian Father Admitted He Has A Secret 9-Year-Old Son by ukaface(f): 3:43pm On Dec 30, 2025
positivelord:
... separated for 10 long years and you are shocked that a man in his active years had sex with someone else...... like your mother have not had sex in those ten years. I bet, the only difference is that she didn't take in ( no insult intended). common, family issues should be resolved as quickly as possible. Your biological father is begging for forgiveness for ten good years.
I understand your perfectionist idea about Europeans lifestyle and marriage, but we Africans are not perfect... Kudos to your sister through which the news came to your family. She must have been built differently.
Wowwwww

What a wonderful justification
Then if he gets back to her mum, what happens to the second woman and her 9-year old son? It’s okay for him to also abandon that child too?
FamilyRe: My Nigerian Father Admitted He Has A Secret 9-Year-Old Son by ukaface(f): 3:39pm On Dec 30, 2025
See them
Typical character of Nigerian men
They would rather blame the woman for their bad character. God forbid a Nigerian man’s ego to be bruised over a woman.

Girl, tell your mama to go on with whatever decision she has made, Inshort she should never consider going back to him.
BusinessRe: Pedestrian Traffic Hits Balogun Market (Photos) by ukaface(f): 3:30pm On Dec 30, 2025
The day I experienced something like this with my tiny self at deeper life youth camp (say) Omo.
Na that day I know say there are different ways to die.

The stories of those aunties saying guys were grabbing and pressing them nkor….
CelebritiesRe: Anda Damisa (Lazywrita) Dies By Suicide? by ukaface(f): 3:27pm On Dec 30, 2025
People are built differently
The challenge someone can uncomfortably carry may be the reason of suicide for another

Wherever he is , I guess he is free. Free from the burdens and challenges.
But, sha he is gonna be born again… so struggle continua
Except he comes in a more comfortable situation.
RomanceRe: Should he continue with the introduction? by ukaface(f): 3:22pm On Dec 30, 2025
Lonestar124:
I don't like the ideal of payment of bride price to someone that is not a virgin, men are really suffering I swear, this generation of female gender are taking advantage of us the men, and we have to advocate or protest against paying of bride price and holding a marriage ceremony for ladies that are not virgin.

Back to your question, Tell your Friend to abort his mission.
You leave subject matter go Dey attack ontop another point

Guys ehn….smh
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Didn't Happen To Anthony Joshua by ukaface(f): 3:20pm On Dec 30, 2025
Werey say Nigeria is the best country in the world 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nothing I no go hear for this end of year
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Claiming To Be Pregnant (Photos) by ukaface(f): 3:18pm On Dec 30, 2025
You Dey notice things like this, still you Dey chook your pr!ck… with no protection o

Nna ehn, kundus to you and yours
CelebritiesRe: ‘I Don Stop To Dey Give Belle Anyhow’ – 2baba Confesses (video) by ukaface(f): 11:06pm On Dec 27, 2025
You for no stop


Na now you begin think

Rubbish

This guy just Dey vex me
PhonesRe: Apart From “bye”, How Do You End Phone Calls? by ukaface(f): 11:05pm On Dec 27, 2025
Oya na
Later na
Speak later
Take care
RomanceRe: Average Age Men Lose Virginity by ukaface(f): 9:51pm On Dec 26, 2025
Kdon2:
Men don't lose virginity. There is no virginity to lose. Men losing virginity is a feminist idea☹️
Abegiiiii

Your idea reeks of misogyny and misinformation-

Virginity is not gender thing

It’s a word / vocabulary that means something

Virgin- one who has not had sexual intercourse.

Na every thing Una wan change narrative for

IF A MAN HAS NEVER HAD SEX OR A WOMAN HAS NEVER HAD SEX THEY ARE CONSIDERED VIRGIN.

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