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Kodak9:
I really need help, I've been having issues with acnes, pimples and black spots,I need a solution abeg

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Leave your face alone
It will go eventually

Unfortunately Tinubu and his senators and his governors and his ministers won’t see this.

I wish them all a slow and painful death

orisa37:
THAT MAN DIDN'T KNOW J E S U S, SO HE DIED USELESSLY!!!

Sarcasm at its peak

LordIsaac:
It's only female humans that complain. Goats and cows (with larger offsprings) do what nature has equipped them to. Shout out to all men, and women out there that contribute their quota to bringing a life to this world.

I think you have to be a goat or a cow to know if they complain or not, comparing Human to goat and cow. I know your type.
Goat and cow don’t go to work, you for kuku no Dey go work make you Dey live like goat and cow.

LordIsaac:
No...you'll always downplay the role of the man running up and down. I just hate ungrateful lots!

It’s not about downplaying men at all. It’s just the reality of pregnancy — the physical risks and sacrifices happen in a woman’s body. Support is important, but acknowledging that shouldn’t be a problem.

You can’t compare ‘ running up and down’ to near death experiences or death.

Normally men suppose run up and down, is the woman supposed to ? After 9 months of carrying a child? You think you can compare both responsibilities?

It’s giving 2001

Drifter02:
Although I'm afraid I might die alone, nonetheless I still have to admit being single without any extra responsibilities- no kids, no wife - is one of the best things to keep happening to me.

I was talking to one babe just this evening.. telling her to come, I'll cook her indomie and buy her something soft and babe was smiling coyly and bro.. I was seeing the future and I didn't like it

The future of me getting the girl pregnant filled me with apprehension. Imagine, if the girl's pregnant and I had a kid on the way, I won't have no time for myself anymore, my soft life will no longer be soft, I'll always have to be worried about money, about not losing my job.. my happy life will now be sad and constantly apprehensive and all the ills that comes with having a girl pest on your life..

Omo.. married men, I'd like to say "I feel for you" but na lie.. because asides from enjoying constant puzi you knew what you were getting your asses into.. and I'm so glad I'm not you.. and in any case not all of you have money issues

Let me give you some advice

DON’T EVER GET MARRIED
DON’T GET A KID
IF YOU DO, YOU WILL RUIN YOUR SOFT BOY LIFESTYLE
YOU WILL BEAR THE BURDEN OF CARING FOR SOMEONE ELSE OTHER THAN YOURSELF O

DON’T

Eiyaaa

Somehow I’m beginning to vibe more to his raindrops song

You give advice to young men still you no follow your advice
Now you need help

Sorry o
You are a mumu man

toboizilla:
15 years older than her, and this happened 3 years ago

God of Moses
So na something of 3 years ago you remember today to analyse

Oh chim

Apel147:
Show us one Grammy nah!!! 🤣🤣🤣😜😜😜😜

Where is yours?

Apel147:
Is he the only arrogant celebrity? We know the agenda!
Even when he hadn't said anything they go scared and started this hate on him. Burna worked hard to be where he is today! Truth is no empty seats in his tours and no cancelled shows only rescheduled! Which artist never cancel or reschedule before

Make una show us una Grammy before we go rate una🙄😜🤣

I know a sycophant when I see one
So because he has Grammy we should be rolling on the floor for him?

Just Dey approve nonsense

Finally
I hope a whole lot of people would come to realise that this Nig.ga is a proud fellow that does not deserve to be hyped.

Can’t even relate to his song
Never been a fan and will never. Make he go meet Dangote and elumelu to be his fan and also have them jumping upandan to hype him

Yall should cancel this guy
He talks like a child

Goodmarlian:
Some women are really insecure beings and don't like the truth. There is this female friend of mine who developed a sudden likeness towards piercing her body and fitting rings everywhere. She pierced her nose, pierced her ear with 3 holes, I didn't criticise her because it was still common among girls, but the last one she did was awkward I had to tell her it doesn't fit her

This girl has a protruding Tommy and went ahead to pierce he navel and fitted a belly ring and it doesn't look good on her because it fits only women with very flat tummy, she went ahead started making Dance videos on her WhatsApp which I know is to entice men.

She wore tight and a short top that was where I noticed she did a navel piercing. I told her straight up that it doesn't fit her ever since she stopped talking to me.

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How is it your business sef?
You brought in bad energy to her and she cut you off
Fini

Arizoner:
how much you dey bill guys daily

When did I tell you I’m hungry?

Hungry girl jam guy wey wan impress

Gbam

So far say na Tinubu, aje..

And the third husband still wan collect am

Let him stay there
Let him even kpai there, I don’t give a flying fvck

He was a Nigerian politician

NIGERIA IS CURSED

CURSED WITH DUMBWIT POLITICIANS

CURSED WITH CITIZENS THAT ARE LILY-LIVERED

NIGERIA WOULD ALWAYS BE CURSED

I HATE NIGERIA

duduade:
She's not even someone I could have been attracted to

Modified
To those who quoted me

I don 😂😂😂😂😂 tire

But the truth is one man's meat is another man's poison

You must be thinking you are all that

So at this age and time, women still Dey do dependency on men?

Frivolous behaviour

Break up because of no money for hair

That’s how stupid some Nigerians are in UK
Must always show themselves
Always showing stupidity, speak so loudly, behaving like retards.

The other day, that one man Dey inside bus Dey talk all him life problem over phone, not even quietly speaking o, talking so loud.

Nigerians think UK is suddenly their country
I don’t blame them sef, Nigeria is a mess of a country to live.

Everyone just lack decorum.

Tinubu please don’t resign
You must rule Nigeria
Na my papa be that
If Tinubu no rule, who would?
Yall are so unbelievable

Silentgroper:
I'm pretty sure you're praying for that shape silently..

,😶😶

Because you have silent as a moniker you think every other person wants to be in that silent situation with you.

I don pray for money and good health finish wey na shape I wan come go dey pray for. Abeg o

She looks like she is in regret

Abi na my eyes?

Na mumu full Nigeria government na

LINSAR:
Oya advice me as a woman.

Better leave your p.enis alone.
You no create yourself, so why stress over something you don’t even have control over? You’re definitely not the first man with that kind of worry, so calm down and do normal.

Low testosterone can affect your mood, energy, confidence, and even performance ,it’s not your fault, it’s just a hormonal thing that can be managed. Sometimes it’s stress, poor sleep, or lifestyle causing it. You can fix it with the right treatment and healthy habits , eat well, rest well, exercise, reduce alcohol, and avoid smoking.

As for size, no let that one disturb your peace. Once a man don pass puberty, nothing can really change the size permanently. What matters more is your confidence and how you handle your partner.

Just focus on being healthy and confident. Work on your mindset, your body, and your energy.

But the kind advice I dey see for this thread sha😂

LINSAR:
I gave that description so you will advise me, not fantasize🌚

Abeg oo
I’m fantasizing Biko o
I was just trying too hard to get a better picture

LINSAR:
When flaccid, it hangs higher than my balls. When erect, it barely touches my belly button when pulled up. Girth is 4.5 to 5 inches erect.

God help me and my imagination this morning