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This one don Dey mature

Be like na late bloomer him be

No, I can’t do such a thing🤣🤣

The money is too small to have all my secrets exposed which would make them wonder the kind pikin dem born

Make it 100 trillion dollars

She no work as nurse naaaa
No be carer them say she Dey pretend to be?


Well, I’m here for the name check
Okay
It’s the saints community

You see scorpion and snake, also bed bug….. GOD ABEG I KNEEL DOWN DEY BEG YOU,PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 🙏🏾 I DONT WANT TO COME ACROSS THEM. Biko

Ise

Ode lele

This guy no be pastor, na marriage counsellor now

Which one is gospel again?

So is he now advising Christians to be drawing tattoos?
Oga just say na Wetin don Dey hungry you since be this, talk am with your full chest no body will beat you, na kukuma your body.

Gospel kor gospel ni

Caaz:
Alpha male wey dey steal food pictures from internet post ham for food section,them catch ham,shame catch ham,he nor post food for food section again.

Most of these Alpha makes are riffs from the raffs.... Nada them get.

Gbam!!

Cmanforall:
I wonder why she would be asking who uses (licks) the milk.
Is the man not supposed to use the milk?

Must he take permission before using it?



Some women!

Y’all be talking like you are in constant fight with your wives all the time.

SpaceX:
He bought the milk so he has every right to use it, my wife can never try this with me or else I will show her the door, I'm a alpha male.....

Abeg go siddan
Alpha male yenyenyen
Na your type Dey spineless

Kuku go and finish everything in your house at once because you be Alpha male.

Alpha male wey no get wisdom

No be lie

Enter airport first

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
His teeth remove?
Wetin Dey push am?😂🤣😂😂😂
E sweet me, make I no lie

Wonderful

ErnestNc:
It was a bitter sweet experience I'd not advice any young man to engage in. It's a game and the only way to win, is to be the user .

I knew this already but unfortunately I was blind sided and disarmed by the love I had for her 13yr old child. The child was so bright. I tutored her in mathematics til she became the best. I saw a lonely bright child who took me as a father figure in her school.

I was so attached and one day I was opportune to meet with her mother. I met a very beautiful young woman in her early 30's the day she came to drop off her child at school. Prior to this, our chat engagement was official and all about her daughter's growth. She requested that I drop all formality and desist from caling her "ma" . She called me babe instead and We both became informal with time and got very close. There was constant calls and communication.

She told me alot about her past , her 4 exes and how she's been alone. It turns out she was always the victim in all her stories . She's so pretty , why would any man leave such a woman? I kept asking myself. She learnt about our 5yrs age difference which was shocking to her but she was already deep into it and ready to go down.

THE ROMANCE

We became sexually involved and things were going down fast. She had great sexual appetite . She wanted me to marry her and was fond of calling me her child's soon to be father and how we were gonna get married. She's a fashion designer who is financially stable.


CRISIS

She had sudden financial crisis after embarking on a huge project. To assist , I tutored the child for free and I was assisting her occasionally with finances cuz I had lesson gigs fetching me 6figures.

Soon, I started to realise her sudden change of attitude. The calls soon dropped and we started to have alot of unresolvable fights , reason being that she would rather not like to settle the conflict when I want to, but make it linger so I'd have to beg her even when she was wrong. She never likes to talk about the unresolved issues, so we could trash it amicably and make amends where necessary.


POINT OF REALISATION

I suspected she was sleeping around and one day I decided to pay her a visit . On that faithful day, I heard her elder sister over a loud phone conversation " Jane, u really have my time today that you didn't go to man's house"
". I cringed on hearing that . This is someone who said she doesn't sleep around because of the stereotype attached to being a single mom.

They both laughed about it and she told her sister that she was currently with a man. The sister said further " what of bros? He say he no do again or when he go engage u?
" .

This time I felt the ground should open up . "Bros" is an elderly man in his 50's who wants to marry her. We had a fight that night and she denied that she had anything to do with bros and her sis was joking about her visits to men. We trashed it and made up with sex.

Next morning she was on call with a male friend who wanted to borrow money from her and she called him babe.

Note that, she's called a different male friend babe accidentally too and she quickly defended that she calls all her male friends "babe" . I told her it wasn't cool. She got defensive and even called another male friend and she told him I was jealous, they both laughed and she ended the call with " I love you and he replied too". We had a fight . I left and still came back to check on her. I was ignored while she was on call with her male friend for 30mins after which she invited him over with 2 other guys.

I asked why and what for. She boldly told me "whatever activities I have with my friends is not your concern , even if we have 10some
" .


I was saddened because this was someone for once I was ready to risk it all to settle down with. She was probably entangled in something I never understood. I discovered that she clubbed on Sundays , and would never allow her daughter come live with her. The poor child has been living with her grandparents for 13yrs. My girlfriend also abused weed and alcohol. I saw all these in her fridge

THE PREGNANCY

I was broken by everything and kept my distance but we still spoke. Early this year, we both suspected she was pregnant since she missed her period. We did a test and I found out she was pregnant. 4weeks 8days but I doubted it was mine after all the recent discoveries. To cut the long story short she removed it and bled for days.

The disrespect and devaluation kept on going . I was mentally unstable for a while and took Ill. I couldn't resume to teach and I lost my job. My mother was angry with me for having anything to do with her.

I broke up with her cuz I realised what I had wasn't real. I realised I never did anything that bad to deserve all the treatments I received. I was supporting and loving and was even a father figure to her child .

I'm without a job now but I'll be commencing a technical training for a better job offer. I'm still unstable and hurt but I'll bounce.

I'm one of those guys who don't believe in playing nice because ive been hurt before. I broke my rules and was disarmed by the love I had for a child and I fell in love with a lie. But it's all good. I learnt my lesson.

Na film Abi na real life

Fear of God is what phobia again?

As I read this thread
That nollywood movie song ‘ orji aka gum’ just begin play for my head.
Op, I have a suggestion
Buy clear pot, I was told it keeps water cold. More energy saved from use of fridge.

Make Una Dey check Una pocket before Una marry o
Have you stayed where Dey use charcoal to cook before? Smoke go show you shege banza.

If your daughter/ sister is in this situation what will you advise her?

Runninghare:
You mentioned that "nothing good comes out from Nigeria", and since you are Nigerian, I found that surprising. Are you saying you are not something good yourself?

Mtcheeeew
I will criticize Nigeria and its system over and over again
Nothing good comes out of Nigeria Oga
Try to understand the point and stop twisting my statement.

If you feel attacked about been part of the something not good, then it’s on you.

As a man, when you refuse to not keep your preek in on place you attract disrespect like this.

Even though? Autistic children still make it in life
Imagine rubbing the disability of his kids on his family, such childish act, leaving the paternity issue and talking about autism.

Sonnobax15:
. My dear, relax and please don't take life too serious.

BTW I have a job my dear . Nairaland is a forum to get updates,and where people while away time. Some people actually come here to catch fun,and of which I belong to their category,while others come here to get updates.

No too take life too serious..

That means this experience is not real but for fun?

Runninghare:
Sorry, if I may ask, do you reside in Nigeria?

No

Why?

Bluffly:
He should be removed from the National team asap.

Shioor

mankan2k7:
He deliberately missed the penalty. He should be replaced in subsequent matches. If there is no player to replace him put Portable or Kolu.

Go and sit down
To what end?
If Nigeria had won the first position, then it’s to what end?
To brag?
Bragging over football when the country itself is in a mess?
What change would winning first position do for Nigerians? Would it give good roads? Better pay for employees? Good education?

Does anything good come out of Nigeria?

deji17:
Saboteur! I wonder why they answer National call when they know they cannot give their all to the country.

Can you give your all to Nigeria?

I would do same

Why uplifting Nigeria when the country no send you??

Aaaahhh
This is unbelievable
So no Tinubu supporter again? Una don Dey vex
There used to be peeps that support him, can’t find none

Anyways, with all due respect to him( Tinubu)
Baba you be beans o, how can you say btonze is as good as gold? Uche odikwa?
You for no talk anything o

That her husband na mutula

Thank God he is not my family member

I feel sorry for him though

He should just swear for her, it will catch her. I no Dey like unfair treatment
When he was selling the car, why didn’t you tell him to stop?
She say her life is now different because of UK🤣🤣🤣, she go soon learn.

mmadu4:
So I have been worried lately with the ongoing craziness in my relationship with my babe . I noticed that anytime we are having a good moment or peaceful time she doesn't seem to be happy . She might just provoke me or try to insult me or say and do things that might make me beat her not serious beating but very low edge she will fall into depression afterwards and ignore me for as long as it takes she will won't even near me then I will have to beg her forgiveness before everything returns to normal of course with some love making . But this has happening for over a year now I'm becoming worried. What can I do in this situation pls need some advice

You never tire

When you tire you no go need advice

Nigerians. Who really is your president?
Even the name Tinubu is not his, dem say him Name na Amoda or something

Ah!

That girl na mumu, all along I know say she be mumu.
She resemble olodo, forget beauty. She is always giving mumu.

The first time I saw her, I just know say she no fit think.

grandstar:
That money is chicken feed.

It's about 13.5m in Naira.

Edit: I initially thought it was Jamaican Dollars but it is actually the US greenback.

That's over N2bn.

Bad belle
You get 1m for your account?

Trees are very important. They help reduce heat, give shade, improve the air we breathe and even protect the environment. Life is simply better when trees are around.

I’ve noticed that many house owners don’t bother planting trees anymore. In fact, trees are now rare in residential areas. Even ordinary grass is not there again. Everywhere is just cement, tiles and interlock.

Yet, these same people complain every day about how the sun is too much. How do you expect the heat to reduce when there are no trees? Shade will not magically appear.

Imagine plucking fresh fruits from your own compound—mango, coconut, almond, guava. Apart from food, trees also make a place look nicer and cooler.

Sometimes I honestly wonder: can’t Nigerians think?

How do you cement your whole compound from fence to fence and still complain about heat? How you go cement all your compound, ehn?

Development is good, but completely removing nature is not progress. Planting a tree doesn’t cost much, and it helps both now and in the future.

If we don’t start paying attention to this, the heat we are complaining about today will only get worse tomorrow.

Happy new year

New year is just tomorrow
Just another day
Make Una rest