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That cow is doing more than touching O!

Has election 2015 violence started already? Is that snake PDP or APC?

All na Fulbe wash. Talking from the side of his mouth, when he knows that the Imams in the mosque since the 50's have been preaching a 'diversive, hate-filled philosophy' since they started collecting Saudi money to spread a wahhabi doctrine.

How did he protect christian people when the young boys started running around with machetes in 66?

It is not what you say or write, it's what you do that has power. Those Muslims who protected Christians during the pogroms (not one, or two...) practiced love, those Xtians that stood over Muslims when they prayed in Jos, two years ago...practiced love.

You may want to portray him as 'Mandela', but the facts do not stack up. Too many corpses were buried on his watch.

Merry Xmas

Xmas no reach dat side at all.

The kick from Lebanese boss was bad, but even worse is the unseen kick to Naija children through corruption and unaccountability.

N10,000 to anyone that can hack into his account and let him know what we think of his behaviour. E- warriors - wey u dey?

This guy has 'good' Naija PR, every day, one dry pic after another.

Cramjones ...na he your Baba or Oga for work?

Good at dribbling, end product is weaker than expected of a top-flight player.

Passing in last third and shooting needs big improvement - hence warming bench.

Chai...she chase him from one place to next, break bottle on his head, bring knife to cut his sokoto and he still dey for house. Dis guy na Prince of Peace or UN Peace Ambassador. I salute you!

All this letter, letter, letter. OBJ, OBJ pikin,... Pesin no talk again?

Flashmob plenty for Naija, normally at

1 - road accidents
2 - aluu-rubber tyre lynchings
3 - plane crashes
4 - pdp conventions...

while other areas are engaged in defiling, inc*st and other crime,” MASSOB said.

Massob are fully briefed on Nairaland e-tribal wars...na wa.

Chei! The second photo, the man with his shorts down, is he getting BRAIN in the open air like that.

If so, that place will be very busy over Xmas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e4kBVKba0U

Two men have been found guilty of murdering soldier Lee Rigby outside Woolwich barracks in south-east London in May.

Michael Adebolajo, 29, and Michael Adebowale, 22, struck Fusilier Rigby with a car before hacking him to death.

Adebolajo had claimed he was a "soldier of Allah" and the killing was an act of war.

The men were found not guilty of attempting to murder a police officer at the scene.

The jury of eight women and four men took approximately 90 minutes to reach its verdict.

Adebolajo and Adebowale drove a car into Fusilier Rigby at 30-40mph, before dragging him into the road and attacking him with knives and attempting to decapitate him with a meat cleaver.

The jury heard the men chose their victim because he was "the soldier that was spotted first".

In a police interview Adebolajo said he and Adebowale decided to lie in wait near the barracks for a serviceman.

1.Blackberry Phone

Neymar don show Ambrose...'World cup pepper early O!'

When the northern rebels entered Bangui, they could have ruled the place peacefully if they restored law and order and brought peace to the streets. However, they began terrorising locals, killing former fighters during night raids and commandering traders income and goods. The locals have now had enough. It has been a bloodbath...now the Christians in CAR have had enough. They are now killing local innocent Fula/Peul muslims that had nothing to do with the armed rebels. Everyday people are now caught in the headlights of the wahala.


See the video below. (I cried when I heard the girl scream at the murder of her father). Africa...no law, no justice.

http://www.france24.com/en/20131208-central-african-republic-car-bangui-french-military-patrol

if Gaberal agbolahor makes d news for d wrong reasons, dey will also call him Nigerian.

Gabby na correct Nigerian, sure u know the number of pikin he dey father for birmingham, abi?

'exposed in the News of the World early in the 2008/09 season, as the tabloid revealed that Agbonlahor got three women pregnant all in the same period of time'.

Hope the locals respect his spirit by not tarnishing that park with un-mandela like virtues.

I dey wait for first infraction

This is the World Cup. You can't rule out any country.

All the Nigerian papers where filled with stories about Stoichkov, Kostadinov, Canniggia, Maradona and Redondo before USA 94. People thought that we only stood a chance against Greece, but we ended up winning the group.

Who would have thought that Senegal would beat France at the World Cup in 2002? Who would have thought that Cameroon would beat Argentina in 1990?

Don't rule out any country.

Exactly the point I wanted to make by posting the videos. Nigerians are myopic about world football and only know about the big dogs. Some of the smaller countries can really play ball. If we prepare well and do our homework, anything is possible. However, if we expect these teams to roll over on seeing our green shirts, na wahala be dat.

First game versus Iran is super crucial... there is no time to grow into the tournament.

See you lot in Curitiba and Cuiaba.

Comparing performance of 2009 with what is expected in 2014.

It's called pedigree. If you gain no information/insight from the video, then ignore it.

There are many on these boards, who have no idea of the kind of football, Bosnia or Iran play. There are no easy games at the World Cup.

Argentina v Bosnia friendly last month. Bosnia had five good chances but could not put the bag in the onion bag, before El Kun turned up. On a good day, Bosnia can score goals.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9_dKdlgiy8

Iran will not be walk-overs - they beat Bosnia on their own pitch in 2009.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6AffYKatQI

Catalonia, Biafra,India, Nigeria - Group B

When it comes to who's sleeping with who and who's divorcing who gossips, some babes here are more informed than Wikipedia. They'll give you every detail including the day the couple had their first conjugal conjugation.

YES O! They go yarn long tale about how they had crush on him way back, but no get mouth to talk. Maybe it was the holes in his shorts like the google photo that made you look for teacher Oga, rather than your age-mates. Now kitty don spoil through regular airing, you wan go back and chase your age-mates. SMH

They don find betta chick pass

Source - Guardian.co.uk

It is believed Boko Haram employees were under-staffed due to 225 members travelling to Anambra State to provide security for the State elections over the weekend.

A French engineer held hostage by Islamist militants in northern Nigeria for almost a year has escaped, President Francois Hollande said on Sunday.

Hollande gave no details about the escape, but a Nigerian police official told Reuters that Francis Collomp had slipped out of his cell and managed to find a motorcycle taxi which took him to a police station.

Collomp, who is in his sixties, was seized when about 30 gunmen stormed his compound on 19 December in the northern Nigerian town of Rimi, close to the Niger border where al-Qaida's North African wing, al-Qaida in the Islamic Maghreb (AQIM), operates.

"The president expresses his gratitude to the Nigerian authorities, with whom French authorities have collaborated closely on this decisive action," Hollande's office said in a statement on Sunday.

Arriving in Israel for a state visit, Hollande later said Collomp had freed himself and that the French foreign minister, Laurent Fabius, who arrived in Israel with Hollande, was flying to Nigeria to receive him.

Nigerian police commissoner Olufemi Adenaike said Collomp had been moved to the town of Zaria, in northern Nigeria, in the past three months and had fled from there. A diplomatic source told Reuters that Collomp was weak and had lost a lot of weight but was not injured.

Collomp's wife, Anne-Marie, told French radio that Hollande had called her to inform her her husband was free. "I have heard that he has escaped, I say bravo my husband, bravo," she said.

In September, Collomp – an engineer at French renewable energy firm Vergnet – asked for help in a three-minute video posted on a jihadi website.

Ansaru, the militant group that kidnapped him, said soon after his abduction that he had been taken in retaliation for France's military action against jihadi insurgents in Mali and its ban on wearing the full-face veil.

Britain has put Ansaru on its official "terrorist group" list, saying it is aligned with al-Qaida and was behind the kidnapping of a British national and a Italian who were killed last year during a failed rescue attempt.

The group is thought to have loose ties to the better-known Islamist militant sect Boko Haram, which has killed thousands in a four year insurgency focused mostly on Nigerian security forces, religious targets and politicians.

Collomp's release comes just weeks after four French hostages kidnapped in Niger by AQIM, were released on 29 October after three years in captivity.

Seven other French nationals are being held hostage in Syria, Mali and Nigeria, including French priest Georges Vandenbeusch, who was kidnapped in northern Cameroon last week and is believed to be held in Nigeria.

3 Scenarios

1) He jus dey for next village, chillin', drinking palm wine, back being slapped,keeping low profile, waiting for FG financial disbursement
2) He dey for Anambra to make election money - he has children fingerprints already inked for multiple voter form stamping. He is in big demand by PDP and APGA and will be working double-shifts to keep-up
3) He is busy in LGA seeding those who have been termed barren and past-it - for he sure get seed powa!

Boko Haram never find rich pesin event to do their 'devil work'. Only poor man mosque or church dey get GPS for, abi?

Not funny just uncommon names. Really, we as Nigerians need to leave our small boxes we call home and take road trips round 9ja;widen your knowledge of your country, don't just stay hooked up in that region of yours and start shouting Hausa,Igbo and Yoruba there are more than 100 ethnic groups with different cultures that actually make up Nigeria as a country, let's get enlightened.

Bros, I dun tire too. When I come back to Naija, I have to school Nigerians on names and culture in their own country. They will stand ignorantly proud and say 'That doesn't sound Nigerian' or 'I have never heard of that before'. 250 million islands.

Why is he bearing Vongatu? Is he a child from asian parentage?How is he a Nigerian? Just black skin and big lips I suppose.

Chai. See local MUMU with a keyboard!

Those who are using this world cup victory to sing the praise of Mr GEJ are nothing but Bunch of mediocres....

Bros, no vex...

Nigerians are SIGNS and WONDERS pesins...

Always looking for a reason behind the incident. It is our 'inherent' African spirituality. Everything happens for a reason.

If Oga lose multi-million naira business contract he go blame his Auntie who called him last night, for the first time in 5 months - Bad belle woman.

If Madam lose 6 months pregnancy now, na GEJ fault - because she carried two full-term pikins during OBJ presidential tenure.