₦airaland Forum

The second poster was right, it's not about political parties, education or development. It's about an innate, cerebral flaw that glorifies confusion, power, money and blood-letting. One which disavows organisation and planning. My fear is that at some point, we will enter a Rwanda-esque scenario. At the end of which, all the monkeys in the republic will be looking to blame oyibo and colonialism for their misfortune, which occurred with Gbagbo in Cote d'Ivoire.

LOL..foreign students

Kill Snake - Part 1

Where Part 2 na, wey u make one tasty soup and everybody in shot licking fngers

mallamseifaldin:
Lolz........

Fake news=hungry bloggers...

Witch kin mumu be dis?

Tunami:
normadic presido.

Bros, he is chasing lost ancestral cows...na Yemen he go reach next.

Na for corruption, you go hear 'One Naiiiiiijiria'.

Atmmachine:
UK of all places ??
I would rather be in Nigeria than live in UK.

The only country in the world is USA.

Bros, what other countries in the world have you lived in?

Let's call a spade a spade.

The okada drivers in Abuja are the armed wing of Arewistan - with 'Sai buhari' and 'Kano Pillar' stickers.

Anyone who crosses an okada man's path - is in immediate danger of being attacked by a quickly mobile, aggressive crew of okada riders, who will follow blindly (sound familiar...'Sa Buhari') the accusation of their colleague.

After Mile 12 wahala and more...I advise Yoruba and Igbo guys to get armed sharply to protect themselves.

Why all this grammar. He said 'Animal Farm'.

For me, na 'ZOOLOGY'.

Abeg. Mek sure u carry towel, antibiotics and flip-flops for hospital na rucksack.

Chai. No security or crush barriers just the holy spirit of safety.

If him sharp, he go use car as transport between uni and hostel.

If him dull, na him baba go 'saraki' dat car for village runs!

More space in the cage...I mean ZOO

Strong broda. Oyibo use stick like it was made from bubble wrap.

He don forget fufu make african limb thick like iroko.

He asked a good question, "Why do they want him on the floor?"

Dem no fit answer. I know....Na Jimmy Saville wahala dem wan carry!

Hustlers chasing fake packages...A big romantic pyramid scheme!

PROPOGANDA

Anybody know where I can buy good quality, beaded chairs from in Nigeria?

I am looking to buy in bulk.

Cheers

Bros, that 50K woud buy you new mattress and bed-spread.

Expecting to see Nairalander post picture of barbecued thief or robber meat very soon, in plate with pounded yam.

Natin dey surprise me for Naija - Wey rat eat cat and mosquito chase man.

This is barbaric. If he stole 2 oilfields through connections and dashed you 50K, you would prostrate.

Following their beating and after jail, they will come out and start holding pistols

All I see is high sugar and fat products...which manifests further down the line in obesity, high inflation and currency devaluation.

This is too funny. Guy in the first photo cannot even do a press up, see how high his butt is in the air...

Woman doing drill in the other photo is wearing the same shirt she went to the Club last night.

They blocked off all these roads to walk. Did they not kill some members of civil society recently for doing the same thing.

Nigerian news is better than Prozac and Viagra combined.

Only in a ZOO, is this behaviour condoned.

She is there to protect him but instead wants to send him to the morgue.

A simple dressing down would suffice, instead lesson 1 in brutality.

When Niggers are hungry in the North and South, he rides a useless car like this.

Swedish politicians cycle to work. UK politicians take public transport. Naija politicians take customised rolls-royce and plane (yet those they steal from celebrate them - economic Stockholm syndrome).

The fear of nigger-ians is the beginning of wisdom.

Just finished watching the relay heats at the Bird's Nest in Beijing.

The female team was so slow that even China beat them. People wey no get leg to run. We did not qualify for the final.

Then the men came and leg 1 and 2 could not even exchange the baton at the first exchange. They gave up. We disqualified ourselves.

Relay is like a microcosm of naija politics and lack of organisation. Discuss.

NIGGEReria don hammer again

How long will this thing carry on for?

Seems like you have all got used to killing each other. R.I.P

Bros - U dey mugu number one I'm afraid. With Naija babes you wan marry. Do the opposite.

Tell her u lost 5 million naira and you must economise over the next 12 months.

Start boiling corn for dinner, and waking up at 4am to begin fiery prayers - regularly.

If she fit stand those ones, na wifey material!

Thirty died on monday.

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/africa/2014/01/nigeria-201416221945787410.html

No special coverage on Bairaland, but for some Nollywood nyash - it dey FP

Poverty dey plenty across the whole of Nigeria na. Arguing over which state is better than another is like arguing over whether dying of a heart attack is better than dying from a shark attack. All na wahala