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From Rwanda, to Katanga, Nigeria, North Kivu, Abyei, Somalia...the list is endless. Niggas are genetically predisposed to blood-letting. Hoping that our brain evolves over the next millenium to leave the petty, myopic mentality behind. We fight over resources while China is on its 12th five year economic growth plan since 1953.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five-year_plans_of_the_People%27s_Republic_of_China

Birthday celebrations will be held by his hospital bed. The patient has high blood pressure, advanced diabetes and his foot may need to be amputated on Monday. Nil by mouth, receiving nutrition through drip from the Niger Delta. The American doctor will carry out the amputation without anaesthetic.

Can any well-wishers pray for me at home as the road to the hospital is dangerous (too many road-blocks, Ombatse, blind truck drivers, Boko, Mend)

Was their faces painted black as.part of the training

They are Africans my friend. Like you. Keep that skin inferiority complex to yourself, abeg.

If it is Oyinbo face you wan see, look at my profile pic - Mugu number 1 when i reached London.

Haba! Price of wood has just increased exponentially in Borno. I just hope some local boys have gone into coffin business.

I pray for these boys in advance. No armour, no weapons, no training. Move in peace.

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Dayokanu, Eko-ile and co where art thou?
Nairalanders need your help here....

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They are now undercover in the sewers of the internet bros. Very soon, when Umunna return to profitable enterprises on Monday at 0400am sharp. They will jump down to NL, in Ice mode...

Great piece of naija fiction. Good you no dey for my house. My Auntie tak say python na GEJ and Mallam na Buhari for upcoming 2015 election.

NYA demands Marilyn Ogar's Back!

See hungry men watching her back for security matta during last security drive in Abuja. They are not alone

#naijaMILFhunter#

See Oyibo terror machine.

1) Involved in 7/7 London bombings
2) Involved in Kampala World Cup bombings in 2010
3) Involved in Nairobi mall killings

Last night, as the bodies were still being counted at the shopping mall, one British woman was notably slow to join the condemnation.

For Samantha Lewthwaite, the daughter of a former British soldier who grew up attending school discos in Buckinghamshire, views these awful events as a cause for jubilation.

Kenyan anti-terror police revealed yesterday that Lewthwaite - who is known to many as the White Widow - may be the brains behind the operation to bring terror to the heart of Kenya, a country once synonymous with the sexual high-jinks of the Happy Valley expatriate set, but rapidly becoming a new battleground in the war between Islamists and the West.

‘I suspect this woman Lewthwaite is behind this attack,’ a senior anti-terror source told me last night as survivors described how a woman in a veil appeared to be commanding the other terrorists as they hunted down and killed non-Muslim shoppers.

The idea that she might have ordered the attack – or even led it herself – is not far-fetched at all.

Having converted to Islam as a young woman and married a man who went on to be a 7/7 London suicide bomber, she has become a key figure in the terror group behind this weekend’s attack.

Lewthwaite has even been involved in training a group of all-female suicide attackers at camps in lawless neighbouring Somalia.
Mall massacre: Civilians who had been hiding during a gun battle hold their hands in the air as a precautionary measure before being searched by armed police leading them to safety, inside the Westgate mall in Nairobi

Mall massacre: Civilians who had been hiding during a gun battle hold their hands in the air as a precautionary measure before being searched by armed police leading them to safety, inside the Westgate mall in Nairobi

It is an extraordinary, macabre journey into darkness for the 29-year-old, who grew up as a normal teenager in Aylesbury before meeting Jermaine Lindsay, a British Muslim, in an online chat room when she was 17. The pair married three years later.

When her husband was named as one of four suicide bombers who blew up Tube trains and a bus in 2005, killing 52 people, Lewthwaite initially condemned her late husband’s attack and denied any knowledge of his plan.

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This was a lie. More than eight years later, Lewthwaite is one of Al Qaeda’s main recruiters in East Africa and is an official spokesman for Al Shabaab (The People), the terrorist group behind the horror in Nairobi.

As well as railing against ‘infidels in the West’, Lewthwaite had previously used a Twitter account to denounce a rival foreign terrorist in the text-speak of a teenager.

‘Fyi [for your information] sam lewthwaite thinks u r a irritating obnoxious contemptible little Muj PRAT,’ she wrote. (‘Muj’ is a contraction of mujahideen – a jihadist).
Backup: More soldiers from the Kenya Defence Force arrived to strengthen the already large numbers of troops available to deal with the siege at the Westgate mall in Nairobi, Kenya

Backup: More soldiers from the Kenya Defence Force arrived to strengthen the already large numbers of troops available to deal with the siege at the Westgate mall in Nairobi, Kenya

The object of her anger was Omar Shafik Hammami, a former student from Alabama. Last week he was shot dead in an ambush by terrorists loyal to the White Widow.

‘May his fate serve as a lesson to all those who want to follow in his footsteps as a poster boy for jihad,’ Lewthwaite wrote gleefully on Twitter.
Teenage years: Samantha Lewthwaite grew up attending school discos in Buckinghamshire

Teenage years: Samantha Lewthwaite grew up attending school discos in Buckinghamshire

To add to her name for ruthlessness, the White Widow did not mention in her tweets that a British man reputed to be her second husband was also killed in the ambush.

Her fearless reputation within Africa’s growing Islamic terror network has been strengthened by her own involvement as a mujahid – or warrior – during a series of bombings and shootings in Kenya’s tourist areas.

Known to her devoted followers as dada muzungu – Swahili for white sister – Lewthwaite moved to Kenya with her three children in 2007.

A small, dumpy woman, she cut off all links with her family in Britain and became immersed in East Africa’s Islamic terror networks, forging links with other British fanatics who had come to Kenya to wage ‘jihad’ against non-believers. It was last year that details of Lewthwaite’s secret new life emerged in grisly detail.

A white woman, later identified as Lewthwaite, had led a group of terrorists who fired grenades into a bar in Mombasa, the Kenyan coastal tourist resort popular with Britons. Three people, including a child, were killed and more than 50 injured.

In truth, I was deeply sceptical when news was first leaked two years ago about the White Widow’s alleged role as a terrorist with the group now causing carnage in Nairobi.

Yet now, having spent time among her acolytes in the Islamic stronghold where she once lived near Mombasa, and in briefings with police, prosecutors and senior investigators during subsequent investigations in Nairobi, I have no doubt that Lewthwaite is a cold-blooded killer and a dangerous ideologue.

Senior officers in Kenya have told me they will kill her on sight. So far, however, she has avoided arrest by wearing all-concealing Islamic dress as she has flitted between Somalia, Kenya and Tanzania.
Former home: The 29-year-old grew up as a normal teenager in Aylesbury (file picture), Buckinghamshire, before meeting a British Muslim in an online chat room when she was 17. The pair married three years later

Former home: The 29-year-old grew up as a normal teenager in Aylesbury (file picture), Buckinghamshire, before meeting a British Muslim in an online chat room when she was 17. The pair married three years later

Meanwhile, the group she is allied to continues to wreak havoc in the region.

Al Shabaab grew out of the chaos of Somalia, and has seen jihadists wage a brutal war to impose strict sharia law in the East African state.

'I suspect this woman Lewthwaite is behind this attack'

Senior anti-terror source

But Kenyan forces, supported by Britain and America, have been waging war across the border in Somalia in an attempt to keep the Islamists from power.

With the war against Al Shabaab in Somalia proving highly effective, Kenya’s support has made it a key enemy of the Islamists.

Even before this weekend’s attack, the activities of Lewthwaite and her fellow terrorists had turned Kenya into a place of fear and paranoia.

Clearly, the White Widow has a taste for blood. It remains to be seen whether she will live long enough to kill again.

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After 3 months lock down and full mobilisation, the Naija army cannot control this situation.

The unthinkable may have to pass and that is negotiation. Otheriwse the north-east will turn into North Waziristan.

BH are well funded and even appropriating machinery, guns and uniforms from the National Army. They are not fit for purpose. The future is grim.

Our politicians are now on election mode for more shopping. Army generals are chopping extra budget while the rank and file are buried in hsallow graves.

[s]Dressed in full military fatigue and armed with anti-aircraft guns, rocket propelled grenades (RPGs) and a fleet of armoured tanks that they stole from Nigerian soldiers[/s] = no security - line between both sides has been erased completely - travel at your peril.




“Many people died from bullet wounds but a lot were killed by something that looked like an electric saw = chainsaw decapitation



Mr. Wakil said most of the young men killed were beheaded.


And when the mother searched the pockets of the headless corpse, they found her husband’s ID card. The woman and her daughter caused everyone gathered to shed tears when the daughter tearfully asked, “Daddy where is your head?” This scene is beyond tragic, if the nigerian govt were oyinbo, we would be screaming racism and protesting daily in Abuja and Lagos.


Borno State governor, Kashim Shettima, who visited the village on Thursday, pleaded for residents to remain in their homes and not to flee. He said more security would be provided to guard the community = This has to be the most irresponsible and criminal statement of the year. BH have free reign over the whole state and you want people to remain on death watch/.


The Brigade Commander of Borno State, Muhammed Yusuf, explained to the few confused villagers that the army did not abandon them, but only left to get more arms after running out of the ones they had.


Many are of the view that the[b] military hierarchy[/b], although losing personnel and equipment, are making huge pocket-lining gains out of the monies the Federal Government is pumping into the state towards tackling the violence and insecurity.
That is the reality, money miss road, bullet find body.

It is clear that the army is not fit for purpose and connect protect the citizens of this country. It is each man, woman and child for themselves.

[s]WHAT!!!! shocked shocked shocked

Gang tried to Bang Oluchi.. [/s]

It's only when they cream-pie your mama, that you will take them seriously, abi!

Stockholm syndrome - a psychological phenomenon in which hostages express empathy and sympathy and have positive feelings toward their captors.

Naija syndrome - a psychological phenomenon in which hostages blame the Aso Rock mafia for their abduction and desire mansions,cars and scantily clad house-help for their abductors.

Sorry bros, I don forget dat nu-gen no sabi read pass small,small five line paragraph (apart from GTA/FIFA instructions). Sincere apols, eh!

Oh, side note for ballers, check out Pandev's outrageous flick-assist at 5:19 mins - proper grizzy.

NFA scouts have let another chicken leave the farm. This guy plays for Scotland and has been tearing up the English Championship for the past two years. We could have used his skills.

See the goal he scored for scotland at 1:20 mins in a World Cup qualifier



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU3WtV385k4





"I'm not your average footballer," says Ikechi Anya, with some understatement. The Watford wing-back was referring to his choice of summer holiday destination this year – Tokyo rather than Ibiza – but this goes deeper than that.

Anya is one of the most interesting characters in English football; multi-talented, engaging and curious. He went from Wycombe Wanderers to Watford via Spain, the one great success of the Glenn Hoddle Academy. He learnt Spanish and now acts as one of the translators for his South American team-mates.

"I'm definitely one of them," Anya says about his off-the-pitch role within Watford's polyglot squad, who visit Birmingham City for their Championship season-opener. Fernando Forestieri, Cristian Battocchio and Javier Acuna – two from Argentina and one from Paraguay – need Anya's help. "I'm seeking a pay rise because I'm translating so much, but it's good fun.

"From my point of view, it's really good to learn another language, and had the Spanish-speaking players not been here maybe I'd have forgotten it. But it's keeping me on my toes, I get to practise , it's good to be bilingual."

Anya gets on well with his team-mates – it is hard to imagine that anyone would not like him – but he admits, with a smile, that he does not share quite the same interests as all of the others.

"I do like a Fifa [computer] game every now and then," Anya says, explaining his earlier self-description. "I meant 'typical footballer' in the sense of – and I don't want to generalise – but my team-mates are all quite into their fashion. Me, I could go to Sainsbury's and buy a £10 pair of jeans and I'm happy. Some of my team-mates like Gucci or Louis Vuitton. It's fine, that's how they are, that's how I am. It's good to have different characters in the team."

In Watford's international squad, Anya is his own story: born in Scotland to Nigerian and Romanian academic parents. (He still visits his mother's family in Romania every summer on top of his other travels.) He spent most of his childhood in Kidlington, just outside Oxford, where his father – Dr Chinasa Anya – taught in the department of materials at the university.

"My dad is a doctor of science, my mum was an accountant, and my brother is a medical doctor. My dad is a proud African, he wanted his children to study, so when I started to play football, at first he wasn't too thrilled about it, but luckily it worked out.

"There was a lot of pressure on me. My dad was into his academics, after school I would have to study for an hour extra, and I started off well, but when I was 15 or 16 I started putting on my music. It wasn't for me but, luckily, my football took over."

Anya began his career on a scholarship at Wycombe Wanderers, becoming their youngest-ever player under Tony Adams. But he was released by Paul Lambert in 2007, a decision which turned out for the best. "He appreciated me as a player but he thought I needed to go one step backwards to go two steps forward. And it looks like he was right – maybe if I'd stayed there I wouldn't be here now."

After a few non-league spells, Anya's old manager John Gorman arranged a trial for him at the Glenn Hoddle Academy, set up in Spain to get young players released by English clubs back into football. Anya did well enough in friendlies against Sevilla to get a contract there, and owes turning his career around to Hoddle.

"He was there an awful lot, taking the training sessions," Anya remembers. "He was brilliant. He was very down to earth, just giving advice. He was a very technically gifted player so he was telling you how to receive the ball, looking over your shoulder, simple things like that."

After spells at Halesowen Town and Northampton, adjusting to life in Spain was a challenge, as Anya required a team-mate to translate, the same role he now performs at Vicarage Road. "I can't lie, it was really hard. I didn't speak any of the language, it was literally just train and then go home. There was one player at Sevilla who could speak English – Bernardo – I must have annoyed him so much. Every day I would say, 'How do you say this, how do you say that?' Luckily, as the years progressed, my Spanish got better, I adapted myself to their culture, I enjoyed it more and more. It was one of the best decisions of my life."

After Sevilla, Anya went to Celta Vigo, before signing from Granada and then going on loan to Cadiz. But last summer the Pozzo family, owners of Granada, acquired Watford and Anya had the chance to return to England on loan. He was delighted to do so, but will always be grateful for his learning experience abroad.

"I improved technically very much out there, the training made me more whole as a player. I went to Spain to go one step back to go two steps forward and, luckily, I achieved it."

Anya, like many of those on loan at Vicarage Road last season, signed a permanent deal earlier this summer despite the imposition of a transfer embargo on the club in March because of financial misconduct under the former owner Laurence Bassini. Watford needed the permission of the Football League for each deal, which they got, in the case of Anya, Almen Abdi, Joel Ekstrand and the rest. "Luckily everything has been sorted out," he says, "and I'm raring to go."

An atypical player at an atypical club, Anya fitted in perfectly at Watford. Having grown up as a winger, he was taught to play as a wing-back in Gianfranco Zola's 3-5-2 by coach Dodo Sormani and veteran Marco Cassetti. Despite all the incoming players, Anya praised the unity of the squad that got so close to Premier League football last year, losing 1-0 to Crystal Palace in extra time in the play-off final.

"You look back at last year, nobody expected that to happen," Anya says, looking back at how Watford exceeded initial expectations. "When you look at it, we were disappointed, because on game day, at Wembley, we didn't turn up. Seeing how happy Crystal Palace were, thinking that could have been us, but wasn't – that was sad and, obviously, it's going to be a motivation for us all throughout this season.

"Maybe it happened for better reasons, maybe it wasn't our time to go up that year, and now we can build a foundation. If we go up this year, hopefully, we can sustain it for a few years in the Premier League."

Anya feels Watford are even better equipped to challenge this year. He describes another new signing Gabriele Angella as "very solid", and Javier Acuna as "another great acquisition" but is most excited by the Italy international Diego Fabbrini. "I'm sure the fans will love him. He's got everything: pace, a good touch, he can hit a ball."

With last year's additions well set and this year's arrivals having had a full pre-season, Anya hopes that this international squad, which he helps to glue together, will challenge harder. "That's the advantage that we've got this year: we've been together. It's those little details. We are one year wiser now, so hopefully it will pay dividends."

My other life

I managed to go to Tokyo this summer. It was very good, it was crazy. I went with my brother and three friends. There's so much to see, we were walking nine hours a day, seeing all the sights, seeing the shrines. Some of the shrines were really good, and just how polite the people were there. And they've got certain rules, even eating on the street is frowned upon.

Music, football and family are my three things. I like to get to the bottom of music, when I listen to a new album, I'll go on the website to read the lyrics to try to get a feel for it, so I understand what the artist is trying to get across. I like all types of music – last night I found myself listening to country music, but predominantly it would be hip-hop.

[s]In everything else and in everyway you are proud of Alaba. You cannot define their gain as ibo ingenuity but then run away from their failure as individual criminality. This money laundry syndicate is part of Alaba ingenuity - the much touted igbo industrialization of producing and circulating fake and substandard products.

Your action is even worse than that of a money launderer.
Cover your face in shame

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The rantings of a demented fool. Take a bow sir!

....when you can cultivate online Mugu in 4 months that will buy you a house in Ogbomosho.

Choices you may end up regretting in 10 minutes.

Following your uncle to that nice buka for beer and fish on Dalwa road in Maiduguri.

R.I.P - in advance

"I am running errand for Auntie"

When I was 18 and gnashing her 45 year old bashie!

Right now, Naija has children hungry and elders needing medicine. FG should sell all the jets and a forced sale of pastor-preneurs (they can go on donkey like our humble Baba Jesus) cars, helicopters and jets and turn all the money into agricultural projects to feed the nation.

Naija will then SHOW who is the giant of Africa not just empty talk, talk!

Malawi plans to use the $US15 million ($16.4 million) it gained from selling its presidential jet to feed the more than 1 million people suffering chronic food shortages, the Treasury said on Thursday.

Malawi angered Western donors, whose aid typically accounted for about 40 percent of the budget, when the government of late President Bingu wan Mutharika bought the 14-passenger Dassault Falcon 900EX aircraft in 2009.

President Joyce Banda, who took over after Mutharika died of a heart attack in April 2012, made selling the plane a priority as she sought to repair the damage left by the previous president, who picked costly fights with donors that left the economy a shambles.

"The $US15 million we got from the sale of the presidential jet will be used to purchase maize locally to help feed the suffering masses and some of it will go towards legume production," Treasury spokesman Nations Msowoya said.

The $US15 million represents over half the money allotted to buy maize until the end of March for the 1.46 million people listed as suffering from food shortages by the U.N.-affiliated Malawi Vulnerability Assessment Committee, Mr Msowoya said.

Britain, Malawi's main bilateral donor, criticised the plane purchase and reduced its aid budget to Mutharika's government by 3 million pounds ($US4.7 million) because if it.

However, Ms Banda, who faces election next year, has won acclaim in the West for austerity measures and gestures to bolster the economy of the impoverished country.

Ms Banda has cut her salary by 30 percent and pledged to sell off 35 Mercedes Benz cars used by her cabinet.

But moves such as a devaluation of the kwacha currency have stoked inflation, raised the price of food for rural poor and cut into her domestic support.

The sale of the plane to the Virgin Islands company Bohnox Enterprise was announced in May. The luxury jet cost Malawi some $US300,000 a year in maintenance and insurance, a government official said.

If only I could invent app that paid $1 dollar for every loudly pronounced syllable in Naija.

Naija is a place wey even Bill Gates born here, you will find him holding RPG in Borno State at age 28, chewing on Iroko stick, eyes blood-shot on local brew.

#Wastedlivesandopportunities#

Ahmed - if you want peace, collect your family, money and move out of the country. No country is worth your mama or wife being hit over the head or violated (not in this case) due to ONE NIGERIA, 250 MILLION STATES.

o boy you funny wo! but People like you make nairaland a different and special place to read news. U have made my day. Thank u

No wahala broda, comedy is the only way to maintain our sanity on this crazy planet.

The guy smiling in the baseball cap is from ALUU on Vigilante Studies secondment, paid for by the State government.

Hairy Dog portrayed as Political leader in .......

mumu who told u dat.go check d population census of dat con3,u tink every con3 lik niegria wer all her citizen ar muslim

GO AND COLLECT A REFUND FROM YOUR ENGLISH TEACHER IMMEDIATELY!

my broda, as soon as you land, just find one old oyinbo FRESH woman marry. Czech na EU member ooo, so as soon as your papers complete. You fit enter any country like France, Germany, UK, Italy etc without any districtions

Daz all

Make it £100,000 if you will. My compatriots are still coming to do business in Nigger-area.

NOK party - Nest of Kleptomaniacs