₦airaland Forum

See every pesin run to be associated with success...

GEJ congratulate Eaglets, Glo will give them N5 million each, Patience willl build house for each player's Mama, Dangote will build cement factory in each player's LGA, Don Jazzy will make 'Eaglets' track and charge each player N250,000 each, GTB will dash each player a Domiciliary account with $100,000 credit.

Wait na, these oyinbo willl be pushing high-grade bone density machine into the changing room right now to re-check ages...

Shut ΰя bleeping mouth. I repeat!!!shut ΰя bleeping bleeping mouth. Jz shut Ι̥τ̲̅. Who cares if yu change ΰя nationality? Na yur palaver.
Ghana has got their politics I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ order. Wats the population of Ghana? How many ethnic groups do they have? Hau many interest groups do they have? They have no bleeping excuse not to get their politics ryte. Hau many local governments? Hau many wards? Hau many political parties?
In short, they have no excuse.

So by your rationale, China should be more backwards than Nigeria, abi?

We just had a stampede at church, they want a stampede in the Airport too. In short, attending a political rally is bad for your health.

Nigeria needs virtual political rallies by laptop and phone, everybody dey for house.

Niaja tins. Where wealthy men can seed like chickens.

N24 - unemployed man - jail for 10 years
N24 million - banker - jail for 1 year plus N3,000 fine
N240 million - 150 years in jail on 'suspended sentence' which is waived on paying N1,500 fine.

Naija - where big thief get big house.

[s] You mean all those tribalistic Igbo women on Nairaland cannot hire an Igbo lawyer for her?
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Is you head stuffed with maggots.

Bros, the maggots left the cavity a long time ago after chomping through the fecal matter. His brain dey empty like China bound shipping container on return leg.

Entering Naija airspace! My prayers inrease ten-fold.

All of the above mentioned are basics - lighting, infrastructure, good roads, planning and order. The Naija man turns these things into 'miracles' and rather than the people facing their duty and calling politicians to order. They flock to mosque and church looking for 'signs and wonders' to escape the wahala.

Question is - when those that travel reach back to Naija - how do we effect change?

And for some reason, these guys are paranoid of malaria. They put nets against our windows) - Paraguay -

Because malaria kills my brother. When I reach Naija, I am always shocked at the lack of prevention, as though being morbidly sick for 2 weeks is mandatory behaviour. SMH :-

If I dey president, netting would be everywhere for that country, that even boko haram no fit move from one LGA to another. Ameen.

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Then you say I should go and cheer Naija in brazil. That's like going for youth service in the meduguri.

Imagine a country where AK47 is like a mobile phone. God forbid. I will cheer naija from home.
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My broda stay in Naija abeg. When I start uploading photos from Salvador in June 2014 - I no wan hear jolosi from your boys' quarters.

He dey carry style well well, distended belle for naija men - 30 and above is not mandatory.

He needs stamina to continue casting couch activities...

If them employ Newbie now and plane crash, you go blame Aunty Stella.. angry

No, they will blame Obama, who will blame GEJ, who will blame Stella.

Personal responsibility on 'perpetual holiday' for Naija.

[s]0monnakoda:

Nonsense. Does he get into more fights than the Fulani herdsman? Who knows that host communities hates him. His closest relative the Hausa probably resents him the most. He has to fight man and nature daily to bring his cows home complete and alive ,daily. Does he OWN the cows he fights so desperately to protect. No maybe one or two . The reality is life is grim and hard for EVERYONE in this godforsaken land of ours but I have not heard of the Fulani or the Efik or the Idoma or the Nupe arrested in Malaysia or Vietnam.

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You sound frustrated, myopic and ignorant. Please go and get some treatment in the am, abeg. I've heard more sense from kids in a nursery. Your phobia shows that you are still living in the 1750's and holding a spear to ready to attack the next village because your village witch had a dream. I pity your pikin.

If you see Musiwa or Dudu Negro in your L.G.A, please do not feed them or talk to them, allow them to wander freely and converse with fellow beasts of burden in the forest. Okija juju has been summoned.

Do not set it up in Borno state, abeg

A....G....B.....E.....R.....O......dey plenty for all activities in SW. Why must we fight over every issue and not come to the table, discuss and leave peacefully.

70,000,000 enslaved - conservative estimate.

Geniune born again christians in Nigeria are not in any way.

Chai, if religion was a sure-fire guideline to piety and lack of corruption, Naija would be like Sweden.

Some of the most selfish and morally reprehensible people I have ever met, flock to a religious abode habitually.

Talk is cheap, we await action!

[s]iterator25:

'biafrans' has caused problems in these countries, I'm not being a tribalist here just being realistic. it's time the government do something about this peeps.They are breeding hate to other hardworking Nigerians... Even south Africans inquire about your tribe before they engage with you..

Youths in anambra, abia, enugu needs re-orientation now before it goes out of hand
I don talk my own[/s]

I now officially confirm that Bluegums (tooth), Mayor of Mushin (Lagos) and their acolyte Iterator can now be banished to the e-woods to wander naked, talk to trees and suffer from palsy and gut-rot from a diet consisting of weeds and mushrooms. If you see them, just pretend you have not seen them and land one firm punch across the temple in the hope that the remaining brain cell will take permanent leave from their cranium.

[s]'biafrans' has caused problems in these countries, I'm not being a tribalist here just being realistic. it's time the government do something about this peeps.They are breeding hate to other hardworking Nigerians... Even south Africans inquire about your tribe before they engage with you..
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What about your brother hacking a soldier to death with machete in broad daylight in the UK. Make I hear word na?

Boko 419 or my guys from Aba have gone native with kaftan, prayer beads and mallama for house.

Well done boys, now fill that tank with gas and point towards the big house on the hill in Minna.

Naija - Divided we stand - United we fall.

Naija dey shit everywhere like guinea fowl! 5% ruin the water for the 95% (or vice-versa)

Guinea Bissau had a civil war for over 30 years, guns and violence is like water there. They will smile and play with you, but if you take liberties...na bullet or rope you dey see (unless you can pay off police/people very quickly). Hence, that is why the drug barons could move freely.

Many Naija guys there barbing hair and running shops. If jungle justice has arrived there, put them in your prayers.

Alumni Bissau Carnival 2010

[s]couldn't he have bought a nigerian passport and chosen to live falsely as a nigerian? to get a nigerian passport is one of the easiest things on the planet if money is no problem.

i refuse to believe this dude is remotely nigerian. nothing about him suggests he's one. he probably came to the UK via the back of a truck & bought a nigerian passport.[/s]

Nigerians - SMH x 1000 till I do dutty wine - Another learned poster above has told you which tribe in the mid-belt, you will find his forename. Plus, Bala is a very popular surname in Plateau, Kogi etc... As another poster mentioned, Nigerians are not solely comprised of Mohammed, Afolabi or Chkwudi type tribal names. You all must get out more and meet people from different regions and tribes. This will undoubtedly be his 'nom de guerre', as he forges identities for a living, but you had better believe, from his swag and cunning, that he is Naija.

Plus, all the other Nigerians that he made passports for are really Libyans masquerading as Nigerians, right. Of all the countries to transit through, they decided to hit Lagos and acquire a green passport that is a guarantee to international back-rooms for a full colon and small intestine X-ray,

Woolwich is Mushin on Thames, the same area another (in)famous man of Nigerian descent decapitated a soldier...I heard some saying that he and his family also had nothing to do with Nigeria.

NEPA lack of light has affected our thinking faculties.

They will be paying these Arabs in dollars while stalling over payments to local doctors in Naija.

I fear for their patients, they view Sub-saharans as lower on the food chain than horses and will be giving them equine medication

2015 election is coming... more blood will flow, from north to south.... niggaz have a death curse.

It will mean you can yarn profusely with Pastor-preneur and mad man na motor park equally. Kudos!