Research that Nigerians won't dare go thru

So I saw this on reddit and decided to share:::sorry if you don't find it funny but it is!!!!
Culled from reddit.

COC clash of clans

Online play yeah supports 2g
Free download
1gbram can play

Nikon 18-105mm lens for sale
Conditions-used
But well manged
Price=#40,000

Call 08021099444

Tiny23:






You lack manners, you easily call a female a bitch forgetting your mum is one too

am sure when she was younger she would never try such, oh but you jump into other peoples post like....

Tiny23:





You can SHUT UP now

Hey biaaatch I didn't call you in here in the first place..

Tiny23:





You may ask Google

omo this wan don turn violence o

Tiny23:

bet aunty why e dey pain u na

Tiny23:

bet aunty why e dey pain u ba

Roman goddess

Hijab for Allah booty for hamza!!!

37' One player who has been almost anonymous in this half has been Pogba, and Mourinho will surely be demeaning more of his £92million man, but for now the Portuguese can only watch on as the former Juventus star loses possession cheaply in midfield and another United counter breaks down.

All of una just stingy!!!

Make person open gate for me abeg, I no fit leave my [/b]micra [b] out here

Do you mean my ex girlfriend?

What ever rocks his boat... The ac on that car can kill
It is expensive to service at innoson motors
Parts are available at nnewi and onitsha
Acceleration is beautiful

Downside
Low topspeed
Cheap interior
Waves on very high speed

Upside
Ac
Engine durability
Good suspension
Cheap parts
Easy to repair

Cos the car comes with a mistibushi engine and gear so what else can be cheaper than a Japanese spare part.

idupaul:
That some special Oasis bakery bread and not Pizza..OP is just trying to be sensational ..Oasis bakeries are one of the ostensible successful bakery chains in Nigeria and definitely will never trade that bread as pizza cause they know better

sir/ma ostrich/oasis bakery call it pizza go figure!! !!

Keneking:
What nationality is the baby?
Who would produce the birth certificate?

This follows in line with what is legally referred to as jus sanguinis (meaning right of blood - that you have the right to citizenship of the bloodline from which you originate).

Jay542:

Nairaland have given you birthday gift. Happy Birthday sir. More graces.

thanks so much sir

Goldenheart:
To all the mermaids out there disguising as gorgeous babes.

Just wanna let you know I eat "mamiwater-peppersoup


Don't cross ma lane


AGAIN!!! !!

bros space dey this ur car park cos this my micra crash when I read this comment

Today is my birthday can i get 50likes from here

TonyeBarcanista:
This guy is a bastard. did he say 40% or 4%? It is better for the money to idle away than to give in to the legal thief.


Money wey Abacha "suffer" thief Na this man wan take 40%. Ole

after all the stress to thief the money this idiot wan take 40%

Sold!!!!

Infinix zero 2
2gram,32gb internal memory
13mp,5mp cameras
Kevlar back
5.0inch screen
Price : #24000

Zedge rules!!!

LastProphet:
go and talk to at least 3 experienced mechanics who dont repair Peugeot. however 407 should be one of the worst Peugeot car to dream of buying in Nigeria, there is this rod under that car that breaks anyhow and its sold for about 500k, i dont know why a starter like u should be thinking of a Peugeot

how much is used 407...bros put respek for that exaggeration!!!

How to track your fuel consumption 

If your vehicle doesn't have a fuel tracking mechanism, the following four easy steps show you how to calculate how many kilometres you get out of a tank of fuel. Using f, guel efficient driving practices can increase the distance you travel for every tank.
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STEP 1: Fill up your vehicle’s fuel tank completely and record the vehicle’s odometer reading (kilometres).

Example: the last time the tank was filled, the odometer reading was 40 200km.

STEP 2: When it’s time to refuel, fill the tank completely and record both the number of litres it took to fill the tank, as well as the vehicle’s new odometer reading. Once two odometer readings have been taken, you can calculate your vehicle’s fuel consumption.

Example: it took 56 litres to fill the tank, and this time around the odometer reading was 41 000km.
STEP 3: Calculate the distance travelled by subtracting the new odometer reading from the previous one.

Example: the distance driven would be 41 000km minus 40 200km = 800km.

STEP 4: Divide the number of litres it took to fill the tank by the distance travelled and multiply this value by 100. The result is the vehicle’s fuel consumption for that driving period.

Example: 56 litres ÷ 800km = 0.07.
0.07 x 100 = 7.0 litres (ℓ) per 100 km.
Therefore, the fuel consumption for that driving period would be 7ℓ/100km.

It's compulsory to come for meeting when fp sure

Bia this man