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Education / Blank Out From Smoking Cannabis by Umennajiego(m): 7:45pm On Oct 19, 2014
Me and my friend have been smoking together for 5 years or so now, and about three times he's had these weird things happen.. First two times he has fallen downand goes into a seizure like mode for like 30 seconds.. The last time he was holding himself up and only lasted for a few seconds but his head was twitching a bit and the only way I can really describe it is seizure like.. Anyone know anything about this?
Politics / Re: Abuja: Nans Protest Against Wike's Guber Ambition (pics) by Umennajiego(m): 6:38pm On Oct 09, 2014
booqee:
yeah..
..or what else should I type? insults?

btw I already commented on d topic earlier.... undecided
book and modify besides the topic isn't so relevant!!!
Politics / Re: Abuja: Nans Protest Against Wike's Guber Ambition (pics) by Umennajiego(m): 3:40pm On Oct 09, 2014
booqee:
smh
And smh is the best comment you could provide?
Politics / Re: Abuja: Nans Protest Against Wike's Guber Ambition (pics) by Umennajiego(m): 3:35pm On Oct 09, 2014
Health and education ministers...ministries with the big coffers!!! grin

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Computers / Re: Important Safety Recall Information From HP by Umennajiego(m): 12:40am On Oct 09, 2014
ok
Celebrities / Re: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by Umennajiego(m): 5:10pm On Oct 08, 2014
SPEEDEPITOME:
My dumbest of all time remains 'JUST LIKE RICE AND BEANS, EVERY MAN AND WOMAN MUST MIX.....wtf! I can't really place the artiste now.

There is a difference between word play and punchline... Op, please note
Some of the lines up there are good. If you fault them , then i think you have plenty of lines to take down.
My opinion though.
J.martins
Jokes Etc / Re: LAUGH NOW: How Africans & White People Reacts When You Wake Them Up In Church by Umennajiego(m): 12:44pm On Sep 23, 2014
arise
Education / Re: Throwback: Do You Remember This?! (pic) by Umennajiego(m): 10:05pm On Sep 15, 2014
FrancisTony: All these Igbotic and northern schools. angry

We didn't use or know it here in the west. undecided
Ogaade wet in happen them treat your Bleep up way u dey vex like dis(easterner and northerners)
Politics / Re: Gabun Village Residents In Adamawa State Claim Sighting Crashed NAF Jet by Umennajiego(m): 8:39am On Sep 15, 2014
jumbo and alpha jet nor be d same nah
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs QPR (4 - 0) On 14th September 2014 by Umennajiego(m): 1:36pm On Sep 14, 2014
Davijunson: With the clubs Man U av and are playing ATM, dey are supposed to be topping th table.
grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Those Born September Let's Meet Here. by Umennajiego(m): 2:46pm On Sep 06, 2014
mine is September 13th #virgo
Autos / Re: The World’s Fastest Four-door Saloons by Umennajiego(m): 10:21pm On Sep 05, 2014
v
Education / Re: 10 Most Beautiful Universities In Nigeria (Pictures) by Umennajiego(m): 10:15pm On Sep 05, 2014
OK
Politics / Re: Confab: FG Sets Up Presidential Committee On Implementation by Umennajiego(m): 9:01pm On Sep 05, 2014
Another committee will soon be set up after this one to investigate this committee s decision....

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Culture / Re: The Koma People Of Adamawa State In Pictures by Umennajiego(m): 6:03pm On Sep 05, 2014
real afrikan culture
Jokes Etc / Re: Categories Of Nigerian Youths: Me And You No Dey The Same Category by Umennajiego(m): 1:46pm On Sep 05, 2014
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Jokes Etc / Re: Categories Of Nigerian Youths: Me And You No Dey The Same Category by Umennajiego(m): 1:45pm On Sep 05, 2014
nice
Celebrities / Re: Actor Jnr Pope Helps His Pregnant Wife In The Kitchen & Shares The Pic by Umennajiego(m): 12:59pm On Sep 05, 2014
LesbianBoy: Sorry to say, but, MOST NIGERIAN girls don't deserve what he is doing for his wife! Period! undecided

Btw, its only a LOW-INCOME EARNING MAN(which this actor certain is) that will STOOP SO LOW to be helping out his wife in the kitchen or wherever! A rich man(which almost all nigerian girls want to marry) won't try this nonsense! #Fact tongue
not making sense;all these is all based all free will. He may choose to help or leave it to d wife or better still get a helping hand.
Family / Re: Which Lady Is a 'Wife Material'? by Umennajiego(m): 12:33pm On Sep 05, 2014
perry2020:
Kai sum ppl and funny comments sha.
Anyways my own opinion of a wife material is
1.a lady who can submit herself(she isn't too proud,neda is she boosy,she doesn't put herself above her husbnd and family)
2.a very understanding lady(sumone who understands u coz d key to a healthy relationship is understanding,when they understand each other some quarrels can be averted).
3.a lady who supports u and completes u(sum ladies have d ideology dat "it's my husbnds responsibility to do everything dats y e is d man"its shouldn't be dis way.a wife should be a helpmate not a liability.(take her out on a date tell her u forgot ur wallet n plead wif ha to pay n c her reaction)
4.a god fearing lady
5.a smart lady and a lady who is very resourceful and independent not one who at just dating level is expecting u to buy cream,pad etc f u strt now just get redi to do it forever.
6.a lady who knows how to be economical and considerate
7.a lady wif good morals,very contented,not much of a gossip coz f she is much of a gossip my dear u re in trouble ooo.
8.a lady who knows how to improvise and multitask.
9.a lady with gud personal hygiene and keeps her house clean,f she doesn't keep her house clean den how will she keep urs clean.SHE MUST ALSO CARE FOR HERSELF PHYSICALLY so it won't be a matter of blowing up after marriage and u end up saying my wife is fat and I don't love her.
10.a lady who respect her parents and listen to advice.(f she knt obey her parents forget it she knt obey u.plus f she doesn't listen to advice whats d probability that f she does sumtin wrong and u advise her she would take ur advice and change.
11.a lady who is economical and has a very good saving spirit (this is a very important factor dat a woman must have coz some men spend too much it is d duty of d woman to call her husbnd to caution and try to impact in him d saving spirit incase of raining days)not the woman who spends all her earning on Brazilian hair.
12.a tactful and smart lady that can give her husbnd good advice wen he needs it and encouragement
13.a woman who is string spiritually coz battles will always come.a woman is d bedrock of her home,it is her prayer that keeps her husband,and kids goin.
14.dis is quite important to some men.F I WAS A GUY.SHE MUST BE A VERY VERY GOOD COOK COZ I LOVE FOOD AND VERY GOOD FOOD.( VARIETIES OF COOKING SKILLS AND RECIPE)the way to a man's heart is tru ez stomach.f a lady cooks beta for him babes forget ur nigga oo.
15.she MUST be ready to satisfy him sexually(dis is anoda tin j noticed that drives men away from home when she gives him 2 days in a week roaster AFTER Aff Pay bride price oo.n u expect him nt to look out as a young man.
16.a lady who isn't promiscuous(f she starts acting bitchy while dating what's d probability she won't turn into a LovePeddler wen u get married, now it's nt only men that bring in hiv and stds even women do.
17. A lady who respects u,ur relationship and everything u value including ur parents and siblings.
18.a wife material must be matured aldoe age is just a number sum times,its abt maturity.Good communication is also very necessary
19.make sure she is fun loving(picnic,games,strolls etc) if not ehennnn ur.marraige will be so boring.
20.be a husband material before looking for a wife material.f u ain't a husband material don't expect to have a wife material

Hmmmm talking too much alred.dis ones re d basic sha,got to look out for all dis in a lady
if it all these-in-one you are searching for then e go hard to find wife; but if u are married with such qualities then u must be a very lucky Nigga!!!
Celebrities / Re: Patoranking Acquires A 60 Million Naira Worth Bugatti ( View PHOTOS) by Umennajiego(m): 7:29pm On Sep 04, 2014
that is not a Bugatti but an Italian car called maseratti!!!!
Science/Technology / Re: 7 Outdated Technologies That Had Great Impact On The Lives Of Nigerian's by Umennajiego(m): 11:29am On Sep 04, 2014
190theclown: Mortal Kombat

noob sibot Brutality

XAXBCZCZAAZ wink wink


Introducing super star soccer delux

fav player caboni of italy with white hair grin grin

Good bless those good ol days

1998-2001 rocked!!
guy u play Sega die lol rivaldo,cafu,raul.....times when u here funny stuffs like goolie!!!!! dshot
Science/Technology / Re: 7 Outdated Technologies That Had Great Impact On The Lives Of Nigerian's by Umennajiego(m): 11:25am On Sep 04, 2014
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Politics / Re: Military Deploys Armoured Tanks To Borno, Adamawa, Yobe by Umennajiego(m): 3:32pm On Sep 03, 2014
how can two trailers carry thirty armoured tanks with how many on each hmmmmm. worst is I saw this convoy and it was like 8 tanks and the trailers even broke down cause of the weight while trying to go uphill with heavy military security
Health / Re: Two Cases Of Ebola Confirmed In Port Harcourt by Umennajiego(m): 10:56am On Aug 28, 2014
Now that you have used all the Ebola fund to order hilux and hiace.

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Jokes Etc / Re: The Lying Game.. by Umennajiego(m): 4:25pm On Aug 22, 2014
kika23:
What's that?
I prefer your before to d after@urprofile picture and u can quote your I.G id if u have one.
Jokes Etc / Re: The Lying Game.. by Umennajiego(m): 4:22pm On Aug 22, 2014
kika23:
What's that?
pronounce as written
Jokes Etc / Re: The Lying Game.. by Umennajiego(m): 4:21pm On Aug 22, 2014
I survived sosoliso airline crash and escaped the MH17 bombardment and am reporting life from N.Korea
Jokes Etc / Re: The Lying Game.. by Umennajiego(m): 4:14pm On Aug 22, 2014
kika23: Well, since I'm a wedding planner, I planned The wedding at Cana... And I saw everything that happened, how that water was turned into wine.... I got so high grin
Evulssssss
Jokes Etc / Re: The Lying Game.. by Umennajiego(m): 4:12pm On Aug 22, 2014
Spaxon: ..lol.. I bet datz no lie... Lmao
I guess you are drawn by compliments? u fine die but you look 15
Foreign Affairs / Re: Malaysian Passenger Plane Shot Down In Donetsk By Ground To Air Missile by Umennajiego(m): 10:24pm On Jul 17, 2014
GodMode:

The missile is not old. It's speed is over 2000MPH which is faster or as fast as the speed of sound.
it actually is,built during the soviet era....

Foreign Affairs / Re: Malaysian Passenger Plane Shot Down In Donetsk By Ground To Air Missile by Umennajiego(m): 8:41pm On Jul 17, 2014
The BUK surface-to-air missile system believed to have shot down Malaysian Airlines flight MH17 is an old Soviet-built weapon designed to engage aircraft, cruise missiles and drones that is still widely used in eastern European states, including Ukraine. They are capable of taking down aircraft the size of a Boeing 777 flying at a cruising altitude of 33,000 feet, meaning the intensity of the impact is likely to have blown the plane apart in the sky. Witnesses says wreckage and body parts of the passengers and crew are scattered over an area of around nine miles, reinforcing the idea that the plane broke up mid-air.

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