Romance › Re: To What Extent Or How Far Do U Trust Ur Girl/fiancee/wife by Uncle96(m): 5:02pm On Dec 06, 2023 |
Quality20: so u trust ur partner a 100% ? Im not with the best woman in the world, but some women are loyal.. Unless u think some of your mums were riding d*cks while with some of yall Dads. |
Romance › Re: To What Extent Or How Far Do U Trust Ur Girl/fiancee/wife by Uncle96(m): 10:21am On Dec 06, 2023 |
Some girls will be loyal as fck, eventully , a guy someday might break thier walls, due to money, looks or vibes
While some will never cheat no matter what.. even after yall break up, they might remain single for a while
While some will cheat, no matter whatttt |
Romance › Re: My Experience Today At Coldstone,port Harcourt. by Uncle96(m): 7:24am On Dec 05, 2023 |
Offpoint1: What relevancy is this news to the current Nigeria economy?
Nairaland guys will never disappoint showing their immaturity on this platform.
You pay! IDGAF You no pay! I still DGAF Fool, you dont give a Bleep , u came to romance section by yourself, read the thread and still commented and yet you dont give a fck ? Who cares about what u give or dont give a fck about .. |
Romance › Re: My Experience Today At Coldstone,port Harcourt. by Uncle96(m): 7:22am On Dec 05, 2023 |
SeaTrade: So was bored today so I said let me go to coldstone today and get something. Got there,stood in line and in front of me was this very gorgeous girl(tall,dark,big yarnsh,fresh skin plus fine face) I initiated conversations, had small talk and told her I will be having whatever she is having.We laughed and all... She asked where i stay i told her and she said hers is close too so we can go together and she will end her ride, I told her okay it's cool. Initially she came for one cup,maybe as she come see me na wetin make she increase her order to 2 cups  Omo when the bill came,the bastard weh dey counter combine all our things come give me billing of N15,500 for 3 cups ice cream that he knows very well I came alone. There and then I told the fool we are not together and I will be paying for mine only.  E cone tell me N4,100 ,I pay then come wait the girl she pay N11k+ with her card while I watched  So me and her come go outside so I come ask am make we go meet her bolt na so that we can cancel the ride,she say no say she's not cancelling again that I should leave it  I tell am okay,jump inside my car and zoom zoom zoom.... The girl go say she jam better bastard today,make I come pay 15k for ice cream when I am not mad.  I love what you did. Most of those girls are animals in human form, entitled bastards Mannerless creatures. Kudos bro |
Romance › Re: Popular Yahoo Boy Nicknames? by Uncle96(m): 7:16am On Dec 05, 2023 |
Pablo Huncho Scarface Muller Richie Funds Hush OG
But now half of them don return to their daily 1k job |
Romance › Re: Guys How Do You Feel When You Touch A Lady'z Butt by Uncle96(m): 8:18pm On Dec 04, 2023 |
PedoBear: Why not ??
Something she day use shit
Press her boobs if you get mind Lol ignorance will be the fall of most of ya'll.. breast is full of viens and some wired lookiing fats.. coz its covered in fine skin, u feel its unique? Lol.. go google how breast looks on the inside.. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: 90,000 Schoolgirls Aged 10 To 19 Fall Pregnant In 2023 - South African Minister by Uncle96(m): 9:51pm On Nov 30, 2023*. Modified: 10:26pm On Nov 30, 2023 |
Lived there for many years, thier girls are naturally wild..
When I was in my 1st year Uni.. I was right infront of my house gate , looking for the gates remote, coz 99% gates there are automatic.
Some high school girls just closed from School. They were about 7 in number. Age range looked 13- 15 years. I was 19.. next thing I heard " dude youre so cute " Tjoo! Sies man!!!
And they started laughing and walking towards me, one took the lead and summoned courage to come to me... the rest na story, nothing happened , no numbers exchanged.. my point of this short story is that .. naturally S.africans are wild and have open minds... young girls getting pregnant there is nothing to so so bad to them compared to how evil Nigerian society would see it . My 16 yr old twsana girl was ready to give me a child.
Seductive dressing is the first thing you'll notice once you set your foot on that country. The females high school Uniform be looking like those " Teen girl porn fantasy outfit" nothing to write home about and naturally, those girls body grows so fast and bursty. So many rape cases, incest and voluntary sex is super high over there. |
Romance › Re: Knowing, Not Knowing About The Past Of Your Wife/girlfriend Which One Is Better? by Uncle96(m): 5:13pm On Nov 28, 2023 |
jmoore: Your standards will determine what you will go for. If I want to buy a brandnew car and I see a car with mileage at 250,000km, that is defintely not what I want. I will check another car.
So if I want to marry a virgin, it is necessary that I ask. Funny thing some of those virgin do worseee things |
Romance › Re: Knowing, Not Knowing About The Past Of Your Wife/girlfriend Which One Is Better? by Uncle96(m): 4:51pm On Nov 28, 2023 |
Uptheante: Hausa girls are off limits for you abi? No they are not. Only had a normal s*x with one preety and curvy hausa girl frm kaduna when I was in Abuja.. so comparing just one to the ratio of others made me ignore em totally |
Romance › Re: Having A Relationship With An Average Igbo Girl Is A Waste Of Time. by Uncle96(m): 12:11pm On Nov 28, 2023 |
BitterTruth01: I hear your yoruba women smell. Is it true ? Is it the bad food they eat the reason why once they remove pant , the whole room smells like rotten fish ?
I am just asking . Its not a tribal thing. I am a Yoruba guy. Ive dated many igbo girls and yoruba girls. igbo girls are cleaner than yoruba girls in population, does not make all yoruba girls smelly or dirty.. I have also been victimized by the rotten fish smell frm a few igbo girls same period Yoruba girls didnt victimize me. |
Romance › Re: Having A Relationship With An Average Igbo Girl Is A Waste Of Time. by Uncle96(m): 12:09pm On Nov 28, 2023 |
Emekaphilip360: Lol I don’t have money? Can you date a Igbo girl without having money? I have dated many and I’m talking from experience. Igbo girls obsession with money is solid biko. Im a Yoruba guy and most women love me for my looks, na only the igbo girls ive dated loved me for my look and $. You will surely be beytrayed by an igbo girl if u no get money and she no also get. |
Romance › Re: Knowing, Not Knowing About The Past Of Your Wife/girlfriend Which One Is Better? by Uncle96(m): 11:52am On Nov 28, 2023 |
What we've done to Latifat and 130 other girls, thier husband better not know for mental health sake... even real x video porn wouldnt competite with us..
Bondage, outdoor, car, bush, quickies, oral cream*Pie, a*nl cream*Pie, hardcore, party, s*x in uniform, s*x while on call, double penetriasssshunnn wit toyyss. Omo e go far. I dont trust any decent looking girl smilling to be a good wife based on all this lol
All these with my Yoruba and igbo girls.. |
Romance › Re: Is It Right: Should You Reset Your Stuborn Wifes SENSES With ONE Slap by Uncle96(m): 6:46am On Nov 28, 2023 |
Samantha124: If you want to be sentenced to life in prison, slap me as a man.
Because immedialtely I start fearing you, I'll then start doing everything in my power to get rid of you, even if it means framing you for a crime you didn't commit... And I'll do it in silence
Someone once provoked me so bad, I cried, then I started coming up with a sinister plan to frame her... Her superiors were even about to suspend her from her job, but I decided to play along and beg them to have mercy on her knowing very well that I was the one behind everything... And it was quite fun seeing her looking all depressed... But since it was her first offence, I believed that she deserved a second chance.
And the funny thing about the whole thing is that we became closer after her suspension got cancelled because she saw me as her savior, not knowing that I was behind everything.
So if you're a man and you think you're always going to be using your power as a man to slap me as a way of correcting me, then go ahead and do it at your own risk. Wow... You're quite strategic and diplomatic. Lol Anyway... I want to send you a Dm now and make a few enquiries about NES's . Would be glad to get a quick response. Thanks! |
Family › Re: Mistake Of Getting Married To A Witch by Uncle96(m): 8:24pm On Nov 27, 2023 |
Dshocker: There is nothing like witches..... I pity your life lol, dey play |
Romance › Re: A Message To South Africans On Nairaland by Uncle96(m): 7:57pm On Nov 27, 2023 |
There was a little Nigerian girl that was in a big issue and brought it on here
Samantha124 stood up for her like an elder sister would do... we are one now!! You a real one Samantha |
Romance › Re: Sex With A 19 Year Old Today: Is Something Wrong With Me? by Uncle96(m): 7:37pm On Nov 25, 2023 |
OtuologyProf: Nna eeh .. can you imagine a 19 year old moaned and whispered that she wants to carry my baby. Nna eeh I come think say I no hear well, as I dey dig, she dey moan,,,pour it inside, I want to carry your baby. O boy, to play safe and keep the fun going, I come tell am say I go pour am inside next time. But the funny thing is that I did an audio recording and Iistened to it shortly after she left..my dick come rise @ I want to carry your baby...
How could something that sounded ridiculous during sex make my dick harder during audio..? Village people don put you for the perfect spot wey dem wan make you be ! |
Romance › Re: Who Else Has Noticed This Among Girls Below 20 ?. by Uncle96(m): 12:34pm On Nov 24, 2023*. Modified: 7:10pm On Nov 24, 2023 |
[quote author=Gadafii post=127136171]Imagine make 2 rounds no satisfy 19 year old girl, if you can’t fuxk like a dog for several minutes running into hours these girls dont rate you, they even call you weak man, that’s why these guys use drug to fuckkk these girls, funny enough a whole lot of them love and enjoy being fuccked with drugs while themselves are under the influence of drugs
Another alarming thing is that, girls within this age range are busy buying pusse sweetener and vagina tighter, while he guys are hustling diik enlargement
Girls want tight pusse, boys want big diik, the war is endless between these two, who go win I no know |
Romance › Re: Which Tribe Has The Most Handsome Men In Nigeria? by Uncle96(m): 12:20pm On Nov 24, 2023 |
Person wey fine fine. Person wey worwor , worwor.!! Its not a tribal thing. I fine, I be yoruba, my neighbour wor wor he be yoruba !
If you say tribe. Burna boy fine, Duncan mighty worwor
Davido fine, portable worwor
, as for hausa , they dont really belong anywhere in the spotlight for Naija so I no know who to compare with who |
Romance › Re: Difference Between Ashawo, Hookup And Runs Girl by Uncle96(m): 9:33am On Nov 22, 2023 |
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Health › Re: Milky "Garri" Discharge Help by Uncle96(m): 8:55am On Nov 22, 2023 |
codedgalaxy: Exactly !, you know what am talking about. What i'm trying to find out is, if it is normal Its normal. I remeber my first experince too. I was really scared, not until I found out what it was. Youre safe man |
Health › Re: Milky "Garri" Discharge Help by Uncle96(m): 8:23am On Nov 22, 2023 |
codedgalaxy: Nlanders pls a quick question. My guy straffed one "ent" yesterday. He told me that normally the babe was sweet, but his concern now, is that during sex there were milky stuffs like "garri" coming out of her vj. Pls what is this, is it okay? and has anyone experiensed this before? It looks like cheese and does not really smell. Its nothing much to worry about. Ive experienced it with someone before. You can just get antibiotics injections or drug and you two use it or get treated |
Romance › Re: In Uyo, Guys No Longer Marry City Girls, But Village Girls (pictures) by Uncle96(m): 7:57am On Nov 22, 2023 |
lordnkem000: Thank God u are still with us on earth. My ex was Akwaibom and she was the sweetest girl I ever date, Omo sex was sugar, the girl could turn to a massive sinner like me to born again, I was her first and the love was outta this world bro, but when belle enter she beg me not to tell her people but I said no, I wanted to make it official, bro that was the beginning of my problems, nothing wey dem no do me and my girl, even tried to kill her, I had to return her to her people and bro e no easy. That was when I was told about their traditions. I suffer so much that year o but thank God I survived. Today we're separated and I try to avoid her o even though she dey beg me and she was a good girl all through. Beautiful, sensible and loyal that year Wow, omo, that was very deep, thank God for your lives |
Romance › Re: In Uyo, Guys No Longer Marry City Girls, But Village Girls (pictures) by Uncle96(m): 7:32am On Nov 22, 2023 |
lordnkem000: I don't know why those girls are mostly very short but can be beautiful, their bed skills are top notch o. But be careful because if u pregnant an Akwaibom girl when u haven't seen her people that'll be the beginning of ur numerous problems, trust me u won't win them. U would be lucky to come out alive too. Am telling u from experience I am Yoruba guy and everything youre saying is true.. that beauty and sex part almost took me outta Earth |
Romance › Re: Difference Between Ashawo, Hookup And Runs Girl by Uncle96(m): 7:17am On Nov 22, 2023 |
orohbirodeysmel: All bleep for money...no difference John Oluwaseun Moses...these are just three names of a particular person.
You can call him John, Seun or Moses...all na him name.. 
Ashawo Runsgirl Hook-up are just 3 names of a particular trade among ladies in Nigeria Ole gborun 1 . 0/10 😭🫂🫂🫂 |
Romance › Re: Difference Between Ashawo, Hookup And Runs Girl by Uncle96(m): 7:14am On Nov 22, 2023 |
bigiyaro: No difference, they all fvck for money. Maize or corn, it's your choice. 0/10. !!!!!!! 🥶😭🫂 |
Romance › Re: Difference Between Ashawo, Hookup And Runs Girl by Uncle96(m): 7:08am On Nov 22, 2023 |
imagrg: If a woman hooks you up, then you are jazzed! 
If it's on ashawo level, then you are rugged.
If a lady does runz with you, then you are finished financially.
In all na ashawo all of them be.  0/10🫂😪 You should be arrested |
Romance › Re: Difference Between Ashawo, Hookup And Runs Girl by Uncle96(m): 7:06am On Nov 22, 2023 |
Omoawoke2: Although they all very similar but there are slight differences
Ashawo na road stand, sometimes they are recruited in mass and dumped in one smelly local hotel strictly for knacks. Pay go in and nak, then next customer. You pay and go. Strictly offline
Hookup is more professional. That one you book online, or through referral. You arrange a location, fuvk and do transfer or pay in cash. You get to know each other just on a low level and can still rebook again
Runs girls are more coded, they work in offices and have side jobs like selling men’s clothes, perfumes, working in classic hotels, bank marketers, nurses, etc. Those ones, you get to talk to them, and know them deeper. It is mostly done through referral. They don’t advertise. A kind of pull system where you reach them and offer them just more than one off transfer. You pay their bills, buy them gifts and do lots of transfers 10/ 10 . Very good !!!!!⭐ |
Romance › Re: Difference Between Ashawo, Hookup And Runs Girl by Uncle96(m): 7:04am On Nov 22, 2023 |
Alapogentle: Ashawo" is a term that refers to a woman who engages in transactional sex, often for financial gain. - "Hookup" is a more general term that can refer to any type of casual sexual encounter. "Runs girl" is a term that refers to a woman who may or may not engage in transactional sex, but who is known for dressing in flashy or revealing clothing and using social media to promote her image. 4/10 . Below Average 🤧 |
Romance › Re: Difference Between Ashawo, Hookup And Runs Girl by Uncle96(m): 7:01am On Nov 22, 2023 |
Vinnie2000: *Ashawo - Roadside Prostitute. Aka Olosho. 😕
*RunsGirl- University/Polytechnic Ashawo.😌
*Hookup- Ashawo that operates from her Father's house.🤨🤨🙂 0/ 10 . Very poor 🫂😪 Vinnie , you need to lashes of cane |
Romance › Re: Difference Between Ashawo, Hookup And Runs Girl by Uncle96(m): 6:59am On Nov 22, 2023 |
chariisGRACE: Just like Close Up, Oral B and Colgate are all toothpastes.
Ashewo, Hook-up, Runs-girl are all the same - they all fork men for money.
Ashewo is an old street palance.
Runs-girl is the modern street palance.
Hook-up is the social media street palance. 6/10 . Cool 😊 |
Romance › Re: Difference Between Ashawo, Hookup And Runs Girl by Uncle96(m): 6:58am On Nov 22, 2023 |
reddingtonblack: same goal/motive, but the difference is in location/platform and packaging.
Ashawo get base , pay before service
olosho dey wait for roadside, hotel or lounge, payment after service
Runz gurl naa person gurlfriend, majorly hangout, Tf and postpaid 3/ 10 . Poor 🥴 The word "olosho " was not used. |
Romance › Re: Difference Between Ashawo, Hookup And Runs Girl by Uncle96(m): 6:56am On Nov 22, 2023 |
Liliantalks: Ashawo is cheap and offline
hookup is cheap/ more expensive than Ashawo online
Run babe is a friends with benefits vibes with different men while they pay your bills 6/ 10. Cool 😊 |