₦airaland Forum

Faber:
So you think the hawker does not have an online store. Hawking can be done online so you are not aware


Omoh hawkers, especially agbo sellers, their toto dey sweet o...they are always walking around in the traffic and that's enough kegel exercise and that tightens their toto. If you no get a hawker FWB, I don't know what else you are enjoying in this life.

Omo things dey happen.. well those who dey enjoy Dem plenty especially in Abuja lol

OyeofIkoTuN:
so talking to a supposed street hawker selling wares means asking her out .

Omo this one pass me biko..

bye

There's a difference between talking and wooing son

Sweetplum:
If I talk now, they ll say am a feminist.

Well I guess it's just a few men with that demon..

Sweetplum:
Highly irresponsible behaviour.

Omo

Ivimmanuel:
I see. They could be related

Yes exactly how their private parts are gonna be related hours later in a cheap hotel

UnusualEmissary:
And how are you so sure of the motive? Maybe the guy wants her number in case he needs her products or wares again

Lol talk about naive .. I hope u're not like this in your relationship? Naso customers go dey collect ur babe number in ur presence claiming business.. they will screw her and nut in her!

Cypress042:
Yansh no get power

Slap anyone that is telling you that rubbish

Your opinion

HolyMan12:

I sure sey u don run am

Ivimmanuel:
If the lady was hawking something how then were you able to know the man was not trying buy her market but wooing her

Alaye I wasn't born yesterday!! They switch phones , exchange numbers

This is like the 5th time this month I am seeing a fresh dawg ranging the age of 35/45 with a nice ride trying to woo female street hawkers of about 18yrs to 20 parked next to them. omo power of body and physical attraction abi that one na habit for some men ? Yansh get power pass nuclear weapon

Well said

Chiver:
I remember the day i was to go to meet someone. I had been told the fare was #200 or #250. But this aboki agreed to carry me for #100 not knowing he doesn't know the place, me sef no too sabi the place
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After we don dey road for a while, the aboki begin dey para for me say shey we never reach there?say he no dey go again. He then dropped me

to cut long story shut, i spent close to #500 to retrace my steps and get to my destination
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what this experience taught me is to always carry a lil extra cash when going out

Omooo the exact same thing happened to me , no difference at all, I had to go re read your write up to see if it wasn't written by me . Dammn

siofra:
One guy I've known for the past five years just confessed to stalking me at night!

I swear I'm so shocked right now. I feel so weird.

I asked him why and he said he was trying to talk to me. This is somebody I talk to often. And he was so comfortable telling me about the nights he stalked me. Jesus Christ!

Nigerian men are very dangerous.

What if he did something to me? Why would anyone even be comfortable saying something like this?

I'll cut him off, I don't care if we've known each other for long. I need to stay safe from Nigerian men, they are wicked.

What if he's not the only one? Wow! He even says I give off antisocial vibes.

Nigerian men should not be trusted

Ehya and your father is a Nigerian man like this .. sorry dear

SimpleGuy001:
OK, as the topic says i have 500k in my account and i intend to come to lagos after service. Any advice from matured people here? I'm praying for divine direction but let me hear your advices.

Note: no relative in lagos so i'm starting from scratch with accomodation and all

Get a laptop. 8gb ram core i7, go into tech.

A friend brougt some girls over, we were all playing truth or dare, I lost.. I noticed all the girls were into me and totally ignored my friend that brought them. One dared to kiss me first lost she she did.

I lost again her friend dared to see my dick... I let her.. 3hrs later I ended up giving one attention and we fcked while Standing in the kitchen store.

Things I enjoy for looking good.

Heights for men, face shape, clean skin, beards or no beards just be handsome or cute. It's work like magic how women with be obsessed with you like you did jazz regardless of what kind of other rich people they've met. Girls go even collect money from one ugly yahoo boy wey dey toast them and come give you... Women will fall madly in love before even thinking with thier heads. *But guy Sha get money oo* owo ni koko


As for girls, Taiwo's Bigg ass will land her the job she's been dreaming about, every guy would wanna date her, guys go dey close mark. Fatima's pretty face will make men extra Nice, even if she's from a poor home or ghetto, she will attract men with class.

The finest and sexiest woman I've set my eyes on is the daughter of a groundut seller , you need to see how several men in town get hooked by her.

Lvgirl:
Anti biotics injection will do wonders

Best advice

Kantebets:
lol
It’s anonymous if ur can use sense

Forget the faceless forum.. na the name be Koko... Cerebrum and others go soon locate me now. attack on every thread.

Kantebets:
so which is your poison

Ouuuuu, you want me to cast on nairaland. God forbid nairaland never forgets and detectives plenty die

This life we all have a demon (habit) we are dealing with and we all fall under a certain category of a certain behavior. Some people fall under different categories in one but we all judge each other when we also have skeletons in our wardrobe. On nairaland we have * rapists* Paedophiles*drug dealers, drug addicts, sex addict's/nymphos * lairs * heavy gamblers* psychopaths * thief's* fake pastors and Alfas*

Smokers judges Paedophiles

Paedophiles judges internet fraud stars and smokers, drunkards

Fraudsters judges rapist saying can't they afford 2k for sex

Religious extremist judges the rest of us who are on the average believe.

Straight people judges gay

Feminist judges men

People judge each other's sexual fantasies, non anal lovers judges anal lovers, non head givers judges head givers. Non house help fckers judges house help fckers. Lol. Only if most people here could be exposed of what they've done in this life, you'll fear , but when it's time to throw comments, ull assume they are deputy Jesus

Omoooo.. if the man was smart, he would have sensed that the girl sounded nervous.. he just got unfortunate.

Those secondary school girls these days fck pass anything.. last week Sunday , a guy of about 20 years invited two young teen over to his house, probably age 15/16. Those yourba muslim girls in hijab and thier skimpy tight gowns. I was seeing everything from my house.. one waited outside in the coumpund while the other went in with the boy.

After 30 mints she came out walking funny and went back to thier mother's house like nothing happened.

We have the bad teens and the good teens. That man just got unlucky

Bolubrenda:
I met a lady some months back, I knew her before, but there was nothing serious between us. When we talked, I asked her about her relationship, and she said her BF broke up with her recently. I told her straight that I was interested in her. She said she loved my boldness, but I had to give some time to think about it. I agreed and requested to know how long. She told me she couldn't predict. She requested for the first date, and I told her to pick a venue. To my greatest surprise, she picked one of the most expensive Restaurants. On the date day, I became worried that something wasn't right. This was supposed to be a serious relationship.

During the date, she told me about many things that are personal to her. The most important ones were how I must promise to marry her within 6 months and how her parent was religious intolerant, and how that might affect us if we eventually ended up dating. I told her I couldn't promise to marry her in the next 6 months since I didn't know her personality.

To cut a long story short, for the first 4 weeks, she used her work as an excuse for not picking up my call or replying to my messages promptly, even though I see her online. I decided to see her for the 2nd time physically. I made a lot of sacrifices to be able to see her and spent some money on the 2nd date. I told her that we needed to conclude, but she kept on telling me to give her more time.

I hope sey no be one yellow calabar girl ?

By the time Redplliers get here. .. you will be a dead man before 10pm

okoroemeka:
not just big gbola,a big majority of women likes their breasts and pussy to be sucked,likes raw sex,and doggy style,like 80%

I agree with you 100%

Ofcourse women love big dicks

The worst combination of personality in a woman God can give to a man is a good woman that shares her emotions, attention with other men apart from her man. That one man isn't enough for , flirting blah blah blah.

A mistake might happen one day with a guy she can't resist . They might not even have sex with her but an ass lover will squeeze the hell out of her ass, boobs lover will suck the hell out of her breast while she enjoys it.

You'll probably be out there not knowing she's being smooched where she is. With the look of things , she loves you... You can try to let the relationship die down bit by bit.. it will save u future heart break

clericuzzio:
That's to tell you many live fake lives on Nairaland

How stupid can humans be.. how is that a fake life,? he saw something he likes, he tried it out and posted it online. You're honestly very stupid. Nigerians got too much hate in their heart, always judgemental.

Haven't experienced it personally but my girlfriend said she saw a Lady with a Bigg ass having a quarrel with a passenger while the bike man was also waiting.. she later found out that the lady sat in from while the guy sat at the back, her ass was on his dick which probably stimulated him till he released semen that got her a little wet around the ass area, she got mad when she found out

Willbright:
Sometimes you just try to do your all, but your all might not be enough. Had to open a new account to hide my identity.

I have this girlfriend or let me say fiancé( I’m planing to do the normal rights in December) then we get married next year. Both families have met and things are going on fine. I stay in UK just completed my masters.

My fiancé on the other hand works in a bank in Nigeria, she got the job this year. She does not lack anything and I do send her stipends from time to time .Lately anytime we talk she has been telling me most of the guys at work have been asking her out on a date bla bla bla she would just brief about it and we will talk about other things. I really didn’t take it serious.

Yesterday we where talking again and she made mention of it again, this is like the 5th time she is talking about it, and to be honest a feel a little bit sad. I have been here for 2years and never in my life have I even gone out with a girl. She told me she is already feeling like going out with this guy that he is nice.

Told me this guy threats him special and he is even the manager where she works.this is someone I call my fiancé, I told her I’m not comfortable with her going out with the man and she said it’s just a date. I’m boiling inside and I don’t want to overreact, in the past this same man have adviced her to leave me saying I’m too far away and I have warned her severally never to have anything to Do with him. The thing is it’s like she has made up her mind already, the man also drop her off everyday after work and she stays alone.
Am I overreacting by trying to call it off?

There is no day we talk and she won’t bring this particular guy up in her talks, I’m seriously fed up. Why go on a date with someone if you are in a relationship?

My best advice for you is to free her, you lost her already boss

She can't resist the passes from her boss and the manly feelings he throws at her . They will eventually have sex or might have. Your GF is probably another man's LovePeddler right now

I had this big ass church girl I was f*cking

Calm , respectful with a friendly sense of humor

I'm Muslim but ladys man I'll admit.

Whenver I want sex, it's hard for her to say No

Her bootyyyyyy is long and would drive any ass lover crazy! Slim thick.

The first day I had to chow her at my friend's place which was a student hostel... I was ontop of her giving her this 8 inches rod when my frineds little brother who was a fresher walked in on us, I was butt naked, three of us frooze for like 10 sec before he closed the door and left.

Well, we continued fcking. Nasty church girl!

LonelyLucifer:
Slowpoke... That's what you are. The guy asked you a question which you can't even answer, why?.

All this woke people, una own too much.

With your name , Lonely Lucifer , you don't deserve attention or a response, but since you got one .. I gotta admit, you're as irrelevant as he his.

nightfox01:
Oga we are bargaining everyday I don't know where you are but not every woman needs a man to survive you said 80 percent where are your facts and figures if men stop spending lazy women will adapt it's a fight or die world you argue like a simple no wonder you raise this yet topic

You wasted minutes typing this coz I see no much sense in it, now you wasted my time reading it. Damn