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RomanceRe: My Neighbor Seduces Me Indirectly by Uncle96(m): 7:16pm On Feb 18, 2023
Rexxie234:
Meehn!!!
This female neighbor is letting me go crazy with her curves. Any time she sees me she would always raise her shirts up to unveil her butt.

Even just now she did it but this time more directly, she saw me coming and quickly she went inside to wear a black tight, omo the moment i say this!!! grin

Please guys what should i do, she has a bf.
Lol that muslim girl with tribal mark ? Leave her and her ass alone.. u unilorin student too like yansh
RomanceRe: What Do Some Guyz See In Ladies Yansh?chaii by Uncle96(m): 8:25am On Feb 12, 2023
morakakin:
Smally.
Washere
PhonesRe: Why Do You Nigerian People Buy Expensive Phones? by Uncle96(m): 8:01am On Feb 12, 2023
To be honest its crazy, Yestday I saw nothing less than 20 people looking like dey beg to feed daily using Iphone worth nothing less than 250k- 300k.
RomanceRe: Nigeria Girls: Business Men Are Not Yahoo Boys You Sleep Around With by Uncle96(m): 5:40am On Jan 17, 2023
Nigerian girls to be honest have a very messed up mentality, they feel too entitled to everything and are quick to call men stingy if you are not stupid how they expect you to be.

Its just really sad how useless and toxic they are ... guys just use them as sex objects, chop them with no mercy, fill all h*les up with cum, put it anywhere that gives u pleasure because they just meant to be used.
RomanceRe: Why Do We Call God's Name During Sex by Uncle96(m): 9:38pm On Dec 27, 2022
Just like we call Gods name during a suddeennn pain or sudden shock
RomanceRe: Will I Ever Make Enough Money To Live Comfortably? by Uncle96(m): 9:15pm On Dec 27, 2022
Tokskob2008:
Never say never dude... Just a second between life and death, a second between being awake and falling asleep. When eventually everything becomes soft, pains of 20yrs suffering will vanish away in just a matter of days when money comes.
Woorrddddddd i feel you G
RomanceRe: . by Uncle96(m): 7:44am On Dec 27, 2022
Beth2544:
is it like a date rape drug ?
Not really but it could be used for any motive. it makes you weak , sleepy /drowsy that you would not feel like going anywhere.

Guys get high on it
RomanceRe: . by Uncle96(m): 9:30pm On Dec 26, 2022
Beth2544:
I'm an introvert,i don't go out on dates because i'm always shy...i would feel like the whole world is starring at me......last week i decided going out with one guy that has been asking me out ( alongside his friends)...i was served exotic juice,i started sipping small small from it...this guy feels i don't understand igbo language,so i heard his friend said something like " So she can sleep well" ....i didn't know what he meant because that was the only word i heard from their conversation,due to my poor igbo skill....regardless i followed my guts,carried my bag and said i was leaving,they were suprise and Seriously persuading me to stay.he later offered giving me a ride,but i declined....my people ,before i stopped a bus my vision was blurred already,i was already dizzy and weak. got home like a mad woman,walked to my room and slept off till the next day with my shoes on...i couldn't even recall how i got home,my mom said she was very very scared....so could it be that i was drugged ?
Your drink was probably mixed with codiene
RomanceRe: Has Anyone Here Dated A South Africa Babe Before? by Uncle96(m): 10:49am On Dec 21, 2022
4Humanity4All:
Where do you meet them online?
Instagram, but 80% dont respond thier dm, they prefer in person that distance.
RomanceRe: Has Anyone Here Dated A South Africa Babe Before? by Uncle96(m): 6:12pm On Dec 20, 2022
13sense:
I don't do online dating, but am finding myself being hooked up, liking one South Africa babe. I intend to bring her over to Nigeria. She is kinda super excited by wanting to date and marry a Nigerian man.
I am confuse right now and don't know what to expect from us. Has anyone here dated a south africa girl before?

What should be my expectations from SA women?
Ive lived there and dated a few. Still met some online while here.

Mostly have good fresh skin
They are better in responding when it comes to conversations with no billing intentions attached. Friendly, so open and free.

Can be very sexy, most have big asses.

They appreciate the smallest things you do for them , even chocolates
RomanceRe: Lovely Snake Meal And Peppersoup Indomie....lunch Is Set!! by Uncle96(m): 4:08pm On Dec 19, 2022
You fciking animal, digusting peice of wired people we share this planet with


Imagine going to a resutuarant eating with the same spoons these snake eaters eat from.
RomanceRe: Besties Have Actually Ruined More Relationships Than Infidelity. by Uncle96(m): 9:56am On Dec 19, 2022
Besties be shifting pants on a low
RomanceRe: Guys- Know This About Women And Know Peace. by Uncle96(m): 8:42am On Dec 12, 2022
Ikennaford:
Maybe for nigerian woman,,,, when I first landed in America, few days, I met my baby mama, she took me in, she pays everything, she is a nurse, she made me what I am today, she never benifitted from me if not my dick.... She bought my first car same year, she's 27 now and am 29....when I told her, I want to start a big project in Nigeria, my (mansion) she gave me $100k with the $200k with me, my project is ongoing still swallowing money, is 8 flats mansion, with basketball ball court inside, lawn tenis court, and small football ball field inside,,, ladies and gentlemen, is that not unconditional love..... Op there are good women out there that needs good men,, here too in America, we have goldiggers, those bitches from poor carrebean countries, dem full here, those one deh do like some Nigerians girls, those one's will pretends, dupe you and run.... As we have bad men, naso we get bad women,,,, I'm a bad boy, but my baby mama submissiveness don make me calm down, imagine me as nwa igbo spending close to $50k just to watch football matches in Qatar, who does that, isjust because of this beautiful Kenyan American,
I dont know how rich you are but you sound broke as fck
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Always Complains During Doggy What Do I Do? by Uncle96(m): 9:01pm On Dec 10, 2022
ReluctantAdult:
I had a partner like that. Nice beautiful arse but she wouldn't stop crying when I'm digging her doggy style. So I changed to the pronebone style, where she lies flat on her tummy and I just lie on her still digging her from behind.

I realized the pronebone is far more intimate than doggy because it allowed me feel the full softness of her arse and thighs while buried in her wetness.
Also, you could handle her nipples and kiss her neck while digging her out and you could reach your hand under her and rub her clitoris in front.

But you've gotta have a decent length on you though if she has a fat arse, and that's because you'd need to pass all the plenty arse to get to the V and stay in there, whereas doggy make it easier by giving you open and direct access.
Bad assss * thumbs up*
RomanceRe: I Just Acquired An Asset Worth 30k by Uncle96(m): 12:13pm On Nov 27, 2022
ettelinhno:
hello nairalanders i just i acquired an asset. i have been reading so much on acquiring different asset for financial security and freedom. I have always wanted to start a rental business ( this involves canopies,chairs tables and speakers) but no capital. so yesterday i bought a mole (i .e blocks moulder) worth 30k from a welder. the thing is i want to know how much it is being rented a day and can it fetch me a sustainable income. I'm kind of starting small but thinking big. dont mind my grammatical errors. happy Sunday!
Its a very lucrative business if you connect well with vendors who gets good Jobs. And the more money u investment is the better
RomanceRe: What is that thing you love in a woman? by Uncle96(m): 7:23am On Nov 23, 2022
Big ass and lovely ass
EducationRe: The Rate At Which Secondary School Students Have Sex by Uncle96(m): 7:17am On Nov 23, 2022
Loo too bad that's what the society is jow
CrimeRe: Corpse Of 16-Year-Old Girl Found In Bayelsa Hotel's Wardrobe by Uncle96(m): 6:46am On Nov 23, 2022
seborrhic:
Which kind of useless cock and bull story is this?
If u ever been in the vicinity of a corpse u would know the distinctive smell of a decaying corpse can be felt from several buildings away or even by passersby in a street
How is it that the staff and manager didnt notice for 3days or so?
Why is it that they allowed the male guest to check out alone,or if he snicked out,didnt check the room the next day morning?
The manager is a suspect here
The hotel owner /manager Is my number 1 suspect, you're right . How did they know so much about how the girls other friend that brought her ?

They were supposed perceive bad smells and not talking about seeing water dripping out of wardrobe .

And the guy checked out alone just like that ..
RomanceRe: Where are the fools who say there are no virgins? by Uncle96(m): 9:13am On Nov 21, 2022
jeromestarks:
Just because you meet foolish girls with easy virtues doesn't mean there are no decent girls out here.

Listen, some are created to be unfortunate in life. They are made to believe that they should accept the norm in the society. Those are the guys who marry anything - non virgins. These guys end up training someone else's child.
The worst part is that they will sponsor wedding ceremony, take care of in laws just to fvck a girl who was fvcked by another man without paying anything and they will still leave their inheritance for the children fathered by another man ( that's if the bastard child did not kill them early before they prepare a Will).


Others have made up their minds that the will not labour in vain. These category of guys will fvck any girl that opens her leg but will only start a family aith a virgin woman.

Never let anyone push you to marry a problem ,a sperm depot (non virgins).
If she lied that she was raped, just fvck and pass her to the next fvcker.


See one proud virgin here
https://www.nairaland.com/7437468/faith-ehimare-nigerian-virgin-corper


I celebrate this girl. I have sent her Facebook name to my elder brother who is really ready to marry. He is rich and learned. He's a good man.
Even if he didn't marry her, he will still be her friend. She's worth keeping. Not like these dogs (bitches) who are even ashamed of their own pvssy.


No wonder they (non virgins) are ashamed to talk about their virginity and quickly get angry when we advice men to marry Virgins.

May many of you who have fvcked more than one man never have peace in your marriages and relationships. May you be unlucky ALWAYS in everything this life throws at you.
You're the greatest fool in the history of mankind, of All the problems in this world, Women's virginity is your headache and you even had to bring it on here ? Fcking fowl
RomanceRe: “Where Are His Friends?”: Alleged Video Of Actor Hank Anuku Looking Rough by Uncle96(m): 7:31am On Nov 15, 2022
He has Hiv, got depressed . He's had it for over 7 years
RomanceRe: I Told Her Straight Up, I Want To Marry Her by Uncle96(m): 11:26pm On Nov 09, 2022
DollarBuddy:
So there's this cute 20 year-old Yoruba babe who lives with her elder brother, a senior Gynecologist in a government owned hospital in my area. She is so down to earth and very respectful.

To cut the long story short, this Yoruba girl has been entering my eyes like Omo detergent since the year 1241 AD grin grin

As I no want to talk too much, or to be seen as a player, I arranged for us to meet at an open space, an eatery. When she showed up, we only had a short chat before I told her straight up, that i want to marry her. If you see as babe shock ba grin grin

Anyways, I mean it. I'm 36 and the Yoruba girl would be 21 by next year September. She has agreed that I come to greet her brother. And I'll be doing that pretty soon.

She is just my spec. She is very brilliant and voluptuously curvy. She'll be graduating from the University by next year.

I hate to waste a lady's time, Godwilling as soon as she graduates by September next year, we're tying the knots.
Lol that girl with tribal marks ... Well all the best, power of yansh made u ignore those lion scars lool
RomanceRe: Is This Girl Obsessed With Me Or Love? by Uncle96(m): 7:01am On Oct 22, 2022
TheOldGods:
how did you break off?
I only told 1 % of the story... I used many ways to break up.. but to be honest with you ,it was almost impossible to . I just got lucky that she finally left coz a series of events happened and I can't really say this was what worked
RomanceRe: Is This Girl Obsessed With Me Or Love? by Uncle96(m): 6:59am On Oct 21, 2022
Bro, Ive been there before, mine was almost worse.. she can only eat after she's heard my voice.. if I don't pick, all women in her hostel must call and start appealing, at least she forces them too
RomanceRe: What Advice Would You Give A Man That Need To Marry by Uncle96(m): 4:06pm On Oct 17, 2022
Na clean crib them go use run ur wife.. when will y'all realize that mother fking marriage Is not achievement.. peace of mind comes first.. the kind of insult and embarrassment you're gonna put yourself through is loading
TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 22 by Uncle96(m): 7:42pm On Oct 15, 2022
mschubby:
Hi
Please have you applied?
I also graduated with a 3rd class
I need a school that accepts 3rd class so I can apply
Yes I have applied, many school accepts third class , you have to do apply for a post graduate diploma.. u can drop ur number
TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 22 by Uncle96(m): 12:14am On Oct 15, 2022
OlaqR:
Hello Bobomaigida,

1.My programme is 1 year.
2.My tuition is $8,350 CAD
3. YES
From Nov 2021-August 2022
I didn't submit any bank statement except the fixed deposit certificate.

Sorry for the refusal, you need to apply for GCMS notes from CBSA to know the detailed reasons, however, to have a better insight into your application pls,

1. How long is the programme?
2. How much is the tuition per year?
3. Are you self-sponsored?
4. How long did you hold the FD in your account?
5. Did you have any lump sum deposits?

If you are able to provide these answers, the house can advise you .
Hi,

Thanks for summazring all of this in a simple form. I am also hoping to study a year course. Can I still have a chance to stay and work after one year of study ?

Maybe a work related to the course I study

I'm looking at a graduate certificate programme in a college in Ottawa

And please, is a graduate certificate good enough,? though I graduated with a third class
Here in Nig
EducationRe: Canada To Allow International Students To Work For Over 20 Hours Per Week by Uncle96(m): 12:48am On Oct 08, 2022
ednut1:
Is mostly factory, security, cashier, waiter, uber eats etc. jobs their citizens and permanent residents dont wanna do grin. Still a good one as many we’re working illegally under the table above the 20 hours.
That caught my attention.. I'd like to Dm Chief.. will be looking forward to your response
RomanceRe: She's Showing Affections Towards Me, But I Don't Care And Not Ready by Uncle96(m): 12:19am On Oct 04, 2022
Well it's your current young age emotions flowing back and forth.. when you get to a stage in life you'll realize this particular post isn't worthy of being on here.. these will rather be low-key moves
RomanceRe: Ever Seen A Grown Man / Married Hunting Female Street Hawkers? by Uncle96(op): 9:43am On Sep 27, 2022
Cutehector:
Comparing two evils,


At least it is better that she agrees and gives consent than going to indulge in ràpe.
True true

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