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RomanceRe: Man Shares Experience After Sleeping With A Witch by Uncle96(m): 6:43pm On Apr 02, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


witches and wizard are the best people to make love with.



I once met a wizard, and he uses his magic wand to tickle my pussy first before thrusting... that feeling when he does some incantation ,then used the wand to rob my clit was heavenly.

RomanceRe: Guys What's The Most Outrageous Thing Your Girlfriend Has Ever Demanded For? by Uncle96(m): 2:59pm On Apr 02, 2022
Jennyclay:
Before a lady could demand for an outrageous thing from a guy... The guy must have given her the impression that he's rich and capable. So @op why complaining?? Stingy men and Omo ijebu everywhere!!

Verdict :
~If you're a rich man, please continue your good work.
~If you're a broke man, then behave like a typical broke man and stop disturbing our peace.. Biko.
If I give you an impression that I'm rich and capable does not give you the right to be acting like an orphan around me, ya'll broke and entitled creatures.
RomanceRe: Guys,do You Kiss Your Babe After She Gives You Bj? by Uncle96(m): 2:36pm On Apr 01, 2022
Iyaebe:
I don’t do premarital sex so stop assuming things
Scam noni, fogert. Guy never rough you for corner before . Lie lie
RomanceRe: Guys,do You Kiss Your Babe After She Gives You Bj? by Uncle96(m): 2:36pm On Apr 01, 2022
Iyaebe:
God will judge you for spoiling someone’s daughter
And for your information, she begged me to allow her suck it lol, the size is quite a turn on for her. So allow somebody's daughter get her porn wishes come through.
RomanceRe: Guys,do You Kiss Your Babe After She Gives You Bj? by Uncle96(m): 2:33pm On Apr 01, 2022
Iyaebe:
God will judge you for spoiling someone’s daughter
Yes o and God will judge u for collecting prick before marriage too.
RomanceRe: Guys,do You Kiss Your Babe After She Gives You Bj? by Uncle96(m): 2:08pm On Apr 01, 2022
Iyaebe:
Brostitute,what some ladies do for ordinary boyfriend sha, how will she now feel if they break up tomorrow? Na wa ooo
What's there? Mine(ex) sucked the living cum out of me for a year, we broke up and nobody died. We all had our mutual pleasure , guess its another mans turn to enjoy what I taught her.
RomanceRe: What’s The Craziest Thing You Have Done Sexually? by Uncle96(m): 6:21pm On Mar 30, 2022
Samolasoj:
He nor tire u
Samolasoj or saulmasault.. wetin u sey dey do u ?
RomanceRe: What’s The Craziest Thing You Have Done Sexually? by Uncle96(m): 6:12pm On Mar 30, 2022
You are all mentally unstable, one would need to visit a therapist after reading yall crap. If na anal u do , say anal, if na oral say oral. Which one be sliding preek through menstrual pussy or pregnant woman backing baby while receiving doggy..

Ya'll mad ?
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Lost A Good Partner Because Of Pride by Uncle96(m): 5:35pm On Mar 29, 2022
Lmao, I am the proud guy and I'm still the one that will break up with these women .

My pride and ego threatens thier sense of security, yet- they'll still be like I don't know why I cant live you even if I try . Guess God created us different.
RomanceRe: What Do You Say To Your Partner After Sex ? by Uncle96(m): 9:54am On Mar 29, 2022
Ashawo ni gbogboyin on nairaland walahi.

Awon ashawo omo
RomanceRe: Have Anyone Caught U While Having Sex by Uncle96(m): 2:03am On Mar 29, 2022
9182736455O1999:
i knew i was right the other day i called you Chronic masturbator.

well, it's not bad sha. Lmaooooooo

modified: is it true that you masturbate with the tail of a snake?
RomanceRe: Where Was The Place U Have Ur Worst Sex And What Was His/her Reaction by Uncle96(m): 7:58am On Mar 25, 2022
Shop, uncompleted building, car, outside at night, , bedroom quickie while her friend was in the bathroom for a shower
RomanceRe: I Suspect My Fianceé Is Cheating On Me With Her Bestie Banker by Uncle96(m): 7:45am On Mar 25, 2022
Netmuch:
I allow her because then I don't have a car, and like I said ,our residence is very far away to our workplace,I once follow the guy too in his car as he drop both of us at work but most of the time my fiancee follow the guy because the guy always left home very early and the guys place of work is along the same route with my fiancee .it is very difficult to get a bike at our street then that's why I tuned to relax to allow my fiancee to follow her every morning
That is so unfortunate because it just put u in a weak and vulnerable position. You literally used ur hand to put ur woman' in another mans hand
RomanceRe: I Suspect My Fianceé Is Cheating On Me With Her Bestie Banker by Uncle96(m): 4:49am On Mar 25, 2022
Why would you allow another man to be dropping your woman off at work everyday ?
RomanceRe: Sad Truth: Religious Leaders Fvcks More Pussy Than You Can Imagine !!! by Uncle96(m): 10:32pm On Mar 24, 2022
sharpwriter:
Lol.. How did you come to know this?
She told me last month, she had to tell me everything for a reason.
RomanceRe: Why Are Guys Losing Interest In Settling Down? by Uncle96(m): 5:10pm On Mar 23, 2022
To be honest , marriage is so overrated
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Going On In Nigeria? Why Do People Beg Alot by Uncle96(m): 2:59pm On Mar 23, 2022
TheKingIsHere:
Stfu. Some of you beg even when you still have. I know of some many people that have turned begging to a source of living. angry angry
Shut the fck up ke ? Toor emabinu o . We are sorry
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Going On In Nigeria? Why Do People Beg Alot by Uncle96(m): 2:57pm On Mar 23, 2022
Sleekfingers:
Lost of them are just lazy bones....of course, we are not gonna be rich.....and I know that the economy is not smiling on many nigerians. But lots of nigerians have turned begging to something else. Especially able-bodied youths.... .take social media platforms for example, begging is the new norm. Go to do shopping staff there will be begging , Atm gallery na begging, security guards at banks, hotels etc na begging ...... ..

Check out nairaland, beggars everywhere.....any some opportunity na begging......

I don't give fools and lazy motherf...kers money....
Wow , I like this, you convinced me with a good point . Jah bless. I reason with you
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Going On In Nigeria? Why Do People Beg Alot by Uncle96(m): 11:29am On Mar 23, 2022
Or11:
I will get straight to the point. I get messages all the time from people in Nigeria asking for money and the surprising thing is it's abled bodied men who beg. Some of them act like big boys on social media but codedly begging using every excuse to ask for money.

I wonder why they can't go and work. Ok there are no jobs but what happened to being an entrepreneur. Anyone can be a real estate agent, car sales agent, shipping/clearing agent or just learn a handwork.

I don't go on Facebook anyone because as soon as I go online, the next thing is *beep beep*, a message comes in that reads "baba every red, pls send anything I go manage am", " My dstv sub don expire, na weekend, borrow me 20k, I go pay you back on Monday ", " My pikin get asthma, abeg I need money buy inhaler", "bros pls I travel go village and spend all my money, I need funds to travel back to Lagos and many more.

What is going on in naija abeg?
If they were okay or rich , they would never have to beg you for money , let that sink !
RomanceRe: Sad Truth: Religious Leaders Fvcks More Pussy Than You Can Imagine !!! by Uncle96(m): 11:24am On Mar 23, 2022
Lol true, naso one alfa told this yoruba Muslim girl she has a spiritual spouse .

He made her sleep over at his place many times.. omo and this girl is so preety and has a mad ass , you know yoruba muslims na. Naso alfa begin chop am steady after taking her virginity under the pretence of spiritual cleansing . Did , anal, oral, all sort of things with her.
FamilyRe: How Can I Set A Boundary Between Me And My Neighbor? by Uncle96(m): 11:18am On Mar 23, 2022
We know your type, the type that stays obsessed with washing cars grin. Well it actually irritates some people, I know a man like that that washes his car every night after coming from work. I saw this as a mental illness.
FamilyRe: My Cousin's Advances by Uncle96(m): 7:28am On Mar 21, 2022
Kubold:
So, how did you resolve it?
I am 10 years older than her , so I usually ignore her most of the time when she comes at me seductively. And as for the age advantage, I sometimes order her to leave or something. And she listens but reluctantly.
FamilyRe: My Cousin's Advances by Uncle96(m): 7:08am On Mar 21, 2022
I've been in the same shoes lol.
RomanceRe: My Friend Takes Pleasure In Sleeping With Small Girls by Uncle96(m): 7:22am On Mar 16, 2022
BigBashiru:
U don't want young girls with ur justifications. Us that want with our justifications leave us na....

Whether they can make decision or not is not your concern.... you are not above the law. Law says 18. About morality, it's not ur business what two consenting adults do.... there's specifically girls dat want older guys while others want their age mates...dats the girls decision....so every girl has wat she wants

I like my girls young and I take care of them well.. it's not even the sexxx I just love the youthful energy and playfulness... I don't use and dump I add to my concubine cos I believe in polygamy... I take care of all my gfs and wives well....
Nice one
RomanceRe: I'm Having Sex And Eating In The Dream. Help Me. by Uncle96(m): 7:34pm On Mar 15, 2022
Oh , I have heard such stories from certain people,

She might be a witch and has assigned A jinn to yon to cause setback and destruction in your live. What this jinns does is too make u eat in dreams, and sex, which is a reality in the spiritual world and those things will really set you back in real world

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