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Politics › Re: DSS Arrests Two Female Armor Traffickers With More Than 1000 Rounds Of Ammunitio by UncleKoboko: 9:44am On Sep 28, 2023
cry
Romance › Re: Ladies, Dudes Are Not Falling For This Anymore by UncleKoboko: 10:21pm On Sep 27, 2023
Funny thing is that,
99.99% of times, THEY ARE COMMUNICATING WITH OTHER LOVERS ...

THIS WHY I DETEST OLOSHOS.

I CAN NEVER TAKE ANY GIRL WITH MORE THAN 2 BODYCOUNT SERIOUSLY, NO MATTER WHAT...
Crime › Re: Woman Kills Her Stepson In Ikorodu, Lagos (graphic Video) by UncleKoboko: 7:59pm On Sep 27, 2023
angry
Autos › Re: Can The Iphone 15 Pro Max Price Buy Any Car In Nigeria? - Carmart.ng by UncleKoboko:
Interesting.

If no be our old miserable, evil and corrupt generation, PEOPLE BETWEEN 65-85 YEARS OLD that have destroyed this country, HOW MUCH IS A THOUSAND DOLLARS?
Even just 10 years ago during that SENILĒ old fool's regime - Obāsanjọ,
A thousand dollars was not even up to 100k and as at when the bastarɗ left office, it wasn't up to 120k


Now, the same GENERATION has continued to rule us.

WHEN MOST OF THEM WERE YOUTHS AND FEW WERE MILITARY LEADERS, A DOLLAR WAS NOT EVEN UP TO 50 KOBO!

SHAMELESS FAILED PEOPLE

LATER THEY'LL START BLAMING OUR GENERATION AS BEING CORRUPT.
I HAVE ABSOLUTELY ZERO RESPECT FOR THEM.
Family › Re: Confession Time: Why Did You Marry Your Wife/husband by UncleKoboko: 6:24pm On Sep 27, 2023
Nice2023:
I dated five women before I chose my wife.

I dated a woman from Botswana.

I dated my village girl based in USA.

I dated my wife.

I dated my classmate till we graduated together.

And I dated my kaduna babe.


I married my wife because she was someone I love with my heart,although her love is greater no doubt. Others had money,connection but I chose my wife because she ticked what I wanted in a woman. From my voice,my wife could tell if I am angry or happy...that is who she is.
So that means your bodycount is more than 5.
I'm absolutely sure that you didn't marry your wife as a virgin as well, which is well deserved grin
But I know people like you, you quote me now and say na you disvirgin your wife... Dey play grin
For your mind, you're a player but if you know her true bodycount, make God no let you get heart attack grin grin cheesy
Politics › Re: Ebonyi: PDP/APGA petitions fail as tribunal re-affirms APC's Nwifuru as Gov by UncleKoboko: 6:19pm On Sep 27, 2023
Hahahahahaha
So APC even won in OSU state

Don't believe everything you read on social media cheesy angry grin
Crime › Re: Teenager Allegedly Stabs 17-Year-Old Boy To Death In Adamawa by UncleKoboko: 6:13pm On Sep 27, 2023
cool


He should be stabbed to dt too

Case closed!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Bride & Groom Among 114 Killed In Wedding Party Fire In Nineveh, Iraq by UncleKoboko: 11:27am On Sep 27, 2023
Haaaa
Crime › Re: Woman Kills Her 65-Year-Old Husband With Pestle In Ondo by UncleKoboko: 11:27am On Sep 27, 2023
HRHQueenPhil:
Fit of anger is an opening for the devil to cause mayhem
I pray his soul rest in peace and madam is granted liniency
Same thing I'll say if yamama do yapapa
Hoponu họmọ ofo
Romance › Re: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by UncleKoboko: 7:20am On Sep 27, 2023
Holluwhakemmy:
and the shameless loose SLÚT will finally becomes your wife and mother of your future children.
Wey rey
God forbid I marry someone like you and all the females in your family.
What's your BODYCOUNT?
Are you proud of it?

The only thing that make you girls to shamelessly gather BODYCOUNT is GREED and STUPIDITY!
One time, you people used to be afraid of sex but now, you people even use it to make money...
How do you get so free and comfortable with going nakẹd and allowing a stranger run through you? It baffles me honestly grin
For me, if there is no seal, there can be a real deal and I'm sure you know what that means grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Oshodi-Apapa: You Can’t Evict Us, Truck Drivers, Touts Dare Sanwo-Olu by UncleKoboko: 6:37am On Sep 27, 2023
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by UncleKoboko: 10:37pm On Sep 26, 2023
Dauphine:
From reading your comments, we can already see you’re disadvantage personified 🤮
What's your bodycount?
Are you proud of it?
Will you like your daughters to be like you?
Will you like you sons to marry someone like you?
Politics › Re: Lagos: Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour Heads To Appeal Court by UncleKoboko: 7:43pm On Sep 26, 2023
Lol
Politics › Re: Senate Confirms Yemi Cardoso As CBN Governor by UncleKoboko: 7:39pm On Sep 26, 2023
Before.
I hope he performs better.
They only fair honest CBN governor Nigeria has had after the corrupt regime of OBASANJỌ is Sanusi...
Culture › Re: IRIA - A Virgin Festival In Okrika, Rivers State by UncleKoboko: 7:28pm On Sep 26, 2023
Wãnkers speed thread
Culture › Re: IRIA - A Virgin Festival In Okrika, Rivers State by UncleKoboko: 7:28pm On Sep 26, 2023
The speed at which some wankers will RUSH to this thread ehn cheesy cheesy grin

E go pass Usain Bolt grin

But why everything for 9ja dey get k-legs.
See bloody HYPOCRITES blocking the main points grin
And na 9ja do olosho pass.
If na South Africa now, person go see EVERYTHING
cry cry angry angry angry
Car Talk › Re: Pros And Cons Of Electric Vehicles by UncleKoboko: 4:39pm On Sep 26, 2023
cry
Fashion › Re: Is This Fashion Or Madness? by UncleKoboko: 4:39pm On Sep 26, 2023
chatinent:
Dem say swallow pride, this one pin am for oesophagus.
U blind?
Oesophagus ko, kidneys nee
Romance › Re: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by UncleKoboko:
I fine
I dey serve God
I can say that I'm a fair-good person (because I don't usually dish to others what I won't like to be served)
I get some changed for pocket
I decent and I nor dey sleep around
I nor dey cheat and doesn't tolerate cheating
When you're with me, you have to be completely in and no monkey - branching
Romance › Re: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by UncleKoboko:
MOST IMPORTANT
I don't have a dirty past and can never date someone with a dirty past.
Even if I do ignorantly, it can never be for something serious and the moment I find out some shìts about you, IT'S GOODBYE.

ONE CAN ONLY JUDGE SOMEONE BY WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THEM, SO I JUDGE PEOPLE BY THEIR PAST.

In this world, we are always Judged by our past in everything.

- Your cv is your past...
- Your loan credit is your past... if you don't have a good record, you can't get a loan..
- The law judges you by your past (actions), and there's no ignorance in law.
- Even God will judge us by our past at the end of the day.

So as a man, don't let any mischievous and wayward girl that has lived a dirty lifestyle in the past deceive by saying don't judge me by my past.
NA SCAM AND IT'LL END IN REGRETS BECAUSE, THEY NEVER CHANGE.
Romance › Re: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by UncleKoboko:
For me,
If you're a girl and you've been ran through by different men, I CAN NEVER IN THIS LIFE VALUE OR RATE YOU, ESPECIALLY IF I WANT A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP.
But if it's a short term or catch Cruise and you're okay with it, I might not mind.

MY FIRST TASK THE MOMENT I START FALLING IN LOVE IS TO DIG YOUR PAST AND I CAN SPEND A FORTUNE IN DOING IT...
Like what's there to value, cherish and respect in something that has been used and dumped and passed around by multiple players?

I know some mumus and pained oloshos will quote me and asked, "are you a virgin yourself" ? grin
Well, it's none of your business and I have said what I said.
I can never even pay a full bride price on a girl that's not a virgin.
Bride price is a TRADITIONAL thing and for virgin girls.
I WILL SPEND 100M ON A WEDDING IF THE CASH DEY, BUT U SEE THAT BRIDE PRICE, I WILL NEVER PAY IT IN FULL EVEN IF NA 10K.
The best thing I can do is divide her bride price by her bodycount.
If her bride price is 100k and her bodycount is 10, I will only pay 100k/10 = 10k.
That's what she and her parents deserve for raising a shameless loose SLÚT.
Business › Re: Nkem Chukwumobi: Apams Wife Celebrates Billionaire Funeral Undertaker At 53 by UncleKoboko: 1:20pm On Sep 26, 2023
SUPERPACK:
See as even casket follow dey collect AC. Omo
To die con dey worry or reason you abi? grin

Education › Re: Gunmen Shoot 3 Nasarawa Poly Students, Kidnap One by UncleKoboko: 1:16pm On Sep 26, 2023
cry

Osu pigs killing themselves somewhere...

Fool ani fools killing themselves somewhere else

Even some militants are kidnapping and killing themselves in another place...


ONLY THE DOWN LEFT SEEMS A BIT SAFE ...


NAWA FOR THIS CON 3 O
Celebrities › Re: On Pastor Tunde Bakare Opinion On Mohbad Passing (my Honest Response) by UncleKoboko: 12:45pm On Sep 26, 2023
TemplarLandry:
huhA billionaire is speaking you're saying you have an opinion.
Damn!
You lack manners and common sense.
So being a billionaire makes one superior to every other humans?
Besides, do you know the poster in person?
Do you know how much is in his bank account?
Celebrities › Re: Mohbad: Pastor Bakare Knocks Late Singer’s ‘unpleasant Lifestyle’, Name by UncleKoboko: 10:12am On Sep 26, 2023
Chochovini:
Don‘t mind all the jobless youths that have taken to the streets to protest for some stupid reason over somebody I believe they did not know or even listening to his so called music.
Moh-Bad simply mean: I AM BAD.
That is the kind of person that more than 60% of Naija (yoots) seem to be giong haywire for.

Then suspecting & accusing one Naira Marley like that for his death who might even be innocent, when bad governance that has made life difficult for everybody stare at them in the eyes.
Lazy, stupid and useless youths everywhere.
Ignorance will send you to hell soon.
You people just open your mouth to say rubbish ignorantly. Pastor sef na very stupid person.

Go and know the meaning of MohBad before saying nonsense.
The bad is an acronym for something.
Crime › Re: Police Inspector’s Son Reportedly Stabs Boy To Death In Delta by UncleKoboko: 6:21am On Sep 26, 2023
cheesy
Crime › Re: Customs Intercept N1.6bn Worth Of Drugs, Ieds, Other Contrabands by UncleKoboko: 11:24pm On Sep 25, 2023
DevilSignature:
They are working for ur darling daddy
Ur papa
Crime › Re: Customs Intercept N1.6bn Worth Of Drugs, Ieds, Other Contrabands by UncleKoboko: 7:54pm On Sep 25, 2023
DeveRopers at work...

Doing what they know how to do best.

Crime › Re: Customs Intercept N1.6bn Worth Of Drugs, Ieds, Other Contrabands by UncleKoboko: 7:54pm On Sep 25, 2023
I suspect yibs
Politics › Re: LAWMA Shuts Oyingbo And Alayabiagba Markets, As Warning Signal To Others by UncleKoboko: 7:32pm On Sep 25, 2023
Kennyfancy:
Everybody Just they do as them like, the funny things be say, even the people supporting the present government aren't gaining anything from the government but tribalism is blinding most of us
Or deh
What's the correlation of this to the topic?

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