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CrimeRe: Woman Kills Her 65-Year-Old Husband With Pestle In Ondo by UncleKoboko: 11:27am On Sep 27, 2023
HRHQueenPhil:
Fit of anger is an opening for the devil to cause mayhem
I pray his soul rest in peace and madam is granted liniency
Same thing I'll say if yamama do yapapa
Hoponu họmọ ofo
RomanceRe: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by UncleKoboko: 7:20am On Sep 27, 2023
Holluwhakemmy:
and the shameless loose SLÚT will finally becomes your wife and mother of your future children.
Wey rey
God forbid I marry someone like you and all the females in your family.
What's your BODYCOUNT?
Are you proud of it?

The only thing that make you girls to shamelessly gather BODYCOUNT is GREED and STUPIDITY!
One time, you people used to be afraid of sex but now, you people even use it to make money...
How do you get so free and comfortable with going nakẹd and allowing a stranger run through you? It baffles me honestly grin
For me, if there is no seal, there can be a real deal and I'm sure you know what that means grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Oshodi-Apapa: You Can’t Evict Us, Truck Drivers, Touts Dare Sanwo-Olu by UncleKoboko: 6:37am On Sep 27, 2023
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by UncleKoboko: 10:37pm On Sep 26, 2023
Dauphine:
From reading your comments, we can already see you’re disadvantage personified 🤮
What's your bodycount?
Are you proud of it?
Will you like your daughters to be like you?
Will you like you sons to marry someone like you?
PoliticsRe: Lagos: Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour Heads To Appeal Court by UncleKoboko: 7:43pm On Sep 26, 2023
Lol
PoliticsRe: Senate Confirms Yemi Cardoso As CBN Governor by UncleKoboko: 7:39pm On Sep 26, 2023
Before.
I hope he performs better.
They only fair honest CBN governor Nigeria has had after the corrupt regime of OBASANJỌ is Sanusi...
CultureRe: IRIA - A Virgin Festival In Okrika, Rivers State by UncleKoboko: 7:28pm On Sep 26, 2023
Wãnkers speed thread
CultureRe: IRIA - A Virgin Festival In Okrika, Rivers State by UncleKoboko: 7:28pm On Sep 26, 2023
The speed at which some wankers will RUSH to this thread ehn cheesy cheesy grin

E go pass Usain Bolt grin

But why everything for 9ja dey get k-legs.
See bloody HYPOCRITES blocking the main points grin
And na 9ja do olosho pass.
If na South Africa now, person go see EVERYTHING
cry cry angry angry angry
Car TalkRe: Pros And Cons Of Electric Vehicles by UncleKoboko: 4:39pm On Sep 26, 2023
cry
FashionRe: Is This Fashion Or Madness? by UncleKoboko: 4:39pm On Sep 26, 2023
chatinent:
Dem say swallow pride, this one pin am for oesophagus.
U blind?
Oesophagus ko, kidneys nee
RomanceRe: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by UncleKoboko:
I fine
I dey serve God
I can say that I'm a fair-good person (because I don't usually dish to others what I won't like to be served)
I get some changed for pocket
I decent and I nor dey sleep around
I nor dey cheat and doesn't tolerate cheating
When you're with me, you have to be completely in and no monkey - branching
RomanceRe: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by UncleKoboko:
MOST IMPORTANT
I don't have a dirty past and can never date someone with a dirty past.
Even if I do ignorantly, it can never be for something serious and the moment I find out some shìts about you, IT'S GOODBYE.

ONE CAN ONLY JUDGE SOMEONE BY WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THEM, SO I JUDGE PEOPLE BY THEIR PAST.

In this world, we are always Judged by our past in everything.

- Your cv is your past...
- Your loan credit is your past... if you don't have a good record, you can't get a loan..
- The law judges you by your past (actions), and there's no ignorance in law.
- Even God will judge us by our past at the end of the day.

So as a man, don't let any mischievous and wayward girl that has lived a dirty lifestyle in the past deceive by saying don't judge me by my past.
NA SCAM AND IT'LL END IN REGRETS BECAUSE, THEY NEVER CHANGE.
RomanceRe: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by UncleKoboko:
For me,
If you're a girl and you've been ran through by different men, I CAN NEVER IN THIS LIFE VALUE OR RATE YOU, ESPECIALLY IF I WANT A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP.
But if it's a short term or catch Cruise and you're okay with it, I might not mind.

MY FIRST TASK THE MOMENT I START FALLING IN LOVE IS TO DIG YOUR PAST AND I CAN SPEND A FORTUNE IN DOING IT...
Like what's there to value, cherish and respect in something that has been used and dumped and passed around by multiple players?

I know some mumus and pained oloshos will quote me and asked, "are you a virgin yourself" ? grin
Well, it's none of your business and I have said what I said.
I can never even pay a full bride price on a girl that's not a virgin.
Bride price is a TRADITIONAL thing and for virgin girls.
I WILL SPEND 100M ON A WEDDING IF THE CASH DEY, BUT U SEE THAT BRIDE PRICE, I WILL NEVER PAY IT IN FULL EVEN IF NA 10K.
The best thing I can do is divide her bride price by her bodycount.
If her bride price is 100k and her bodycount is 10, I will only pay 100k/10 = 10k.
That's what she and her parents deserve for raising a shameless loose SLÚT.
BusinessRe: Nkem Chukwumobi: Apams Wife Celebrates Billionaire Funeral Undertaker At 53 by UncleKoboko: 1:20pm On Sep 26, 2023
SUPERPACK:
See as even casket follow dey collect AC. Omo
To die con dey worry or reason you abi? grin

EducationRe: Gunmen Shoot 3 Nasarawa Poly Students, Kidnap One by UncleKoboko: 1:16pm On Sep 26, 2023
cry

Osu pigs killing themselves somewhere...

Fool ani fools killing themselves somewhere else

Even some militants are kidnapping and killing themselves in another place...


ONLY THE DOWN LEFT SEEMS A BIT SAFE ...


NAWA FOR THIS CON 3 O
CelebritiesRe: On Pastor Tunde Bakare Opinion On Mohbad Passing (my Honest Response) by UncleKoboko: 12:45pm On Sep 26, 2023
TemplarLandry:
huhA billionaire is speaking you're saying you have an opinion.
Damn!
You lack manners and common sense.
So being a billionaire makes one superior to every other humans?
Besides, do you know the poster in person?
Do you know how much is in his bank account?
CelebritiesRe: Mohbad: Pastor Bakare Knocks Late Singer’s ‘unpleasant Lifestyle’, Name by UncleKoboko: 10:12am On Sep 26, 2023
Chochovini:
Don‘t mind all the jobless youths that have taken to the streets to protest for some stupid reason over somebody I believe they did not know or even listening to his so called music.
Moh-Bad simply mean: I AM BAD.
That is the kind of person that more than 60% of Naija (yoots) seem to be giong haywire for.

Then suspecting & accusing one Naira Marley like that for his death who might even be innocent, when bad governance that has made life difficult for everybody stare at them in the eyes.
Lazy, stupid and useless youths everywhere.
Ignorance will send you to hell soon.
You people just open your mouth to say rubbish ignorantly. Pastor sef na very stupid person.

Go and know the meaning of MohBad before saying nonsense.
The bad is an acronym for something.
CrimeRe: Police Inspector’s Son Reportedly Stabs Boy To Death In Delta by UncleKoboko: 6:21am On Sep 26, 2023
cheesy
CrimeRe: Customs Intercept N1.6bn Worth Of Drugs, Ieds, Other Contrabands by UncleKoboko: 11:24pm On Sep 25, 2023
DevilSignature:
They are working for ur darling daddy
Ur papa
CrimeRe: Customs Intercept N1.6bn Worth Of Drugs, Ieds, Other Contrabands by UncleKoboko: 7:54pm On Sep 25, 2023
DeveRopers at work...

Doing what they know how to do best.

CrimeRe: Customs Intercept N1.6bn Worth Of Drugs, Ieds, Other Contrabands by UncleKoboko: 7:54pm On Sep 25, 2023
I suspect yibs
PoliticsRe: LAWMA Shuts Oyingbo And Alayabiagba Markets, As Warning Signal To Others by UncleKoboko: 7:32pm On Sep 25, 2023
Kennyfancy:
Everybody Just they do as them like, the funny things be say, even the people supporting the present government aren't gaining anything from the government but tribalism is blinding most of us
Or deh
What's the correlation of this to the topic?
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's A Little Thing That Actually Tells You A Lot About Someone? by UncleKoboko: 7:29pm On Sep 25, 2023
Samantha124:
For me it's the body language... I can read a person based on his or her body language.
For me, it's their bodycount (females)
Girls with more than 2 BODYCOUNT are valueless evil SLÚTS.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's A Little Thing That Actually Tells You A Lot About Someone? by UncleKoboko: 7:28pm On Sep 25, 2023
THEIR BODYCOUNT (FEMALES)

THEIR PAST

THE WAY THEY RELATE WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE AROUND THEM...
PoliticsRe: Palliative: Officials Distribute 3 Cups Of Rice With ₦1,000 In Kogi (Video) by UncleKoboko: 7:21pm On Sep 25, 2023
Suffer head BASTARƊS
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Lists Women Who Are Most Likely To Cheat. by UncleKoboko: 3:54pm On Sep 25, 2023
grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Lists Women Who Are Most Likely To Cheat. by UncleKoboko:
ANY GIRL WHO HAS MORE THAN 2 BODYCOUNT BEFORE MARRIAGE WILL MOST LIKELY CHEAT.

A girl with more than 2 BODYCOUNT has most likely:

- Used different types of contraceptives

- Used abortion pills

- Have done abortion(s)

- Some will have dated married men

Etc

My advice to men is to stop foolìng around with all these WHÓRES.
What you won't like someone to do unto your sister or daughter, don't do it unto another person's daughter or sister.

Avoid whores
Go for virgins when selecting a partner for marriage.

A non-virgin girl has no value. Even if you decide to manage her, DO YOUR FINDINGS AND MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T HAVE MORE THAN 2 BODYCOUNT
Make sure you don't pay a bride price on her, or at least the required amount.

THE BEST THING YOU SHOULD DO IS TO DIVIDE HER BODYCOUNT BY THE NUMBER OF MEN SHE HAS SLEPT IT, AND THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD PAY.
After wedding, if she ever communicated with any of her ex fuckeɍ, dump her immediately, no matter what they're talking about.

MORE IMPORTANTLY,
A SLÚT WILL ALWAYS BE A SLÚT.
WOMEN HAVE PATTERN BEHAVIOURS, IF SHE HAS CHEATED BEFORE - ON YOU OR SOMEONE ELSE, SHE'LL MOST LIKELY CHEAT AGAIN.

They never stop cheating, you can only condition them to stop - marriage - child birth... But if things changes and they she a chance to do it, THEY WILL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN.
PoliticsRe: Ooni Of Ife: Things Are Very Hard. We Should Pray For God To Help Tinubu by UncleKoboko: 12:44pm On Sep 25, 2023
Nigeria doesn't need prayers

ALL THESE OLD AND MISCHIEVOUS PEOPLE SHOULD STOP DECEIVING US WITH THAT NONSENSE STATEMENT.

Nigeria only need people and it's government to be GOD-FEARING and honest

DON'T DO TO OTHERS WHAT YOU WON'T LIKE ANYONE TO DO UNTO YOU.
HealthRe: Bat-Borne 'Nipah' Virus Causes Lockdown In Parts Of India (Video) by UncleKoboko: 12:31pm On Sep 25, 2023
INDIAN STREET FOOD.


MUMU DIRTY PEOPLE
CrimeRe: Why I Refused N20m Bribe – Jos Kidney Harvest Victim’s Husband by UncleKoboko: 8:42am On Sep 25, 2023
That doctor needs to be donated to any teaching hospital anatomy for live dissection.
CelebritiesRe: Market Women In Ghana Paid Their Last Respects And Tributes To Mohbad(pics) by UncleKoboko: 7:36pm On Sep 24, 2023
Yobabad:
Yet members of YMM (Yoruba Muslims miscreants) don't want him to get justice
Or deh
You mean member of frustrated osu pigs grin grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: Venita Evicted From The Big Brother All Stars House by UncleKoboko: 7:30pm On Sep 24, 2023
Okay
Another Olosho out

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