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Nairaland General › Re: What's A Little Thing That Actually Tells You A Lot About Someone? by UncleKoboko: 7:29pm On Sep 25, 2023
Samantha124:
For me it's the body language... I can read a person based on his or her body language.
For me, it's their bodycount (females)
Girls with more than 2 BODYCOUNT are valueless evil SLÚTS.
Nairaland General › Re: What's A Little Thing That Actually Tells You A Lot About Someone? by UncleKoboko: 7:28pm On Sep 25, 2023
THEIR BODYCOUNT (FEMALES)

THEIR PAST

THE WAY THEY RELATE WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE AROUND THEM...
Politics › Re: Palliative: Officials Distribute 3 Cups Of Rice With ₦1,000 In Kogi (Video) by UncleKoboko: 7:21pm On Sep 25, 2023
Suffer head BASTARƊS
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Lists Women Who Are Most Likely To Cheat. by UncleKoboko: 3:54pm On Sep 25, 2023
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Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Lists Women Who Are Most Likely To Cheat. by UncleKoboko:
ANY GIRL WHO HAS MORE THAN 2 BODYCOUNT BEFORE MARRIAGE WILL MOST LIKELY CHEAT.

A girl with more than 2 BODYCOUNT has most likely:

- Used different types of contraceptives

- Used abortion pills

- Have done abortion(s)

- Some will have dated married men

Etc

My advice to men is to stop foolìng around with all these WHÓRES.
What you won't like someone to do unto your sister or daughter, don't do it unto another person's daughter or sister.

Avoid whores
Go for virgins when selecting a partner for marriage.

A non-virgin girl has no value. Even if you decide to manage her, DO YOUR FINDINGS AND MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T HAVE MORE THAN 2 BODYCOUNT
Make sure you don't pay a bride price on her, or at least the required amount.

THE BEST THING YOU SHOULD DO IS TO DIVIDE HER BODYCOUNT BY THE NUMBER OF MEN SHE HAS SLEPT IT, AND THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD PAY.
After wedding, if she ever communicated with any of her ex fuckeɍ, dump her immediately, no matter what they're talking about.

MORE IMPORTANTLY,
A SLÚT WILL ALWAYS BE A SLÚT.
WOMEN HAVE PATTERN BEHAVIOURS, IF SHE HAS CHEATED BEFORE - ON YOU OR SOMEONE ELSE, SHE'LL MOST LIKELY CHEAT AGAIN.

They never stop cheating, you can only condition them to stop - marriage - child birth... But if things changes and they she a chance to do it, THEY WILL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN.
Politics › Re: Ooni Of Ife: Things Are Very Hard. We Should Pray For God To Help Tinubu by UncleKoboko: 12:44pm On Sep 25, 2023
Nigeria doesn't need prayers

ALL THESE OLD AND MISCHIEVOUS PEOPLE SHOULD STOP DECEIVING US WITH THAT NONSENSE STATEMENT.

Nigeria only need people and it's government to be GOD-FEARING and honest

DON'T DO TO OTHERS WHAT YOU WON'T LIKE ANYONE TO DO UNTO YOU.
Health › Re: Bat-Borne 'Nipah' Virus Causes Lockdown In Parts Of India (Video) by UncleKoboko: 12:31pm On Sep 25, 2023
INDIAN STREET FOOD.


MUMU DIRTY PEOPLE
Crime › Re: Why I Refused N20m Bribe – Jos Kidney Harvest Victim’s Husband by UncleKoboko: 8:42am On Sep 25, 2023
That doctor needs to be donated to any teaching hospital anatomy for live dissection.
Celebrities › Re: Market Women In Ghana Paid Their Last Respects And Tributes To Mohbad(pics) by UncleKoboko: 7:36pm On Sep 24, 2023
Yobabad:
Yet members of YMM (Yoruba Muslims miscreants) don't want him to get justice
Or deh
You mean member of frustrated osu pigs grin grin grin
TV/Movies › Re: Venita Evicted From The Big Brother All Stars House by UncleKoboko: 7:30pm On Sep 24, 2023
Okay
Another Olosho out
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Don’t Jw Fathers Sit For Their Daughter Who Gets Married To Non Witness? by UncleKoboko: 4:13pm On Sep 24, 2023
SEE THE FOOLS TELLING PEOPLE TO ACCEPT CHRIST CAN'T EVEN AGREE AMONGST THEMSELVES grin

See how they're cursing eachother grin grin grin


Bloody fooIs and hypocrites grin

cheesy
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Romance › Re: Truth You Learnt As An Adult by UncleKoboko: 3:56pm On Sep 24, 2023
Rapture4real:
You have really suffered from women. Give your life to Jesus Christ today for a new life. Don't use one experience to generalise others. Remain blessed
Or deh
We know your type... cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Don’t Jw Fathers Sit For Their Daughter Who Gets Married To Non Witness? by UncleKoboko: 11:30am On Sep 24, 2023
Allthelight:
Most don't even know alot about their doctrines. Some say they don't others say they don't encourage it but it is not compulsory.

However Who they choose to marry is there business i know few deeper life members who don't marry outside their churches, so you can see alot of churches does this.

The problem i have with them is they don't believe in christ.
Your last statement is very senseless.
Are you sure that you're a Christian?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Gift I Received That Changed My Life Forever by UncleKoboko: 11:23am On Sep 24, 2023
Mtcheeewu

RUBBISH
Romance › Re: Truth You Learnt As An Adult by UncleKoboko:
1, A SLÚT, wayward girl, whóre or olosho will forever be OLOSHŌ.
They never change.
What usually seem to change them is conditioning (marriage, having a child etc)
Most times when circumstances change again, they will go back to their old ways.


2, Never trust anything that comes out ot a NON-VIRGIN girl's mouth, as regards her sexual history and past. They lie 99.99% of times.

3, Women have pattern behaviours.
If she's cheated in the past, she will always cheat again.
A girl that you snatched from someone or that left someone for you, CAN ALWAYS LEAVE YOU FOR SOMEONE or will still leave you for someone else.
She can never be a loyal or committed partner.

4, If you didn't marry her as a virgin
PLEASE DO DNA TEST ON YOUR CHILDREN.
Even if you married her as one, and you notice or suspect misbehaviour or waywardness, PLEASE STILL DO DNA TEST. DNA TEST IS NO LONGER AS EXPENSIVE AS IT USED TO BE.

5, A woman with good morals, decent and modest and with average looks is far more VALUABLE AND A GOOD ASSET THAN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD FOR A PARTNER.

6, IF YOU WON'T LIKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO BE LIKE HER, SHE IS NOT A GOOD PERSON TO BE THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN.

7, People's past matters a lot and we should always Judge people by their past.
The law judge people by their past (actions)
Your cv is your past to get jobs
Banks will judge you by your past before giving you the next loan...
Even God will judge us by our past at the end of life.
But for you here on earth, one cunny and mischievous girl will tell you not to judge her by her past after living a useless and wayward life and you'll think she has a point grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: What Has The Incessant Leaks Of Sex And Nude Videos Taught Us? by UncleKoboko: 10:47am On Sep 24, 2023
Most girls you date and marry in Nigeria have their nudes in some boys phones.


NUDES THEY WILLINGLY MADE THEMSELVES AND SENT TO THEM

AND / OR


NUDES AND SEX VIDEOS THEY MADE WITH THEM.



This why it's BEST to avoid OLOSHŌS (any girl with more than 2 BODYCOUNT)

Best is to stick with girls with decency and good morals and raised by responsible parents.

A girl who has started having exes and multiple bodycount is never is decent girl and such girl does not have good MORALS.

IT'S VERY ENOUGH TO TERMINATE A RELATIONSHIP OR MARRIAGE IF HER NUDES IS EVER LEAKED BY ANY OF HER PAST FUCKEɌS.
It doesn't matter who you are now.
If you're stupid to have lived a wayward life in the past, you deserve to face repercussions.

WE SHOULD ALWAYS JUDGE PEOPLE BY THEIR PAST.
EVEN GOD WILL JUDGE US BY OUR PAST IN THE END.
Politics › Re: Yoruba Apex Group Strips Obasanjo Of All Chieftaincy Titles by UncleKoboko: 10:33am On Sep 24, 2023
2elliot:
If not for the Whitman, there would have been nothing like united Yoruba culture. There was no ethic group as you yorubas indulging in inter tribal wars like you guys. The Whitman, and indeed one Nigeria, are the only things that united you people. So, stop with that bullshit patriotism to your culture.
I can smell an OSU from there comments...
Please tell me how United your tribe is.
Yẹyẹ
Politics › Re: Yoruba Apex Group Strips Obasanjo Of All Chieftaincy Titles by UncleKoboko: 10:21pm On Sep 23, 2023
HardBishop:
Imagine a General and a former head of state, you yorubas have that audacity stripped his tittles. Nonsense

I guess most of the so called obas were playing kekere dance in their nursery daycare when this GENERAL OBASANJO went to biafran war, even became a president them when OBAS were they're in primary school. I don't think yorubas get respect.
You lack wisdom and common sense.
You think yoruba obas are like your irrelevant igwes or ọba of benin or emirs or sultans?
Travel › Re: Onitsha-Owerri Federal Highway Bows To The Force Of Erosion (Photos, Video) by UncleKoboko: 10:10pm On Sep 23, 2023
Why can't they call ipob terrorists to fix it?
Celebrities › Re: Keke And Bus Drivers Force To Remove Naira Marley’s Stickers On Their Vehicles by UncleKoboko: 9:30pm On Sep 23, 2023
N3TRAL:
There are many reasons the black race is the laughing stock of the world.

The level of attention given to irrelevant things like the late artiste is one of them.
Keep fooling yourself forming nonsense woke and rubbish.
You have low self-esteem, and that's why you ass lick other race and you think they're superior to you.
It's you, your family members and people around you that's the laughing stock of the world.
The USELESS kim k, zee world, Telemundo and other nonsense you people give attention to, is it the so-called black race that's pushing them out in the media?
Health › Re: Lifeless Body Of A New Baby Found Abandoned In Edo State ( Graphic Photos) by UncleKoboko: 12:26pm On Sep 23, 2023
Tracka:
bitches and irresponsible men have done it again....

meanwhile see more here>>>https://trendygists.com/2023/09/22/lifeless-body-of-a-new-baby-found-abandoned-in-edo-state-photos/
Wetin consign irresponsible men or sense dey pain you?

You wey spread legs for IRRESPONSIBLE men nkọ?

On top of that, without protections or pills later.

You kept it for a whole 9 months and later did this...

WHO IS THE REAL IRRESPONSIBLE ƁASTARD HERE?
Health › Re: Lifeless Body Of A New Baby Found Abandoned In Edo State ( Graphic Photos) by UncleKoboko: 12:20pm On Sep 23, 2023
THE MOST WICKED LIVING THING IS THIS WORLD IS AMONG THAT GENDER.
VERY EVIL ƁASTARDS...


You not ready to be pregnant

You're not ready to be a mother

You are not ready to be responsible...

YET, YOU WON'T STOP SPREADING YOUR LEGS CARELESSLY.

MOST WILL EVEN BE SPREADING IT FOR MULTIPLE MEN AT THE SAME TIME.

YOU DO MR. AA IN THE MORNING, YOU'LL GO AND DO MR. BB AT NIGHT. NEXT WEEK, YOU'LL STILL GO AND DO MR. C...

SOME TIMES, WITHOUT PROTECTIONS



The person that did this doesn't deserve forgiveness on this earth and in heaven.
Politics › Re: Why The Kano Tribunal Verdict Can’t Stand - Farooq Kperogi by UncleKoboko: 10:42am On Sep 23, 2023
Yobabad:
But some members of YMM (Yoruba Muslims miscreants) have been rejoicing
Abio
Even some frustrated osu pìgs were rejoicing and bleating, like they're high on umu upri abi npkiri nmiri abi wetin dem dey call am grin cheesy cheesy grin
Politics › Re: Why The Kano Tribunal Verdict Can’t Stand - Farooq Kperogi by UncleKoboko: 10:38am On Sep 23, 2023
cheesy
Autos › Re: Direct Foreign Used 2008 Toyota Camry For Sale by UncleKoboko: 10:38am On Sep 23, 2023
Nigeria is finished.
More than 10 years old old used car for almost 5m, money wey supposed fit buy BRAND NEW

A SINGLE DOLLAR IS ABOUT 1K NAIRA NOW. THE OLD GENERATION HAS DESTROYED EVERYTHING.
PEOPLE OF OBASANJO'S AGE.
THEY ARE THE EVIL, USELESS AND WASTED GENERATION.
WHEN THE WERE YOUTHS, ONE DOLLAR USED TO BE 50 KOBO.
Crime › Re: Money Ritual: Police Nab Five In Possession Of Human Skull In Niger by UncleKoboko: 7:56am On Sep 23, 2023
A law should be enacted by national assembly for anyone caught doing human money rituals to be KILLED IMMEDIATELY.

WE DON'T WANT LIFE SENTENCING
WE DON'T WANT LONG JAIL TERM

WHAT WE WANT IS IMMEDIATE KILLING.
Education › Re: What's Holding You Back From Passing Your ICAN Exams? by UncleKoboko: 7:51am On Sep 23, 2023
Many of you this tutorial people are also the cause of their failure.
Instead of doing tutorials, na TOTOrials una dey do...



For many girls, it's because they usually go to those ican tutorial centres to do HOOKUPS, that's why they keep failing.

You can not go for classes and not concentrate and expect that you'll pass at the end of the day.
Many of these OLOSHOS will date their, lecturers, date fellow classmates and still be dating someone outside at the same time. They'll still be jumping from one tutorial centre to another, repeating the same thing and expect themselves to pass grin
MUMUS
They'll continue to fail FOREVER UNTIL THEY GIVE UP.
Family › Re: After Dna The Child Is Not His. by UncleKoboko: 10:50pm On Sep 22, 2023
UncleKoboko:
DNA TEST SHOULD BE A MUST IN THIS COUNTRY. I WANT NATIONAL ASSEMBLY TO PASS THE LAW ASAP.

One can no longer trust all these generational coded SLÚTS and OLOSHŌS.

They said 1 out of every 4 DNA TEST in Nigeria is usually negative...

You can't marry a girl that's:

Not a virgin

You don't know her sexual history

You don't know her true bodycount

You don't know if she's done abortions etc and still be trusting her!
ARE SOME MEN CHRONICALLY AND GENETICALLY DAFT?


As long as a girl is not a virgin, NEVER EVER TRUST HER OR ANYTHING SHE SAYS ABOUT ARE SEXUALITY. IT'S USUALLY 99.9% LIES.

The earlier men wise up, the better.

The thing we need to start doing to make all these lose hōes accountable for their promiscuity is to START BEING TRADITIONAL.

A girl that's not a virgin does not deserve bride price! What are you paying bride price for?
Her father raised a hõe and does not deserve any respect as bride price.
At worst, FIND OUT HER TRUST BODYCOUNT ) VERY DIFFICULT), and divide her bride price by the number of her bodycount.
If her bride price is 100k and her bodycount is 10, WHAT SHE DESERVE AS BRIDE PRICE IS 100K/10 = 10K.

2, If you didn't marry her as a virgin, YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE REST OF MIND UNTIL YOU DO DNA TEST ON ALL THE CHILDREN SHE MAKES FOR YOU.
Even if you marry her as a virgin and you suspect or see signs that she might be misbehaving, PLEASE DO DNA TEST!
DNA TEST IS NOT AS EXPENSIVE AS IT USED TO BE BEFORE, WITH BELOW 200K, IT CAN BE DONE AND YOU'LL HAVE REST OF MIND FOR LIFE.

A man who comes to this difficult and struggling world to raise another man's child because he was deceived is a complete failure and disaster to existence.

3, Cheating has never and can never be a mistake. Cheating is also different for both genders. When it becomes normal and legal for woman to have multiple surnames, then you can start forgiving them when they cheat.
One of the worst thing a man can do on this earth is to forgive a cheating wife. It's a suicidal and no man should do it. The moment she cheats, everything you ever have with her should completely end, even if you have children with her. You can take your children and take care of them or get another wife... BUT NEVER TAKE HER BACK.


A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE....
Family › Re: After Dna The Child Is Not His. by UncleKoboko: 10:27pm On Sep 22, 2023
Jennyclay:
Nobody is above mistake.

Biko, just forgive and leave everything and move on. Can’t you see how catastrophic the economy ishuh How do you expect a nursing mother to pay you back when she also has a baby to cater forhuh

Learn to forgive!!

May God help us.
Ho low ree buu ruu kuu

You'll meet your match definitely...
A lie and a cheat does not deserve love and forgiveness.
I WILL NEVER ON THIS EARTH FORGIVE SUCH ƁASTARD.
SHE MIGHT EVEN PAY WITH HER LIFE, TRUST ME...
Family › Re: After Dna The Child Is Not His. by UncleKoboko:
DNA TEST SHOULD BE A MUST IN THIS COUNTRY. I WANT NATIONAL ASSEMBLY TO PASS THE LAW ASAP.

One can no longer trust all these generational coded SLÚTS and OLOSHŌS.

They said 1 out of every 4 DNA TEST in Nigeria is usually negative...

You can't marry a girl that's:

Not a virgin

You don't know her sexual history

You don't know her true bodycount

You don't know if she's done abortions etc and still be trusting her!
ARE SOME MEN CHRONICALLY AND GENETICALLY DAFT?


As long as a girl is not a virgin, NEVER EVER TRUST HER OR ANYTHING SHE SAYS ABOUT ARE SEXUALITY. IT'S USUALLY 99.9% LIES.

The earlier men wise up, the better.

One thing we can start doing to make all these loose hōes accountable for their promiscuity, is to START BEING TRADITIONAL. Don't give them a hint during dating that you'll do. Even if you'll 50m on the wedding, make sure you don't pay that bride price or don't pay what's required. E go pain dem for life.

A girl that's not a virgin does not deserve bride price! What are you paying bride price for?
Her father raised a hõe and does not deserve any respect as bride price.
At worst, FIND OUT HER TRUE BODYCOUNT (VERY DIFFICULT), and divide her bride price by the number of her bodycount.
If her bride price is 100k and her bodycount is 10, WHAT SHE DESERVE AS BRIDE PRICE IS 100K/10 = 10K.

2, If you didn't marry her as a virgin, YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE REST OF MIND UNTIL YOU DO DNA TEST ON ALL THE CHILDREN SHE MAKES FOR YOU.
Even if you marry her as a virgin and you suspect or see signs that she might be misbehaving, PLEASE DO DNA TEST!
DNA TEST IS NOT AS EXPENSIVE AS IT USED TO BE BEFORE, WITH BELOW 200K, IT CAN BE DONE AND YOU'LL HAVE REST OF MIND FOR LIFE.

A man who comes to this difficult and struggling world to raise another man's child because he was deceived is a complete failure and disaster to existence.

3, Cheating has never and can never be a mistake. Cheating is also different for both genders. When it becomes normal and legal for woman to have multiple surnames, then you can start forgiving them when they cheat.
One of the worst thing a man can do on this earth is to forgive a cheating wife. It's a suicidal and no man should do it. The moment she cheats, everything you ever have with her should completely end, even if you have children with her. You can take your children and take care of them or get another wife... BUT NEVER TAKE HER BACK.


A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE....
Crime › Re: Missing Intestine: Doctor Who Operated On Boy Not A Surgeon – Lagos Assembly by UncleKoboko: 10:07pm On Sep 22, 2023
You can no longer trust anyone in this shìt hole...

I have a lot of nasty and evil things about Nigerian medical practitioners, some are far more corrupt than our worst politicians, ESPECIALLY THE CMDs...

Some are also into serious organ harvesting business... A recent story is the plateau State doctor that has removed a lot of patient's kidney...

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