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Christianity EtcRe: Why Don’t Jw Fathers Sit For Their Daughter Who Gets Married To Non Witness? by UncleKoboko: 4:13pm On Sep 24, 2023
SEE THE FOOLS TELLING PEOPLE TO ACCEPT CHRIST CAN'T EVEN AGREE AMONGST THEMSELVES grin

See how they're cursing eachother grin grin grin


Bloody fooIs and hypocrites grin

cheesy
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RomanceRe: Truth You Learnt As An Adult by UncleKoboko: 3:56pm On Sep 24, 2023
Rapture4real:
You have really suffered from women. Give your life to Jesus Christ today for a new life. Don't use one experience to generalise others. Remain blessed
Or deh
We know your type... cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Why Don’t Jw Fathers Sit For Their Daughter Who Gets Married To Non Witness? by UncleKoboko: 11:30am On Sep 24, 2023
Allthelight:
Most don't even know alot about their doctrines. Some say they don't others say they don't encourage it but it is not compulsory.

However Who they choose to marry is there business i know few deeper life members who don't marry outside their churches, so you can see alot of churches does this.

The problem i have with them is they don't believe in christ.
Your last statement is very senseless.
Are you sure that you're a Christian?
Christianity EtcRe: The Gift I Received That Changed My Life Forever by UncleKoboko: 11:23am On Sep 24, 2023
Mtcheeewu

RUBBISH
RomanceRe: Truth You Learnt As An Adult by UncleKoboko:
1, A SLÚT, wayward girl, whóre or olosho will forever be OLOSHŌ.
They never change.
What usually seem to change them is conditioning (marriage, having a child etc)
Most times when circumstances change again, they will go back to their old ways.


2, Never trust anything that comes out ot a NON-VIRGIN girl's mouth, as regards her sexual history and past. They lie 99.99% of times.

3, Women have pattern behaviours.
If she's cheated in the past, she will always cheat again.
A girl that you snatched from someone or that left someone for you, CAN ALWAYS LEAVE YOU FOR SOMEONE or will still leave you for someone else.
She can never be a loyal or committed partner.

4, If you didn't marry her as a virgin
PLEASE DO DNA TEST ON YOUR CHILDREN.
Even if you married her as one, and you notice or suspect misbehaviour or waywardness, PLEASE STILL DO DNA TEST. DNA TEST IS NO LONGER AS EXPENSIVE AS IT USED TO BE.

5, A woman with good morals, decent and modest and with average looks is far more VALUABLE AND A GOOD ASSET THAN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD FOR A PARTNER.

6, IF YOU WON'T LIKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO BE LIKE HER, SHE IS NOT A GOOD PERSON TO BE THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN.

7, People's past matters a lot and we should always Judge people by their past.
The law judge people by their past (actions)
Your cv is your past to get jobs
Banks will judge you by your past before giving you the next loan...
Even God will judge us by our past at the end of life.
But for you here on earth, one cunny and mischievous girl will tell you not to judge her by her past after living a useless and wayward life and you'll think she has a point grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: What Has The Incessant Leaks Of Sex And Nude Videos Taught Us? by UncleKoboko: 10:47am On Sep 24, 2023
Most girls you date and marry in Nigeria have their nudes in some boys phones.


NUDES THEY WILLINGLY MADE THEMSELVES AND SENT TO THEM

AND / OR


NUDES AND SEX VIDEOS THEY MADE WITH THEM.



This why it's BEST to avoid OLOSHŌS (any girl with more than 2 BODYCOUNT)

Best is to stick with girls with decency and good morals and raised by responsible parents.

A girl who has started having exes and multiple bodycount is never is decent girl and such girl does not have good MORALS.

IT'S VERY ENOUGH TO TERMINATE A RELATIONSHIP OR MARRIAGE IF HER NUDES IS EVER LEAKED BY ANY OF HER PAST FUCKEɌS.
It doesn't matter who you are now.
If you're stupid to have lived a wayward life in the past, you deserve to face repercussions.

WE SHOULD ALWAYS JUDGE PEOPLE BY THEIR PAST.
EVEN GOD WILL JUDGE US BY OUR PAST IN THE END.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Apex Group Strips Obasanjo Of All Chieftaincy Titles by UncleKoboko: 10:33am On Sep 24, 2023
2elliot:
If not for the Whitman, there would have been nothing like united Yoruba culture. There was no ethic group as you yorubas indulging in inter tribal wars like you guys. The Whitman, and indeed one Nigeria, are the only things that united you people. So, stop with that bullshit patriotism to your culture.
I can smell an OSU from there comments...
Please tell me how United your tribe is.
Yẹyẹ
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Apex Group Strips Obasanjo Of All Chieftaincy Titles by UncleKoboko: 10:21pm On Sep 23, 2023
HardBishop:
Imagine a General and a former head of state, you yorubas have that audacity stripped his tittles. Nonsense

I guess most of the so called obas were playing kekere dance in their nursery daycare when this GENERAL OBASANJO went to biafran war, even became a president them when OBAS were they're in primary school. I don't think yorubas get respect.
You lack wisdom and common sense.
You think yoruba obas are like your irrelevant igwes or ọba of benin or emirs or sultans?
TravelRe: Onitsha-Owerri Federal Highway Bows To The Force Of Erosion (Photos, Video) by UncleKoboko: 10:10pm On Sep 23, 2023
Why can't they call ipob terrorists to fix it?
CelebritiesRe: Keke And Bus Drivers Force To Remove Naira Marley’s Stickers On Their Vehicles by UncleKoboko: 9:30pm On Sep 23, 2023
N3TRAL:
There are many reasons the black race is the laughing stock of the world.

The level of attention given to irrelevant things like the late artiste is one of them.
Keep fooling yourself forming nonsense woke and rubbish.
You have low self-esteem, and that's why you ass lick other race and you think they're superior to you.
It's you, your family members and people around you that's the laughing stock of the world.
The USELESS kim k, zee world, Telemundo and other nonsense you people give attention to, is it the so-called black race that's pushing them out in the media?
HealthRe: Lifeless Body Of A New Baby Found Abandoned In Edo State ( Graphic Photos) by UncleKoboko: 12:26pm On Sep 23, 2023
Tracka:
bitches and irresponsible men have done it again....

meanwhile see more here>>>https://trendygists.com/2023/09/22/lifeless-body-of-a-new-baby-found-abandoned-in-edo-state-photos/
Wetin consign irresponsible men or sense dey pain you?

You wey spread legs for IRRESPONSIBLE men nkọ?

On top of that, without protections or pills later.

You kept it for a whole 9 months and later did this...

WHO IS THE REAL IRRESPONSIBLE ƁASTARD HERE?
HealthRe: Lifeless Body Of A New Baby Found Abandoned In Edo State ( Graphic Photos) by UncleKoboko: 12:20pm On Sep 23, 2023
THE MOST WICKED LIVING THING IS THIS WORLD IS AMONG THAT GENDER.
VERY EVIL ƁASTARDS...


You not ready to be pregnant

You're not ready to be a mother

You are not ready to be responsible...

YET, YOU WON'T STOP SPREADING YOUR LEGS CARELESSLY.

MOST WILL EVEN BE SPREADING IT FOR MULTIPLE MEN AT THE SAME TIME.

YOU DO MR. AA IN THE MORNING, YOU'LL GO AND DO MR. BB AT NIGHT. NEXT WEEK, YOU'LL STILL GO AND DO MR. C...

SOME TIMES, WITHOUT PROTECTIONS



The person that did this doesn't deserve forgiveness on this earth and in heaven.
PoliticsRe: Why The Kano Tribunal Verdict Can’t Stand - Farooq Kperogi by UncleKoboko: 10:42am On Sep 23, 2023
Yobabad:
But some members of YMM (Yoruba Muslims miscreants) have been rejoicing
Abio
Even some frustrated osu pìgs were rejoicing and bleating, like they're high on umu upri abi npkiri nmiri abi wetin dem dey call am grin cheesy cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Why The Kano Tribunal Verdict Can’t Stand - Farooq Kperogi by UncleKoboko: 10:38am On Sep 23, 2023
cheesy
AutosRe: Direct Foreign Used 2008 Toyota Camry For Sale by UncleKoboko: 10:38am On Sep 23, 2023
Nigeria is finished.
More than 10 years old old used car for almost 5m, money wey supposed fit buy BRAND NEW

A SINGLE DOLLAR IS ABOUT 1K NAIRA NOW. THE OLD GENERATION HAS DESTROYED EVERYTHING.
PEOPLE OF OBASANJO'S AGE.
THEY ARE THE EVIL, USELESS AND WASTED GENERATION.
WHEN THE WERE YOUTHS, ONE DOLLAR USED TO BE 50 KOBO.
CrimeRe: Money Ritual: Police Nab Five In Possession Of Human Skull In Niger by UncleKoboko: 7:56am On Sep 23, 2023
A law should be enacted by national assembly for anyone caught doing human money rituals to be KILLED IMMEDIATELY.

WE DON'T WANT LIFE SENTENCING
WE DON'T WANT LONG JAIL TERM

WHAT WE WANT IS IMMEDIATE KILLING.
EducationRe: What's Holding You Back From Passing Your ICAN Exams? by UncleKoboko: 7:51am On Sep 23, 2023
Many of you this tutorial people are also the cause of their failure.
Instead of doing tutorials, na TOTOrials una dey do...



For many girls, it's because they usually go to those ican tutorial centres to do HOOKUPS, that's why they keep failing.

You can not go for classes and not concentrate and expect that you'll pass at the end of the day.
Many of these OLOSHOS will date their, lecturers, date fellow classmates and still be dating someone outside at the same time. They'll still be jumping from one tutorial centre to another, repeating the same thing and expect themselves to pass grin
MUMUS
They'll continue to fail FOREVER UNTIL THEY GIVE UP.
FamilyRe: After Dna The Child Is Not His. by UncleKoboko: 10:50pm On Sep 22, 2023
UncleKoboko:
DNA TEST SHOULD BE A MUST IN THIS COUNTRY. I WANT NATIONAL ASSEMBLY TO PASS THE LAW ASAP.

One can no longer trust all these generational coded SLÚTS and OLOSHŌS.

They said 1 out of every 4 DNA TEST in Nigeria is usually negative...

You can't marry a girl that's:

Not a virgin

You don't know her sexual history

You don't know her true bodycount

You don't know if she's done abortions etc and still be trusting her!
ARE SOME MEN CHRONICALLY AND GENETICALLY DAFT?


As long as a girl is not a virgin, NEVER EVER TRUST HER OR ANYTHING SHE SAYS ABOUT ARE SEXUALITY. IT'S USUALLY 99.9% LIES.

The earlier men wise up, the better.

The thing we need to start doing to make all these lose hōes accountable for their promiscuity is to START BEING TRADITIONAL.

A girl that's not a virgin does not deserve bride price! What are you paying bride price for?
Her father raised a hõe and does not deserve any respect as bride price.
At worst, FIND OUT HER TRUST BODYCOUNT ) VERY DIFFICULT), and divide her bride price by the number of her bodycount.
If her bride price is 100k and her bodycount is 10, WHAT SHE DESERVE AS BRIDE PRICE IS 100K/10 = 10K.

2, If you didn't marry her as a virgin, YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE REST OF MIND UNTIL YOU DO DNA TEST ON ALL THE CHILDREN SHE MAKES FOR YOU.
Even if you marry her as a virgin and you suspect or see signs that she might be misbehaving, PLEASE DO DNA TEST!
DNA TEST IS NOT AS EXPENSIVE AS IT USED TO BE BEFORE, WITH BELOW 200K, IT CAN BE DONE AND YOU'LL HAVE REST OF MIND FOR LIFE.

A man who comes to this difficult and struggling world to raise another man's child because he was deceived is a complete failure and disaster to existence.

3, Cheating has never and can never be a mistake. Cheating is also different for both genders. When it becomes normal and legal for woman to have multiple surnames, then you can start forgiving them when they cheat.
One of the worst thing a man can do on this earth is to forgive a cheating wife. It's a suicidal and no man should do it. The moment she cheats, everything you ever have with her should completely end, even if you have children with her. You can take your children and take care of them or get another wife... BUT NEVER TAKE HER BACK.


A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE....
FamilyRe: After Dna The Child Is Not His. by UncleKoboko: 10:27pm On Sep 22, 2023
Jennyclay:
Nobody is above mistake.

Biko, just forgive and leave everything and move on. Can’t you see how catastrophic the economy ishuh How do you expect a nursing mother to pay you back when she also has a baby to cater forhuh

Learn to forgive!!

May God help us.
Ho low ree buu ruu kuu

You'll meet your match definitely...
A lie and a cheat does not deserve love and forgiveness.
I WILL NEVER ON THIS EARTH FORGIVE SUCH ƁASTARD.
SHE MIGHT EVEN PAY WITH HER LIFE, TRUST ME...
FamilyRe: After Dna The Child Is Not His. by UncleKoboko:
DNA TEST SHOULD BE A MUST IN THIS COUNTRY. I WANT NATIONAL ASSEMBLY TO PASS THE LAW ASAP.

One can no longer trust all these generational coded SLÚTS and OLOSHŌS.

They said 1 out of every 4 DNA TEST in Nigeria is usually negative...

You can't marry a girl that's:

Not a virgin

You don't know her sexual history

You don't know her true bodycount

You don't know if she's done abortions etc and still be trusting her!
ARE SOME MEN CHRONICALLY AND GENETICALLY DAFT?


As long as a girl is not a virgin, NEVER EVER TRUST HER OR ANYTHING SHE SAYS ABOUT ARE SEXUALITY. IT'S USUALLY 99.9% LIES.

The earlier men wise up, the better.

One thing we can start doing to make all these loose hōes accountable for their promiscuity, is to START BEING TRADITIONAL. Don't give them a hint during dating that you'll do. Even if you'll 50m on the wedding, make sure you don't pay that bride price or don't pay what's required. E go pain dem for life.

A girl that's not a virgin does not deserve bride price! What are you paying bride price for?
Her father raised a hõe and does not deserve any respect as bride price.
At worst, FIND OUT HER TRUE BODYCOUNT (VERY DIFFICULT), and divide her bride price by the number of her bodycount.
If her bride price is 100k and her bodycount is 10, WHAT SHE DESERVE AS BRIDE PRICE IS 100K/10 = 10K.

2, If you didn't marry her as a virgin, YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE REST OF MIND UNTIL YOU DO DNA TEST ON ALL THE CHILDREN SHE MAKES FOR YOU.
Even if you marry her as a virgin and you suspect or see signs that she might be misbehaving, PLEASE DO DNA TEST!
DNA TEST IS NOT AS EXPENSIVE AS IT USED TO BE BEFORE, WITH BELOW 200K, IT CAN BE DONE AND YOU'LL HAVE REST OF MIND FOR LIFE.

A man who comes to this difficult and struggling world to raise another man's child because he was deceived is a complete failure and disaster to existence.

3, Cheating has never and can never be a mistake. Cheating is also different for both genders. When it becomes normal and legal for woman to have multiple surnames, then you can start forgiving them when they cheat.
One of the worst thing a man can do on this earth is to forgive a cheating wife. It's a suicidal and no man should do it. The moment she cheats, everything you ever have with her should completely end, even if you have children with her. You can take your children and take care of them or get another wife... BUT NEVER TAKE HER BACK.


A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE....
CrimeRe: Missing Intestine: Doctor Who Operated On Boy Not A Surgeon – Lagos Assembly by UncleKoboko: 10:07pm On Sep 22, 2023
You can no longer trust anyone in this shìt hole...

I have a lot of nasty and evil things about Nigerian medical practitioners, some are far more corrupt than our worst politicians, ESPECIALLY THE CMDs...

Some are also into serious organ harvesting business... A recent story is the plateau State doctor that has removed a lot of patient's kidney...
FamilyRe: Is It Okay For My Two Brothers To Marry Women From The Same Family? by UncleKoboko: 10:06pm On Sep 22, 2023
garriAndsugar:
E be like say OP eye dey the girl body
Or deh
Is this a sensible response?
FamilyRe: Is It Okay For My Two Brothers To Marry Women From The Same Family? by UncleKoboko: 10:02pm On Sep 22, 2023
Ask YOURSELF first.
PoliticsRe: Prof. Chris Imomulen 40th Birthday Photos by UncleKoboko: 9:59pm On Sep 22, 2023
englishmart:
I will form a political party by November SEMLOP (Senile elders must leave office party) by 2027, I would be 34, then I would snatch this record. This is a record I want my kids to see. I won’t even vote for myself and I won’t care.
I support you.
I'll like to be the secretary of the party grin
CelebritiesRe: Mohbad: Mary Njoku Knocks Those Asking Singer’s Wife To Submit Son For DNA Test, by UncleKoboko: 9:57pm On Sep 22, 2023
N3TRAL:
Mohbad is dead and he went to the grave on his family's approval but was brought back for autopsy due to public interest.

It is okay to mourn the early demise of the short-lived popstar but I stand with Naira Marley in all of this.

I stand with Naira Marley as a capitalist believer. Zinolesky, Mohbad, Kizz Daniel, Ayra Starr, Rema, Asake, Fireboy, Khaid are not musical stars just because they are talented. In fact, being a popular musical star has nothing to do with knowing how to sing or one's dexterity with musical instruments.

They're musical stars because someone took a loan from the bank or lenders and invested tens of millions of Naira or even dollars to put them in your faces until you accept them as stars by force. Everyone blames the record label bosses because they're not the main actors who perform on stage.

An idea is worth nothing without the resources to amplify it. In tech, angel investors and venture capitalists take the lion's share leaving founders with the bulk of the burden. In sports, agents like Mendes take their big cut. If it was easy, Mbappe would just wake up and leave PSG for Madrid. Why is it always different in the music business?

Defend the deceased as much as you like but the fact remains that nobody on the face of the earth forced him to sign the deal with Marlian records. When you sign an agreement, fortunately, one that brings fame and money to you, the least you can do is honour it.

If Loan Apps in Nigeria, like Palmpay, that have foreign investors and major corporate personnel have resorted to blackmailing the families of loan defaulters and even crashing events to disgrace and arrest their debtors what do you think street boys who hustled all their lives will do if a fellow ghetto nobody they lifted out of poverty plays ping pong with their millions worth of investment?

I unequivocally condemn the mode of debt recovery above as I only used that real-life scenario to point out the fact that Mohbad was Naira Marley's debtor until he died. The Courtroom or Arbitration house remains the best destination for dispute settlement.

However it must be stated that Mohbad's tragedy and Naira Marley's cancellation is like a loan app debtor committing suicide because the loan sharks blackmailed him to his family, friends, and colleagues. Naira Marley is simply that loan shark whose chronic debtor is involved in a fatal accident while trying to avoid the loan shark's constant harassment. Nobody blames the dead debtor but everyone blames the loan shark who had once given the debtor money and hope even though the debtor failed to keep his own part of the bargain.

My thoughts and prayers are with his family in their period of grief. I genuinely mourn Mohbad but refuse to join the herd to link his death to Naira Marley.
Or deh
PoliticsRe: Oba saga: You want 2 create 3rd World War because Obi didn't win - Taiwo to OBJ by UncleKoboko: 9:53pm On Sep 22, 2023
GeneralPula:
When he now wanted 3rd term, God shoved the evil, ungrateful Obasanjo out. Today he will not allow us to breathe. I also prayed and fasted for you not to die.

“Daddy Olusegun Obasanjo, stop your rantings, you are an old wounded, dying roaring Lion. Stop barking. Let me and my children live, stop afflicting me and my children because you now hate me. Let us breathe in Nigeria. God will judge you soon. My family and I have supported you powerfully.


“At Close to 90, you are fighting President Tinubu. You fought Yar’adua, you fought Jonathan, you have fought every President in Nigeria since you left Dodan Barracks. Are you the only ex – President we have in Nigeria? You should be a uniting, loving figure, tolerant, respecting, caring, loving us all, uniting all in Nigeria and Africa, uniting families.

“He wants to be the only great man standing in Nigeria and Africa.The road to Ota and Abeokuta was the worst during his reign as President and his house is in Ota. He saved money that should have been deployed to turning Nigeria into Dubai for inflation to catch up with us. He is the longest serving President in Nigeria who should have given us massive, beautiful infrastructure, which successive leaders could have built on with ease.

Mehn..

This woman voice out gan o
The foolìsh, useless, evil and SENILĒ old man deserves it and MORE.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Army Uncovers Illegal Kaduna Gun Factory, Recovers Weapons (pics) by UncleKoboko: 9:31pm On Sep 22, 2023
grin NO BE ONLY FACTORY, NA CONSTRUCTION COMPANY grin

Shipment to

Osu pigs

Fool ani herdsmen

Militants

Etc
Christianity EtcRe: Jimmy Odukoya Defends His Decision For Dreading His Hair & Wearing Earrings(vid by UncleKoboko: 9:30pm On Sep 22, 2023
tollyboy5:
grin

I keep saying that many people will just open the bible and read the opinions of Paul when he was writing letters to different churches and now want to enforce Paul letters as the standard of Christianity.
Paul was not even amongst those that were with Christ and understood all what Christ was about. People like peter, James etc. Paul was an apostle like Barnabas and need validation from the disciples of Christ.
Any time you want to see a pastor or anyone cap about the bible they will quickly open to one of the books written by Paul.

Many people don't know that the Hebrew or Jewish religious practice is nothing similar or close to Christianity, its even closer to Islam than christian.

Without data I'm very sure an Israeli can easily switch to practice Islam compared to practicing Christianity.
Wetin consign Islam with una STUPIDITY, CONFUSION AND HYPOCRISY NOW?
Guy!
Just shut the fk up and mind your business!
PoliticsRe: Simon Ikpa Boys Captured Igbo Road Safety Officer And Spared His Life by UncleKoboko: 9:20pm On Sep 22, 2023
You mean biafran OSU PIG captured their brother and freed him grin

Mumu people

Continue killing yourselves grin
Wetin consign abòki or yoruba man?
CelebritiesRe: THROWBACK: The Enigma Call Tupac Amaru Shakur( 1971 - 1996 ) by UncleKoboko: 3:58pm On Sep 22, 2023
cool
PoliticsRe: Ghana Agreed To Export Electricity To Nigeria -Head Of GTU Ghana by UncleKoboko:
Thunder fire ghàna
They are yet to have constant electricity in their country and they want to export to Nigeria grin

They think Lagos is the only Nigeria grin grin grin

Forget all these social media lies. Ghana does not have constant electricity yet in their country. Some places don't even have light at all for many years

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