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95% are useless evil bastards.


E.g

Ọbasanjọ
Babangida
Abacha

Etc

Pauldollars:
Yoruba men and sex.
No wonder Yoruba women celebs are just releasing sex video upandan.
May God deliver them

Don't blame them, blame the cheap igbo girls that usually spread legs for them...

ecolime:
"I sold all my four cars because at the time , my daughter won the show. I thought that God had finally answered our prayers. I called her on the telephone, and she said God has blessed us. She asked me to do away with all my old cars, or she would give them out to Aboki, any day she returned. So, instead of allowing her to dash out my cars to scavengers, I decided to sell them as scraps and used the proceeds to renovate my house."

Papa, you are old but not wise.

As a man, never you lose your income generating capacity for any reason. Not even for your wife or children.

The father of Mikel Obi is also a transporter. He never left his personal business because his son became a Billionaire. Rather, the son helped him add extra vehicles to his fleet.

Ordinary N100M ($100,000) you go lose guard. Money wey fit finish in 1 year if additional money is not coming in.

Men, never put yourself in a vulnerable position. Don't financially be at the mercy of anyone.

But you can't blame the man still.
HE SAID THAT HE'S 68 YEARS OLD.
PEOPLE ARE RETIRED FROM SERVICE NORMALLY AT 60! The man is already old enough to retire as a HEARSE DRIVER!
USE YOUR SENSE NA

theysg:
Lost in the world.
Mama wey like money, it is too early to start making noise. Let the girl mind rest first nah.

Or deh
Birds of the same feathers.
Did you read the post at all?
At first, I was going to blame the parents too until I read the he's 68 years old. A hearse driver and that the USELESS daughter asked him to stop his hearse driving business, sell all his cars as scrap etc

yarimo:
and why didn't you demand DNA when mohbad was alive

Sense dey pain you or you're just naturally daft?
This is a case of murder and everyone around him and close to him are prime suspect.
This year alone, I have seen and heard of countless news about wife killing husband, husband killing wife, child killing parents and vice versa, etc.
When MohBad was alive she and that girl have had series of misunderstanding and infidelity allegations. It's enough for an evil wife trying to cover her track to kill him because she wants to save herself of the disgrace...

yarimo:
yes you won't believe him because he refused to collect the money and accused her wrongly that is all what you are praying for ?

You lack wisdom and common sense.
What's the big deal about DNA test?
The clear mind and conscience is never afraid of accusations.

That's her business.

I dislike that stupíd, ugly and rude girl.
Do face like chair

She's very deluded and full of herself.

OLODO CHARGE-AND-BAIL LAWYER.

One common thing I have noticed about average and ugly Nigerian girl is that, they're the ones with the biggest shoulder pads and they always think or feel like they're the most beautiful
E.G is this ceeci, that Buba girl and many more.

CilicMarin:
I am sure this guy is very innocent...Anyway lets wait for the full investigation..

I don't follow mob!

Or deh
How are you sure?
What's your evidence?
Some of you just lack wisdom and common sense...

mbaise1000:
Is there any cause or reason for resorting to insults? Why are you so agitated and this angry? What is worse, to be this insecure as you are or to have entitlement mentality? If yiuvare a little more intelligent, you would have found that I wasn't talking to this woman alone and I wasn't even asking anyone to give it their whatever to anyone just like that, only imature and insecure people like you will be thinking with their fingers, whoever you think you are or who you are in reality isn't better than everyone else in this forum, if by any chance you have anything to help anyone with ( which I doubt very much) the best is to use it and help that person when they are alife and use it to stop the deaths or destruction you will come out to pretend you abore, that's my point. I don't expect you to understand this though because, it will require some brains and intelligence to do

Nobody cares about your senseless opinion.
You're too lazy and daft to know that no one owes you anything.
Lazy man with nonsense entitlement mentality.

Cogs:
Hi guys,

This subject is important to me and I need some kinda mature advise and some funny ones as our custom is over here.

So, I have been in this house that I live for a while, everything has been going on smoothly. But, recently some guy moved in to the flat directly beside mine, this guy is single, and looks great and a lot of things changed.

Fast forward to the present day, this guy has this girl who comes around every weekend and sometimes during the week and I have been working from home throughout this month and I my ear is full really. They have sex almost every minute and the lady moans really loud, I can't get in between them na. Some times, if there is light, I play music very loud, to help protect the other neighbours from participating in their ceremony as their young teenagers also in the compound.

But guys, the frequent moaning sound is kinda tormenting. I am not single, I have a girl, we are practicing celibacy, but Omo!

Guys, how can I manage this kind of situation please?

My own be say, you'll be the most stupid and unfortunate man alive to be practicing whatever nonsense you think you're practicing with a Nigerian girl that's not a virgin and you don't know her true BODYCOUNT.

SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE IS BAD AND A SIN BUT, DON'T TRY THAT NONSENSE WITH ANY NIGERIAN GIRL THAT ISN'T A VIRGIN.

mbaise1000:
Hmmmm.
There are very poor people who die in this woman's hood who couldn't afford ordinary coffin, how many did she buy? And this funeral company owner, how many gas he even giving discounts to and there are surely many who couldn't afford them around him, how many times did he help out,
This is a society where people will be allowed to die because of 10k and 100k will easily come out to bury them, what are all this professional sympathisers doing for small boys and girls who are headed in the directions that will make them end up like this dead boy and those that will cause more untimely deaths? NOTHING
IF the Best you can do is give a befitting burial, when someone die when you cannot help out when the person is alife, you are nothing in reality no matter what you may think you are

U no get sense at all.
You have a very poor and lazy mindset.
You also have this irritating entitled mentality as if anyone owes you anything.
ỌDẸ

Kobicove:
Sadistic white piece of shit!

White or pale or pink?
Wetin be white?

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RepoMan007:
We do not want to produce now. We want to be selling crude and be living large while doing nothing productive with our strength.

Shut up and stop saying nonsense ignorantly.
Nigeria is not lazy.
We produce CRUDE OIL AND MANY AGRICULTURAL PRODUCE, which is enough for any nation to thrive well with good governance.
Don't allow the west to deceive you with saying Nigeria is not producing anything.
Saudi Kuwait, UAE, Oman etc are living large and they're also basically producing crude oil

Mtcheeewu

chronique:
I'm currently in a very bad situation right now with a technician I trusted and relied on.

I met him on Nairaland many years ago and have fixed a few cars requiring minor fixes(legs) with him.

I handed over a client's car to him since January to fix a wiring issue that was draining battery and not making car to start.

For several months, it was all manner of stories and excuses I kept hearing.

I was in the hospital for a month and just straight from the hospital with my surgical stitches fresh on me, I had to get someone to drive me to him as he claimed car was ready for pick up only for me to get there and car wasn't starting and this man disappeared and wouldn't pick my calls all through my time at his workshop.

After over an hr of waiting, I left. Same thing repeated itself another day again. To cut a long story right now, I have suffered serious reputational damage with my client who owns the car as he has totally lost confidence in me.

As I speak, it's 9 months and nothing to show for it. The said technician doesn't even pick my calls when I call him, neither does he bother to return my calls.

I've been calling for over a week now and he completely ignores my call. I'm really at a loss to how to handle this.

In my many years of selling cars, nobody has tried this nonsense with me.

Not even road side mechanics. 9 fucking months and nothing to show for it. I've had several clients wanting to buy the car but have lost every opportunity to sell the said car as it's not been fixed for 9 months.

Pls, I'd really appreciate input from the house.

You're wasting time giving us half information.

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO REPORT HIM TO THE POLICE?HE DOESN'T HAVE A NAME AND ADDRESS?
WHY ARE YOU HIDING HIS DETAILS?

NOT REALLY...
They all have a different versions of their own and it varies vastly.

Because Nollywood is very big across Africa and the world, our movies has been a great influence to many African English countries and most of them now understand and copy to speak our version of pidgin English.

The closest country to Nigeria in terms of similarities in pidgin English is Liberia, Sierra Leone then Ghana.

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Toks2008:
I don't know if this is normal but I find these four things very attractive on a lady and the fourth one is really very weird.

1. Extra small Nose Stud: Personally I find most nose studs or rings very unattractive but there is something very classy about a lady rocking a pin head extra small nose stud on one side of her nose . Unlike the big nose studs, this one looks very decent and classy.

2. . Leg Chain: I'm a lover of beautiful legs and a lady rocking leg chain on a beautiful leg gives the leg an extra beauty regardless of the skin colour.

3. Waist Chain: I am not really a lover of waist beads because it gives that eerie vibe but waist chains are in a whole different class. Waist chain unlike beads give a very classy and more beautiful look especially the dangling loosed types and it is even more beautiful when a lady puts two different colours.

4. Pierced Tongue : This fifth one is weird but the odogwus will understand wettin dey if a lady with pierced tongue use it to chew their sugar cane. Amazingly, whenever I see a lady with pierced tongue, I fight so hard not to get attracted to them cos of the bad girl vibe they give

So as a guy, what are those weird things you find very attractive on a lady?

Ok
But will you be comfortable to have your sisters do all these?
What will be your thoughts, insecurity and perception? Be honest

Funny thing is that,
99.99% of times, THEY ARE COMMUNICATING WITH OTHER LOVERS ...

THIS WHY I DETEST OLOSHOS.

I CAN NEVER TAKE ANY GIRL WITH MORE THAN 2 BODYCOUNT SERIOUSLY, NO MATTER WHAT...

Interesting.

If no be our old miserable, evil and corrupt generation, PEOPLE BETWEEN 65-85 YEARS OLD that have destroyed this country, HOW MUCH IS A THOUSAND DOLLARS?
Even just 10 years ago during that SENILĒ old fool's regime - Obāsanjọ,
A thousand dollars was not even up to 100k and as at when the bastarɗ left office, it wasn't up to 120k

Now, the same GENERATION has continued to rule us.

WHEN MOST OF THEM WERE YOUTHS AND FEW WERE MILITARY LEADERS, A DOLLAR WAS NOT EVEN UP TO 50 KOBO!

SHAMELESS FAILED PEOPLE

LATER THEY'LL START BLAMING OUR GENERATION AS BEING CORRUPT.
I HAVE ABSOLUTELY ZERO RESPECT FOR THEM.

Nice2023:
I dated five women before I chose my wife.

I dated a woman from Botswana.

I dated my village girl based in USA.

I dated my wife.

I dated my classmate till we graduated together.

And I dated my kaduna babe.


I married my wife because she was someone I love with my heart,although her love is greater no doubt. Others had money,connection but I chose my wife because she ticked what I wanted in a woman. From my voice,my wife could tell if I am angry or happy...that is who she is.

So that means your bodycount is more than 5.
I'm absolutely sure that you didn't marry your wife as a virgin as well, which is well deserved
But I know people like you, you quote me now and say na you disvirgin your wife... Dey play
For your mind, you're a player but if you know her true bodycount, make God no let you get heart attack

Hahahahahaha
So APC even won in OSU state

Don't believe everything you read on social media

He should be stabbed to dt too

Case closed!

Haaaa