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Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel To Strike Gaza ‘From Air, Sea & Land’ by UncleKoboko: 3:03pm On Oct 15, 2023
TUANKU:
Israel na talk and do if you doubt it ask the Iranians grin
RIP to Sinwar in advance.
Iranian nuclear scientists live under constant fear of MOSSAD they even have to live under a false identity inside their own country, they don’t travel abroad because they usually never make it back to Iran (at least not alive) and even within Iran they rarely travel due to the fear of a AGM-114 HellFire missle fired with precision from a MQ-9 Reaper drone hovering above somewhere just like the late commander of the Revolutionary Guards found out the hard way.
That Israel TERRORIST prime minister is the dead man walking.
Woe betide him and all his supporters.
Properties › Re: Nigerians Are Very Wicked by UncleKoboko: 2:59pm On Oct 15, 2023
Machinegun91:
I agreed with you sir, there's no difference between Nigerians and Hamas

Satan was a Nigerian citizen


The person that suspended me is also a motherfucker.

I stand firmly with Israel for defending their lands. Hamas are stupid bastards terrorist
Or deh
Western media don brainwash many of una beyond repairs.
I'm very sure you're one of this ignorant Christians that don't know the difference between Jews and Christians.
The real TERRORISTS here are those animal Israeli bastarɗs.
Politics › Re: No One Will Get Preferential Treatment In Demolition Exercise – LASG by UncleKoboko: 2:52pm On Oct 15, 2023
OmoFiditi:
E pain your agbado mugu skull, and I like am. grin
Wetin sufferhead agbado urchin like you fit achieve? grin
Lol
I use swear scatter the oloriburuku 0SU PlG life grin
Autos › Re: Nissan Pickup Double Cabin for Sale by UncleKoboko: 11:17am On Oct 15, 2023
Lol
MUMU
Politics › Re: No One Will Get Preferential Treatment In Demolition Exercise – LASG by UncleKoboko: 11:03am On Oct 15, 2023
OmoFiditi:
Poor mosque rat wey never mould block for him life, dey give demolition advise. Your poor, still come be witch. Your generation go hear wehn. grin
Lol
See wretched God-Forsaken bastarɗ dey quote me out of Frustration grin
Woe betide you and your entire generations.
That your ugly old hag olosho mama and drunkard old fool father will continue to not know peace forever.
You too dey compare people with your low life miserable self and family members. Stop that!
If you don't stop being foolìsh, you'll continue to be miserable and it can never be well with you till the end of time.
Politics › Re: No One Will Get Preferential Treatment In Demolition Exercise – LASG by UncleKoboko: 7:25am On Oct 15, 2023
Many houses in Nigeria, especially Lagos has no planing.

Every street is supposed to have a specific width of road.

So many that has plans before no longer follows its plan due to stupidity, greed, corruption and bribery.

So many houses needs to be demolished.
Family › Re: What Females Need To Succeed by UncleKoboko: 7:19am On Oct 15, 2023
sheeda995:
I am writing this because of a post I saw on Frontpage where a woman said she married as a virgin and she lived chaste but unfortunately she is not enjoying her marriage

If anyone reads the comments,you will see how the men were bashing the lady and saying virginity means nothing. This same males would be the one to comment on other posts that only virgins should be married, they will say "young, virgin" etc
This contradiction shows that a woman should never listen to what a man wants or what the society wants, it should be what do I want and what do I need to succeed in life

Being a virgin or being chaste or a good girl will not result in anything other than you not contracting STDs.

Women should also know that marrying young is a ticket to suffering if you are from a struggling family. Don't marry until you are well educated,and with the ability to fend for yourself, that should be the yardstick and not age.

I have learned that life is a game, success is a game you have to play to win,it doesn't mean you should be bad but you must be wise.

All the girls that seems unserious would be more successful than you if you are living a holy life and you are segregating yourself andclaiming some girls are bad. You need to mingle with everyone,good or bad,learn from them, remember to be wise and NEVER LISTEN TO THE SOCIETY

If you want to be a millionaire, you need to have variety of friends to learn from including prostitutes.
You need to look your best all the time, you need to have CLASS, buy yourself a CAR at a young age,wear hills, play games with those men disturbing you, don't yield but don't thrash them either.
If you have a class, low class will not even ask you out, be friendly with everyone.

Never insult anyone,have as many casual friends as possible but never let them in your privacy. Do not bring them home or tell them your secrets(both men and women), learn to smile, never argue or fight with anyone.
When you are in a conversation and it's getting hot, smile and agree with the other person even if they don't make any sense.

Dating and Marriage

Never show a man you can take care of responsibilities, or you are hardworking. Show men you are lazy and spoilt, don't ever do housechores unless they ask/beg you. Spoil yourself always with gifts,cars,clothes.

Remember if you decide to do all chores in the house in Marriage,you will become poor why the man will grow because to make money you need time. Time to plan, time to do your business, if you waste all that time cleaning and cooking, while he uses his own time to think of strategies to make money, thesame him will say he's hustling for money while you don't bring in income to the family. Learn to share house chores with the man or make him hire a cook,nanny,maids.
This is possible if you have shown him from the beginning that you are lazy, you can even fake sickness when you do many chores.
All men can wash dishes, sweep and cook. The best cook in the world is a male.

If you are a young girl,learn to tell men that you are attracted to men that can cook. This is what I did personally, mine is true though as I love men that can cook and all through my life till now, men usually offer to cook for me, including those we never dated, just my friends. When they cook nice foods, praise them and say you hv never tasted foods as good as this,appreciate their hardwork.

Im not saying be a parasite as I also help people in return, I am rich enough to borrow people money,drive them during emergencies, be emotionally supportive as I am a therapist.

If you can utilize these advice, you will make it in life and have good happy home and everyone would like you, those that hate you out of envy won't be able to harm you
I wish I could mentor girls but too busy but hopefully,one day I will have that time
The virgin part shows you have no MORALS.

That's your bodycount?
Are you proud of it?

When you start having daughters, tell them being a virgin is not important too, and they can go out to Fucƙ around.
Politics › Re: Hamas Are Not Terrorists But Freedom Fighters Says MURIC, Appeals For Cease Fire by UncleKoboko: 8:20am On Oct 14, 2023
THE REAL TERRORIST GROUP IS ISRÃEL.


NO PEACE FOR THE WICKED



NO PEACE FOR ISRÀEL


and their dumn supporters
Crime › Re: 67-Year-Old Nigerian Arrested With Drugs by UncleKoboko: 8:19am On Oct 14, 2023
Taylor papa
Sports › Re: Fátima Diame: Is She The Sexiest Female Athlete On Earth? (Pictures) by UncleKoboko: 6:59pm On Oct 13, 2023
sedIoyol:
She had a nice body. Not too big, I like her chocolate black skin
SHE'S BROWN AND NOT BLACK!
Politics › Re: Passports Still Take 6 Months To Process In Lagos, Despite Minister’s Claims by UncleKoboko: 9:58pm On Oct 12, 2023
dre11:
..... Or a Lot of Bribes




https://fij.ng/article/confirmed-despite-ministers-claims-passports-still-take-6-months-to-process-in-lagos-or-a-lot-of-bribes/
You're MOST LIKELY the guy on suit yesterday that did capturing.
You're corrupt and a hypocrite.
You didn't go through the right channel...
Foreign Affairs › Re: "You Ruined This Country" Angry Civilians Yell At Israeli Minister (video) by UncleKoboko: 9:23pm On Oct 12, 2023
SoNature:
Why are they taking out their frustrations on the government officials? I think Israel got carried away and forgot they were surrounded by sworn enemies.

This isn't the right time for them to be quarrelling among themselves. They have to unite, put their differences behind and fight their enemy.
They have never had peace of mind and will NEVER EVER HAVE PEACE OF MIND.
God is wonderful and the way he has designed things, a thief will never enjoy his loots for long.

NO PEACE FOR ISRAEL
NO PEACE FOR THE WICKED.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Strikes Aleppo & Damascus Airports In Syria by UncleKoboko: 9:19pm On Oct 12, 2023
Taylor94:
How can I donate money to Israel make them take an buy one bomb on my behalf



Make i take that one bomb take hold body
Or deh
The bomb will later be used on osu pigs
Crime › Re: Man Who Falsely Accused A Woman Of Stealing His Manhood Arrested In Delta by UncleKoboko: 10:25am On Oct 12, 2023
Jennyclay:
Nonsense men!!

I hate men!!

The police should also strip him naked so that the public would truly see that his manhood is intact undecided

Sick men everywhere!!
You hate your father and all the men in your generations.
You hate Jesus, because Jesus is a man and the person who sent him is also a man, AND THAT'S WHY THEY SOMETIMES CALL HIM SON OF A MAN ...
You will definitely hate your husband and any son you ever have tooMUMU.
Family › Re: Mum Fumes After A School Nanny Beat Her 2-Year-Old Child For Pooping (Video) by UncleKoboko: 7:24am On Oct 12, 2023
cenaman:
The Daughter is a spoiled child lipsrsealed undecided lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

At 2yrs old can't she tell the nanny she wants to poo? embarassed embarassed
Or deh
Na attention you dey findmumu
Politics › Re: Pictures From Accord Party's Kogi Central Tour by UncleKoboko: 7:18am On Oct 12, 2023
: tongue
Celebrities › Re: Ned Nwoko & His Wife, Laila At An Event (Pics, Video) by UncleKoboko:
Desusi:
Hmmmm,Nigeria with new doctrine! Well done sir.You go hear wennn!
Na u go hear weennn
Many of your gender are delusional, greedy and very stupìd.
You will have a preference, standard and billshìts but will think a man is not supposed to have his own.
Your double standard and hypocrisy is out of this world.
Well, una know who una dey do rubbish with. A man like me will be a doom for any BASTARƊ woman that wants to misbehave.
I have my money, I have my things, I have the good looks and I'm still young. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO LOSE IF YOU SEPARATE OR DIVORCE FROM ME IN MARRIAGE, IN FACT, YOU'LL ONLY GIVE ME THE OPPORTUNITY TO REPLACE YOU WITH SOMEONE FAR BETTER, YOUNGER AND MORE BEAUTIFUL. I NEVER GO BACK...

SO, MISBEHAVE AT YOUR OWN PERIL.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Islamic University Of Gaza: Israel Bombs Gaza's Largest Institution by UncleKoboko: 1:58am On Oct 12, 2023
TemplarLandry:
[i] cool The wild donkeys are getting tamed.

I diss HAMAS with “Drop The World” by Lil Wayne feat. Eminem.
Great jam! [i]
In a fight of two siblings far away, a nonentity black slavē monkey is taking sides and thinks his opinion counts grin
A black slavē monkey that doesn't know the difference between a jew and Christian grin
Some Nigerians are just so irredeemably stupìd.
Even if dem tell this fool say Christians plenty pass Muslims for Palestine, he still won't believe.
The only foolīshness that has beclouded your sense of reasoning is that, you believe and follows the book jews wrote were they claimed to be God's own people and God's favourite grin
How daft can you be?
Funny thing is that, those Isrealites and Palestinians will even tolerate and pick each other first, even in this war than a black slavē monkey.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Hamas Announces It Will Begin Executing Hostages On Live Broadcasts by UncleKoboko: 1:37am On Oct 12, 2023
TemplarLandry:
These HAMAS terrorists are about to know what time it is. Israel will crush them totally this time around.

This is what I wrote on why Arabs hate Israelites:
https://www.nairaland.com/7871276/exposed-why-israel-hated-arabs
The Isreal TERRORIST groups and hamas can all go to hell.
Celebrities › Re: Ned Nwoko & His Wife, Laila At An Event (Pics, Video) by UncleKoboko: 1:33am On Oct 12, 2023
ozo13:
na so I see one single mum that day even bragging she can't be second wife to any man.I just dey laugh that day.
U for just tell na say na thunder go scatter her overused toto.
Politics › Re: “Because Of Tinubu, The World Now Sees Nigerians As Fraudsters” - Obi by UncleKoboko: 6:54pm On Oct 11, 2023
Praise202:
You must be very daft!!
As a citizen of Nigeria, If someone ask you what the name of your president, what will be your answer ?

Tinubu name keeps changing from
BAT-BAAT-BAAAT

Ask for the full meaning of the A's

ANU!!

please don't quote me again
PraiseDAFT
That should be your middle name.
Ewu
Politics › Re: “Because Of Tinubu, The World Now Sees Nigerians As Fraudsters” - Obi by UncleKoboko: 12:47pm On Oct 11, 2023
Praise202:
Make Tinubu first tell us his full name, because it's very shameful to Nigerian that they don't know the full name of their president. If it's BAT or BAAT
How can some of you ever have SENSE?
Now tell me, how will his full name add value to your life?
Celebrities › Re: Ned Nwoko & His Wife, Laila At An Event (Pics, Video) by UncleKoboko:
A man that has worked hard and rich should live large and have multiple Beautiful and loyal women around him.

Marrying just one woman would seem very selfish to me, because the percentage of men capable of marrying is way lower... Who will marry all these single girls everywhere loitering aroundhuh.

A rich man has A LOT TO OFFER.
The only value they are bringing to the table is the beauty, which should be accompanied by commitment, loyalty and giving him peace of mind.

A rich man should never settle for less as well.
A NON-VIRGIN girl is less, used product and a leftover.
A rich man should control as many girls as he can.

Marry them
Plant your seeds in them
Take care of them
Spoil them silly with money BUT,
If any of them misbehave, he should throw her out with immediate effect.

Even as I never get money reach Ned, I CAN NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS.
AND IF I'M EVEN WITH A NON-VIRGIN GIRL, I CAN NEVER BE LOYAL TO HER.
YOU CAN NOT HAVE MULTIPLE BODYCOUNT WITH DIFFERENT MEN AND EXPECT TO ENJOY ME ALONE TO YOURSELF.
Politics › Re: Buhari Attends Graduation Ceremony Of 1,456 Security Watch Corps In Katsina by UncleKoboko: 6:35am On Oct 11, 2023
Or Atiku
Politics › Re: Buhari Attends Graduation Ceremony Of 1,456 Security Watch Corps In Katsina by UncleKoboko: 6:34am On Oct 11, 2023
Miracle2020:
I will prefer Buhari 100 times than the deranged drug lord.
Same way I prefer Tinubu to HÒE B
Business › Re: Cement: Dangote, Lafarge BUA Post High Profit Margins by UncleKoboko: 6:25am On Oct 11, 2023
Dangote na bastarɗ
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If Your Date Does This? by UncleKoboko: 10:27pm On Oct 10, 2023
Blackdeewhy:
It's my food, posted on my social media with the data I bought with my own money 😁.

Stupid people like you can jump into lagoon or drink snipper for all I care. Oponu, oloriburuku omoale jati, jati.

Talking about adding value to ones life, DOES YOUR entire being HAS ANY WORTHhuh?
Lol
Oloriburuku low-life always seeking validations here and there... That's why your bodycount keeps increasing even more than your age cheesy
Stupīd fools like you would post something on social media and expect people to mind their business grin like mother like daughter grin
You post something on a public space and expect privacy and respect grin Dumbest mumu grin
Politics › Re: I Am Alive - Yakubu Gowon denies death rumours by UncleKoboko: 8:52pm On Oct 10, 2023
VinnyBaba:
Thank God for JACK!🙏🙏

*Olusegun Obasanjo
*Yakubu Gowon
*Odumegwu Ojukwu
*Obafemi Awolowo
*Ibrahim BABANGIDA
*Fela Anikulakpo Kuti
*Chinua Achebe🙂

These are GREAT, INDEFATIGABLE Nigerians whose Names will remain Indelible in our History.😊👍👍

Unlike the Druggie Ebolas and COWARDLY Wole Soyinkas! 😏😕
Or deh
You made this list ON COLOS
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If Your Date Does This? by UncleKoboko: 8:42pm On Oct 10, 2023
Blackdeewhy:
Nothing.
He or she is just being his/herself.

I do same (taking food pictures) even in my house
Then how can someone like you ever have SENSE?
You snap your food, post on social media to showoff...
How does that add value to your life?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mossad Forces Display Bodies Of Terrorists Killed In Israel Villages - Photo by UncleKoboko: 8:40pm On Oct 10, 2023
PrinceOfLagos:
Islamic Terrorists will no longer have a place in Israel
In a fight of two siblings far away in the middle, a nonentity black slavē monkey that doesn't know the difference between a jew and Christian is taking sides cheesy
The fooI is supporting Isreal, because the author of the story bible that he foolishly worships is the Isrealites.
The Isrealites wrote in the book that THEY ARE GOD'S OWN PEOPLE, GOD'S FAVOURITE grin grin grin and the senseless Black slavē monkey believes it grin

The funny thing here is that, the Palestinians and Isrealites fighting will even tolerate each other 3X more any day and time, even while fighting, THAN THE SENSELESS NONENTITY BLACK SLAVĒ MONKIES grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Ignored Repeated Warnings Of ‘Something Big’- Egypt Intelligence Official by UncleKoboko: 8:50pm On Oct 09, 2023
DamnnNiggarr:
shocked

Israel, playing the mind games.

scouting for excuses to destroy Hamas in a way that pleases both God and man
Or deh
Which God?
Which man?
Two siblings far away in the middle East are quarrelling, a nonentity black slavē monkey here in a shithoIe country is taking sides ignorantly and having an opinion cheesy

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