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PoliticsRe: Passports Still Take 6 Months To Process In Lagos, Despite Minister’s Claims by UncleKoboko: 9:58pm On Oct 12, 2023
dre11:
..... Or a Lot of Bribes




https://fij.ng/article/confirmed-despite-ministers-claims-passports-still-take-6-months-to-process-in-lagos-or-a-lot-of-bribes/
You're MOST LIKELY the guy on suit yesterday that did capturing.
You're corrupt and a hypocrite.
You didn't go through the right channel...
Foreign AffairsRe: "You Ruined This Country" Angry Civilians Yell At Israeli Minister (video) by UncleKoboko: 9:23pm On Oct 12, 2023
SoNature:
Why are they taking out their frustrations on the government officials? I think Israel got carried away and forgot they were surrounded by sworn enemies.

This isn't the right time for them to be quarrelling among themselves. They have to unite, put their differences behind and fight their enemy.
They have never had peace of mind and will NEVER EVER HAVE PEACE OF MIND.
God is wonderful and the way he has designed things, a thief will never enjoy his loots for long.

NO PEACE FOR ISRAEL
NO PEACE FOR THE WICKED.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Strikes Aleppo & Damascus Airports In Syria by UncleKoboko: 9:19pm On Oct 12, 2023
Taylor94:
How can I donate money to Israel make them take an buy one bomb on my behalf



Make i take that one bomb take hold body
Or deh
The bomb will later be used on osu pigs
CrimeRe: Man Who Falsely Accused A Woman Of Stealing His Manhood Arrested In Delta by UncleKoboko: 10:25am On Oct 12, 2023
Jennyclay:
Nonsense men!!

I hate men!!

The police should also strip him naked so that the public would truly see that his manhood is intact undecided

Sick men everywhere!!
You hate your father and all the men in your generations.
You hate Jesus, because Jesus is a man and the person who sent him is also a man, AND THAT'S WHY THEY SOMETIMES CALL HIM SON OF A MAN ...
You will definitely hate your husband and any son you ever have tooMUMU.
FamilyRe: Mum Fumes After A School Nanny Beat Her 2-Year-Old Child For Pooping (Video) by UncleKoboko: 7:24am On Oct 12, 2023
cenaman:
The Daughter is a spoiled child lipsrsealed undecided lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

At 2yrs old can't she tell the nanny she wants to poo? embarassed embarassed
Or deh
Na attention you dey findmumu
PoliticsRe: Pictures From Accord Party's Kogi Central Tour by UncleKoboko: 7:18am On Oct 12, 2023
: tongue
CelebritiesRe: Ned Nwoko & His Wife, Laila At An Event (Pics, Video) by UncleKoboko:
Desusi:
Hmmmm,Nigeria with new doctrine! Well done sir.You go hear wennn!
Na u go hear weennn
Many of your gender are delusional, greedy and very stupìd.
You will have a preference, standard and billshìts but will think a man is not supposed to have his own.
Your double standard and hypocrisy is out of this world.
Well, una know who una dey do rubbish with. A man like me will be a doom for any BASTARƊ woman that wants to misbehave.
I have my money, I have my things, I have the good looks and I'm still young. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO LOSE IF YOU SEPARATE OR DIVORCE FROM ME IN MARRIAGE, IN FACT, YOU'LL ONLY GIVE ME THE OPPORTUNITY TO REPLACE YOU WITH SOMEONE FAR BETTER, YOUNGER AND MORE BEAUTIFUL. I NEVER GO BACK...

SO, MISBEHAVE AT YOUR OWN PERIL.
Foreign AffairsRe: Islamic University Of Gaza: Israel Bombs Gaza's Largest Institution by UncleKoboko: 1:58am On Oct 12, 2023
TemplarLandry:
[i] cool The wild donkeys are getting tamed.

I diss HAMAS with “Drop The World” by Lil Wayne feat. Eminem.
Great jam! [i]
In a fight of two siblings far away, a nonentity black slavē monkey is taking sides and thinks his opinion counts grin
A black slavē monkey that doesn't know the difference between a jew and Christian grin
Some Nigerians are just so irredeemably stupìd.
Even if dem tell this fool say Christians plenty pass Muslims for Palestine, he still won't believe.
The only foolīshness that has beclouded your sense of reasoning is that, you believe and follows the book jews wrote were they claimed to be God's own people and God's favourite grin
How daft can you be?
Funny thing is that, those Isrealites and Palestinians will even tolerate and pick each other first, even in this war than a black slavē monkey.
Foreign AffairsRe: Hamas Announces It Will Begin Executing Hostages On Live Broadcasts by UncleKoboko: 1:37am On Oct 12, 2023
TemplarLandry:
These HAMAS terrorists are about to know what time it is. Israel will crush them totally this time around.

This is what I wrote on why Arabs hate Israelites:
https://www.nairaland.com/7871276/exposed-why-israel-hated-arabs
The Isreal TERRORIST groups and hamas can all go to hell.
CelebritiesRe: Ned Nwoko & His Wife, Laila At An Event (Pics, Video) by UncleKoboko: 1:33am On Oct 12, 2023
ozo13:
na so I see one single mum that day even bragging she can't be second wife to any man.I just dey laugh that day.
U for just tell na say na thunder go scatter her overused toto.
PoliticsRe: “Because Of Tinubu, The World Now Sees Nigerians As Fraudsters” - Obi by UncleKoboko: 6:54pm On Oct 11, 2023
Praise202:
You must be very daft!!
As a citizen of Nigeria, If someone ask you what the name of your president, what will be your answer ?

Tinubu name keeps changing from
BAT-BAAT-BAAAT

Ask for the full meaning of the A's

ANU!!

please don't quote me again
PraiseDAFT
That should be your middle name.
Ewu
PoliticsRe: “Because Of Tinubu, The World Now Sees Nigerians As Fraudsters” - Obi by UncleKoboko: 12:47pm On Oct 11, 2023
Praise202:
Make Tinubu first tell us his full name, because it's very shameful to Nigerian that they don't know the full name of their president. If it's BAT or BAAT
How can some of you ever have SENSE?
Now tell me, how will his full name add value to your life?
CelebritiesRe: Ned Nwoko & His Wife, Laila At An Event (Pics, Video) by UncleKoboko:
A man that has worked hard and rich should live large and have multiple Beautiful and loyal women around him.

Marrying just one woman would seem very selfish to me, because the percentage of men capable of marrying is way lower... Who will marry all these single girls everywhere loitering aroundhuh.

A rich man has A LOT TO OFFER.
The only value they are bringing to the table is the beauty, which should be accompanied by commitment, loyalty and giving him peace of mind.

A rich man should never settle for less as well.
A NON-VIRGIN girl is less, used product and a leftover.
A rich man should control as many girls as he can.

Marry them
Plant your seeds in them
Take care of them
Spoil them silly with money BUT,
If any of them misbehave, he should throw her out with immediate effect.

Even as I never get money reach Ned, I CAN NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS.
AND IF I'M EVEN WITH A NON-VIRGIN GIRL, I CAN NEVER BE LOYAL TO HER.
YOU CAN NOT HAVE MULTIPLE BODYCOUNT WITH DIFFERENT MEN AND EXPECT TO ENJOY ME ALONE TO YOURSELF.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Attends Graduation Ceremony Of 1,456 Security Watch Corps In Katsina by UncleKoboko: 6:35am On Oct 11, 2023
Or Atiku
PoliticsRe: Buhari Attends Graduation Ceremony Of 1,456 Security Watch Corps In Katsina by UncleKoboko: 6:34am On Oct 11, 2023
Miracle2020:
I will prefer Buhari 100 times than the deranged drug lord.
Same way I prefer Tinubu to HÒE B
BusinessRe: Cement: Dangote, Lafarge BUA Post High Profit Margins by UncleKoboko: 6:25am On Oct 11, 2023
Dangote na bastarɗ
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If Your Date Does This? by UncleKoboko: 10:27pm On Oct 10, 2023
Blackdeewhy:
It's my food, posted on my social media with the data I bought with my own money 😁.

Stupid people like you can jump into lagoon or drink snipper for all I care. Oponu, oloriburuku omoale jati, jati.

Talking about adding value to ones life, DOES YOUR entire being HAS ANY WORTHhuh?
Lol
Oloriburuku low-life always seeking validations here and there... That's why your bodycount keeps increasing even more than your age cheesy
Stupīd fools like you would post something on social media and expect people to mind their business grin like mother like daughter grin
You post something on a public space and expect privacy and respect grin Dumbest mumu grin
PoliticsRe: I Am Alive - Yakubu Gowon denies death rumours by UncleKoboko: 8:52pm On Oct 10, 2023
VinnyBaba:
Thank God for JACK!🙏🙏

*Olusegun Obasanjo
*Yakubu Gowon
*Odumegwu Ojukwu
*Obafemi Awolowo
*Ibrahim BABANGIDA
*Fela Anikulakpo Kuti
*Chinua Achebe🙂

These are GREAT, INDEFATIGABLE Nigerians whose Names will remain Indelible in our History.😊👍👍

Unlike the Druggie Ebolas and COWARDLY Wole Soyinkas! 😏😕
Or deh
You made this list ON COLOS
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If Your Date Does This? by UncleKoboko: 8:42pm On Oct 10, 2023
Blackdeewhy:
Nothing.
He or she is just being his/herself.

I do same (taking food pictures) even in my house
Then how can someone like you ever have SENSE?
You snap your food, post on social media to showoff...
How does that add value to your life?
Foreign AffairsRe: Mossad Forces Display Bodies Of Terrorists Killed In Israel Villages - Photo by UncleKoboko: 8:40pm On Oct 10, 2023
PrinceOfLagos:
Islamic Terrorists will no longer have a place in Israel
In a fight of two siblings far away in the middle, a nonentity black slavē monkey that doesn't know the difference between a jew and Christian is taking sides cheesy
The fooI is supporting Isreal, because the author of the story bible that he foolishly worships is the Isrealites.
The Isrealites wrote in the book that THEY ARE GOD'S OWN PEOPLE, GOD'S FAVOURITE grin grin grin and the senseless Black slavē monkey believes it grin

The funny thing here is that, the Palestinians and Isrealites fighting will even tolerate each other 3X more any day and time, even while fighting, THAN THE SENSELESS NONENTITY BLACK SLAVĒ MONKIES grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Ignored Repeated Warnings Of ‘Something Big’- Egypt Intelligence Official by UncleKoboko: 8:50pm On Oct 09, 2023
DamnnNiggarr:
shocked

Israel, playing the mind games.

scouting for excuses to destroy Hamas in a way that pleases both God and man
Or deh
Which God?
Which man?
Two siblings far away in the middle East are quarrelling, a nonentity black slavē monkey here in a shithoIe country is taking sides ignorantly and having an opinion cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Dressing Modestly Pays by UncleKoboko: 6:42am On Oct 09, 2023
world123:
I respect modesty in dressing. However, telling me that the way I dress will influence people's decision is a fat lie.

Getting the right skills, wisdom, and God does the trick.
If you think the way you dress does not matter nor influence others, then you lack wisdom, common sense and morals.
PoliticsRe: 11 Newly Licensed Independent Electricity Distribution Network Operators by UncleKoboko: 9:03pm On Oct 08, 2023
streetshuttle:
This simply shows how senseless you are anyways. What effort are you making in changing this narratives? Aside causing and causing, nothing else to offer. You the shameless one sir.
This simply shows how brainless you and those old fools that raised you are.
You're asking a paramilitary official what he's done to improve electricity production. How grossly retárded can you be?
Now tell me, what has you and anyone in your entire lineage done to help?
Foreign AffairsRe: 44 Soldiers, 34 Police Officers Killed In Hamas Attack (Names & Photos) by UncleKoboko: 8:50pm On Oct 08, 2023
Dittodat:
Obviously your views and opinions are as worthless as a pile of shit. You inconsequential retar@ded asinine low life zero IQ monkey. STFU and go FVCK yourself. Monkey.
Lol
See senseless lowlife black monkey with negative value iq ranting grin
Idìot that doesn't know the difference between a jew and a Christian.
Useless mumu black slave grin
PoliticsRe: 11 Newly Licensed Independent Electricity Distribution Network Operators by UncleKoboko:
Okay.
The most important thing is, WHAT MEGAWATTS OF ELECTRICITY IS NIGERIA GENERATING AND DISTRIBUTING AT THE MOMENT AND IN YEARS?

Nigeria is such a shameless, USELESS and empty country filled with the most evil, senseless, corrupt and old fool leaders.

South Africa here is producing almost 250,000 megawatts of electricity, while Nigeria claiming giant of Africa can't even produce up 30,000.
THAT MEANS SOUTH AFRICA IS PRODUCING ALMOST X10, IMAGINE!

HOW CAN A COUNTRY SURVIVE AND PROGRESS WITH ELECTRICITY IN THIS MODERN AGE?
YET, NIGERIA STILL REMAINS 6TH LARGEST PRODUCER OF CRUDE OIL IN THE WORLD.

WHAT A SHAME!
RomanceRe: Is It Okay To Block Your Ex, Or Should You Let Them Watch You Succeed? by UncleKoboko: 8:24pm On Oct 08, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Who da fuckkk still block ex this twenty first century?
I don't block anybody

Life is not all about relationships only

There is more to life than sex and relationships

Even self you can still knack your ex anyday anytime twice on their ovulation day
All the time I don't leave women with anger and quarell
Infact when they are with me I always say this to them
Hey baby girl there might be circumstances beyond our control that might lead to break up in the future but one thing I will promise you is that am gonna be your friend till the end of time
Or deh
At the end of all your mumus, you go carry one girl with unknown bodycount for house as wife and mother of your children.
She nor go block any of her ex, she go dey constantly view their status, and also dey post status because of them grin grin grin
One dey you go get sense sha... grin
Foreign AffairsRe: 44 Soldiers, 34 Police Officers Killed In Hamas Attack (Names & Photos) by UncleKoboko: 8:21pm On Oct 08, 2023
stagger:
Israel will kill 100 hamas for every soldier killed. You can be sure of it.
In a fight of siblings far away, a nonentity black slavē monkey is taking sides and thinks his opinion counts. The funny thing is, both will either choose and tolerate each other first, before any USELESS low-life black slavē.

As if either of them gives a shît about you or your opinion. grin
Foreign AffairsRe: 44 Soldiers, 34 Police Officers Killed In Hamas Attack (Names & Photos) by UncleKoboko: 8:20pm On Oct 08, 2023
Dittodat:
K
May their souls rest in peace.
What about thr thousands of Palestinians that they have been killing on daily basis?
This is not an isolated case. Read even recent news and you will find out that Palestinians civilians are killed on daily basis by the Israeli forces.
The Israeli apartheid system is responsible for this chaos. You cannot keep people down forever and not expect such reaction eventually.
Even some Israeli lawmakers have said the same thing. It's only logical.
In a fight of siblings far away, a nonentity black slavē monkey is taking sides and thinks his opinion counts. The funny thing is, both will either choose and tolerate each other first, before any USELESS low-life black slavē.

As if either of them gives a shît about you or your opinion. grin
Foreign AffairsRe: 44 Soldiers, 34 Police Officers Killed In Hamas Attack (Names & Photos) by UncleKoboko: 8:20pm On Oct 08, 2023
turmacs:
If i was the leader of Israel, i wound make sure every living thing is that alwuakubar region of Palestine is killed. You say your God is the most powerful but he can't fight for your freedom. Pastor wey dey give him members rosary and holy water to put inside motor when they are traveling, that same pastor dey travel with bullet proof cars and armed guards when the Jesus they claim to be following in his footsteps never for one day travel with security..

Honestly, i don't know between Islam and that other one which one has the most stupid followers/believers.
In a fight of siblings far away, a nonentity black slavē monkey is taking sides and thinks his opinion counts. The funny thing is, both will either choose and tolerate each other first, before any USELESS low-life black slavē.

As if either of them gives a shît about you or your opinion. grin
Foreign AffairsRe: US Sends Carrier Strike Group To The Eastern Mediterranean In Support Of Israel by UncleKoboko: 8:12pm On Oct 08, 2023
ReubenE:
While Israel is notorious for their heavy hand on Palestinians, Hamas just destroyed the little sympathy they enjoyed from some state and non-state actors with this barbaric attack especially on civilians.
How can you go into the streets and start shooting anybody on sight, forcing people out from their homes and shoot them at point blank, and burning down civilian buildings with people inside.

While this attack may have succeeded in terms of its core objectives of destabilizing relations between Israeli and some gulf states, and showing the Israeli government that they are not invincible. Hamas equally has dug a new grave that so many of its people would be buried inside.

This show of force by the US no doubt is to send a message to Iran and other terrorists form Yemen
That's what you get when you bully and steal people's lands.
THE ONLY PROOF BASTARƊ EVIL ÌSREAL HAS IS THAT, THE MADE-UP WRITTEN STORY BOOK "OLD TESTAMENT" STATED IT.
EVEN AS A NONE MUSLIM OR CHRISTIAN, I HATE ÌSREAL WITH PASSION, AS I HATE ANY GROUP OF PEOPLE THAT THINKS THEY ARE BETTER THAN OTHER HUMANS AND CALLS THEMSELVES GOD'S FAVOURITE.

TO HELL WITH ÌSREAL AND PALESTINE, BUT I WANT ÌSREAL TO BE WIPED OUT COMPLETELY.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Sends Carrier Strike Group To The Eastern Mediterranean In Support Of Israel by UncleKoboko: 8:07pm On Oct 08, 2023
Dynamicboss:
The president of Israel has called for immediate evacuation of its citizens from Hamas over the next terror assault that will be unleashed on Gaza, the next few days. Once this is achieved and the hostages are captured, that's the end of a country that once existed.

The next phase is that Israel will level gaza into complete rubbles and destruction.

I just pity hamas. See what they have brought upon themselves
Pity yourself more
In a fight of siblings far away, a nonentity black slavē monkey is taking sides and thinks his opinion counts. The funny thing is, both will either choose and tolerate each other first, before any USELESS low-life black slavē.

Nobody gives a shît about you or your opinion cheesy

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