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Education › Re: Obi Mirabel: UNN Student To Be Expelled For Twerking In Bikini In A Competition by UncleKoboko: 9:37pm On Oct 29, 2021
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Olosho from secondary school.
Na TiWHORE savage be this one role model.

At graduation, na "AGGRESSIVE WHORING" she go carry graduate grin.

The future is moving on grin

Crime › Re: IPOB Insurgents Kill 3 Dangote Drivers, Set Bodies Ablaze In Imo by UncleKoboko: 9:36pm On Oct 29, 2021
Danjikanbauchi:
Yoruba media trying to cause bad blood between Igbos and North. The worst people to associate with is Yorubas.
Lol
Wetin I nor go see from fool ani fools and OSU ipób jew pigs grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Delta Police Arrest Young Lady With Pistol, Stolen Phones & Drugs by UncleKoboko: 9:29pm On Oct 29, 2021
Olosho plus

Female version of yahoo plus.


The future is on the next leeevuuuu grin

Family › Re: My Wife Refused To Swear That She Does Not Cheat by UncleKoboko: 3:02pm On Oct 29, 2021
Afodot0022:
My fear is that even though she is not cheating presently, should i be concerned she had cheated in the past
Ask her what her body count is and I bet that you'll be amazed.
When woman starts troubling you about cheating, 95% of times something is going on with her already.
DON'T BE A CUCKOLD!
STOP CUCKOLDING!
Science/Technology › Re: Mysterious Radio Waves From The Heart Of Milky Way Baffle Astronomers(Pix,vid) by UncleKoboko: 3:20am On Oct 29, 2021
Righteousness2:
[s]Scriptures Must be Fulfilled! It does not Matter whether we Believe or not.

The Owner and Creator of the Heavens and the Earth told us over 2000 yrs ago , what will be on Earth as Signals to his arrival and the End of the age.

And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;

Men's hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken.

And then shall they see the Son of man coming in a cloud with power and great glory.

And when these things begin to come to pass, then look up, and lift up your heads; for your redemption draweth nigh.

Ready or Not! JESUS is Coming[/s]
Scripture or STORYBOOK?


FULLISHFULL
Business › Re: E-Naira App Vanishes On Google Playstore Amid Poor Reviews by UncleKoboko: 11:19pm On Oct 27, 2021
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Useless president.
Business › Re: FBN Holdings Confirms Hassan-Odukale As Single-Largest Shareholder by UncleKoboko: 11:15pm On Oct 27, 2021
So what now happen?

Will this information change buharî from being a senile and useless president? The worst thing to ever happen to this country after lBB!

Family › Re: I Just Discovered My Wife's Past, How She Lived Her Life While On Campus by UncleKoboko: 8:54pm On Oct 27, 2021
funshint:
So what's the solution now? He should go and divorce her abi? Nothing can be done to change the past so why the stress?
He should please himself too and his wife should deal with it.
A WHORÈ will always be a WHORÈ whether repented or not.
You can't form repentance now and use that to hold me down to getting my own FULFILLMENT and CONTENTMENT.
There's price for everything and this should be the price that his whorè wife should pay for her past waywardness.
Family › Re: I Just Discovered My Wife's Past, How She Lived Her Life While On Campus by UncleKoboko: 7:28pm On Oct 27, 2021
benjida:
You need to go for medical check-up or metal evaluation. You're talking like a deranged person. You have a wife to love and care for and you're talking rubbish. Is she still living that kind of lifehuhhuh?? Besides, she was just a young lady. Did she kill somebodyhuhhuh?
Shut up with your nonsense!
He has a wife to love and care for?
And that should be his purpose and responsibility in life? To love and care for somebody?
How do you care and love a WHORÈ?
Do you ever feel comfortable around your boyfriend or husband's ex fûckers?

Your past is very important and if you did rubbish, it will still hunt you down. You can't eat your cake and have it. I will never love a WHORÈ even if she's repented.
Forgiveness is a choice and God is not even against tit for tat.
Even God usually punish for past sins whether you've repented or not or whether it was committed by you directly or not. Example is the sins of Adam and Eve that all humanity is still paying for.
Family › Re: I Just Discovered My Wife's Past, How She Lived Her Life While On Campus by UncleKoboko: 7:16pm On Oct 27, 2021
brosom:
Did u married ur her that way or what?..

Why hurt ur self bro?

Is she barren?

Is she not reciprocating during sex/intimacy time?

How did u even get to know ur wife lived a wayward life before now?

Wtf is feeding u all this bro?

Wake up bro, don't live in the past because it hurts soon much.
You'll understand and get answers to all of these stupîd questions the day you cross path with one of your wife or girlfriend's former fuckèr. That feeling... That memory of their fuckèry... That awkward reaction...
Family › Re: I Just Discovered My Wife's Past, How She Lived Her Life While On Campus by UncleKoboko: 7:13pm On Oct 27, 2021
LiegeMan:
I allowed the feeling of I've-been-cheated mentality to take over me.

I shouldn't have allowed it in the first place.
You're overworking yourself man.
The past is very important.
Don't allow anyone to deceive you.
Your wife can't change her past and a pussy fûcked can never be unfuckéd.
How would you feel when you're with your wife in a social gathering or a public place and one of her former fuckèr just crosses path with you? The only memory that will come up first in their heads is those fúckíng memories.
Your wife knew what was doing then and she's aware that it wasn't cool. You don't have to forgive her. One can not always eat their cakes and have it.
There are things greater than peace and happiness and it's FULFILLMENT, CONTENTMENT and vengeance.
Family › Re: I Just Discovered My Wife's Past, How She Lived Her Life While On Campus by UncleKoboko: 7:07pm On Oct 27, 2021
OloshoMan:
WTF is your problem, man.
She did all these white in school and you want to do it, now you're married. Your anger isn't channeled in the right place tbh... you May end up destroying the marriage in the process. Get a grip, man. Not her fault.
Or deh
It's not her fault?
Whose fault is it? Mine?
Family › Re: I Just Discovered My Wife's Past, How She Lived Her Life While On Campus by UncleKoboko: 6:41pm On Oct 27, 2021
[s]
frozen70:
To be honest, you are just fighting yourself and it looks like you finds it difficult to forgive

I was thinking your wife is messing up while married to you, I never knew that you are talking about the life style she lived while in school

You can go ahead and live the knd of life that you want, without any hindrances or permission, after all it's your life
[/s]
Rubbish!
Is it a must to forgive? God is not against tit for tat.

Even God is still punishing humans for the sins of Adam and Eve.
YOU CAN'T EAT YOUR CAKE AND HAVE IT.
Family › Re: I Just Discovered My Wife's Past, How She Lived Her Life While On Campus by UncleKoboko: 6:39pm On Oct 27, 2021
funshint:
Is she still living that kind of lifestyle? Is she not fulfilling her duties to you as a wife? So why do you want to set your house and future on fire because of a past that bears no correlation with your present? We are not destined to live thesame life pattern. This "revenge" you want to take; you'll only end up hurting yourself because it has no basis. What has happened in the past belong to the past nothing can change it. Accept this and have peace!
Stop deceiving yourself with that SENSELESS saying of the past not having correlation with the present. It's very foolish to assume that.
Your past defines who you are today and it can also predict your future.
Bodycounts matters alot. There's no how you'll cross path with your wife or girlfriend's ex and you'll feel comfortable...
People will always take responsibilities for their past mistakes whether you have repented or not.
Hyman's are still suffering for the sins of Adam and Eve, even though it has nothing to do with us.
Learn that you can't eat your cake and have. That's how things work... Live with it!
Family › Re: I Just Discovered My Wife's Past, How She Lived Her Life While On Campus by UncleKoboko: 6:35pm On Oct 27, 2021
LiegeMan:
Anger And Vengeance Is Taking The Best Part Of Me

hello nairalanders,

Sorry to disturb your peace but this has been going on in my mind for long and I really need suggestions on how to overcome it. I gave in to ire/anger and it's gradually taking the best part of me since I made a little discovery about my wife's past and how she lived her life while in the campus. I will try and make it as snappy as possible in order not to make you spend much of your time on my case.

Now, it goes this way, my wife came from a middle class family and she attended one of the best and prestigious higher institutions in the country, they're not too rich and they're not poor, infact, their family name can't be in the same sentence with poverty. She had everything she needed and lived her life to the fullest while in the campus, she flirted with and dated the best guys in the campus, she visited many night clubs and other exuberant and flamboyant life style that pertains to the campus.

Now on my own part, I attended one of the Colleges of Education that littered our country,
I did everything all by myself, I sponsored myself throughout my stay in the college, I did all manner of odd jobs to survive, sometimes, I would miss lectures due to lack of cash, no one to assist, all these limitations made me not to pay attention towards the opposite sex as I was busy struggling to survive and hoping unto God for a miracle.

Right now, all I am feeling is anger, ire, all I want now is vengeance knowing fully well that while I was suffering and struggling to survive, fasting without praying, carrying bricks and block from one floor to the other, jumping from one market to the other hawking my wares, that my wife was busy somewhere enjoying and partying away her future, right now, I want to have my revenge, I want to live those life that I wasn't opportune to live, I want to flirt and have fun with many ladies both young and old, I want to visit as many night clubs as possible now that money is flowing in, I careless about the consequences and how she may feel, these are exactly what I'm feeling now.

this can't keep troubling me that's why I brought it here for suggestions and elderly advice.
Do it if it'll make you contented and fulfilled.
There's something greater than peace and happiness and it's called.

CONTENTMENT
FULFILLMENT
VENGEANCE

Don't mind most of those negative comments, they are mostly coming from foolish ladies like your wife who wants to eat their cakes and have it.
Politics › Re: Why Has FG Not Arrested Sheikh Gumi? - Senator Musa Queries DSS by UncleKoboko: 7:26am On Oct 27, 2021
Gumî is a Known bloody Isis terrorist!
Woe betide him and all his terrorist brothers.

The only good thing in this is that, many all the casualties are still Abokî Fool ani people. They should continue killing themselves.
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast At Abolongo Was A Controlled Detonation - Police by UncleKoboko: 7:20am On Oct 27, 2021
Fools

Unprofessional senile fools


Controlled detonation without consideration to inform residents of the place.
Investment › Re: How To Make 100k To 500k Monthly From Football Betting. by UncleKoboko: 7:17am On Oct 27, 2021
ud003:
As the world’s most popular sport, football has no shortage of self-proclaimed experts who are (perhaps overly) confident in backing the right teams on a weekly basis.

You know the type – the bloke in the pub who thinks he knows it all…but never wins a penny!

The majority of bettors are gamblers who just want to make it big overnight. Because of this get rich mindset, week in week out they lose their money.

If your are expecting to win millions overnight with just one ticket then this guide is not for you.

This guide is for those who are ready to approach betting as a business/investment. Those who are ready to grow their bankroll gradually and finally cash out the profit.
If you really want to make a steady income monthly, you need to start seeing betting like a business/investment. Stop gambling and start investing.
The reason while betting is seen as something that responsible people are not supposed to indulge in is because majority of punters are just gamblers who wants to win it big with just one strike.

In this guide i will be teaching you the systems/ strategies i use to pay myself every month with betting.
Make sure to cover every topic in this book and apply them accordingly and see your fortune change for good.
Get your copy now for 1000 Naira
http://www.earnwithfootballbetting.com.ng/
How much you don make for your papa and mama this week?
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant.. Please Help Me, I'm Restless by UncleKoboko: 9:06pm On Oct 26, 2021
Easylion3569:
My girlfriend last saw her menstration last month, its been 30 days and 4 day since she last saw it.. So i was wondering why, and i had to visit a chemist who gave me a pregnancy test tools called 'accuracy'..
he told me how to use it, and what the various line display means.
so i called my girl and told her to urinate small on a small cup, followed the instructions and two thick red line showed..
and the chemist said two line is positive..
i'm still schooling i don't kno what to do now.

everything i have worked for, how i have planned my future is now trying to fade away.
i cant even hold my tears
Lol
If you had held back your cum, there wouldn't have been a need not to hold your tears.



BESIDES, CONDOM IS JUST N50 AND POSTINOR IS JUST AROUND 1K.


You're a very unfortunate person and may God punish you and that girl if you ever do abortion.

DEAL WITH YOUR SHÍT!
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant.. Please Help Me, I'm Restless by UncleKoboko: 9:05pm On Oct 26, 2021
Easylion3569:
My girlfriend last saw her menstration last month, its been 30 days and 4 day since she last saw it.. So i was wondering why, and i had to visit a chemist who gave me a pregnancy test tools called 'accuracy'..
he told me how to use it, and what the various line display means.
so i called my girl and told her to urinate small on a small cup, followed the instructions and two thick red line showed..
and the chemist said two line is positive..
i'm still schooling i don't kno what to do now.

everything i have worked for, how i have planned my future is now trying to fade away.
i cant even hold my tears
Lol
If you had held your cum, there wouldn't have been a need to hold your tears.
BESIDES, CONDOM IS JUST N50.
You're a very unfortunate person and may God punish you and that girl if you ever do abortion.

DEAL WITH YOUR SHÍT!
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson’s Grown-Up Stepchildren And Husband's Ex-Wife (Photos) by UncleKoboko: 8:52pm On Oct 26, 2021
We4all:
Mercy Johnson is a retired husband snatcher.
The ex wife has moved on and even birthed a child for another man.
The woman who dug up the pictures is a busybody.
I hereby declare this news null and void. Case closed!
Are you stupîd?
Mercy Johnson is a WHORÈ and a popular retired nollywood slút.

Nothing can change her past, not even her present state.
Politics › Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Celebrates His Mum On Her 95th Birthday (Photos) by UncleKoboko: 8:40pm On Oct 26, 2021
Wow

See blessing!

We wey our mama don die since the age of 20something cry
May her soul continue to rest in peace.
Celebrities › Re: Emeka Ani: Yul Edochie Seeks Financial Support For Actor by UncleKoboko: 11:00am On Oct 26, 2021
They should all contribute like 10k each
Celebrities › Re: Inspo For My Penthouse In Lagos - Maria Chike Amid Husband Snatching Allegation by UncleKoboko: 10:44am On Oct 26, 2021
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Olosho no dey get shame

90% naija girls are like that.

THEY LIKE USING THE APPROACH OF "YOU CAN'T SHAME THE SHAMELESS" BUT IN THE END,
NA FRUSTRATION AND REGRETS GO STILL KILL THEM grin
Crime › Re: How Will You React To Blackmail by UncleKoboko: 9:01am On Oct 25, 2021
Leaforever:
Absolutely nothing to do wt sex. Wife got married as a virgin in fact.
You're a liar if you can not spill it because this is a faceless forum and nobody release cares.
It's either 3 things.

Sex
Disease
Taboo

No more, no less.
Christianity Etc › Re: Oshoffa In The Sky: Celestial Church Members Claim To See Their Founder (Video) by UncleKoboko: 8:59am On Oct 25, 2021
[s][quote author= post=107040544]Hallelujah to the most High God.
Pa Oshoffa and Prophet Babalola,
These are God's Great Men of God in the time past.

This reminds us about the day the former passed on to glory..... just like yesterday.....



TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN.
The Day Joseph Ayo Babalola Died.
Eye witness account.....

Apostle Joseph Ayo Babalola was the founder of Christ Apostolic Church (C.A.C) along side with Pastors J.B. Akinyele and D.O. Odubanjo. He was a notable minister of God before his death with spiritual gifts of healing and working of miracles. He was born on the 25 April 1904 and died on 26 July 1959.

Although he lived shortly (55 years) but he made a great impact in life and he will forever be remembered for the signs and wonders God did through him.

I read the story told by the late Prophet Samson Oladeji Akande (also known as Baba Abiye at Ede), in whose bedroom Apostle Babalola slept in the Lord on Sunday, July 26, 1959, about 58 years ago. In order to preserve the valuable information contained in that story as told by Baba Abiye, I had to republish the article that would be useful to so many people in the future, giving credit to him as the source. I believe the narrative will give you an hint on how the minister was called to glory.

Apostle Joseph Ayo Babalola showed no sign of sickness until his unforeseen call to glory on Sunday, 26th July, 1959. On Friday 24th July, he returned to Ibadan to attend the general council’s meeting slated for that day. On Saturday morning, 25th July, Apostle Babalola conducted the morning prayer for ministers and members living within the parsonage of C.A.C. Olugbode, Ibadan, and prayed for everyone.

The same day (Saturday 25th July, 1959), he sent two of his followers, Michael and another fellow to me at Ede that I should prepare a place for him to sleep. I never knew he was talking of his final sleep. Apostle Ayo Babalola arrived Ede around 6:30 in the evening that Saturday and he was gladly received. Before his arrival, I had prepared my bedroom ready for him. We ensured that nobody was allowed to rush into the bedroom with him; for it was Apostle Babalola’s habit that he never turned away anybody who came to him for prayer and counselling, no matter how weary he might be. After prayer, I informed him that his meal was ready. He declined to take any meal but requested to be allowed to have some sleep, because he had been holding series of meetings since the past nine days with little or no rest. He woke up three hours later and took some tea and slept off again.

At 4a.m. on Sunday 26th, he woke up, took his bath, took some tea and had his morning meditation without any disturbance. At 6 o’clock, I went to him in the bedroom and he began to talk about a great convention which will soon be held at his hometown, Odo-Owa. He was speaking in parables, so I did not suspect that he was talking about his approaching death. He directed me to call in Prophet Babajide who was in the adjacent room. Both of us knelt down beside his bed and he began to narrate to us how he began his ministry. It was such a sublime experience. Both of us just listened; we did not utter a single word during the course of his narration.

After this, we knelt down for prayer. The three of us prayed. I took the lead. Prophet Babajide followed. When it was his turn to pray, he prayed for a very long time, praying for the church, the leaders and for us too. After the special service, people came to Apostle Babalola in my bedroom and bid him farewell before leaving for their various destinations with joy and humour. He bid everyone farewell and prayed for them. Nobody suspected through his speech or action that death was lurking in the corners. We left him alone to attend to those who were waiting to see him.

Meanwhile, Michael Osabi and Samuel Oluwatosin, the two young men who used to wait on him, remained with him as he took a nap. When he woke up, he called me and returned my covering-cloth to me. His action surprised me and I asked, “Baba, why are you doing this?” He replied, “A man should sleep with his own clothes.”

It failed to occur to me that he was speaking of his close to occur death. He advised me to go and have some sleep myself. By then, everybody else had gone to church for the evening service. Around 5p.m. as he lay on the bed, Apostle Joseph Ayo Babalola breathed heavily three times, saying after, “in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost.” His breathing was like the rumbling of a rain-storm and there was a great vibration in the bedroom. As this was happening, his personal attendants (Michael and Samuel) ran to call me to his bedside before he gave up the ghost. We began to pray and quickly sent for the church leaders who had gone to church for the evening service. We all prayed for his restoration. But while this prayer was on, the Lord opened my spiritual eyes to see what was happening in the heavenlies. The heavenly hosts had come to meet this great prophet and joyfully admitted him into the glory above. He had laid down his sword at Jesus’ feet. So he could not return to earth again.
Apostle Babalola’s corpse was arranged and taken EFON ALAAYE that same night by the church leaders and the elders who were present



Thank you so much for the compliment.
God bless you and yours also.
May God's blessing follow you all the rest of your life.
Have a blessed Week ahead sir.


We are are glad this makes you happy.
It shows in your comment how excited you are.
We all learn everyday.
God bless the Man of God.
God bless you.
Have a blessed Week ahead.[/quote][/s]
Rubbish
Crime › Re: How Will You React To Blackmail by UncleKoboko:
Leaforever:
It's not only nudes or a sextape of U and Ur lover you can be blackmailed wt.

You can be blackmailed wt a family secret too. I've seen this one tear a family apart. Something kept secret for everyone's best interest. When the secret eventually came out, after the blackmail, the person keeping the secret from her kids almost committed suicide. She's still 1 leg in, 1 leg out.
And no, it wasn't paternity fraud.
Forget nonsense.
I'm 99% sure that sex is still involved in that secret directly or indirectly.
Cheating
Having a child for...
True parent or true child identity
Rape
Romance
Etc
Therefore, I'm justified!
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dike And Pero Adeniyi Pictured Together In Abuja by UncleKoboko: 7:00am On Oct 25, 2021
Toto decay
Politics › Re: Umahi Donates ₦30M To Adoration Ministry, Begs Mbaka Not To Speak Against Buhari by UncleKoboko: 6:54am On Oct 25, 2021
Lol!

Osus are amazing people grin


Una suffer never start sef grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Nairaland General › Re: I Want To Quit Friends & Social Media Because Of Too Much Of Financial Begging by UncleKoboko: 9:42pm On Oct 24, 2021
cheesy

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