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aremuforlife:
Ni awon iran eeeee, ati awon ti wan ti waye

aremuforlife:
Stop believing rubbish, you have just been fooled by your imaginary friend.
Even the pounds we are talking about, what can you use one pound to buy in UK?
We all know what we can buy with #780.
Devaluation of naira should be a blessing to us, but we are too lazy to work on the advantages.
Devaluation of naira is more profitable to diasporians.

SlyDev:
If Nigeria want to make their money stronger, they need to stop importing and start manufacturing to export

But the last time Buhari closed border to boost local production, some bigots said he is targeting a tribe.

Breeze111:
Early this year, my babe broke up with me. According to her, she told me there is a man who is asking her hand for marriage and her parent has already giving her the go ahead to marry d man..

She told me the man is rich and promise to buy her car, bla-bka-bla so I told her there is no problem, she can go ahead since am not ready yet after all am just a shoe-maker still waiting for my NYSC...

Bt of lately like last two weeks this babe started disturbing me that we should come and she is sorry... Well I don't know how she get to know that my mum lent me 600k to start up, of wish am doing well now by his "Grace" and at the same time serving my country presently...

So according to her, she say the man just only wanted to sleep with her and because she refuse and told the man to wait till after their wedding the man broke up with her...as it stands now I don't really know what to do...

Disclaimer12:
She's gorgeous! Black is beautiful! I'm surprised pastor Righteousness still clicked on the thread, baba start preaching after seeing the descendant of Delilah! My major dilemma is these big brothers housemates fans, abeg where are they holding their meetings? U go hear ' mercy fans bought her range Rover sports' abeg I wan know the meeting venue o! By the way FTC on nairaland since 2013, abeg bros lala, give me my share of today's toasted snake meat as medal

Felabrity:
Shiit never hold you before abi

Gerrard59:
A very odd thought process you have there. So, parents should not provide better options for their children than their parents did? What if OP's parents never went to school, according to your thought process, they should not have sent him to school?

How is it disturbing to aspire in sending one's children to the best schools (all of which are located in developed countries)?

Honestly, it is your thought process that is disturbing if not, what is wrong with a parent who graduated from a state university aspiring to send his child to a private university?

UncleKoboko:
Nigerians and this senseless one-way thinking and mentality...? Very greedy and will never think they have enough.

1) You earn up to 800k and you still think that you're poor.

2) You don't think you have enough money to raise a family? That's not even a problem. THE MAJOR PROBLEM IS YOU WANTING TO SEND YOUR CHILDREN ABROAD TO STUDY. THIS IS VERY DISTURBING...
Did your parents send you abroad before you be were able to develop yourself up to this stage?

Many of you with this mumu mentality will make grave mistakes that you'll end up regretting.
You will give birth to children that someone else will raise (abroad).
Some of them will learn the western culture and become a pain in your ass.
Some will become lesbians and gays... Is that the kind of children you want to raise?

I don't know what essence and joy there again to give birth to children you can't grow with.

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impactValue:
Greetings, good people of Nairaland

Please I need a piece of honest advice from experienced nairalanders, I am a Software Engineer, I got an offer from a very close friend (He is like a brother to me) of mine that resides in Dubai to come and manage a club he co-owns to enable him time for other activities. I will need to learn how nightclubs operate since I have little or zero knowledge about the nightlife. I have the freedom to pick up side gigs (or remote work) when I can and He is not in any way restricting me but he needs me to learn the business with him.

The plan, in a simple language, when I learn the business well enough he will pull out and open his own so I can be his manager since he doesn't want recognition.

He paid for my flight ticket and was the one that processed the visa for me (tourism) and he is currently working on how my visa can be extended and my work permit too.

Before I came to Dubai, I applied for this opening with a tech firm in Berlin. I completed the last stage here in Dubai and have been sent the offer but I will have to relocate to Germany because the work is on-site, the company bare expenses regards flight ticket, travel insurance, visa process et al. The start salary is 56K euros per annum (gross).

Also, I resigned from a bank as a development specialist (full-time staff not yet confirmed though, was earning 450K naira net with other benefits) prior to my trip to Dubai. I was doing well in Nigeria because I earned a total of up to 800K (with all my works combined) just that the work ethic (the bank work) is toxic to me because you will work your brain out debugging code, plus I am looking at a good place that I can start a family when I am ready and Nigeria is a no for me unless I have enough money to send my kid abroad to study.

What do I do now that I am already in Dubai? I am passionate about tech and I love the echo system. Please any input from experienced fellows will go a long way for me.

Thanks in advance. Mod please help so I can get as much input as possible

IamAsiri:
You are not totally right though. A virgin raped will not be killed but rather, the rapist will be killed. For adulterers, both will die.

yanabasee2:
Omo... 5,000



When I never reach 5 girls weh I don really shag...


Omo..... Its not easy to have self-control oh.... the girls I've shagged so far are girls I have dated and planned to marry.... but separated due to one thing or the other...


Na it person go don shag reach 5k.... Omo.... I dove my hat!!

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
They need to learn to because these days it's so easy to bang married women

Jonathan:
I think the most secret married people keep from eachother and the world revolves round INFIDELITY.
Infidelity is the major reason why marriages don't work and eventually crashes.

No man in his right sense can tolerate their wife cheating or imagine another man having sex with their wife.

No man usually also forgive that act.

Jonathan:
I think the most secret married people keep from eachother and the world revolves round INFIDELITY.
Infidelity is the major reason why marriages don't work and eventually crashes.

No man in his right sense can tolerate their wife cheating or imagine another man having sex with their wife.

No man usually also forgive that act.

PrinceOfLagos:
Na packaging full Lagos

Chinedu in ABA get money pass Rashidi in Lagos

EmperorTolson:
Your life is miserable and pathetic.
You're a thorn in the flesh for everybody around you (your parent inclusive).
Boko haram.
#20 rat poison will save your miserable life a lot of stress.
You can share with your olosho mother and boko haram father.
Mumu

EmperorTolson:
Who quoted your rubbish paper?
You be mumu and you're a waste of sperm.
I'll not blame you but rather I'll blame your mother that open her frustrated pussyi for your criminal headslammer father.
When you lack home training and you lack civil way of communication, na here we'll teach you.
Shebi you always think you have monopoly to always attack.
Keep it coming, you'll get more than you bargain for. You this son of a thousand dick.
Your daddy organisation make front page again
https://www.nairaland.com/6828119/iswap-procures-military-uniforms-libya

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OkukoIgbo:
A book your demonic violent terrorist rapist fake arse prophet of doom and dirtiness copied after highing himself with opium in the caves of medina, a book your prophet mohammed that almost raped his fellow man cos he was wearing a gown without breast thinking he was a little girl since your prophet is a chronic paedophile copied and attributed pages to same mary that born Jesus. You valueless terrorists should keep deceiving yourselves. How did your idiot prophet mohammed die? An 1mbecile that died from a poison a woman he killed the husband and wanted to rape gave him in a lamb meat, he died like a rabid dog, having seizure and convulsions, tears rolled from his eyes, saliva from his mouth, his tongue was stuck out like a dead salah ram; it was a gory sight to behold. How was the idiot buried? In a shallow grave that hungry pigs exhumed his petrifying horrible carcass and ate almost half of the idiot, crunched and snacked on his still standing manhood and testicles. Useless set of people with a useless religion from a useless illiterate dirty and smelly cave dwelling moronic prophet of terrorists, murderers, rapists, bandits, drug abusers, etc.

EmperorTolson:
So that's why you headslammer have been killing because of religion calling yourself boko haram, iswap, isis.

PS:When you don't have knowledge about something, and then making reference to it is madness