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Good.


Let everything just blow up and we share this zoo.


I'm tired of sharing a country with this fool ani fools.


No constant electricity in place.
No functional refineries in place,

YET THIS OLD FOOLS WANT TO REMOVE FUEL SUBSIDY SO THAT FUEL WILL BE 340 PER LITER.

IT WILL NEVER BE WELL WITH BUHARÎ

impactValue:
Greetings, good people of Nairaland

Please I need a piece of honest advice from experienced nairalanders, I am a Software Engineer, I got an offer from a very close friend (He is like a brother to me) of mine that resides in Dubai to come and manage a club he co-owns to enable him time for other activities. I will need to learn how nightclubs operate since I have little or zero knowledge about the nightlife. I have the freedom to pick up side gigs (or remote work) when I can and He is not in any way restricting me but he needs me to learn the business with him.

The plan, in a simple language, when I learn the business well enough he will pull out and open his own so I can be his manager since he doesn't want recognition.

He paid for my flight ticket and was the one that processed the visa for me (tourism) and he is currently working on how my visa can be extended and my work permit too.

Before I came to Dubai, I applied for this opening with a tech firm in Berlin. I completed the last stage here in Dubai and have been sent the offer but I will have to relocate to Germany because the work is on-site, the company bare expenses regards flight ticket, travel insurance, visa process et al. The start salary is 56K euros per annum (gross).

Also, I resigned from a bank as a development specialist (full-time staff not yet confirmed though, was earning 450K naira net with other benefits) prior to my trip to Dubai. I was doing well in Nigeria because I earned a total of up to 800K (with all my works combined) just that the work ethic (the bank work) is toxic to me because you will work your brain out debugging code, plus I am looking at a good place that I can start a family when I am ready and Nigeria is a no for me unless I have enough money to send my kid abroad to study.

What do I do now that I am already in Dubai? I am passionate about tech and I love the echo system. Please any input from experienced fellows will go a long way for me.

Thanks in advance. Mod please help so I can get as much input as possible

Nigerians and this senseless one-way thinking and mentality...? Very greedy and will never think they have enough.

1) You earn up to 800k and you still think that you're poor.

2) You don't think you have enough money to raise a family? That's not even a problem. THE MAJOR PROBLEM IS YOU WANTING TO SEND YOUR CHILDREN ABROAD TO STUDY. THIS IS VERY DISTURBING...
Did your parents send you abroad before you be were able to develop yourself up to this stage?

Many of you with this mumu mentality will make grave mistakes that you'll end up regretting.
You will give birth to children that someone else will raise (abroad).
Some of them will learn the western culture and become a pain in your ass.
Some will become lesbians and gays... Is that the kind of children you want to raise?

I don't know what essence and joy there again to give birth to children you can't grow with.

For men,
If all you've ever gotten from your relationship is sex, and yet the bìtch still has the guts to cheat on you,

1, NEVER forgive her.
Make sure you take back and make her feel very comfortable until you get a very sweet chance to take your revenge. You can later dumped her after you've reached dueces with her.
Remember, God is not even against tit for tat.

2, Find a way to sleep with her best friends or cousins.
When do this, make sure you use it to slap them on their faces. E dey sweet die.

3, If she's a wife already, no need to divorce her.
Keep her. Hustle to make a lot of money and then marry someone much more better than her.
Younger
Smarter
Sexier
More beautiful

4. Anytime she misbehaves, remind her of how she's been a bìtch and you'll always win in your arguments.

Rubbish!
I'm 100% sure that this write-up is by a FEMALE... You people love eating your cake and having it. You're very smart at playing the victim card and guilt-tripping until you get caught, then you'll start all these rubbish preaching and emotional manipulations...

Btw,

Cheating is never a mistake, especially with females. Cheating is ALWAYS a choice and most females know the implications and the impacts it usually have on men. A lot is usually put into consideration before females cheat apart from the reason of prostitution...

For me, you can cheat if you want, especially if you think that I'm also cheating on you, but you're DOOMED if you ever get caught.
No cheating partner should be forgiven because the relationship can never be the same again, no matter how hard you try.

Women owe men more obligations to be loyal in relationship. This is because, the most important thing women can offer in relationship is SEX. It is like 95% of the only thing they have to give while men give other things like favour, money and other values. THIS IS NOT BALANCED, which is the reason why I said women owe men more obligation to stay loyal.
So when a woman start offering the only thing she's offering in a relationship to other men, such girl or woman should never be forgiven. That's the highest form of disrespect and betrayal.
Men should only take these women back if they seek revenge.
Revenge is divine and very sweet.
Even God loves revenge and he doesn't forgive all sins.
...God is still punishing humans for the sins of Adam and Eve, so who am I not to punish a disloyal useless and loose bìtch?

IamAsiri:
You are not totally right though. A virgin raped will not be killed but rather, the rapist will be killed. For adulterers, both will die.

So what does this have with secrets, cheating and getting caught?

Use your brain nau

yanabasee2:
Omo... 5,000



When I never reach 5 girls weh I don really shag...


Omo..... Its not easy to have self-control oh.... the girls I've shagged so far are girls I have dated and planned to marry.... but separated due to one thing or the other...


Na it person go don shag reach 5k.... Omo.... I dove my hat!!

You will definitely end up marrying a leftover too

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
They need to learn to because these days it's so easy to bang married women

Then you must also learn to be a cuckold. If you don't marry a virgin or if you married a woman not a virgin, accept that you married a WHORĒ that has been used and dumped by several men.

Alēx and his pîmp business.

Always organising USELESS beauty pageant shows.
Most people there only came to bid for whores themselves or their clients.


Most Nigerian girls have turned into something else...
I pity this generation.

Like 6 out of every 10 average Nigerian girls, especially the ones in higher institutions have 2-3 married men in their bodycount portfolio.



To all the single girls sleeping with married men, MAY YOU ALL NEVER HAVE A PEACEFUL MARRIAGE INSHA ALLAH AND IN JESUS NAME.



AMEEN.

Jonathan:
I think the most secret married people keep from eachother and the world revolves round INFIDELITY.
Infidelity is the major reason why marriages don't work and eventually crashes.

No man in his right sense can tolerate their wife cheating or imagine another man having sex with their wife.

No man usually also forgive that act.

EVEN IF THE MAN IS CHEATING TOO,
MEN DON'T FORGIVE INFIDELITY.

Sex is the highest form of relationship between a man and a woman.
Sex is also like the highest thing women give in a relationship.

When a woman start giving the same sex to multiple people and she's caught, she'll never have her self worth and values again in the sight of her husband or boyfriend.

Another thing is when your man learns about your past whoring life... He'll take revenge on you for what you did even when he's not in your life....

BODYCOUNT SAYS A LOT ABOUT A WOMAN'S PERSONALITY.


Women also likes taking revenge on men for cheating by cheating too. When women do this, it's better they keep it a secret and never let themselves to be caught.
Taking revenge on a man by cheating and still keeping the man is extremely dangerous. It's like fighting a battle you can never win especially if the man is in good form too. In your decline, he'll take his revenge and na woman go suffer pass.

THIS IS THE MAJOR THING CAUSING PROBLEM IN MANY MARRIAGES AND RELATIONSHIP TODAY.

Jonathan:
I think the most secret married people keep from eachother and the world revolves round INFIDELITY.
Infidelity is the major reason why marriages don't work and eventually crashes.

No man in his right sense can tolerate their wife cheating or imagine another man having sex with their wife.

No man usually also forgive that act.

This is very true, and it's because sex is different for both gender.
The highest form of disrespect and degrading a wife or girlfriend can dish to their man is to cheat. If you're ever caught cheating, never believe that the guy will ever forgive you, EVEN IF IT'S OBVIOUS THAT HE IS CHEATING TOO. It's a crime that should never be forgiven because, CHEATING IS ALWAYS A CHOICE AND NEVER A MISTAKE.


90% of naija girls can only offer sex during relationship and even marriage. They don't contribute anything else that's major. Men will usually don't have a problem with this as long as you stay loyal and committed to them only.
The moment you cheat and get caught, you will be worth less than nothing. Even if he tells you he has forgiven you, things can never be the same again and will definitely take a revenge on you when the time is right for him to do so.
The mistake most women also make is keeping up communication with their ex thinking it doesn't matter. For as long as your man knows about what has happened between you and that ex in the past, he will never feel secured that both of you still communicates.

PrinceOfLagos:
Na packaging full Lagos

Chinedu in ABA get money pass Rashidi in Lagos

U forget Osu ipób jew pigs tóo dey chestbeat?

EmperorTolson:
Your life is miserable and pathetic.
You're a thorn in the flesh for everybody around you (your parent inclusive).
Boko haram.
#20 rat poison will save your miserable life a lot of stress.
You can share with your olosho mother and boko haram father.
Mumu

You can share with your olosho mother and boko haram father.
Your old hag ugly whorè mother was rapped by a boko-haram to birth you. So who's now boko haram?

EmperorTolson:
Who quoted your rubbish paper?
You be mumu and you're a waste of sperm.
I'll not blame you but rather I'll blame your mother that open her frustrated pussyi for your criminal headslammer father.
When you lack home training and you lack civil way of communication, na here we'll teach you.
Shebi you always think you have monopoly to always attack.
Keep it coming, you'll get more than you bargain for. You this son of a thousand dick.
Your daddy organisation make front page again
https://www.nairaland.com/6828119/iswap-procures-military-uniforms-libya

Woe betide you and your entire generation.
Frustrated OSU ipób jew pig.

I pity your useless parents. Your mama just suffer for nothing, she should have flushed you away earlier since your useless lowlife papa no fit afford N20 condom back then.

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If today wasn't a Sunday, I'd said that you're a fool and a thief.
How much is tok 2005 and 2007?

Lol

Pain and sorrow to BMCs and Fool ani fools...

OkukoIgbo:
A book your demonic violent terrorist rapist fake arse prophet of doom and dirtiness copied after highing himself with opium in the caves of medina, a book your prophet mohammed that almost raped his fellow man cos he was wearing a gown without breast thinking he was a little girl since your prophet is a chronic paedophile copied and attributed pages to same mary that born Jesus. You valueless terrorists should keep deceiving yourselves. How did your idiot prophet mohammed die? An 1mbecile that died from a poison a woman he killed the husband and wanted to rape gave him in a lamb meat, he died like a rabid dog, having seizure and convulsions, tears rolled from his eyes, saliva from his mouth, his tongue was stuck out like a dead salah ram; it was a gory sight to behold. How was the idiot buried? In a shallow grave that hungry pigs exhumed his petrifying horrible carcass and ate almost half of the idiot, crunched and snacked on his still standing manhood and testicles. Useless set of people with a useless religion from a useless illiterate dirty and smelly cave dwelling moronic prophet of terrorists, murderers, rapists, bandits, drug abusers, etc.

Lol
Who opened this deranged dog's caged?
Didn't you people copy the Torah from the Jews?
And I guess your whorè mother and drunkard old fool father told you the story of the prophet because they lived with him to know him with all those interesting personalities?

EmperorTolson:
So that's why you headslammer have been killing because of religion calling yourself boko haram, iswap, isis.

PS:When you don't have knowledge about something, and then making reference to it is madness

Ps kill your life endeavours there.
The book wey u dey quote to spew rubbish about the prophet, your papa get knowledge about am?
You're such a dolt.

THIEF

Olosho from secondary school.
Na TiWHORE savage be this one role model.

At graduation, na "AGGRESSIVE WHORING" she go carry graduate .

The future is moving on

Danjikanbauchi:
Yoruba media trying to cause bad blood between Igbos and North. The worst people to associate with is Yorubas.

Lol
Wetin I nor go see from fool ani fools and OSU ipób jew pigs

Olosho plus

Female version of yahoo plus.


The future is on the next leeevuuuu

Afodot0022:
My fear is that even though she is not cheating presently, should i be concerned she had cheated in the past

Ask her what her body count is and I bet that you'll be amazed.
When woman starts troubling you about cheating, 95% of times something is going on with her already.
DON'T BE A CUCKOLD!
STOP CUCKOLDING!

Righteousness2:
[s]Scriptures Must be Fulfilled! It does not Matter whether we Believe or not.

The Owner and Creator of the Heavens and the Earth told us over 2000 yrs ago , what will be on Earth as Signals to his arrival and the End of the age.

And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;

Men's hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken.

And then shall they see the Son of man coming in a cloud with power and great glory.

And when these things begin to come to pass, then look up, and lift up your heads; for your redemption draweth nigh.

Ready or Not! JESUS is Coming[/s]

Scripture or STORYBOOK?


FULLISHFULL

Useless president.

So what now happen?

Will this information change buharî from being a senile and useless president? The worst thing to ever happen to this country after lBB!

funshint:
So what's the solution now? He should go and divorce her abi? Nothing can be done to change the past so why the stress?

He should please himself too and his wife should deal with it.
A WHORÈ will always be a WHORÈ whether repented or not.
You can't form repentance now and use that to hold me down to getting my own FULFILLMENT and CONTENTMENT.
There's price for everything and this should be the price that his whorè wife should pay for her past waywardness.

benjida:
You need to go for medical check-up or metal evaluation. You're talking like a deranged person. You have a wife to love and care for and you're talking rubbish. Is she still living that kind of life?? Besides, she was just a young lady. Did she kill somebody?

Shut up with your nonsense!
He has a wife to love and care for?
And that should be his purpose and responsibility in life? To love and care for somebody?
How do you care and love a WHORÈ?
Do you ever feel comfortable around your boyfriend or husband's ex fûckers?

Your past is very important and if you did rubbish, it will still hunt you down. You can't eat your cake and have it. I will never love a WHORÈ even if she's repented.
Forgiveness is a choice and God is not even against tit for tat.
Even God usually punish for past sins whether you've repented or not or whether it was committed by you directly or not. Example is the sins of Adam and Eve that all humanity is still paying for.

brosom:
Did u married ur her that way or what?..

Why hurt ur self bro?

Is she barren?

Is she not reciprocating during sex/intimacy time?

How did u even get to know ur wife lived a wayward life before now?

Wtf is feeding u all this bro?

Wake up bro, don't live in the past because it hurts soon much.

You'll understand and get answers to all of these stupîd questions the day you cross path with one of your wife or girlfriend's former fuckèr. That feeling... That memory of their fuckèry... That awkward reaction...