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CrimeRe: Lady Arrested For Stealing N2.5m During Sex Romp With Man by UncleKoboko: 9:23am On Dec 08, 2021
Vagina people



THE ONLY ASSET THEY HAVE IS THEIR VAGINA

THAT IS THE ONLY THEY CAN BRING TO THE TABLE.
TravelRe: LASTMA Was Pursuing The Trailer That Killed 15 Schoolchildren In Lagos by UncleKoboko: 5:29pm On Dec 07, 2021
Success957:
grin
hoe low foe nie
TravelRe: LASTMA Was Pursuing The Trailer That Killed 15 Schoolchildren In Lagos by UncleKoboko: 5:28pm On Dec 07, 2021
why e dey runhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh
EducationRe: Dowen College Parents’ Forum Reacts To Online Campaign To Withdraw Children From by UncleKoboko: 5:24pm On Dec 07, 2021
Mko123:
Is it only me?
Abeg if you are tired of this Dowen case, hit share and if otherwise punch the like button
I guess you are the ONLY m0 ron on this table.
FamilyRe: Is It Compulsory For A Lady To Know How To Cook Before Marriage? by UncleKoboko: 11:11am On Dec 07, 2021
habsydiamond:
It depend on the kind of guy u want to marry.. If u are marrying a white guy u do t need to know how to cook.. Na eatery go suffer am.. If Na big naija Boi same Na restaurant, eateries go suffer am but if Na the average guy.. U marry nobody go tell u b4 u go go learn for utube or go get teacher wey go teach u.. Cos if dem use food frustrate ur life fear go catch u.... Most men for lovey lovey stage will accept anything from their ladies oo. But get married first Na den u go know say an hungry man is an angry man.
Sense dey pain you,
How many so-called white guys or big boi do you know personallyhuhhuhhuh??
EducationRe: Dowen College: Family Hires Femi Falana Over Sylvester Oromoni's Death by UncleKoboko: 1:08am On Dec 07, 2021
Chai


See Wanaka grin
PoliticsRe: Bolarinwa Babalakin Is Dead (Former Supreme Court Judge Dies At 94)! by UncleKoboko: 1:54pm On Dec 04, 2021
E try
AutosRe: 2006 Mazda 6 by UncleKoboko: 10:51am On Dec 04, 2021
Michealolushola:
Engine very sound
Ac chilling
gear selecting very fine
all papers intact including customs
just buy and drive

Location:Isolo Lagos
Contact:08069999254

Price:1,280,000
Mazda 5 or 6?
AutosRe: 2006 Mazda 6 by UncleKoboko: 10:50am On Dec 04, 2021
Michealolushola:
Engine very sound
Ac chilling
gear selecting very fine
all papers intact including customs
just buy and drive

Location:Isolo Lagos
Contact:08069999254

Price:1,280,000
800 cash and now?
AutosRe: Toks 2007 Hyundai Sonata GLS Accident Free ______SOLD______ by UncleKoboko:
doctorbj4real:
Lagos Cleared
Accident Free
4 Plugs
Fabric Interior
Ice Chilling AC
Blasting Sound System
Complete Accessories

Location: Ikeja
Price: #2.5m

Call or Whatsapp 08039399575
2.5 for Hyundai 2007?

Keep dreaming grin
EducationRe: How Sylvester Oromoni Was Tortured Before He Died - Father (Video) by UncleKoboko: 10:15pm On Dec 03, 2021
ThatFairGuy:
Ode ni daddy e
Ọdẹ ni olosho to biẹ
EducationRe: How Sylvester Oromoni Was Tortured Before He Died - Father (Video) by UncleKoboko: 10:03pm On Dec 03, 2021
ThatFairGuy:
Ready post back and delete this yapping. Assimilation seems to be your problem
Or deh niẹ
EducationRe: How Sylvester Oromoni Was Tortured Before He Died - Father (Video) by UncleKoboko: 9:50pm On Dec 03, 2021
ThatFairGuy:
And tgy should be killed for that? angry
Yes!
They should be killed.

All bullies especially in boarding schools should be killed.
TravelRe: Skeleton Of Man Trapped In Lava During Mount Vesuvius Eruption In 79 A.D.(Pics) by UncleKoboko: 9:43pm On Dec 03, 2021
IbileIfe:
slowpoke.
Getting the time is elementary school archeology and history.
There have been historians since The Age of Antiquity over 3, 000 years ago.
Are your ignorant of Classical Studies?

What has religion got to do with it?
The first word... That must DEFINITELY be your mother's middle name.

Hoe low Ree buh Ruk kuu
TravelRe: Skeleton Of Man Trapped In Lava During Mount Vesuvius Eruption In 79 A.D.(Pics) by UncleKoboko: 7:25pm On Dec 03, 2021
wiseoneking:
That really pain you, just do not reply every post before you die of heart attack. Learn how to overlook your frustrations. Be strong
Lol
Who opened your cage?
Frustrated child of hate and frustration grin
CelebritiesRe: Surrogacy: Ini Edo Welcomes First Child - A Daughter by UncleKoboko: 7:04pm On Dec 03, 2021
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pocohantas:
Congratulations to her!

I commend her for this move.

Dearest Naija women, this is 2021. If you want a child, no husband forthcoming, fck societal rules and get that child.

Even if it takes stealing sperm, steal it!

After all, they always use lux soap to waste it inside bathroom. Is it that 1 drop they gave you that will kill them?

Don’t stay and be asking “did you come inside?” at 38. Or drinking postinor 2 upandan.

Children would love you in good and bad. Dirty mummy, fat mummy, stretch marks mummy, mummy is mummy.

Don’t allow hypocritical Nigerians dictate how you live your life. Especially when you are not harming anyone.



Why are you guys pained?

Shebi men don’t benefit from marriage? Oya give us small sperm na. Ntoorr! tongue
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Keep your olosho advice to yourself.
It's unfortunate that YOU WISH YOU HAD... NOW.

TOO LATE
TOO BAD
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Drills 700 Snipers Near Ukraine Border As Putin Warns NATO (Pix,video) by UncleKoboko: 6:44pm On Dec 03, 2021
grin
FoodRe: My Brother Brought Home 2 Monkeys This Morning (photos) by UncleKoboko: 11:51am On Dec 03, 2021
angry angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: Kemi Olunloyo: DJ Switch Lied About The "Lekki EndSARS Massacre" by UncleKoboko: 7:17am On Dec 03, 2021
Asgard73:
Typical Yoruba woman...

... and she’s think she’s making sense.. i know she wished for her mind say Na she inform the world about the massacre.
Hateful idiot.. always hating on people wey pass her.
No level.
Typical OSU person...

You'll think you know it all...

Tueh
AutosRe: Honda Civic 2004 Model Forsale(2 units) by UncleKoboko: 2:33am On Dec 03, 2021
lekkys:
can't do 800k
850 is my very best, thanks.
AutosRe: Honda Civic 2004 Model Forsale(2 units) by UncleKoboko: 2:31am On Dec 03, 2021
lekkys:
The car is as clean as it appears in the pictures, engine,gear and air condition are all working well.The price is #930,000 slightly negotiable call or watsap me on 08179484015 or 07016465417 for more details.
800 cash
TravelRe: Skeleton Of Man Trapped In Lava During Mount Vesuvius Eruption In 79 A.D.(Pics) by UncleKoboko: 9:03pm On Dec 02, 2021
Some fools will still come here to ask how they got the age.

USELESS BLIND RELIGIOUS FOOLS.
TravelRe: Skeleton Of Man Trapped In Lava During Mount Vesuvius Eruption In 79 A.D.(Pics) by UncleKoboko: 9:01pm On Dec 02, 2021
Beastus:
Skull miners. How far?
Skull miners abi OSU IPÓB JEW PIGS
TravelRe: Skeleton Of Man Trapped In Lava During Mount Vesuvius Eruption In 79 A.D.(Pics) by UncleKoboko: 8:59pm On Dec 02, 2021
Life...
RomanceRe: Always Investigate Your Girlfriend's Ex Before Marriage by UncleKoboko: 5:38pm On Dec 02, 2021
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CandyOps:
Another thread for superstitious folks. A thread for people wey there brain no dey function well because spiritual matter done take up memory space

Imagine this unfortunate spineless man blaming his wife for his misfortunes in business and life in general without even pointing fingers to the main cause- himself.

Nothing dey vex me like when adult go blame spirit for him misfortunes and bad luck because him no say spirit no fit talk or defend themselves. So instead of taking responsibility and handling his finances like a man him go rather blame juju.

Religion is wrecking havoc on us.
No where in this long post did the OP ask the man how he spends his money and how much he makes... No financial responsibility whatsoever recorded.

I've gone from earning 2m monthly to zero.
I was suicidal. Started doing weed and ashawos just to take my mind off things.

But it only gave me temporal relief till I took the bull by the horns and tackled my demons head-on. The more Africans and Nigerians keep relying on spirits for something as simple as a financial growth the more we sink into backwardness and rot.

Religion done kill our willpower and thought process. Na why one old hag of man or woman go tie red cloth or hold Bible do small acting for una tell una say una wahala na spiritual una go believe because we are too weak to hold ourselves responsible.

Weak spineless men wey no sabi their roots everywhere. I just feel complete utter disgust for this fellow not because he is lost but because he doesn't even know how far lost he is.

Money/income does not have a spiritual connection. If it does Nigeria would be the richest country on Earth. Right diagnosis is half the cure.

Why on earth will a man in his right senses consult a witch doctor or a priest for financial advice when we have people who's actual job is Financial Accounting??

It's like having the manager of a football club consult a DJ for technical advice on how to win the football league.. its all shades of wrong and makes no sense...

Yet we do this every single day and expect some kind of magic to happen. Sometimes I'm forced to think we aren't ready for any real change in Nigeria and Africa but then I understand the bigger picture -- keep them illiterates, uneducated, religious and divided. So the looting and syphoning of our nations wealth will keep on.

No wonder Boko Haram agenda na to kill education in it's totality. This country is already boiling over. Those kids born without proper education in the North years back are all doing big business as Kidnappers and bandits today

Na them de influence the elections and political decisions of this country. Yet una still dey fuel superstition and backward religious beliefs over free-thinking, understanding the importance and capabilities of the human brain when fully empowered.
.

.this continent (not just the country) is completely exhausting. Nothing is structured to help you evolve and grow.
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You are a CAPITAL F00L and you will definitely learn your very hard lessons soon...
Mark my words.
HealthRe: Please What Is This Growth? by UncleKoboko: 8:04am On Dec 02, 2021
angry

Your brother will be the fingerprint person of the RAPTURE.

HE IS BEING PREPARED FOR IT...
HealthRe: OMICRON: SA’s New COVID Cases Have Doubled In One Day, Tripled In Two Days (PIX) by UncleKoboko: 7:58am On Dec 02, 2021
Na una sabi

If una like, make una release the 10th variant like I dey release creampîe inside all these Imo and Anambra girls wey dey my area grin
E no consign me grin grin grin
HealthRe: OMICRON: SA’s New COVID Cases Have Doubled In One Day, Tripled In Two Days (PIX) by UncleKoboko: 7:57am On Dec 02, 2021
Nice development

Let them come up with another vaccine or like 4th or 5th shot bullshît.

Whether anyone likes it or not, nothing in this life will ever make me take any nonsense vaccine that has to do with this covid.

All the people that took vaccine for the Spanish in 1918, WHERE ARE THEY NOWhuhhuh
BusinessRe: Exploitative Outrageous Duty Charges By Nigerian Customs by UncleKoboko: 4:28pm On Dec 01, 2021
just2endowed:
I remember at DHL office in ikeja airport, customs call this my guy to come pickup his iPhone 11 promax he bought used at 300$ in 2019. They billed him 315$, and they value the item as new, even though he has the pro forma invoice. They told him if he doesn't pay, item will be seized.

The guy was just crying
It's not true.
They can never seize it.
He should have opened a dispute on the platform he bought it. The item will be recalled and he can get his money back.

Useless evil Nigerian customs
Foreign AffairsRe: Treasure Box Found In River Nile, Jinja, Uganda. by UncleKoboko: 12:09pm On Dec 01, 2021
cheesy
RomanceRe: I Just Found Out That My Fiancée Is Cheating On Me by UncleKoboko:
Women are like cats...
One need to do a lot (show and add values) to get and keep their attention to you.

Women also gets bored and distracted easily, so one usually need to regularly update their games to keep them.

Women ONLY show gratitude to the person adding values to them NOW, what you did yesterday does not count. It's whoever that's doing something for them today that matters...

Maintaining a woman is very stressful, and I THINK putting yourself under the stress is UNNECESSARY.

The way to go is to PUT YOURSELF FIRST!

Threath yourself well and don't make any sacrifices that you won't get appreciated for later.
A woman that will cheat will cheat and NOTHING CAN STOP HER...

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