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Travel › Re: Skeleton Of Man Trapped In Lava During Mount Vesuvius Eruption In 79 A.D.(Pics) by UncleKoboko: 9:01pm On Dec 02, 2021
Beastus:
Skull miners. How far?
Skull miners abi OSU IPÓB JEW PIGS
Travel › Re: Skeleton Of Man Trapped In Lava During Mount Vesuvius Eruption In 79 A.D.(Pics) by UncleKoboko: 8:59pm On Dec 02, 2021
Life...
Romance › Re: Always Investigate Your Girlfriend's Ex Before Marriage by UncleKoboko: 5:38pm On Dec 02, 2021
[s]
CandyOps:
Another thread for superstitious folks. A thread for people wey there brain no dey function well because spiritual matter done take up memory space

Imagine this unfortunate spineless man blaming his wife for his misfortunes in business and life in general without even pointing fingers to the main cause- himself.

Nothing dey vex me like when adult go blame spirit for him misfortunes and bad luck because him no say spirit no fit talk or defend themselves. So instead of taking responsibility and handling his finances like a man him go rather blame juju.

Religion is wrecking havoc on us.
No where in this long post did the OP ask the man how he spends his money and how much he makes... No financial responsibility whatsoever recorded.

I've gone from earning 2m monthly to zero.
I was suicidal. Started doing weed and ashawos just to take my mind off things.

But it only gave me temporal relief till I took the bull by the horns and tackled my demons head-on. The more Africans and Nigerians keep relying on spirits for something as simple as a financial growth the more we sink into backwardness and rot.

Religion done kill our willpower and thought process. Na why one old hag of man or woman go tie red cloth or hold Bible do small acting for una tell una say una wahala na spiritual una go believe because we are too weak to hold ourselves responsible.

Weak spineless men wey no sabi their roots everywhere. I just feel complete utter disgust for this fellow not because he is lost but because he doesn't even know how far lost he is.

Money/income does not have a spiritual connection. If it does Nigeria would be the richest country on Earth. Right diagnosis is half the cure.

Why on earth will a man in his right senses consult a witch doctor or a priest for financial advice when we have people who's actual job is Financial Accounting??

It's like having the manager of a football club consult a DJ for technical advice on how to win the football league.. its all shades of wrong and makes no sense...

Yet we do this every single day and expect some kind of magic to happen. Sometimes I'm forced to think we aren't ready for any real change in Nigeria and Africa but then I understand the bigger picture -- keep them illiterates, uneducated, religious and divided. So the looting and syphoning of our nations wealth will keep on.

No wonder Boko Haram agenda na to kill education in it's totality. This country is already boiling over. Those kids born without proper education in the North years back are all doing big business as Kidnappers and bandits today

Na them de influence the elections and political decisions of this country. Yet una still dey fuel superstition and backward religious beliefs over free-thinking, understanding the importance and capabilities of the human brain when fully empowered.
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.this continent (not just the country) is completely exhausting. Nothing is structured to help you evolve and grow.
[/s]
You are a CAPITAL F00L and you will definitely learn your very hard lessons soon...
Mark my words.
Health › Re: Please What Is This Growth? by UncleKoboko: 8:04am On Dec 02, 2021
angry

Your brother will be the fingerprint person of the RAPTURE.

HE IS BEING PREPARED FOR IT...
Health › Re: OMICRON: SA’s New COVID Cases Have Doubled In One Day, Tripled In Two Days (PIX) by UncleKoboko: 7:58am On Dec 02, 2021
Na una sabi

If una like, make una release the 10th variant like I dey release creampîe inside all these Imo and Anambra girls wey dey my area grin
E no consign me grin grin grin
Health › Re: OMICRON: SA’s New COVID Cases Have Doubled In One Day, Tripled In Two Days (PIX) by UncleKoboko: 7:57am On Dec 02, 2021
Nice development

Let them come up with another vaccine or like 4th or 5th shot bullshît.

Whether anyone likes it or not, nothing in this life will ever make me take any nonsense vaccine that has to do with this covid.

All the people that took vaccine for the Spanish in 1918, WHERE ARE THEY NOWhuhhuh
Business › Re: Exploitative Outrageous Duty Charges By Nigerian Customs by UncleKoboko: 4:28pm On Dec 01, 2021
just2endowed:
I remember at DHL office in ikeja airport, customs call this my guy to come pickup his iPhone 11 promax he bought used at 300$ in 2019. They billed him 315$, and they value the item as new, even though he has the pro forma invoice. They told him if he doesn't pay, item will be seized.

The guy was just crying
It's not true.
They can never seize it.
He should have opened a dispute on the platform he bought it. The item will be recalled and he can get his money back.

Useless evil Nigerian customs
Foreign Affairs › Re: Treasure Box Found In River Nile, Jinja, Uganda. by UncleKoboko: 12:09pm On Dec 01, 2021
cheesy
Romance › Re: I Just Found Out That My Fiancée Is Cheating On Me by UncleKoboko:
Women are like cats...
One need to do a lot (show and add values) to get and keep their attention to you.

Women also gets bored and distracted easily, so one usually need to regularly update their games to keep them.

Women ONLY show gratitude to the person adding values to them NOW, what you did yesterday does not count. It's whoever that's doing something for them today that matters...

Maintaining a woman is very stressful, and I THINK putting yourself under the stress is UNNECESSARY.

The way to go is to PUT YOURSELF FIRST!

Threath yourself well and don't make any sacrifices that you won't get appreciated for later.
A woman that will cheat will cheat and NOTHING CAN STOP HER...
Politics › Re: There Was No Killing At Lekki Toll Gate - White Paper On EndSARS Panel Report by UncleKoboko: 6:41am On Dec 01, 2021
[s]
HappyPagan:
All the anger, all the threat, yet none of the lovers of the 'dead' could provide evidence of their 'dead'.

So much passion, anger, energy on hounding us Thomases, but even Jesus knew to show the holes in his hands. These ones wan use guilt and threat convince us.. all they saw, they saw through a DJs camera....

Theres been fuckups from the government, both at the state and federal level... That can not be denied.. but to accuse an institution of massacre is a grave accusation.. Evidence, not passion...
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Hoe
Low
Ree
Buu
Ruu
Kuu
Ni ẹ
Celebrities › Re: Ruby Ojiakor Hits The Street On Barefoot To Celebrate 1 Million IG Followers by UncleKoboko: 8:29pm On Nov 30, 2021
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Politics › Re: We Need Saraki, Not Frequent Traveller Seeking Treatment - North Central PDP by UncleKoboko: 12:35pm On Nov 30, 2021
Rexwalters1:
Keep your inconsequential vote, it is not needed.
Keep your useless campaign and opinion too. IT WON'T WORK.
Politics › Re: We Need Saraki, Not Frequent Traveller Seeking Treatment - North Central PDP by UncleKoboko: 7:53am On Nov 30, 2021
grin
Politics › Re: We Need Saraki, Not Frequent Traveller Seeking Treatment - North Central PDP by UncleKoboko: 7:53am On Nov 30, 2021
We don't need anymore that belongs to either APC or PDP.

Anyone from those two parties will definitely be a complete failure and disaster.

We need someone fresh, energetic and young.

Buhari the useless fool ani foolish cow was 30 when the senile bastard overthrowed a democratic government. Almost 50 years later, the old fool is still in power making life difficult for most Nigerians.


Last last, I can vote anything into power as long as it is not HAUSA-FOOL ANI.
Politics › Re: Fuel Subsidy Removal Will Worsen Condition Of Nigerians – Northern Elders Forum by UncleKoboko: 7:43am On Nov 30, 2021
Terorislam:
We Yoruba Muslims supports subsidy.removal
We OSU ipób jew pigs support it with full chest too cool cool cool cool
Education › Re: NEW Case Study Pre-seen Solution Tips For ICAN November 2021 Diet by UncleKoboko: 2:44am On Nov 30, 2021
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Education › Re: It's Time To Get To Work... by UncleKoboko: 2:43am On Nov 30, 2021
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Please when will results be out?
November diet exams results
Politics › Re: Kaduna State To Transition To 4-Day Work Week by UncleKoboko: 6:58pm On Nov 29, 2021
Okwyjesus:
Northern Muslim want to change old status quo created by western education/ lifestyle but are holding on to unequal political creation they made.

That's the problem
Is Nigeria a west?
Why must we live by other people's standards even when it doesn't seat well with us and our culture?
Politics › Re: Kaduna State To Transition To 4-Day Work Week by UncleKoboko: 6:46pm On Nov 29, 2021
Okwyjesus:
Which lead. He is dragging Friday as work free day for Muslims. He belongs to those school of thought that believes moslems must equate all priviledge western education gave Christians
And how's that a problem if you're not a selfish and senseless HYPOCRITE?
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophetess Who Claimed She Went To Hell Apologize To The Church by UncleKoboko: 10:25pm On Nov 28, 2021
Righteousness2:
[s]As long as she Confesses, Genuiely repents from her lies and Makes Peace with JESUS Christ, she is good to go.

It is Better to Confess, repent, make Peace with JESUS Christ , be insulted by men but be Embraced by JESUS Christ.

Than to mislead people in lies and End up in Hell Fire.

@Obembet who exactly is this?
Is this linda?[/s]
Shameless people and hypocrites.

This is how you lie too and claim stupid things you know nothing about.
You keep forcing yourself to have faith in your confusion and delusions.



Religion of joke!
Politics › Re: Breaking News Orlu Is Boiling Right Now by UncleKoboko: 10:16pm On Nov 28, 2021
East don turn North.
All thanks to our fool ani fools government people and the senile useless old fool BUHARÎ

Crime › Re: Yellow Magaji, Bandit Terrorizing Kaduna-Abuja Highway Killed By Police (Graphic by UncleKoboko: 10:11pm On Nov 28, 2021
BeeBeeOoh:
Please, do I really know who My father is?
A son of a WHORĒ can't know...
Crime › Re: Yellow Magaji, Bandit Terrorizing Kaduna-Abuja Highway Killed By Police (Graphic by UncleKoboko: 6:29pm On Nov 28, 2021
BeeBeeOoh:
He must be enjoying his 72 virgins right now.

Chai smiley
Or deh
I guess the theory of 72 virgins originated from your father...
Family › Re: Her Mother Making Passes At Her Husband by UncleKoboko: 8:06am On Nov 28, 2021
braine:
Mind your business.
Shut up!
This is idiotic and senseless senseless by fools mostly is the main reason why the world is turning upsidedown, and why this useless country is the way it is.
When your sister start sleeping with your father and your best friend sees it, he or she will also mind his or her business.
Ewu
Christianity Etc › Re: Bodmas Kemepadei Dumps Christianity For Egbesu Worship (Photo) by UncleKoboko: 7:38pm On Nov 27, 2021
Leverage2021:
Good for him seems christians don't force or order fatwa on people like him

If Na for our religion we don kill am sharp sharp

Sunan Abi Dawud 4356

A man who turned back from Islam was brought to Abu Musa. He invited him to repent for twenty days or about so. Muadh then came and invited him (to embrace Islam) but he refused. So he was beheaded
Bloody hypocrite
Hoe low Ree buh Ruk kuu.


YOU CAN CHOKE ON THESE


[b]But as for these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slaughter them before me.’”

2 Chronicles 15:12-13 ESV
And they entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and with all their soul, but that whoever would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, should be put to death, whether young or old, man or woman.

Deuteronomy 17:1-20 ESV
“You shall not sacrifice to the Lord your God an ox or a sheep in which is a blemish, any defect whatever, for that is an abomination to the Lord your God. “If there is found among you, within any of your towns that the Lord your God is giving you, a man or woman who does what is evil in the sight of the Lord your God, in transgressing his covenant, and has gone and served other gods and worshiped them, or the sun or the moon or any of the host of heaven, which I have forbidden, and it is told you and you hear of it, then you shall inquire diligently, and if it is true and certain that such an abomination has been done in Israel, then you shall bring out to your gates that man or woman who has done this evil thing, and you shall stone that man or woman to death with stones.
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Politics › Re: Tanko Yakassai: Tinubu Visited Me To Seek Support For His Presidential Ambition by UncleKoboko: 7:51am On Nov 27, 2021
[quote author=wwwihy post=107995536] “He (Tinubu) just came to visit me but actually I have two of them (presidential aspirants) that I have earmarked right from the beginning and I made a vow that anyone of them who came to ask for my support first is the person I would support. Tinubu is the first person.”

Tinubu has been patient enough;

In 1993, Tinubu supported MKO
In 1999, Tinubu supported Olu Falae
In 2003, Tinubu supported Obasanjo
In 2007 , Tinubu supported Atiku and gave Atiku platform (Action Congress) to contest against Yardua
In 2011, Tinubu supported Jonathan
In 2015, Tinubu supported Buhari
In 2019, Tinubu supported President Buhari
[s]In 2023, Everyone must join hands together to support Tinubu
[/s][/quote]You must be very stool peed.
Why must everyone join hands to support a thief?
Business › Re: Pound To Naira: Can You Believe This Tiny Coin Is N780? (Pictures) by UncleKoboko: 6:49pm On Nov 26, 2021
aremuforlife:
That shows you are very useless to the country, you did not add any value to political party.
How do you want your voice to be heard?
Ọdẹ
Olofo
So untill I join a useless political party of fools like you before I add value to the country.

Olofo
Business › Re: Pound To Naira: Can You Believe This Tiny Coin Is N780? (Pictures) by UncleKoboko: 12:05pm On Nov 26, 2021
aremuforlife:
Oloriburuku omo irankiran fi emotion soro, ani ode ni e se.
How much was dollar to naira before Obasanjo took over?
How was fuel before Obasanjo became the president of Nigeria?
Which of our infrastructures was good before Buhari became the president and he destroyed them?
Was there functional refinery before he became the president?
We all know that the subsidy only benefits few Nigerians, while some corrupt Nigerians like you sells to neighbouring countries.
Go and ask your godforsaken pdp the contract they signed while selling the power holding company to their families and friends, maybe you will realise how Nigeria was fraud by the leaders of the country, "your supposed best leaders"
Your sorrowful soul will not allow to see the infrastructures going all around the country.
Wake up from your sleep, omo irankiran,
Dear morōn,
For clarification, I don't play SENSELESS party politics. I neither support APC or PDP because there's absolutely nothing different from the two. It's all recycling of useless old fools.
I'm not a bastard like you that stupidity and hypocrisy won't allow to call a spade a spade.

You can keep wallowing in your stupidity and poverty.
Business › Re: Pound To Naira: Can You Believe This Tiny Coin Is N780? (Pictures) by UncleKoboko: 8:19am On Nov 26, 2021
aremuforlife:
Ani were no away Iran see, else you would have stopped mentioning me.
It us easy to destroy but difficult to build, after destroying the country for years, you expect it to be built very fast.
Despite or your negative thinking about the country, Nigeria is still numero uno in Africa, fast recovery economy in the world, position number 2.
Do you know how many the world economy has crease over growth forecast this year, because, they couldn't believe the economy will do well.
Please get a life and stop living a sorrowful life.
It's easy for a dolt like you to remain stupidly locked in your suffering and smiling hypocrisy state. Poverty will send you to hell and your hardship will never end untill you have sense.
How much was exchange rates during Jonathan's government?

A senseless fool ani fool government has not been able to do anything in the last five years and your continued to support evil. It will never be well with you again.

Soon, you will start buying fuel for ₦340 per litre when that old fool BUHARÎ removes the so-called fuel subsidy and your eyes will open.

No constant electricity, yet they want to remove the so-called subsidy.

No functional refineries in the last five years, yet a single man Dangote is building one within 2 years, yet they want to remove the so-called fuel subsidy.

Oloriburuku ọmọ ofo jatijati.
Business › Re: Pound To Naira: Can You Believe This Tiny Coin Is N780? (Pictures) by UncleKoboko: 4:33am On Nov 26, 2021
aremuforlife:
May your life and the next generations remain the same way pdp destroy Nigeria before handing Iver to Buhari
Weyrey
Miserable ass liker.

So because of destroyed Nigeria more than 5 years ago before handing over, Nigeria can never be fixed again even after five years?
It will never be well with you and your entire generation.
Oloriburuku ọmọ irankiran
Politics › Re: Okorocha's Son, Amen, Celebrates Birthday With Praise, Worship In Chapel (Photo) by UncleKoboko: 10:10pm On Nov 25, 2021
Eye service...


See Alēx the hypeman too cheesy

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