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Crime › Re: Olive Ize-Iyamu: UNIBEN Student Missing In Lagos After 'Leaving Home To Cook' by UncleKoboko:
grin

Lol
Wasted generation grin

Just a guy...
A guy that has nothing on you.

A guy that'll probably just give you small change and plenty sperms...

SHE WENT ALL THE WAY FOR FÛCK'S SAKE
See what failed parenting has caused.
Politics › Re: Open Grazing Ban: Governor Bala Mohammed Warns Colleagues, Nigeria’s Elite by UncleKoboko: 5:50am On May 25, 2021
Woe betide Bala and all his ALMAJIRI PEOPLE.


Open grazing has been banned and it will remain so.


Full stop!
Politics › Re: Oyo Muslims Protest In Support Of Palestinians by UncleKoboko: 8:57pm On May 24, 2021
Zenithpeak:
Convergence of ignoramus
So say a Jew asslicker.
Someone who doesn't know the difference between a Jew and christain.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Volcano Erupts At Mount Nyiragongo, DR Congo As Residents Flee by UncleKoboko: 8:54pm On May 24, 2021
JhyMedex:
So much hate and tribal bigotry on one post..
This same person will cry wolf if a white man harasses him with racist slurs and asks him to go back to Africa..

Black people need to get more sense..We can't be terrible tribal bigots and expect racism to end..
I don't know what you mean by black and white people. I have never seen any human in such colour forms before. What I see every day are people with different shades of pink-pale to brown, and I happened to be a brown skinned person.

Meanwhile I think you must be in vegetative state or just mentally unstable for you not to read between the lines in my post. The only thing your hypocritical swine-nose could pick out is tribalism.

Go fk yourself!
Business › Re: Nigerian Girl Flaunts Dollar Bills: 'See Money! Come Pick If You Are Hungry' by UncleKoboko: 8:40pm On May 24, 2021
thatsleepboy1:
Woe betide me and my generation if I don't make it compulsory in my lineage.
Amen

Politics › Re: Irate Youths Burn Police Station In Niger, Block Abuja-kaduna Expressway by UncleKoboko: 7:31pm On May 24, 2021
Sportz:
Irate youths burn police station in Niger, block Abuja-Kaduna Expressway over mindless kidnappings

watch video here
https://youtu.bej/XPbHe8eZWUA


more videos
https://youtu.be/ro38lJrSxQ
What kind of stupîd advertisement video is this?
Untop video wey u download o!
Business › Re: Nigerian Girl Flaunts Dollar Bills: 'See Money! Come Pick If You Are Hungry' by UncleKoboko: 7:23pm On May 24, 2021
[quote author=thatsleepboy1 post=102026177][/quote]Woe betide guys that do that irritating stuff.

You'll only continue to lick and suck old sperms of other fuckèrs out.

Continue to enjoy your misery.m.
Business › Re: Nigerian Girl Flaunts Dollar Bills: 'See Money! Come Pick If You Are Hungry' by UncleKoboko: 7:20pm On May 24, 2021
She'll definitely be an Igbo girl...


Ugly mgbeke
Foreign Affairs › Re: Volcano Erupts At Mount Nyiragongo, DR Congo As Residents Flee by UncleKoboko: 8:27am On May 24, 2021
DrChukki:
How does this comment relate to this post...
Truly the number of stu.pid people on NL is increasing at an alarming rate ...its a pity
Yeah
If you were not mentally unstable or not in a vegetative state, you'll know how to connect the dots...

Or deh
Crime › Re: My Cousin Sister Is Missing (Photos) by UncleKoboko: 6:03am On May 24, 2021
darkstar6971:
a close female relative of one's own generation.
Okay
Cousin huh
Sister huh
Cousin sister grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Volcano Erupts At Mount Nyiragongo, DR Congo As Residents Flee by UncleKoboko: 6:02am On May 24, 2021
dreu2fine:
It's ogun dat rich
Yes
Family › Re: Married Man Confused After Marriage, Needs Advice by UncleKoboko: 6:01am On May 24, 2021
qtguru:
Test = Sleep with and if you decide not to marry her ? What happens ?
Medical test!
Travel › Re: Man Survives After His Car Ran Under A Truck In Abuja (Photos) by UncleKoboko: 10:43pm On May 23, 2021
Pepecushy:
Only Jesus fit do am
Lol
Keep fooling yourself.

Reminds me of unidays... My roommates father, a sango worshipper fell from 3 story building to a hard concrete and survived. In fact, he rode bycicle to his farm the next day.

HE ALSO SAID ONLY SANGO CAN DO IT ...
Politics › Re: FG Declares Monday Work-Free For The Armed Forces In Honour Of Late COAS by UncleKoboko: 10:37pm On May 23, 2021
sad
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Watches Monaco Grand Prix From Her Balcony In Monte Carlo: Pics & Video by UncleKoboko: 10:06pm On May 23, 2021
pdr122:
life with God is the sweetest there is, any other thing comes after
Which of the gods or GODS?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Volcano Erupts At Mount Nyiragongo, DR Congo As Residents Flee by UncleKoboko: 8:58pm On May 23, 2021
huh
Foreign Affairs › Re: Volcano Erupts At Mount Nyiragongo, DR Congo As Residents Flee by UncleKoboko: 8:58pm On May 23, 2021
angry
Politics › Re: Dolapo Osinbajo Visits Attahiru’s Widow, Hints On Buhari, Osinbajo’s Plan by UncleKoboko: 8:56pm On May 23, 2021
grin
USELESS people!

We are getting ready...

Family › Re: I Shall Be Deactivating This Account Soon. It Is So Painful. by UncleKoboko: 8:53pm On May 23, 2021
Klevaclops:
How you take know
From her records here
Family › Re: I Shall Be Deactivating This Account Soon. It Is So Painful. by UncleKoboko: 8:40pm On May 23, 2021
Klevaclops:
The lady could be going thru shii yunno huh
Na lie
Na customer dis one dey find cheesy
Family › Re: I Shall Be Deactivating This Account Soon. It Is So Painful. by UncleKoboko: 8:37pm On May 23, 2021
Klevaclops:
Hope you're not thinking of pulling the plug shocked
Na normal level grin

Boyfriend dump
Next
Snipper drinking grin
Phones › Re: Why Are You Guy's Afraid Of PAY BEFORE DELIVERY by UncleKoboko: 8:35pm On May 23, 2021
MedoUnboxing:
I want to know why
Why are you afraid of pay on delivery?
I want to know why
Family › Re: I Shall Be Deactivating This Account Soon. It Is So Painful. by UncleKoboko: 8:31pm On May 23, 2021
UyaiIncomparabl:
You read me right, Nairalanders.

I shall be deactivating this account soon. I am going to miss all of you so much. Especially my NL boyfriends, followers, crushes and benefactors. My time here was worth it while it lasted. Bid me farewell and wish me well. Seun Osewa, you are about to lose a meaningful member who has brought your forum joy.

Gosh. I am so teary right now.

cry
Attention seeker, what are you waiting for? Customers?

Politics › Re: Gunmen Attack Ugbuodo Police Station In Ebonyi, Two Killed by UncleKoboko: 8:30pm On May 23, 2021
kettykin:
This attack on police stations can't kill Nigeria
So what will kill it?
Keep fooling yourself..
Politics › Re: Gunmen Attack Ugbuodo Police Station In Ebonyi, Two Killed by UncleKoboko: 8:29pm On May 23, 2021
chatinent:
The marriage of 1914 is about to divorce. Who will the acrimony favour?
See grammar, and you talk say you dey write academic blablabla grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Biden: No Peace Until Middle East Nations Recognize Israel's Right To Exist by UncleKoboko: 6:37pm On May 23, 2021
PervertProphet:
We see you wey know the meaning of israel.
Headslammer.
Is that your father's name?
Career › Re: From N10,000 Salary To Millionaire Pay: My Grace Filled Career Journey So Far. by UncleKoboko: 2:09pm On May 23, 2021
Godsownchild199:
Hi Everyone, I’m 26 years old and I want to share my little story with you all. I hope you can learn a thing or two from it. This is not my main account, I had to create a new account in view of my decision to share my story on this platform. I’ve been a Nairalander since 2012 and I have benefitted from the amazing academic and career insights shared by many. So, I thought it kind to share mine to help others in this amazing community.

I graduated from the University (if I reveal this, my colleagues who are avid Nairalanders would identify me grin) some 4-5 years ago with a second class upper, then proceeded to the Nigerian Law School (still made 2:1) and served in Rivers State. I did my NYSC in a reputable law firm (name withheld) in Port Harcourt. It was quite an experience both good and bad. I left the firm after service year out of frustration due to the poor leadership and mismanagement of funds by the head of office (the guy has since been fired). Mind you, my salary as a corper was 10k (the average NYSC legal associate in Lagos earned at least 5 -7 times this amount). I had depression at this point in my life.

After my unpleasant experience at the Port Harcourt firm and months of depression coupled with deep thinking and reflection, I decided to relocate to Lagos in January 2020 hoping to find a change in perspective. Mind you, I’m not from a poor background, my parents are both highly educated and middle-class workers residing in the South. Part of my resolve in relocating to Lagos was that I wouldn’t practice law again, I’ll probably go into technology, banking, or corporate communications (I speak eloquently).

After my relocation, I teamed up with a friend to work at a technology startup somewhere on the Island but this newfound path didn’t go as planned (I call this divine providence) and I was back to sitting at home. I did a few speaking jobs (volunteering) and some petty legal jobs for my friends and family to get by. At this same time, I was aggressively applying for both legal and non-legal jobs. This decision came on the background of my Dad’s advice that I should dust my CV/Certificates, search for a job and revive my already dwindling legal career. My Dad’s attempt to connect me to a senior partner at a hotshot law firm in Victoria Island failed and I basically had to do it my way.

Fast-forward to mid-February 2020 I had three interviews in three law firms within a space of two weeks. These firms ranged from mid-sized to small-sized. I attended all the interviews, the first interview was in a small law firm managed by a Senior Advocate. The SAN immediately liked my personality and offered to instantly hire me on a monthly pay of 100k (below industry standard). The other two law firms had slightly better remuneration, great structure and were bigger in size and outlook but their recruitment process was lengthy and I had to start immediately with the SAN on my Dad’s advice. I grudgingly stayed with the small firm hoping that I’ll get an offer from either of the two mid-sized firms and then port. Unfortunately, COVID happened and one of the firms discontinued my recruitment process while the other firm out rightly rejected me. I was deeply heartbroken. In order to keep my spirit and dreams alive, my Dad kept drumming into my ears that a smaller firm meant more work and a better learning experience. He kept reiterating the need to “know” the law and stop chasing money (what all senior lawyers say huh). So, I was basically stuck with this 100k job, trust me at first the environment was deadening and monotonous (reading law reports and writing legal opinions every day isn’t fun at all cry). I felt like ditching my Old man’s advice and resigning during this period but due to COVID, I had to borrow commonsense and stay back. Little did I know that staying back was the best decision I would ever make to date, all thanks to God, my Dad and COVID.

While 100k may sound fair to most people, kindly note that some of my colleagues (with the same academic grades as mine) in top firms earned a monthly average of 250k or more. This awareness made me very discontent and unhappy but I still hung on to my job (a bird in hand is worth more than two in the bush) besides, who quits his or her job in the midst of a COVID induced global economic crises.

Then in October 2020, everything changed! My boss got this very big personal legal project, it was really big and my boss asked me to come on board the project team. I was then paid the sum of N2.5Million for my participation and input in the project. Later on, another personal project came through, although little. I did not even do much this time and my boss gifted me 500 Pounds from the project. All of this financial largess is outside my boss’ magnanimity in other areas like superb mentoring, paying for my professional certifications, and giving me advice (my boss can advise for Africa grin), etc. Mind you, no matter how much I’m gifted or paid from the personal projects handled by my boss, my salary is still fully paid and as at when due. All these legal projects are reflected in my CV and have greatly boosted my career prospect. These projects have also helped me to build an impressive Linkedin profile and I’m currently very active in that space.

Recently, I got involved in another personal legal project with my boss and was paid N2 Million from the project fees. Sometimes, I look back at the events of my life and ask myself how I got to this pivotal point. If I hadn’t listened to my Dad’s advice and sought God’s face, I don’t think I would enjoy this type of privilege. I remember asking God for a multinational job but here I was, stuck with a 100k job completely unaware that God put a multinational remuneration in a small office with barely 8 employees. I’ve only worked for a year and 3 months but I’ve achieved what some people haven’t achieved in 3-5 years (career-wise and financially). Please don’t reject certain little offers that come your way, pray to God and seek advice where possible. Some blessings come in disguises and you may never know. This is my little grace-filled career story; I hope it inspires someone today. I want to thank God Almighty for his grace in my career and my lovely parents for their advice and tremendous support.

PS: I have abridged my story to hide certain facts and information for my personal safety and that of my office and boss. My story may sound too good to be true but believe me, it is absolutely true.
Meanwhile, it is "as and when due"
Remove the "at".
Tankio grin
Career › Re: From N10,000 Salary To Millionaire Pay: My Grace Filled Career Journey So Far. by UncleKoboko: 2:05pm On May 23, 2021
[s]
Godsownchild199:
Hi Everyone, I’m 26 years old and I want to share my little story with you all. I hope you can learn a thing or two from it. This is not my main account, I had to create a new account in view of my decision to share my story on this platform. I’ve been a Nairalander since 2012 and I have benefitted from the amazing academic and career insights shared by many. So, I thought it kind to share mine to help others in this amazing community.

I graduated from the University (if I reveal this, my colleagues who are avid Nairalanders would identify me grin) some 4-5 years ago with a second class upper, then proceeded to the Nigerian Law School (still made 2:1) and served in Rivers State. I did my NYSC in a reputable law firm (name withheld) in Port Harcourt. It was quite an experience both good and bad. I left the firm after service year out of frustration due to the poor leadership and mismanagement of funds by the head of office (the guy has since been fired). Mind you, my salary as a corper was 10k (the average NYSC legal associate in Lagos earned at least 5 -7 times this amount). I had depression at this point in my life.

After my unpleasant experience at the Port Harcourt firm and months of depression coupled with deep thinking and reflection, I decided to relocate to Lagos in January 2020 hoping to find a change in perspective. Mind you, I’m not from a poor background, my parents are both highly educated and middle-class workers residing in the South. Part of my resolve in relocating to Lagos was that I wouldn’t practice law again, I’ll probably go into technology, banking, or corporate communications (I speak eloquently).

After my relocation, I teamed up with a friend to work at a technology startup somewhere on the Island but this newfound path didn’t go as planned (I call this divine providence) and I was back to sitting at home. I did a few speaking jobs (volunteering) and some petty legal jobs for my friends and family to get by. At this same time, I was aggressively applying for both legal and non-legal jobs. This decision came on the background of my Dad’s advice that I should dust my CV/Certificates, search for a job and revive my already dwindling legal career. My Dad’s attempt to connect me to a senior partner at a hotshot law firm in Victoria Island failed and I basically had to do it my way.

Fast-forward to mid-February 2020 I had three interviews in three law firms within a space of two weeks. These firms ranged from mid-sized to small-sized. I attended all the interviews, the first interview was in a small law firm managed by a Senior Advocate. The SAN immediately liked my personality and offered to instantly hire me on a monthly pay of 100k (below industry standard). The other two law firms had slightly better remuneration, great structure and were bigger in size and outlook but their recruitment process was lengthy and I had to start immediately with the SAN on my Dad’s advice. I grudgingly stayed with the small firm hoping that I’ll get an offer from either of the two mid-sized firms and then port. Unfortunately, COVID happened and one of the firms discontinued my recruitment process while the other firm out rightly rejected me. I was deeply heartbroken. In order to keep my spirit and dreams alive, my Dad kept drumming into my ears that a smaller firm meant more work and a better learning experience. He kept reiterating the need to “know” the law and stop chasing money (what all senior lawyers say huh). So, I was basically stuck with this 100k job, trust me at first the environment was deadening and monotonous (reading law reports and writing legal opinions every day isn’t fun at all cry). I felt like ditching my Old man’s advice and resigning during this period but due to COVID, I had to borrow commonsense and stay back. Little did I know that staying back was the best decision I would ever make to date, all thanks to God, my Dad and COVID.

While 100k may sound fair to most people, kindly note that some of my colleagues (with the same academic grades as mine) in top firms earned a monthly average of 250k or more. This awareness made me very discontent and unhappy but I still hung on to my job (a bird in hand is worth more than two in the bush) besides, who quits his or her job in the midst of a COVID induced global economic crises.

Then in October 2020, everything changed! My boss got this very big personal legal project, it was really big and my boss asked me to come on board the project team. I was then paid the sum of N2.5Million for my participation and input in the project. Later on, another personal project came through, although little. I did not even do much this time and my boss gifted me 500 Pounds from the project. All of this financial largess is outside my boss’ magnanimity in other areas like superb mentoring, paying for my professional certifications, and giving me advice (my boss can advise for Africa grin), etc. Mind you, no matter how much I’m gifted or paid from the personal projects handled by my boss, my salary is still fully paid and as at when due. All these legal projects are reflected in my CV and have greatly boosted my career prospect. These projects have also helped me to build an impressive Linkedin profile and I’m currently very active in that space.

Recently, I got involved in another personal legal project with my boss and was paid N2 Million from the project fees. Sometimes, I look back at the events of my life and ask myself how I got to this pivotal point. If I hadn’t listened to my Dad’s advice and sought God’s face, I don’t think I would enjoy this type of privilege. I remember asking God for a multinational job but here I was, stuck with a 100k job completely unaware that God put a multinational remuneration in a small office with barely 8 employees. I’ve only worked for a year and 3 months but I’ve achieved what some people haven’t achieved in 3-5 years (career-wise and financially). Please don’t reject certain little offers that come your way, pray to God and seek advice where possible. Some blessings come in disguises and you may never know. This is my little grace-filled career story; I hope it inspires someone today. I want to thank God Almighty for his grace in my career and my lovely parents for their advice and tremendous support.

PS: I have abridged my story to hide certain facts and information for my personal safety and that of my office and boss. My story may sound too good to be true but believe me, it is absolutely true.
[/s]
Rubbish!
Any time I see that rubbish new account creation, I don't take whatever comes after it seriously.

It's all cooked up rubbish all for ATTENTION.

Politics › Re: Akeredolu: I Am Not In Support Of Yoruba Nation by UncleKoboko: 1:22pm On May 23, 2021
Coldshisha:
Some of you just ignorantly use the word tribalistic to make yourself feel good and give some form of patriotism fake bullshit

Is Akeredolu's wife not from Imo state making his children half Ibo half Yoruba

Will any person with sense or IQ expect a detribalized married to someone outside his region support division of his Country so that he can apply for Visiting Visa to check on his in laws


.
What's bad if we use visas to visit eachother?
Must we continue to have this parasitic relationship and madness of misrule and mismanagement in this country?
My mom is also from Imo and if they insist that I should apply for a visa to visit my mom's family from Lagos, how will it be a problem?

Autos › Re: Tokunbo Honda Quad Bike @ 2.1m by UncleKoboko: 11:13am On May 23, 2021
AgentGoat:
Is that volvo there for sale?
Yes, you want buy?

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