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Politics › Re: Igboho: Crowd At Yoruba Nation Rally In Ekiti (Pictures) by UncleKoboko: 10:20pm On Jun 05, 2021
Ammishaddai:
This is the national association of Touts and Agbero converging for its annual conference undecided
Lol
Why all the abokey fool ani savage parasitic nomadic animals dey vex?

Can't we go in peace?

Must we share country with abokey fool pigs?
Celebrities › Re: Meet Garry Turner, The Man With The World's Stretchiest Skin (Photos) by UncleKoboko: 2:35pm On May 28, 2021
wiseone28:
Is my father a killer?
Yes your father is...

wiseone28:
Is my MOTHER A FILTHY WH0RE?
YES SHE IS.
Crime › Re: Man Kills His Roommate In Bayelsa, Sells Body Parts To A Pastor For Ritual by UncleKoboko: 2:28pm On May 28, 2021
Juliearth:
Coming from ME. an ill-bred homo erectus, I am not surprised. For ME who was born and raised by a monkey AND A WH0RE, I am yet again, not surprised that ME would NOT bring in my father into THIS argument.
STORY OF YOUR LIFE
WOW grin grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Man Defiles His 3 Underage Daughters In Anambra (Photos) by UncleKoboko: 2:20pm On May 28, 2021
osu pig

ipob fool

osu alusi

osu ewu

ossssssssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu shocked shocked shocked shocked
Celebrities › Re: Meet Garry Turner, The Man With The World's Stretchiest Skin (Photos) by UncleKoboko: 11:07pm On May 27, 2021
wiseone28:
Your father killed him because of jealousy
Is your father a killer?
Celebrities › Re: Meet Garry Turner, The Man With The World's Stretchiest Skin (Photos) by UncleKoboko: 10:21pm On May 27, 2021
wiseone28:
Your father
Wetin do your father?
Health › Re: Some People Are Unaware That They Are HIV Positive by UncleKoboko: 10:05pm On May 27, 2021
Opak001:
Something most kill a man
Most kill you dia
Celebrities › Re: Meet Garry Turner, The Man With The World's Stretchiest Skin (Photos) by UncleKoboko: 10:04pm On May 27, 2021
wiseone28:
Nigeria we hailed thee
Grammatically, it's actually correct.


Who be your English teacher?
Celebrities › Re: Meet Garry Turner, The Man With The World's Stretchiest Skin (Photos) by UncleKoboko: 10:03pm On May 27, 2021
Nigerian girls with stretch marks like zebra crossing should allow this man fûck them for a good sperm therapy.



I HATE STRETCH MARKS!

Politics › Re: National Association Of Poly Students To Disrupt Flights In Abuja by UncleKoboko: 8:03pm On May 27, 2021
AbujaAgent:
The political class does not take our education serious

I love BetKING
I hate betking
Politics › Re: Forceful Retirement Of 10 Top Army Generals Looms As Farouk Yahaya Becomes COAS by UncleKoboko: 7:24pm On May 27, 2021
Tinubuadvocate:
That's good congrats to the new army general in town. Your tenure shall bring peace and stability yielding more prosperous to our nation.
It will never be well with one-NIGERIA insha'Allah.
I can't tolerate one-NIGERIA with Hausa-fulani people ever again.

Crime › Re: Man Kills His Roommate In Bayelsa, Sells Body Parts To A Pastor For Ritual by UncleKoboko: 11:32am On May 27, 2021
Juliearth:
Do we start to talk about the souls that your kind have wasted all in the make of religious jihad, fanatism and so on? Don't let us walk down this road!
Lol
If you're not in vegetative state or mentally unstable, you'd know that the crusaders that killed hundreds of thousands of Muslims killed for your Jesus.
Crime › Re: Man Kills His Roommate In Bayelsa, Sells Body Parts To A Pastor For Ritual by UncleKoboko: 11:30am On May 27, 2021
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LastProphet:
The usual dumb almajiri school explanation of 'christian evil,' pointless and dumb like the real religion of piss. Did the guy claim to kill for Jesus? Or did the pastor claim to sponsor killing for the God of the Bible? No!! None of them can claim that because even the dumbest Christian will know that is absolute thrash as no passage in the entire bible asked anyone to attack another not to even mention killing. But in Islam you are ordered to kill the infidels and that's what bokoharam is doing and is why none of you can challenge them with any scripture. Didn't you hear what Pantami was saying in the video, is there a difference with what shekau says? Or al shabab? Hopeless useless religion. Always referring to Christian evils of hundreds and hundreds of years ago why not refer to current ones? Why those in some old undocumented past? Like your own evil is everyday including tomorrow and next week and next month one Islamic terrorist will do us proud. Useless illiterates
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See how you just summarised your life's miseries and frustration.
Smh
Politics › Re: Remi Tinubu Calls Woman 'Thug' At Constitution Review Hearing (Video) by UncleKoboko: 11:29am On May 27, 2021
Techguy96:
And how does registration has closed translate to filled hall?
Do u have a functioning brain?
You assume the Hall is filled yet they still ushered some persons in.
If you're not in a vegetative state or mentally unstable, you should know that the registration is for people that will attend the program in the hall.
I pity your parents...
Crime › Re: Man Kills His Roommate In Bayelsa, Sells Body Parts To A Pastor For Ritual by UncleKoboko: 3:23am On May 27, 2021
Chai!

Christain Terrorists everywhere...


Why?
Investment › Re: Best Peer-2-peer Deposit & Withdraw Crypto Exchange To Use In Nigeria by UncleKoboko: 2:04am On May 27, 2021
Dapo92:
Best Peer-2-Peer Deposit & Withdraw Exchange To Use In Nigeria With No Fear Of Being Scammed.

Just last week someone was lamenting about how he was SCAMMED while trying to use P2P on one of the most popular cryptocurrency exchanges accessible to Nigerians.

The fact is, P2P is a black market where traders decide how much they want to sell or buy their coins or NGN.

In every sphere of life, you'll always find some bad eggs. People who can SCAM you at their beck and call.

Who is to be blamed? The Exchanges? Federal Government of Nigeria?

But what if I tell you there's a solution to your being SCAMMED?

I have a tested and TRUSTED Nigeria-based crypto exchange that offers the best P2P option that I'm going to show you how it works in 3 minutes.

I can beat my chest to tell you CONFIDENTLY how safe and secure this exchange's P2P option works because I have used it OVER and over again.

QUIDAX P2P trading option is structured to make sure you never get SCAMMED while trying to deposit or withdraw funds from the exchange. It is different from the way foreign exchanges structured their P2P platforms.

Other than the fact that Quidax is going to be the next big thing in Africa, whatever transaction you make on their P2P section is solely under their control. No trader is scamming the other.

Ready to know how to use the Quidax P2P trading option?

Watch the video explanation via the link below: [url]htps://yout.be/cgANvny6Lw[/url]
I installed it but can't find any P2P options there
Celebrities › Re: Actress Etinosa Shows Off Her New Weapon For Bedroom Matters by UncleKoboko: 1:37am On May 27, 2021
Normal level
That's what they all resort to las las

Frustrated mgbekes

Evening news papers

Feminists

Scorned leftovers and used products.


Na frustration dey cause am.
Politics › Re: Picture Of Lagos State Governor And His Deputy In His Office by UncleKoboko: 1:33am On May 27, 2021
Naso
Politics › Re: Remi Tinubu Calls Woman 'Thug' At Constitution Review Hearing (Video) by UncleKoboko: 1:31am On May 27, 2021
musa234:
Very uncouth lady.. Tinubu didn't teach the disgrace of a lady manners. Nonsense!
Shut up with your stupîdity.

Shay your papa teach your mama ni?
Or deh
Politics › Re: Remi Tinubu Calls Woman 'Thug' At Constitution Review Hearing (Video) by UncleKoboko: 1:28am On May 27, 2021
Doraty1:
https://www.thecable.ng/video-commotion-as-remi-tinubu-calls-woman-thug-at-constitution-review-hearing
1. Sanwo olu was ushered in through back door? So fúckíng what?
So your governor should be on queue too to attend a program he was supposed to chair?

2. They said registration has closed? So fúckíng what! So the hall should be filled beyond capacity?

I don't even understand if some of you have functional brains...
Celebrities › Re: A Fucker Wanted To Scam Me by UncleKoboko: 1:22am On May 27, 2021
YahooSon:
Legit means
In street terms
(Boldly)
Means Boldly?
Lol!
Who told you that?
Who started that nonsense?
That person must be a retàrd
Celebrities › Re: A Fucker Wanted To Scam Me by UncleKoboko: 9:18pm On May 26, 2021
YahooSon:
So this guy legit sent me a PM
Said he got BTC for sale
We agreed on 500/$
Oya transfer e say no
Shuo grin

So i.asked for his aza
Transferred 100.000
Then he Blocked immediately he received alert cheesy
Later unblocked and asked if I was the one who sent a hundred naira cheesy grin
I blocked him
I know still under wetin bring "legit"for your sentence or writeup o.

Why do you guys just misuse legitimate?
Food › Re: This Big Bush Meat Could Worth More Than #20,000 by UncleKoboko: 9:08pm On May 26, 2021
Chijeep:
Our neighbour bought this big Bush meat on a highway returning back from a journey and he said it costs much but refused to tell how much he actually paid for the Grasscutter.

Like how much does it worthhuh
See belle grin

Hellephant man grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mali President Bah Ndaw, Prime Minister Moctar Ouane Resign by UncleKoboko: 4:40pm On May 26, 2021
Beautiful!

Buhari fi THIS too are WAR!
THERE'S NO MIDDLE GROUND.

Family › Re: Married Man Confused After Marriage, Needs Advice by UncleKoboko: 4:26pm On May 26, 2021
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cococandy:
It’s quite painful to you that facts don’t agree with your archaic thoughts isn’t it?

You can run away and live in a cave under an island so that you don’t have to deal with the FACT that there’s no medically accurate way to test for virginity. I’m sorry that accurate information is hurtful to you and doesn’t fit your years of misogynistic brainwashing. But it’s a fact and you can do with what you may. Facts don’t change to suit your wish. kiss
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Shut up!
Who told you there are no medical ways to find out?
How old are you?
I guess you can't see beyond your nose.
Family › Re: Married Man Confused After Marriage, Needs Advice by UncleKoboko: 12:11pm On May 26, 2021
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cococandy:
A woman has the right to tell you yes , no or wait, EVEN IF she has had 1000 sexual partners before you. I don’t know where this xtupid notion came from that once a woman has sex with someone, then she owes every man who comes her way more sex. Una dey even think? It’s borderline rapist mentality.

If you don’t like her conditions, you can geddifok but she sure as hell has the right to set whatever conditions she wants to. It’s not by force.
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That's your fuckíng business and opinion that I don't give a fûck about.
I'm not a conformist, and I don't care about what you think is right or wrong.

I have the fúckíng right to know how many dicks you've fûcked in the past. How many skin-to-skin and how many protected. How many guys have cummed in your vagina. If you've committed an abortion before. And amazingly, even if you've used postinor before.
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE FÛCKED YOUR YOUNG AND FRUITFUL YEARS AWAY, AND PRESENT ME WITH A USED PRODUCT OR LEFTOVER.

Woe betide you that you lied and I find out later in time, no matter where the relationship is that time, I'll still make you regret that you lied.

I want what I want and that's the way it's going to be.

Family › Re: Married Man Confused After Marriage, Needs Advice by UncleKoboko: 11:58am On May 26, 2021
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cococandy:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5958548/#sec1-6title

https://www.who.int/reproductivehealth/virginity-testing-elimination/en/

You will believe what you want to anyway. But if you’re even slightly open to being educated, you can google the rest for yourself.
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Keep fooling yourself with your nonsense, ignorance and delusions.
Family › Re: Cutting The Connection Between My Wife And Her Male Besty by UncleKoboko: 4:00am On May 26, 2021
Nacoss25:
Good morning everyone. I am a young man newly married to a 22 yr old lady. our marriage is just 2 months old.

Before I met my wife in 2019, she has this male best friend who they have been best friends even before I met her though my wife is a social and jovial person always cheerful, she easily makes friends wherever she finds herself that's her nature and kind of personality.

Right now her friendship with that her male friend is what am becoming uncomfortable with right now because of the so much attention she is lavishing on him. I have complained to her that I am not comfortable with her closeness with the guy but she is seeing it that am trying to cut her off from her friends.

One interesting part of the whole thing is, since we got married the guy has been trying to distance himself from her a bit knowing too well that she is now married but my wife is even the one doing all she could to keep the friendship going the way it has been going. 2 days ago I and my wife were together she called the guy complaining bitterly how he has been distancing himself from her.

My people what do you think I should do to cut down that connection or will the friendship grow week by the day on it's own? My wife is refusing to understand that in marriage there are things u will have to let go.
She was probably he EX-LOVER....
The must be something the guy lack that cannot make both of them husband and wife. Your has not forgotten the knacking and it'll continue to happen if you don't stop it...
Education › Re: Nathaniel Olayinka, Kidnapped FUNAAB Student Regains Freedom by UncleKoboko: 10:03pm On May 25, 2021
cheesy

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