₦airaland Forum

Greystone:
My former landlord's security man had 2 wives and 9 children. His salary then was 10k/ mnth. They wer all living in one room.

Imagine the idio.t. approaching my neighbour to contribute that he wanted to get a 3rd wife.

Your neighbour should have instead asked the gate man to assist him get a second wife

Lazycapitalist2:
Governemt has made birth control freely available at least since the early 1990s

Infact if you live in the cities birth control is freely available at any government hospital

The problem is people don't use it.

I remember counselling a patient about birth control and contraception generally. She just looked at me like I was wearing the back of my clothes

You can take a horse to the river, but you cannot force it to drink water

PuZZyNegro:
In Economics, low income families give birth to many children because to them, children are investment goods while high income families give birth to fewer children because to them, children are consumption goods.

To a rich man, children are substitute goods, to a poor man, children are complementary goods.

Factors that affect the fertility rate in Nigeria are

1. Price (cost) of raising children
2. Income of the household
3. Taste and preference
4. Cost of other goods.


Now, looking at the cost of raising children, a man that lives at Lekki will definitely want to have fewer children because the cost of raising one child is high considering the environmental factors like school fees, rent, etc. Unlike a man living at Ijegun that will only need to drop 500 naira at home for the lunch of 5 children. Now, you know why someone living in the low-brow area of the city will most likely give birth to more children? Because it costs him less to raise them. They can go to government school for all that he cares!

Income of the household. Lower income should have mean fewer number of children but the reverse is the case in this country due to lack of education and exposure.

Taste and preference. People with high taste will want to have fewer number of children so to maintain a minimum living standard.

Cost of other goods. The higher the cost of other goods, the fewer the number of children should be.

Nigeria has factors 2 and 4 to help us reduce the population boom but high level of ignorance rather made it to work against us.

If you took your time to read this, please save the society by giving birth to no more than 3 children irrespective of the genders. Whatever 6 children will do for you, 3 children when properly trained can do it.

You are very right about your submission

GodHatesBigots:
But why is he not going to London ??

I have a feeling that he is going to London...this Paris gist could be a diversion to halt Reno Omokri and his fellow table shakers

Righteousness2:
It is amazing how Bible Prophecies are Flipping off the pages right in our eyes.
The Word of GOD is being Fulfilled live.

Watch out for the Isah 17, Psalm 83, and Ezekil 38 war! Very likely to spring up from this.

I Believe Isaiah 17:1 Prophecy about Damascus being wiped off is around the Corner

I also believe the Collation of Nations( Gog Magog) against Israel will soon show up! ( Iran, Russia, turkey, China, Iraq,Sudan, Somalia,etc) Ezekiel 38! Which will bring about the Fulfillment of the Prophecy of Zechariah 12 and Zechariah 14.

We are in Biblical times!
We are the Fig tree Generation!
We are the Generation that witnessed the Rebirth of Israel!
We are the Generation that will see JESUS!
The RAPTURE is upon us! Closer Ever than we imagine.
Get Set Folks!
It will be Suddenly! In a Twinkling of an Eye!

Let the will of God be done!

doggedfighter:
Uncleodi, please help me make enquiries.
And also give me specific address.
How do I locate there from Onitsha

Please help a sister.

This is all I can help you with.

doggedfighter:
Is there school of nursing there?

Yes, it was built during his 1st tenure.
About 10mins drive away from the college of medicine

Hmmmmm

Thank God for him

We are sending condolences to you in this sorrowful time. May you feel the light of the Lord bless your family and bring you peace.

It is well

JungleJustice01:
Thanks. I'm definitely getting tested today.

It has been one month...what's up with you now?

Have you done the tests? And what does the results say??

okoroemeka:
okafors law no 1 states the simple fact that if you fvck a woman once you stand a 80-90% chance to fvck her again,only on one condition that you do the job properly the first time ,no matter what it will take,I am currently exploring the possibility of another law that okafor might have missed,that is if you are fvcking a woman and doing a pretty good job you also have a higher chance of also tasting her sister's,friends or any girl that is close to her,the law is still under analysis but it may be okafors no2 law.

I'bu onye ojooor

Aru emeeh...chai!

Indeed, there was a country.

Ok na

The game go tight

Nice one Mr. Governor.


Meanwhile, some people tall ooh...kai.


Happy New month my dear nairalanders, it shall be a great month for all of us with more of good news than the bad ones.

May God bless our hustle.

#FTC

Will students be able to afford this?

FishLaps:
So we started with Do and Pay ..... Like Runs Girls stuff ....

The First day we dey .... i told her that i will love to marry her because she is the type of Girl i want ....

100% Vibes giver ...... she laughed and tell me "abi na scope i dey use nack babes ...."

After 3 Years of nacks and dating .... we love ourselves and pray that God go give us child

Hmmm them On April 10th 2021 - She announced that she dey pregnant ...

On April 16th I Carry her go hospital for proper checkup ...... Them confirm say she dey pregnant ....

On April 27th I carry her go register antenatal ..... na there they shock me ....

I Dey fear Go for HIV Test for like 9 Years now !!!

.... This doctor come list all the test we go conduct .... HIV Test na number 3 ...... na so i start getting goose pimples oooo

... Fear catch me ..... like ...... i started having small headache ....

This doctor keep asking me Hope you are okay with the TEST...... .... "IF I NACK THIS MAN 2by2 now ... them go say am wicked"

After 19MINS .... Results don come out ..... We are all HIV NEGATIVE ....

On Sunday , am going for Thanksgiving - make i face my Family ... NO OUTSIDE DEALS !!!

This one na True definition of SECOND CHANCE !!!

I Know the kind of life weah i live ... so this is just a miracle !!!

lalasticlala

Did you sat 9 years �

Revere27:
EFCC..... Economic and Financial Crime Commission

How he take resemble setting up refineries

My people wetin we go call this one now

My brother, the thing tire me ooh.

Be strong bro.
You will get the healing you desire

Entayali:
My younger brother is about to register for JAMB for the second time and my mum insists he must study medicine. What's so special about medicine?

She feels that doctors are rich. I've been trying to convince her. What do I do to help my bro because he doesn't want to study medicine?

While growing up, I really wanted to study pharmacy but my mother insisted on Medicine and Surgery.

Today, I have practiced in a number of countries and I am so grateful that she saw ahead of me what I couldn't see.

Doctors are not the richest but they are way more comfortable within the average class of the society.

You don't need to be intelligent to become a doctor, all you need is consistency!

Ojemedad:
Fee days ago I bought a Samsung phone, Elepaq Generator and Samsu oil...

Boom on my Facebook timeline I saw ad of the three items I bought

note: I didn't search for those items online neither did I tell anyone



Is anyone experiencing same?

Check your Location botton

Is that not Abia Onyike on the left?

dokgen:
Bro bro bro, it was signed by a dentist that has deserted her medical life for politics. ALl senior doctors should strike based on this development

The licence of a doctor is same with that of a dentist and the salaries are the same in Nigeria.

The both professions are awarded "Dr" upon graduation by the Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria (MDCN).

So she signed the document to punish her junior colleagues?

booscy:
Abeg shift.

Nigerians have been surviving by mixing drugs from CHEMIST shops or drinking AGBO concoctions.

DO WE HAVE A HEALTHCARE SYSTEM?

Taa make we hear word.
Many HAVE DIED PREMATURELY via the carelessness and trial and error experimental by these people ABEG!!!!

Yet their services are not affordable.

Have you ever wondered why Nigerian doctors are doing so excellently abroad?

You clearly don't understand the danger ahead in Nigerian health sector

This should be on the front page for those who are against brain drain of doctors to see.

This government is good at making unreasonable policies without knowing the implications.

The worst of it all is that the document was signed by a doctor who was paid salaries as a house officer



CC: Lalasticlala

JudgeKronos:
If it was southern or eastern traders ..... the army will be deployed, DSS will be deployed, in fact there would have been casualties on the side of the traders by now...
after that the military will be going house to house searching for & arresting people that burned the police vehicle ...

FG is useless.

You are actually right.
Skewed government

Is this not Hijama cupping therapy?

It is very popular in the Middle East

The Nigerian mentality is so terrible.

Engr. Makinde, how can you demolish this mansion that is not even upto 20 years old. Why not renovate it if you feel it is outdated?

What makes you think that in the next 20 years, that the sitting governor won't demolish your 1.2billion proposed mansion?

The doctors in your state are leaving in droves to saner climes, yet you are more perturbed about Abuja comfort other than the health and welfare of the people that voted you hoping that you will make a difference?

We all know that the White House is over 200 years and no President in America will dare demolish it because it is outdated, rather, the older the better.

Even the blind can see Soludo on that throne come November.

Samsung and others weren't in the race