greatiyk4u:
Thanking him for what exactly?
Is Wike a Senator? Did.he vote? Maybe he sponsored the vote buying expenses I guess.


Tinubu is just signing Bill's and his agbadorians are hailing him, what will happen when he starts executing the details of the Bill's signed?

Small thing too dey excite Nigerians especially the local champions who have never experienced ideal society.

If Tinubu is not afraid of Northerners, why is the aviation minister that did Nigerians April fool still not questioned?
What of Malawi?


Subsidy removal without palliative or plans
Students loan without bank
Boarder opening without regulation
Electricity bill without disbanding the cabal in the Discos
Removal of CBN Bose without fx harmonization

These are nothing to rejoice about until they become fruitful.

Only time shall tell

RingRoadMafia:
Hilda Baci prepared for 4 years to achieve what she now has today. She made consultations, met with sponsors, held press conferences and luncheons prior to her stepping on the spotlight. Representatives from Guiness World Records were flown into the country to monitor the process and by God's grace and Her hard work, it has ended in praise.

Now, one opportunist pastor in Ekiti woke up one morning and decided he will use one of his employees to whip up the same sentiments in order to raise funds for their church "Spirit Word Global Ministries". They found a venue and started addressing someone with zero culinary certification as "Chef Dammy". The plan was simple: Tell people shes contesting to break Hildas record. They actually didn't see it going this far until jagabandists in their rage of jealousy concluded that perhaps people weren't supporting Dammy because she's Yoruba and not as posh as Hilda. That was all the fuel the flame needed to burn; Tribalism, as usual.

The whole "Chef Dammy" debacle is a ridicule and a blatant insult to Hilda's efforts and indeed that of everyone else who has ever applied for GWR certification. "Chef" Dammy and her church are not even known or acknowledged by the Guinness World Records because they NEVER applied for it.

Hilda cooked nonstop for 100 hrs night and day, but its a verifiable fact that Dammy goes to sleep at night, at which point they switch off the I.G Live and switch it back on at day break but they still add the time she slept to her purported 120 hours 🤡

*Dammy also charges payment for entry

*Dammy also charges payment for food

*Dammy cooks repetitively easy meals like noodles and spaghetti every single day!

*Dammy stops to take and make phone calls

*Dammy stops to pose for photos.

*Dammy turns off gas to pick beans

All these are violations of GWR guidelines and apart from the fact that GWR has not even acknowledged her, she herself has NEVER categorically said that she's gunning for a Guiness World Record.

Well said

3seriez:
Most likely a forehead Osteoma. If it doesn't hurt, you can ignore it. Or go meet a dermatologist or plastic surgeon for consultation. Nothing to panic too much about.

Most likely

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michealdeco:
Nonsense

The sun is that hot and she was standing in it

She just used a preheated pan or a pan that has stayed out in the sun for hours

Please, see for yourself

https://whatson.ae/2023/05/hottest-temperature-ever-uae/

Semaj77:


It's not as hot as she's painting it

It is ooh. It gets to 49 degrees sometimes. Even holding your steering to drive after parking the car for a while is a problem. It is a desert country really

Cassandraloius:
Na so the sun hot reach for Dubai?

Yes, it gets to 49 degrees sometimes.
Harara ziadah Hinah

This Hilda has United Nigeria more than anything since after the elections selections.

May God bless her.

#AkwaIbom ayayah

Nice one

Experience first

JOemmy:
There's a high possibility of some of those 550 kids meeting and marrying themselves in the future.

This is exactly what the court is trying to avoid because there could be undiagnosed genetic diseases which will spring up if they marry each other! Just like incest.

Mindlog:
I think it was the letter D that was very hard to get.🤣🤣😆

I heard from a reliable source that they made sure that the letter D was never printed nor circulated.

insidelife22:
Election wey everybody dey rig, and noting go happen,Nigerians go do eyes right and life goes on as usual.
E reach Tinubu turn, Nigerians come wise.

Maka why?

Old things have passed away; behold, all things have become new.

nicej2:
Dear Nairalanders, i am not really good posting my issues online. But this time i need your advise.

I have been married for 9 years now and my sister inlaw has been living with us( I, my wife and the kids) for the past 6 years now, although I am not always around.
I have never imagine any negative thoughts toward her. I always see her like my younger sister, i have been taken care of her. She is 28 years old and I can't really says if she have a boyfriend cos I haven't see one around her. She is a boss in her working place but yet i foots all her bills in the house without bothering anyone, including my wife that is also a boss .Until of recent she started wearing seductive clothes around the house, Some how i started developing feelings for her As if she knows, she continues wearing those clothes and started showing more caring towards me.
I can't believed that i am having feelings for my sister inlaw cos i am a disciplined man to the core. Even during university days girls do come to my apartment passed a night without molesting them. I am well brought up. But is like that disciplined man in me started degenerating as i began to see this girl in my dreams.
There was a night i returned from travelled, i started feeling the urge to go to her room. My wife almost cought me that night cos we lives in 3 bedroom, I have my own room, my wife have her own and my sister inlaw have her own room. So we sleep in separate rooms except some occasions my wife decided to stay in my room. That night i was pimping through her door. I have been trying to control my feelings and I believed the reason why I have not sleep with her is because i am not always around and I also the fear of traditions implications of sleeping with sister inlaw . And my wife is not helping matters, she can leave both of us alone in d house and go to all night church program and the children will be sleeping.

I don't really know what to do. Should I tell my wife so that we can get her accommodation or just let the sleeping dog be. Though I don't really want her to leave cos is my wife and the children are alone in the compound. I just want to kill that urge before I return from travel.

Sorry for the long episode ..😀

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FreeStuffsNG:
5 Years Before Going Abroad Doctors Bill: A Clinical Stitch In Time


Nigeria's House of Representatives in its tweet on 6 April, announced that a bill sponsored by Rep Ganiyu Abiodun Johnson to prevent Nigerian-trained medical or dental practitioners from being granted full licences until they have worked for a minimum of five years in the country has passed second reading at the Nigerian House of Representatives https://twitter.com/HouseNGR/status/1643996023885533184?s=20

My First Reaction

At last! It came late since I wrote to recommend that this law be passed for years now but it is still better it is coming this late than never. I support this bill be passed as law and the President must quickly assent to the law for immediate implementation and subsequent domestication by every state of the federation .

Cuba has such a law and it worked for all government-trained doctors as they require official persmission to relocate overseas after being trained by the Cuban government https://www.reuters.com/article/us-cuba-usa-migrants-healthcare-idUSKBN0TK58B20151201

The unregulated exit of Nigerian government-trained doctors here in our country has almost crashed the system yet there are several reports and complaints that they are being enslaved overseas. 

https://punchng.com/nigerian-doctors-in-uk-lament-exploitation-slave-labour/


Will The Law Be Effective?

The way the law will be effective is to delay the process from when medical induction oath taking takes place to when you recieve provisional and full permanent medical license to practice as a medical doctor.

All travels by those set of doctors covered by the law will be required to get official permission from the Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF) for travel within that period and the list to be shared with the Legislature and Immigration service on a periodic basis.

The law will make defaulters who flout the 5-year moratorium liable to conviction if they leave Nigeria to permanently reside and transfer their tax-expense acquired skillset to a foreign country before 5 years.

Anyone still doubting if this law will work should ask any professional this rhethorical question : You do not want a criminal record as a professional or would you want to be prosecuted?

The ship has set sail and the rest of the loose ends will be sorted out even though I suggest that this law be accelerated.


What Are Nigerians Saying?

There are two courts in the land, the more powerful one is the court of public opinion in the scheme of sociological perspectives.

Those who ignore the power of public opinion later realised too late.

There are some erstwhile powerful trade unions that underestimated the power of public opinion and today not enjoying the public sympathy.

That is why I am staying on the fundamental and basic question of "Must the taxpayers lose on all sides?" I am not about 'whataboutism'.

Like this problem of young doctors leaving immediately after training which remained unaddressed until now, I believe that one day, the issue of paying huge subsidies on petrol and electricity to only a set of Nigerians while millions of other Nigerians without roads and electricity have no equivalent subsidy yet forced by the system to pickup the social cost and burden of the debt and fiscal capture of state resources for a privileged compatriots will get to this level of national bill too.

Everyone of those with elitist education seem to want to take advantage of the system and when you ask them a basic question on why should a tax payer train you and when you finish your training you immediately take your skill to another country, what I recieve are cocky answers telling me "whatabout" so so so and so in response.

To make it mandatory for young medical doctors to stay back at least 5 years after being trained with tax payers money is not too much to ask from you if you attend government universities where your education was heavily subsidized.

Right Family Values On Decline.

Parents who scatter their homes and raise children who grow up to run far away from home are on trial as well. It is not just the young professionals using the japa syndrome as smokescreen.

It is abnormal and dysfunctional for a young man and/or woman to finish school and immediately want to move several thousand kilometres away from his parents and deny those who trained him of his skill. It is against natural justice and these young professionals will lose.

In my opinion, this law asking them to stay will turn out to be a blessing in disguise for them.


https://saharareporters.com/2023/04/07/5-years-going-abroad-doctors-bill-clinical-stitch-time-sunkanmi-vaughan

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sequel to the fp post https://www.nairaland.com/7646188/senator-ibrahim-oloriegbe-slams-brain

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BluntCrazeMan:
Ok naa.


Developing a digitized portal is not the main problem.


The actual problem here is putting the so-called Digitized Portal to good use.,, and to actually use it to find stolen vehicles for real.


They shouldn't use this as an eye-service trick on us, just for them to cut a big chunk of the Nigerian Budget..

Great

If this rubbish sees the light of the day, no body will be interested in studying medicine in Nigeria anymore.

What benefits will it yield in 10 years time??

Even the oversea remittance will drop badly

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Brilliant

Threesha:
SOME TIPS ABOUT LIVING IN UK

I’ll like to prepare your mind as a married man that when you get to UK,there’s higher chance for you to baby sit, ook, dishes, change pampers, get the kids set for school, etc. It’s better to get yourself acquainted with this ahead.

This is not to ridicule your personality, they are things you might need to do to keep the family running. And as the wife, have it in mind that you might not get to live that luxury life of “my husband is responsible for family upkeep”nah. Living in UK, you are meant to complement each other in every aspect.

Accommodation in UK isn’t a joke, if you are single, I advice you to look for single room en-suite or studio, furnished, all bills inclusive. Renting two bed apartment if it’s just you isn’t advisable. Check Spareroom,on the market, zoopla, Rightmove or Facebook market for rooms to let.

Pending the time you’ll be able to buy your desired item(s),check out Facebook market for cheap or free preloved/new items such as;furnitures,mattresses, beddings, kitchen utensils and the likes (I got my microwave on Facebook market for £10 and it’s as good as new).

However, be careful so as not to be scammed,I advice you do pay on delivery/pickup. Register with Olio aswell for free items(both new and preloved) including foodstuffs within and outside your area.

You might not be able to open standard bank until few months later, you can register with online bank like Monzo or Revolut to carry out your transactions, it’s easy & safe to use. Also, register with Lemonade if you want to change £ to #, easy to use as well with no charges apply.

Coming across different people with different cultural backgrounds, it’s advisable to ask individual what and how they would like to be addressed. Don’t make assumptions, people get offended if they are addressed wrongly.

Be time conscious, if you are to resume work by 19:00 to relief others, ensure you arrive few minutes earlier. The person you are to relief at work also has childminder or husband at home to relief for work as well.

Don’t try to force or change your accent while communicating. The more you change or force British accent the more you make communication difficult for everyone. Speak gently and clearly, believe me, they will hear you more than faking British accent. And if you can’t hear them, in a polite way ask them to speak slowly and gently so you can understand & they would be glad to do so.

Job wise, don’t be selective at first, get yourself something legit doing, all jobs here are stressful, at least you’ll be able to update your CV for future sake. I hope you get what I mean.

Let the words “PLEASE AND THANK YOU” be your favourite quotes daily, it goes a long way and they might pave way for you.

Don’t engage in gossips, they don’t keep secret here, whatever you say will be used against you later on.

If you have BRITISH HEART FOUNDATION store around you, they sell nice stuffs as low as £1, pop in there and minimise your spending.

Stay tuned for next post.
Moyisola

Nice one

RomanGreen:


See below as copied. That is the implication


Breaking!

By this judgement delivered today at the Supreme court in the matter between Ozo Victor Oye and Chief Edozie Njoku, where the Supreme court just deleted the name of Oye from the judgement of the Apex court delivered on October 14, 2021, the implications are;

1. All APGA Senator-elect, all APGA House of Reps-elect, all APGA House of Assembly-elect who were nominated by Ozo Victor Oye will forfeit their victory to those nominated by Chief Edozie Njoku.

2. Since this judgement takes effect from October 14, 2021, Prof Soludo may lose his governorship seat to the candidate of the Chief Edozie Njoku.

AIF Media

Are you for real?

Ok ooh

sanusideunifier:
Tinubu "won" But Nigeria Mourns

Nigerians especially the indigenous people had opted for a New Nigeria for a number of reasons but most people are shortsighted. I can tell you that Tinubu "won" but Yoruba, Igbo, Ijaw, Hausa, Efik, Igala, Southern Kaduna, Benue, Plateau etc lost big. No one won except Tinubu.
Tinubu can't fight the evil he is a part of. The cry, the condolences, the burials unfortunately will continue because nothing actually has changed. We have got into a more dangerous situation. Tinubu by the virtue of his desperate lifestyle, party affiliation, mental strength, religious affiliation lacks the will to stand and even look at the faces of the monsters destroying and killing Nigerians. It's a matter of time those who think they've won will realize we have all actually lost. Tinubu's government is a spaceship heading to an unknown destination, pray it doesn't end in Afghanistan.

I pray that God should save Nigeria.

Oh my God! She won
This is so good.

Oh my God! She won 🏆
This is so good.

Great

Great 👍

I like this.

Would you be kind to give a little more discount.

detectivejones:
This one is banking on relocation to threaten MD same UK you'll go and be used as a modern slave plus patients having almost the same attitude

Atleast by month end your alert go enter, no story.

Nyamiri:


Jagaban fell out with Saraki because of this bloated, empty-headed fool called Lawan. Supported Lawan to become Senate President, only to turn around and become a traitor.

Yes ooh

JaySterling:
Peter Obi is the next president of Nigeria

Wike attacked Peter Obi and lost PDP Primaries, also lost out the VP slot

Fr. Mbaka attacked Peter Obi and lost his adoration ground and also got banned by the Catholic Church.

Ike Ekweremadu attacked Peter Obi and got arrested in the UK.

Hmm. This is not coincidence at all!

He might be a man under grace.

olatade:
One of Ike Ekweremadu's daughters has kidney problems, and has been on dialysis. They 'contracted' a 15yr old homeless boy from Lagos to harvest one of his kidney. In return they promised him a better life. Next they illegally obtained passport stating the boy was 21.

Unfortunately for them, on getting to the UK the doctors refused to proceed with the operation having been alarmed that the boy in question was a minor and cannot give consent. That was when it began to unravel that it was a case of child trafficking for the purpose of organ harvesting.

A country that works, and have regard for the dignity of human life.

Chai...Too bad...