₦airaland Forum

OdiaI:
But you didn't ask any question sir, you clearly wrote the wrong thing through your other account. why try to be funny?

You quoted @HausaOverload while responding to his question remember?So i was actually referring to that!Not saying you did anything wrong dear neither i'm i trying to be funny!

OdiaI:
Her elder Sister, not her, got married.

I know,i've been expecting a lady's response to that!ask anything on marriage,dem get answer!lolzz

Tednersy:
There is no one beyond redemption.

except satan himself

hajoke2000:
it is better late than never AND besides GOD hate divorce .........

also dating a girl for 15years does not guarantee an everlasting marriage .....


make things rite sir GOD will intervene .

God hates divorce abi?may you never jam spouse wey no go mind kill you before your time!no bori go tell you b4 you zoom off!Do you know how many couples that Bible verse has sent to early graves?

pol23:
That woman's richer than Dangote
Muhammed Abacha's Richer than Obasanjo +Tinubu.
This Family should please invest some the money here in Nigeria.

stolen wealth abi?!

itycyril:
And she waited this long to get married...

Is it a sin?

itycyril:
And she waited this long to get married...

Is it a sin?

lalasticlala:
The Kamu ceremony of Fatima Dangote took place on Thursday, March 15, 2018, in Kano. Her makeup was done by popular MUA, Banke Meshida-Lawal.

she looks beautifully scary!

Jokerman:
Attention seeking clown....

Dont mind him....It's a confession against the Almighty God and to damnation!I pity his soul that's apparently sold to satan!He should repent now or face eternal destruction!

sonofluc1fer:
All glory to Satan. Light is beginning to shine on the demonic stronghold called Christianity. Ramen.


I plead the blood of Satan over every angelic withcraft coming from Yahweh. May every Jewish cross hanging over your life be broken, the way Holy Spirit broke Mary's virginity. I fire ballistic missiles at the 12 hosts of heaven. I bind and rebuke all heavenly principalties, I bind the Lion of Judah, the great opressor, he who was killed be three nails, concerning you reading this, I cast away the Holy Spirit from your life. Take Glory Satan. May the work you've begun on Nairaland grow, from Daddy Freeze to Small boy Adeboye.

Ramen.

I pity your soul!

uuzba:
Check out your church.

You heard of Missionary schools here in Nigeria abi? The school fees was cheep. Who built the schools and paid the teachers? Was money from your current Church?

These came from overseas. Members over there donated these monies for charity in "poor African countries".

Which members were these? What church was this?
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Does your current church do anything for anyone?
Ask and find out. God will guide you along the way for the rest.

I can assure you that i have done a thorough finding before saying that!I know quite a number of worshippers especially widows of the new generation churches who do not get help/support of any kind even Winners too.There's for instance a widow who leaves in Kaduna and attend Winners Chapel.No one ever visits her let alone render financial/material support but thanks to God for using my family to bless her and her only daughter who served last year!Thats one among several others.My question is,why are these ones not benefiting from the charity fund you mentioned and what happens to the tithes and offerings received from members regularly?

Useless9jagirls:
Na der business b dat



Person never chop belle full him go carry money go church go pau tithe



Pastors go come deceive dm, say if dm pay tithes dm go receive more money


Hu go gv dm d money?



Church na business

Church don tire me to go


I can't remember d last time i went to church self
Im a xtian oooo

I don notic something about church pastors dm dey always praise der members wey gt money pass others


Its rili a big shame

sad but true!I've not been to Church myself for more than a decade now and still counting.I'm not proud of that frankly but if i see one reason to go worship say on Sunday,i see ten reasons why i shouldn't

Konye1:
I sympathize with non christians who feel Churches should be poor and broke...

i'm a Christian but not a hypocritical one.Agreed the house of God shouldn't be poor but question is how many needy have we reached out to as a way of emulating Christ?!

9jaown:
@unitedabby Baba.. If you are on that short man payroll, continue talking trash. Nigger was ban by his party, his next action was to demolish the parties office. Abeg!! Is this not a clear beef. I only laff at the whole scenario and you moda4ker chooze to quote a Nigger. I never supported Buhari b4 he won his election, cause I know the nigger gats notin to offer, Nigger is brain dead, no vision, no plan, no agenda, nothing, Jega rigged the election for em by allowing under age voters vote, my friend in Maiduguri Borno State, told me during the election, Christians were not allow to vote, because they knew who they will vote for. I grew up in the north and I know how your religion 4cked with your mind. When Boko Haram started way back 2007, they were attacking churches, the govt then were in support of them, but when Boko Haram started attacking mosques, then was when your people started crying. That short nigger did something wrong and you here quoting people, talking rubbish. When will you and your people get sense and see the truth. Buhari is a failure, that short nigger is a wicked nigger. You, that short nigger, APC, Kaduna should save your drama. Bitch Azz nigger. North with the highest level of illiteracy. Cause you gat 10mb be quoting niggers. Shey the short nigger wants to be president, guess he will spend his first four year binging down opposition houses. Moda4kers. His problem. Short azz nigger.

Your rant reminds me of a hopeless street Urchin that caused a scene the last time i visited Lagos abi na you?i'd suggest you go get help asap!

Angelanest:
A man identified as Moshood has been held by Community members of Makoko in Yaba area of Lagos for killing his friend over N1000. According to reports, the bloody clash occurred following an argument over who owns a N1000 Note they saw on the floor. The deceased was stabbed to the death in the process of fighting.

The killer was apprehended and handed over to the police authorities.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/man-kills-friend-n1000-note-saw-ground-lagos-graphic-photo.html

After the deed is over,eye go clear!He must face the music!

@9jaown if only we'll have more of his kind and less of your type,Naija will earn back its place globally where it rightly belong!#antiprogress

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BetaThings:
Don't mind them!
They cannot intimidate a governor - they cannot impeach him, they cannot withold anything due to him
The senators are worse than El Rufai - El Rufai is harsh but he is focussed.

He has consistently got his budget passed by 1 Jan
NASS is playing games with multiple taxation, But El Rufai has since 2016 passed laws to harmonise taxes and levies collected by State and Local governments
He has attracted several investors to boost the economy of the state
He decided that the state will collect revenue using POS to minimise fake receipts and personally told the market women and artisans not to pay igf the POS machine is not produced by the collection officer

He may be brutal, but he is getting result

The legislators are brutal, irredeemably corrupt and only obstruct

Bless your heart my brother!Thanks for enlightening the ignorant ones on the platform!

higherpower:
The midget made First Class Honors. Let's see your giant certificate

dont mind this...i just told him great people ain't normal

KingGBsky:
You are ok sha?
Please check your temperature to see if your are normal.

Well incase you dont know,abnormal people RULE!!

KingGBsky:
Good move but the midget will not adhere to it.
And unfortunately kano states are full of abokìs who don't know how to decide on their own

call him what ever you want!He remains one of the best thing that has ever happen to not only the state but Nigeria as a whole and nothing is ever gonna change that!

toluxa1:
So once I go for confession, I'm covered? I can do it all week, go for confession and continue next week? Just asking oo, cos I no understand that Catholic confession parol.





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lol abi o?!

PrettySatan:
My heavenly father Satan gives good hair...

Hi ladies Satan bless you all

I bind you in Jesus' mighty name!!

caseclosed:
Me my own hair is natural too... you cant beat it!

Mine is supernatural!

lovelygurl:
I big chopped December 26

Transitioned for a year and three months and literally obsessed with my hair. It was the best hair decision I ever made. No regrets

why hide your face na?

LadySarah:
Been trying to transition for yrs but im at a loss As to where to start.
can i get an adress of natural hair saloon in PH.

you are very beautiful ,the OP

Infact,her beauty got me salivating!

gorociano:
I’ve been natural for three years and it’s been a journey. And a not-so-easy one too, there are many things I wish I had known before embarking on this journey but it took a lot of learning and re-learning to get me this far. There are lots of content on the internet that will leave you misinformed especially when you’re new to the natural hair game. So here is my personal gift to you, a simple beginners’ guide to going natural.


Simple is the way to go
If you were looking for a long post about some complicated natural hair routine or natural hair regimen, then you’ve come to the wrong place. In fact from past experience, I can say that doing the most with your hair only impedes your hair health and growth. The simplest regimens are the best. My last-born sibling is just 5 and her hair is longer than mine (and she’s cut it twice). So we have both been natural for roughly the same number of years. But if there’s one thing I’ve learnt from her hair it’s that the simpler the better. All we do is moisturize and protect her hair and I started applying the same method to my hair too.

Step 1: Moisturize
Bantu knot out

Natural hair needs moisture, especially in our harsh weather. Dry hair is the number one cause of hair breakage, so you might think your hair is not growing but in reality it’s breaking faster than you can retain the length. The most popular technique for keeping your hair moisturized is the LOC method also known as LCO method. The L in LOC stands for liquid. Your hair needs water, water is life; so your liquid can either be water or a water-based product. You first spray water over your entire hair. Next is O, which stands for Oil; the oil is a sealant that keeps the water sealed into your hair strand, you can use coconut, olive oil or any other oil of your choice. While the final C stands for Cream; the cream helps to close the hair cuticle and keep both oil and water sealed in. You can use a leave-in conditioner for your cream, shea butter or any moisturizing natural hair cream.

Step 2: Protect


The next step is to do protective styles. The key to letting your hair grow is keeping it protected, you can leave out your afro once in a while but over-exposure to sun and harmattan really is not good for the hair. There are numerous protective natural hair styles to choose from; bantu knots, twists, finger coils, flat twists, thread and our usual African styles like all-back, etc. If you like variety, I’ll suggest doing all-back and rocking wigs, but don’t forget to keep your hair moisturized. For hair growth, low manipulation is key, instead of changing hairstyles every day or week, you can try one protective style every month, do this regularly while keeping your hair moisturized and I promise you, your hair will grow. Unfortunately, I love manipulating my hair a lot and I don’t mind the length because it’s not a competition, I just like to style my hair in different beautiful ways, you can say I’m obsessed. My point is, if you’re worried about length, keep manipulation minimal.

Natural Hair Beginners Kit
There are some things you’d need for this journey, let’s just call it a starter kit.

Satin pillowcase or bonnet – The usual cotton pillowcases are bad news for your hair and even skin. Satin silk reduces friction so using it will reduce friction, keep your hair neat and minimize tangles. It is also great for your facial skin because unlike abrasive material like cotton, wool, etc, satin doesn’t draw in moisture from your skin, it simply glides instead of pulling on your skin thereby reducing wrinkles and acne. Keep in mind that you should wash your pillowcase every few days or at least once a week to remove natural oils from your face/hair and product residue as this can clog your skin pores.
Leave-in conditioner
Deep conditioner
Spray bottle
Oil
Moisturizing Cream
Wide-tooth comb
Edge control and small brush – To get those sleek edges
Satin/silk scarf – To lay down those sleek edges, can also be used in place of bonnet or pillowcase
Hair clips, pins and accessories





http://yorubachic.ng/simple-beginners-guide-to-going-natural-in-nigeria-starter-kit/

Nice!but wait oh OP,na you dey for the pishure?

markode777:
KINGSLEY IWU

A Kenyan Witchdoctor, Ali Maalim Bakari a.k.a Mganga wa Nyuki has said that women who sleep naked are in high risk of becoming barren in Life.

The witchdoctor disclosed to Nairobian that he has involved in the business for the past 10 years.

“Many people don’t know that sleeping naked especially for women is not safe. That is how ghosts show up at night and have sex with some ladies making them barren. These women lack sex appetite. I always advise women to wear something, even a panty alone,“ he said.

“For instance, when a client complains of poor performance in bed, I urge them to spice up their bedroom game and also check on diet. Further, women should not throw their pads aimlessly, since that is what people use to block their uterus,” he said.

He also disclosed he inherited his powers from his late dad and made a secret oath that requested the slaughter of two cocks.

“I inherited this gift from my late father. It is a normal thing to pass this gift to your kids. In our case, we are three sons in our family, but my brother refused and I took over. Our ancestors were not happy with him and they made him lose one eye,” the 32-year-old man born and bred in Kwale said.

The witchdoctor also claimed politicians do storm his place seeking powers during rallies.

“They usually come for charms to attract crowds in rallies and beat their competitors. To help them, I smear special oil on their underwear and clothes that they must wear when going to meet rivals or crowd,” he said.

SOURCE: http://www.kingsleyiwu.com.ng/2018/02/women-who-sleeps-naked-visits.html

Rubbish!sleeping unclad that is medically/scientifically encourage due to its health benefit and boost in libido!

Shukran:
"quote me" the person must be Chioma's friend who stole his number from her phone.

Makes sense sweethrt!

Gangster1ms:
Some are like that..

blood of Ram!!!

Gangster1ms:
E fit be guy o

what nonsense!even blind man no say na woman yansh!

PrettyCrystal:
A young lady identified as Chioma Nelly Nwawere, has revealed why a guy blocked her on Facebook. According to the pretty lady from Imo state, the guy in a bid to woo her - bombarded her with different unwarranted questions. Even when she answered the questions, he continued with his "interrogation".

The lady also narrated how the guy asked her about her complexion and her gap teeth despite going through her pictures. That was she she told him to go for medical checkup.

This probably annoyed the guy who took out his anger by blocking her on Facebook.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/pretty-lady-reveals-guy-wooing-blocked-facebook-photos.html

And why should this make front page?!