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Politics / Re: Senate Condemns Demolition Of Kaduna Factional APC Secretariat by Unitedabby(m): 2:46pm On Feb 20, 2018
KingGBsky:
Good move but the midget will not adhere to it.
And unfortunately kano states are full of abokìs who don't know how to decide on their own
call him what ever you want!He remains one of the best thing that has ever happen to not only the state but Nigeria as a whole and nothing is ever gonna change that!

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Religion / Re: Sex All Night And Then Church On Sunday Morning by Unitedabby(m): 3:22am On Feb 18, 2018
toluxa1:


So once I go for confession, I'm covered? I can do it all week, go for confession and continue next week? Just asking oo, cos I no understand that Catholic confession parol.





https://www.nairaland.com/4349644/like-new-iphone-6s-64gb
lol abi o?! cheesy
Fashion / Re: Simple Beginners Guide To Going Natural In Nigeria + Starter Kit by Unitedabby(m): 2:51am On Feb 18, 2018
PrettySatan:
My heavenly father Satan gives good hair...

Hi ladies Satan bless you all
I bind you in Jesus' mighty name!!

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Fashion / Re: Simple Beginners Guide To Going Natural In Nigeria + Starter Kit by Unitedabby(m): 2:49am On Feb 18, 2018
caseclosed:
Me my own hair is natural too... you cant beat it!
Mine is supernatural!
Fashion / Re: Simple Beginners Guide To Going Natural In Nigeria + Starter Kit by Unitedabby(m): 2:44am On Feb 18, 2018
lovelygurl:
I big chopped December 26 grin

Transitioned for a year and three months and literally obsessed with my hair. It was the best hair decision I ever made. No regrets
why hide your face na?
Fashion / Re: Simple Beginners Guide To Going Natural In Nigeria + Starter Kit by Unitedabby(m): 2:42am On Feb 18, 2018
LadySarah:
Been trying to transition for yrs but im at a loss As to where to start.
can i get an adress of natural hair saloon in PH.

you are very beautiful ,the OP
Infact,her beauty got me salivating! grin
Fashion / Re: Simple Beginners Guide To Going Natural In Nigeria + Starter Kit by Unitedabby(m): 2:28am On Feb 18, 2018
gorociano:
I’ve been natural for three years and it’s been a journey. And a not-so-easy one too, there are many things I wish I had known before embarking on this journey but it took a lot of learning and re-learning to get me this far. There are lots of content on the internet that will leave you misinformed especially when you’re new to the natural hair game. So here is my personal gift to you, a simple beginners’ guide to going natural.


Simple is the way to go
If you were looking for a long post about some complicated natural hair routine or natural hair regimen, then you’ve come to the wrong place. In fact from past experience, I can say that doing the most with your hair only impedes your hair health and growth. The simplest regimens are the best. My last-born sibling is just 5 and her hair is longer than mine (and she’s cut it twice). So we have both been natural for roughly the same number of years. But if there’s one thing I’ve learnt from her hair it’s that the simpler the better. All we do is moisturize and protect her hair and I started applying the same method to my hair too.

Step 1: Moisturize
Bantu knot out

Natural hair needs moisture, especially in our harsh weather. Dry hair is the number one cause of hair breakage, so you might think your hair is not growing but in reality it’s breaking faster than you can retain the length. The most popular technique for keeping your hair moisturized is the LOC method also known as LCO method. The L in LOC stands for liquid. Your hair needs water, water is life; so your liquid can either be water or a water-based product. You first spray water over your entire hair. Next is O, which stands for Oil; the oil is a sealant that keeps the water sealed into your hair strand, you can use coconut, olive oil or any other oil of your choice. While the final C stands for Cream; the cream helps to close the hair cuticle and keep both oil and water sealed in. You can use a leave-in conditioner for your cream, shea butter or any moisturizing natural hair cream.

Step 2: Protect


The next step is to do protective styles. The key to letting your hair grow is keeping it protected, you can leave out your afro once in a while but over-exposure to sun and harmattan really is not good for the hair. There are numerous protective natural hair styles to choose from; bantu knots, twists, finger coils, flat twists, thread and our usual African styles like all-back, etc. If you like variety, I’ll suggest doing all-back and rocking wigs, but don’t forget to keep your hair moisturized. For hair growth, low manipulation is key, instead of changing hairstyles every day or week, you can try one protective style every month, do this regularly while keeping your hair moisturized and I promise you, your hair will grow. Unfortunately, I love manipulating my hair a lot and I don’t mind the length because it’s not a competition, I just like to style my hair in different beautiful ways, you can say I’m obsessed. My point is, if you’re worried about length, keep manipulation minimal.

Natural Hair Beginners Kit

There are some things you’d need for this journey, let’s just call it a starter kit.

Satin pillowcase or bonnet – The usual cotton pillowcases are bad news for your hair and even skin. Satin silk reduces friction so using it will reduce friction, keep your hair neat and minimize tangles. It is also great for your facial skin because unlike abrasive material like cotton, wool, etc, satin doesn’t draw in moisture from your skin, it simply glides instead of pulling on your skin thereby reducing wrinkles and acne. Keep in mind that you should wash your pillowcase every few days or at least once a week to remove natural oils from your face/hair and product residue as this can clog your skin pores.
Leave-in conditioner
Deep conditioner
Spray bottle
Oil
Moisturizing Cream
Wide-tooth comb
Edge control and small brush – To get those sleek edges
Satin/silk scarf – To lay down those sleek edges, can also be used in place of bonnet or pillowcase
Hair clips, pins and accessories





http://yorubachic.ng/simple-beginners-guide-to-going-natural-in-nigeria-starter-kit/

Nice!but wait oh OP,na you dey for the pishure? shocked shocked shocked

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Religion / Re: "Ghosts Have Sex With Women Who Sleep Unclad, Making Them Barren" - Witchdoctor by Unitedabby(m): 1:48am On Feb 17, 2018
markode777:
KINGSLEY IWU

A Kenyan Witchdoctor, Ali Maalim Bakari a.k.a Mganga wa Nyuki has said that women who sleep naked are in high risk of becoming barren in Life.

The witchdoctor disclosed to Nairobian that he has involved in the business for the past 10 years.

“Many people don’t know that sleeping naked especially for women is not safe. That is how ghosts show up at night and have sex with some ladies making them barren. These women lack sex appetite. I always advise women to wear something, even a panty alone,“ he said.

“For instance, when a client complains of poor performance in bed, I urge them to spice up their bedroom game and also check on diet. Further, women should not throw their pads aimlessly, since that is what people use to block their uterus,” he said.


He also disclosed he inherited his powers from his late dad and made a secret oath that requested the slaughter of two cocks.

“I inherited this gift from my late father. It is a normal thing to pass this gift to your kids. In our case, we are three sons in our family, but my brother refused and I took over. Our ancestors were not happy with him and they made him lose one eye,” the 32-year-old man born and bred in Kwale said.

The witchdoctor also claimed politicians do storm his place seeking powers during rallies.

“They usually come for charms to attract crowds in rallies and beat their competitors. To help them, I smear special oil on their underwear and clothes that they must wear when going to meet rivals or crowd,” he said.

SOURCE: http://www.kingsleyiwu.com.ng/2018/02/women-who-sleeps-naked-visits.html
Rubbish!sleeping unclad that is medically/scientifically encourage due to its health benefit and boost in libido!
Celebrities / Re: Davido Shares The Nude Picture A Female Fan Sent To Him On Whatsapp by Unitedabby(m): 12:00am On Feb 17, 2018
Shukran:
"quote me" the person must be Chioma's friend who stole his number from her phone. grin grin grin
Makes sense sweethrt!

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Shares The Nude Picture A Female Fan Sent To Him On Whatsapp by Unitedabby(m): 11:58pm On Feb 16, 2018
Gangster1ms:
Some are like that.. wink
blood of Ram!!!
Celebrities / Re: Davido Shares The Nude Picture A Female Fan Sent To Him On Whatsapp by Unitedabby(m): 11:06pm On Feb 16, 2018
Gangster1ms:
E fit be guy o embarassed
what nonsense!even blind man no say na woman yansh!
Romance / Re: Lady Reveals Why A Guy Wooing Her Blocked Her On Facebook (Photos) by Unitedabby(m): 10:50pm On Feb 16, 2018
PrettyCrystal:
A young lady identified as Chioma Nelly Nwawere, has revealed why a guy blocked her on Facebook. According to the pretty lady from Imo state, the guy in a bid to woo her - bombarded her with different unwarranted questions. Even when she answered the questions, he continued with his "interrogation".

The lady also narrated how the guy asked her about her complexion and her gap teeth despite going through her pictures. That was she she told him to go for medical checkup.

This probably annoyed the guy who took out his anger by blocking her on Facebook.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/pretty-lady-reveals-guy-wooing-blocked-facebook-photos.html
And why should this make front page?!

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Romance / Re: Your Best Valentine's Day and Gift by Unitedabby(m): 1:35am On Feb 15, 2018
itsmeurLady:


Aww thank you smiley
You're welcome my lady!
Romance / Re: Your Best Valentine's Day and Gift by Unitedabby(m): 9:02pm On Feb 14, 2018
itsmeurLady:
Reading all these experiences I'm kinda jealous Cs I've never had such experiences on Vals day beforesad
sorry dear and this year's is gone already would have surprised you!

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Romance / Re: Lady Rejects Man’s Marriage Proposal After Giving Her A Kidney by Unitedabby(m): 7:47pm On Feb 11, 2018
XhosaNostra:


Lol, now that's cruel.

Certain family members though, yes, but my favourites, I'd ponder about it.
abi?no mind am...na fear of death dey worry am!

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Crime / Re: MAUTECH Students Riot In Yola After Man "Blasphemed" Against Islam On WhatsApp by Unitedabby(m): 8:10pm On Feb 05, 2018
You need help!
Romance / Re: "Stop Pestering Me; I Don't Give Free Sex" - Zimbabwean Lady Tells Ex (pics) by Unitedabby(m): 8:55am On Feb 04, 2018
desreek9:
Some men sef, why marry your wife if she cant satisfy you sexually as much as your ex undecided
abi...the thing tire me o
Crime / Re: Brother-In-law And His Wife Assault Woman (Photos) by Unitedabby(m): 1:27pm On Jan 30, 2018
obajoey:
So many wicked people everywhere bro, both during the day and at night. Make God help us.
Amen o broda!
Crime / Re: Brother-In-law And His Wife Assault Woman (Photos) by Unitedabby(m): 12:49pm On Jan 30, 2018
obajoey:
lol.
but on a serious note,people wicked sha!do that to my wife and heaven will fall!
Crime / Re: Brother-In-law And His Wife Assault Woman (Photos) by Unitedabby(m): 12:21pm On Jan 30, 2018
obajoey:
i dont sometimes understand these injury pictures oo, like they use to rub something
yes na me rub something on her
Romance / Re: Meet Baeizbae, "The President Of Watermelon Breast Association Of Nigeria" by Unitedabby(m): 12:15pm On Jan 30, 2018
OVA200:
Even if she didn't create herself she suppose carry herself decently not this president of watermelon nonsense.

Is that what you call beauty? or am I seeing the wrong picture
lol liar!
Romance / Re: Meet Baeizbae, "The President Of Watermelon Breast Association Of Nigeria" by Unitedabby(m): 2:23am On Jan 30, 2018
OVA200:
She lack so many things, beauty she no get, stature she no get, brain she no get, good adviser she no get, na only chest she get.

I so much hate this type yeye breast they will always be saggy.
like she created herself!and by the way,did you just say she's not beautiful?look again
Celebrities / Re: "Mercy Aigbe Looking Like A Sex Doll" - Fan Reacts To Actress' New Picture by Unitedabby(m): 4:48pm On Jan 24, 2018
willeobi:
120 odds available for todays fixed correct scores, call now
is it an arranged match?
Crime / Re: 6 Dead Bodies Of Fulanis Killed In Taraba Discovered By Security (Graphic Pics) by Unitedabby(m): 10:48pm On Jan 19, 2018
wizzyenya:
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And what makes you think they'll welcome someone from a #shithole country?
Family / Re: I Am Turning Into A Tenant In My Husband's House by Unitedabby(m): 12:21am On Dec 26, 2017
Ladyhippolyta88:
Well if your wife says she wants to assist you please let her but don't force her against her will and if she agrees with your line of thought no problem.
I get your point ma'am.I've been courting a lady for some time now and she's learnt to accept my disposition on that so i guess there wont be issues when we get married
Family / Re: I Am Turning Into A Tenant In My Husband's House by Unitedabby(m): 11:07pm On Dec 25, 2017
byemx06:
madam bcus u are married you stop dressing hot,u begin tie wrapper turn urself to deeper life..........my honest advice make fine heir all d time,dress super hot,look gud all d time den see his reaction

do sorry abt that,may God change him
yeah most likely!nice one!
Family / Re: I Am Turning Into A Tenant In My Husband's House by Unitedabby(m): 11:05pm On Dec 25, 2017
Jman06:
This could be the result of forcing yourself on a man who doesn't like you, and at the same time not being financially supportive of the man.

Only a few men with good hearts can put up with a financially dependent lady and not start showing her attitude, especially after seeing other women being the bread winners of their homes.It's either the man is naturally good or you are a very hot lady such that you have his mumu button.
guy,sounds like you wouldn't mind your wife doing bread-winning for your family...
Family / Re: I Am Turning Into A Tenant In My Husband's House by Unitedabby(m): 11:00pm On Dec 25, 2017
Evablizin:
sad
I love harmattan pass you wink

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Family / Re: I Am Turning Into A Tenant In My Husband's House by Unitedabby(m): 10:52pm On Dec 25, 2017
Memories12411:
My sister you are welcome to "Men's World". The heart of men is desperately wicked. If you are not doing anything to generate income for the family is a great problem for you because anything about you irritates him. Check your financial life very well.
Secondly, it could be you have turned yourself to a different person after giving birth to your child. Check your looks.
Last but not the least. Check your relationship with your in-laws. They could be instigating your husband.
In conclusion, I encourage you to pray without ceasing.
Not a bad point that just that i disagree on the "...generate income for the family..."part as not all men want their wives' financial contribution in marriage and tbh i will not like that either.
Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph: "My Big Bum Attracts Men To Me" by Unitedabby(m): 4:06pm On Dec 24, 2017
lodgerill2:
Nollywood actress, Anita Joseph, in a new interview revealed what attracts men to her. According to the actress who wondered if having a big ass or a killer figure is a problem, it has not been easy dealing with the advances she’s been getting.

She told Saturday Beats;
“When it comes to my body, it has not been easy with the advances I get from men because of my bum. It has not been easy at all. It makes me wonder if it is a problem having a big bum or a killer figure”.

On if she will opt for bum reduction, she said;
“It has never occurred to me to reduce my bum. No, why will I do that? Reducing my bum will be me mocking God for what He has blessed me with. I can’t even add weight because if I do, my bum would become massive. People pay to make their bum big, why would I reduce the natural one God gave me for free? Please leave my bum, it’s from God, undiluted.”

She then admitted she is in a relationship;
“I am in a relationship but my boyfriend is not in the entertainment industry, I would say that our meeting was a miraculous one.”



http://www.lodgerill.com.ng/2017/12/men-always-surround-me-because-of-my.html?m=1


Meaning you must have fvcked your way to this point of your career abi?Rubbish
Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph: "My Big Bum Attracts Men To Me" by Unitedabby(m): 4:00pm On Dec 24, 2017
ruggedmallaam:
This is why i hate watching nollywood movies.they've got nothing to offer
watching their crab for me works faster than valium 5
Family / Re: Neighbours Flog Man Who Beats His Wife Always (Photos) by Unitedabby(m): 8:24pm On Dec 23, 2017
uniqueogo:


and if the foolishness of being a wife beater happens in a sane country, the neighbors wouldn't have to intervene cus the man would have been in jail cooling his ass off
i just dey suspect you o, you sound like a woman beater else why would you support what the man's doing to his wife
You just nailed it!

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