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Politics › Re: 2023: Atiku Will Beat Tinubu In Lagos – Melaye by Unitedabby(m): 1:07am On Aug 25, 2022

HeadNigga:
Dino just dey boast. Atiku can't even get 25% in lag.

Peter obi 68%, Tinubu 22%, atiku 10%.
This is how Lagos votes will be split

Ori e pe!!

Politics › Re: 2023: Atiku Will Beat Tinubu In Lagos – Melaye by Unitedabby(m): 1:03am On Aug 25, 2022

oshozondii:
https://dailytrust.com/2023-atiku-will-beat-tinubu-in-lagos-melaye

And OBI will beat Atiku...how about that?! grin

Sports › Re: FA Confirm Punishments For Thomas Tuchel And Antonio Conte After Touchline Spat by Unitedabby(m): 8:30pm On Aug 19, 2022

xxxangel:
Keep quiet!!!!! Must you comment

oh my gawd! Your response just proved him right!! grin

Romance › Re: Why Married Men Will Never Stop Chasing Younger Girls- Blessing CEO by Unitedabby(m): 6:58pm On Aug 12, 2022

frank317:
Many married men cheat, very many. All married men must not cheat before u say married men cheat... the high number is enough to generalize

That means you are a cheater then and that's such a shame!!.. no sane person will falsely generalize ANYTHING at all even if it is 99.9% confirm because the 0.1% Matters okay? May God mercilessly punish any married man who cheats IJN!

Romance › Re: Why Married Men Will Never Stop Chasing Younger Girls- Blessing CEO by Unitedabby(m): 2:12pm On Aug 12, 2022

Icart:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H5znxi4vgM

Why married MEN will never stop chasing younger girls …

Over maturity is what has killed a lot of marriages, women always be a Baby to your men or else baby gals will keep wining .❤️.
I rest my case .
https://www.instagram.com/reel/ChHrGW3KEGf/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Is it all married men that cheat??!! I'm personally offended by this nonsense! **Wears a frown**

Celebrities › Re: After Giving Him All Styles, He Left Me. I Don’t Think I Can Marry Again – Korra by Unitedabby(m): 10:23pm On Aug 03, 2022

Which vacancy again when Korra is already vacant and available!! grin

Nwuzohalbert:
It’s not by sex style. There should be some qualities that you should also possesses so that when the man is tired of sex, he will still stay because of those qualities.

Please am a biochemist. Based in abuja. Looking for work. If there is a vacancy for anything I can do contact me

Politics › Re: Youths Erect Peter Obi's Billboard In Osun (pictures) by Unitedabby(m): 7:06pm On Jul 31, 2022

Obojuju:
Wow...Peter Obi is truly the only hope for a new Nigeria. Its amazing to behold how the youths have realized this and taken their stand to support Obi.

Peter Obi is the next president of Nigeria come 2023

I say a BIG amen to that!!

Politics › Re: Hisbah Police Commands Barber To Shave A Man’s Hair In Kano State (Pix, Video) by Unitedabby(m): 11:40pm On Jul 20, 2022

RingRoadMafia:
Mynd44 Lalasticlala Mukina2 Seun Dominique

This guy keeps derailing, posting this thrash everywhere and stoking tribal wars

Abio... E pain me say I read the nonsense finish cheesy

Politics › Re: Hisbah Police Commands Barber To Shave A Man’s Hair In Kano State (Pix, Video) by Unitedabby(m): 11:32pm On Jul 20, 2022

BATified2023:
what about all Christian ticket in d south east?

You mean south east that's predominantly Christian?!!

Politics › Re: Hisbah Police Commands Barber To Shave A Man’s Hair In Kano State (Pix, Video) by Unitedabby(m): 11:31pm On Jul 20, 2022

BATified2023:
what about all Christian ticket in d south east?

You mean south east that's predominantly Christian?!! �

Crime › Re: Bandits Kill Two Health Workers, Injure Woman In Kaduna (Graphic Pics) by Unitedabby(m): 11:11pm On Jul 18, 2022

FaceThem:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/kaduna-terrorists-kill-two-health-workers-abduct-eight/%3famp

Kaduna is now arguably the most unsafe city in the country. I live in an outskirts somewhere along Kaduna/Abuja expressway where there have been series of attacks in the surrounding communities. If you're a stranger found loitering or taking a stroll in the neighborhood,residents may begin to monitor your movements or even interrogate you which can be quite embarrassing sometimes especially when you know you have no evil agenda.Most people especially men don't sleep at night as we are split into smaller groups with weapons and walkie talkies to secure the adugbo in case of any WOTOWOTO! I personally don't close my two eyes eventually until about 5am not to mention that you must be ready for work by 8am. It's been such a nightmare that will end til God knows when! #RIP to the Dead!

Romance › Re: My Virgin Girl Says No Sex Till Marriage by Unitedabby(m): 11:53pm On Jul 10, 2022

sript:
Lol..

So Baba dropped zobo??

Your are quite hilarious...

Romance › Re: My Virgin Girl Says No Sex Till Marriage by Unitedabby(m): 10:48pm On Jul 04, 2022

sript:
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Why were you pissed off... Na you wan marry her your cousin

lol..not at all...was pissed because I know HE wasn't grin

Culture › Re: 40 American Students Take Igbo Names After Tracing Ancestry To Igboland by Unitedabby(m): 10:59pm On Jun 30, 2022

GreatAxeMan:
https://punchng.com/40-americans-take-igbo-names-in-enugu-claim-ancestry/?amp

I use to admire ladies of Igbo descent until one taught me a bitter lesson... Kai she fall my hand...I loved her so much

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Romance › Re: My Virgin Girl Says No Sex Till Marriage by Unitedabby(m): 10:21pm On Jun 30, 2022

GOFRONT:
A virgin at 20??

She's tried to have come this far with it...

My Cousin sister married two years ago @ 29 and she was deflowered on her wedding night so.....

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Romance › Re: My Virgin Girl Says No Sex Till Marriage by Unitedabby(m): 10:17pm On Jun 30, 2022

Carcholce:

I don catch you today.

You be really anyhow person. There are sooooo many other things you can advise the young man but masturbation. If you are lady, I pity that thing in between your legs, if you are man, I also pity that thing in between your legs.

What precisely is in between their legs? cheesy

Romance › Re: My Virgin Girl Says No Sex Till Marriage by Unitedabby(m): 10:14pm On Jun 30, 2022

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram

wat I SEE as a Ganja Planter, u can't SEE!

She can NEVER kip d virginity till wedding DAY!

She go collect like 16 different PREEK b4 she SETTLE down!

Na Small PIKIN STILL de worry her, MAMA and Papa ADVICE STILL de Ring for her HEAD pan!

Wen CODED Nigga JAM her, she go 4get all does MATTERZ Bcus she no go 1 lose d Nigga!

Una STILL de BUY market for ShopRite!

Una NEVER Wise up yet!

LITE UP my WEED in peace

WTF MAN!

Not every girl is loose man....there are still a good number of virgins... A Cousin sister of mine was a virgin until her wedding night... The husband, according to my aunt, called her to thank her profusely for raising her well and all that haven met her a virgin... Was glad when my aunt told me and was pissed at the same time sha! grin

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Sports › Re: Sadio Mane Is Transforming His Village Into A Beautiful Town by Unitedabby(m): 3:32pm On Jun 30, 2022

Lazenby007:
I just taya for the guy !

lmao

Foreign Affairs › Re: Biden, Macron & Other G7 Leaders Mock Bare-Chested Horseback Rider Putin (Video) by Unitedabby(m): 1:51pm On Jun 27, 2022

God punish this man! Murderer

WriterNig:
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/imageserver/image/%2Fmethode%2Ftimes%2Fprod%2Fweb%2Fbin%2F9a8aceca-8370-11e7-aad7-35a38ccd3007.jpg

Leaders of the Group of Seven (G-7) wealthy nations mocked the macho image of their absent adversary Vladimir Putin on Sunday, at a meeting in Germany dominated by the Russian President's invasion of Ukraine.

As the besuited leaders sat down for their first meeting of the three-day G7 summit in the sweltering Bavarian Alps, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson asked if their jackets should come off - or if they should even disrobe further.

"We all have to show that we're tougher than Putin," Johnson said, to laughter from some of his colleagues.

"Bare-chested horseback riding," shot back Canada's Justin Trudeau. "We will arrange a ride on horseback with bare-chested."

"Oh yes," said European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen. "Horseback riding is the best."

Putin, who prizes his sporty image, has been pictured shirtless several times in photos released by Russian state media, including one set in which he rode a brown horse while wearing wrap-around sunglasses, a gold chain and army trousers.

The G7 leaders discussed efforts to further isolate Russia over its invasion of Ukraine, which has killed thousands of people and driven millions from their homes. Britain, Canada, Japan and the United States announced moves to ban imports of Russian gold. The G7 also includes France, Italy and Germany.

https://s.abcnews.com/images/International/gy_putin_dc_011718_2x3_992.jpg

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Sports › Re: Sadio Mane Is Transforming His Village Into A Beautiful Town by Unitedabby(m): 1:43pm On Jun 27, 2022

God1000:
lol, why not

You are funny man

and Naive! I bet a 5 year old wouldn't ask such a question

Sports › Re: Sadio Mane Is Transforming His Village Into A Beautiful Town by Unitedabby(m): 1:40pm On Jun 27, 2022

Chaos14:
If he played for Norwich could he do this

So Norwich don't pay their players abi? The players play for them for free abi? How naive!

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Sports › Re: Sadio Mane Is Transforming His Village Into A Beautiful Town by Unitedabby(m): 1:35pm On Jun 27, 2022

Chaos14:
This is what happens when you play for a legend like liverpool

What are you saying Gan?!! grin

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Sports › Re: Sadio Mane Is Transforming His Village Into A Beautiful Town by Unitedabby(m): 1:26pm On Jun 27, 2022

Fira09:
God bless sadio,

This is what we want super eagles players to do for their own communities and not lavishing their money abroad.

Amen! i love giving and i love those that give and put smile on other people's faces and as a Staunch Man United fan,i just couldn't help but love this young man despite his affiliation with Liverpool. God bless you Mane and best wishes in the new phase of your career!!

Crime › Re: Lagos Police Rescue 53 Year Old Woman From Lynch Mob. by Unitedabby(m): 9:34pm On Jun 17, 2022

Farid24224:
It's the same thing na..

Cops sounds too plush for Nigerian police... You too think am na bro... Know what I'm saying?? Lol

Crime › Re: Lagos Police Rescue 53 Year Old Woman From Lynch Mob. by Unitedabby(m): 12:21am On Jun 17, 2022

Farid24224:
Nice one from the cops....

Cops? Do we have cops or police? Lmao

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Education › Re: UK Pervert Teacher Who Forces Pupils' Hands Down Her Trousers Jailed by Unitedabby(m): 9:55pm On Jun 16, 2022

Wizpa:
Aunts younger sister na still your Aunty
Why you dey sugar-coat am
You funny Sha

She's my Uncle's wife younger sister

Education › Re: UK Pervert Teacher Who Forces Pupils' Hands Down Her Trousers Jailed by Unitedabby(m): 12:26am On Jun 16, 2022

Germi9:
Funny enough most grown guys today are victims of this act

You're very correct bro! When I was about 9 year old,I was subjected to a probably worse situation by my Aunt's younger sister who's almost old enough to birth me...she buys me sweets and chocolates as a build up to her evil intension.She asks me to do things to her at the slightest opportunity she gets such as fingering her,fonddle her breasts and then she in turn play with my tiny pipe and balls. I innocently did things I wasn't proud of and ashamed of till date.... Never told anyone about it and that experience have negatively affected my love life now that I'm grown up... Those kids need psychological therapy. I don't know if I'd need one too. It's not a good experience; messes with your head and life.

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Education › Re: UK Pervert Teacher Who Forces Pupils' Hands Down Her Trousers Jailed by Unitedabby(m): 11:55pm On Jun 15, 2022

SHINJA:
Stupid rapist....Cut her breast away and stone her to dead..

WTF!! Are you a Muslim?

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Nairaland General › Re: Lady And Her 6 Kids Escaped Been Strangled To Death By A Big Python by Unitedabby(m): 10:11pm On Jun 13, 2022

Bvlgari:
Lady and her 6 kids escaped been strangled to death by a big python inside their room to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biUbI4nYMNM

kai...egusi soup with pandi go make serious sense with this meat aswear!! Who's with me?!! �

Politics › Re: Banky W Wins PDP Rerun Primaries & Reps Ticket For Eti-Osa Federal Constituency by Unitedabby(m): 12:09am On Jun 07, 2022

Romanoff:
And we will get married, abi?

No you will get unmarried sorry!! �

Politics › Re: Banky W Wins PDP Rerun Primaries & Reps Ticket For Eti-Osa Federal Constituency by Unitedabby(m): 7:17pm On Jun 06, 2022

Romanoff:
Yippy.

I'm happy for him if it's true.

Kai. This is giving me so much Joy.

Yes and he'll propose to you too don't worry �

Christianity Etc › Re: Mob Kills Vigilante For Blasphemy In Abuja (Pictures) by Unitedabby(m): 6:33pm On Jun 04, 2022

Tekuzukite:
Source: https://twitter.com/DejiAdesogan/status/1533091207844356096

https://punchng.com/just-in-mob-kills-vigilante-for-blasphemy-in-abuja/

These 'people' will ignite unquenchable fire in this corntree if proactive measures aren't taken... my question is:
I. What exactly is PEACE about this religion?
II. Who gets to decide/conclude what an act of blasphemy is? Just anyone including almajiris?
III.
Why is the Bihari led administration not saying/doing anything about this recurrent nonsense?

Clearly,even a blind man could see that this Hausa muslims are the problem of this country. They're the cancer that's feeding it's host-Nigeria and I strongly believe that seperation is the only and permanent solution. Islam is PISS!

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