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RomanceRe: "I Was Drunk, A Man Took Me To His House & Bathed Me Without Touching Me" - Lady by Unitedabby(m): 8:16pm On Dec 14, 2017
pocohantas:
There are lots of responsible guys around. It's the ones whose pricks work overtime that are spoiling the image of the good ones. I have a friend like that, highly self-controlled guy. I have also met the one who seems so sinister...like he could snuff life outta me in a second.

She should be careful how she drinks though.
Lest she runs outta luck.

Beht how can you bathe someone without 'touching' her?

All these guys asking how is she sure he didn't fck her.
What do you take the PuC for? Some clueless non-feeling corridor?
very possible.I can
RomanceRe: "I Was Drunk, A Man Took Me To His House & Bathed Me Without Touching Me" - Lady by Unitedabby(m): 8:10pm On Dec 14, 2017
Blogsphere:
Source - .COM

A Nigerian lady identified as ‘Dr Atinuke’, has narrated how one of her male friends, Ladi, took her to his crib, took care of her and didn’t touch her after she got extremely drunk.

Atinuke took to Twitter to reveal the story, she wrote;



http://www..com/2017/12/nigerian-lady-narrates-how-guy-took.html
Nice...i'm not that surprised coz i'd have done the same thing!#Thumbupman
NYSCRe: Kaduna Corpers & Ex Corpers Protesting Non-Payment Of Allowances (Photos) by Unitedabby(m): 1:53pm On Dec 13, 2017
lilfreezy:
is it not the fraudulent hell rufai. That man is a scam.

A fulani Dullard is dangerous, however an intelligent fulani man is even more dangerous
Stop exuding foolishness
NYSCRe: Kaduna Corpers & Ex Corpers Protesting Non-Payment Of Allowances (Photos) by Unitedabby(m): 1:51pm On Dec 13, 2017
mrvitalis:
How is this buhari's fault now

Whats wrong with you
Dont mind her...as long as there is #Hate in this country,we'll never have any meaningful progress as a nation!
NYSCRe: Kaduna Corpers & Ex Corpers Protesting Non-Payment Of Allowances (Photos) by Unitedabby(m): 1:39pm On Dec 13, 2017
Chikelue2000:
where is el rufai?
wetin kon konsain El Rufai for dis one.Are the coppers on the state's payroll or FG?
NYSCRe: Kaduna Corpers & Ex Corpers Protesting Non-Payment Of Allowances (Photos) by Unitedabby(m): 1:36pm On Dec 13, 2017
OrestesDante:
shocked

∆ It's obvious NYSC is no longer sustainable.
#ScrapNYSC ∆
simple!
NYSCRe: Kaduna Corpers & Ex Corpers Protesting Non-Payment Of Allowances (Photos) by Unitedabby(m): 1:32pm On Dec 13, 2017
BruncleZuma:
grin grin grin grin
Morale!
Low!
CrimeRe: SARS Officer Tortures Man To Death In Ondo. Wife Turned Down His Sex Request by Unitedabby(m): 3:23pm On Dec 12, 2017
Blizzy9ja:
Bia, do you reason with you buttocks? Your comments sometimes dey surprise me oh
Yes he does!#Trump is his father!
CrimeRe: SARS Officer Tortures Man To Death In Ondo. Wife Turned Down His Sex Request by Unitedabby(m): 3:08pm On Dec 12, 2017
shibanbo:
Like lizard and goat abi and while you are walking with a friend he sees your mother and sister,he tells you oboy see p*sy oo and he goes further to f**k them while you wait
Just imagine his mentality...he himself must be a very heartless and wicked individual...with people like him around,evil will thrive everyday!May God have mercy
CrimeRe: SARS Officer Tortures Man To Death In Ondo. Wife Turned Down His Sex Request by Unitedabby(m): 3:01pm On Dec 12, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Some women are heartless.
Your husband is dead because you refused to sleep with the policeman.
Now, who were you saving the kpekus for?

I wonder why so much importance is attached to sex.
Sometimes I wish humans were like goats and lizards who shag freely without unnecessary bottlenecks.

#EndSARS.
I think you are probably more stvpid and godless than the perpetrator himself...its people like you that can do just about anything to have your way whether or not its morally right!Please have a bit of conscious ok otherwise the end will definitely be destruction!
RomanceRe: Lara Kudayisi: "I Had A Child At 19, 15 Abortions & 14 Heartbreaks, Now Married" by Unitedabby(m): 12:00am On Nov 24, 2017
Flashh:
The worst thing is that, the whóre would welcome a bride's price too.
b4 nko!
RomanceRe: Lara Kudayisi: "I Had A Child At 19, 15 Abortions & 14 Heartbreaks, Now Married" by Unitedabby(m): 11:37pm On Nov 23, 2017
makydebbie:
I don't believe this! 14 heartbreaks is she a fool? 15 abortions? Doctors in the house, is this possible?
Foolish girls?plenty of them especially those that fall prey to bad guys that sense marriage desperation!Na that abortion figure na im shock me too oo!!i personally know a lady in my secondary school days that had 6 or so sha!
InvestmentRe: Those Investing In Bitcoins Are Gamblers - NDIC Chief by Unitedabby(m): 10:41pm On Nov 23, 2017
jumpandpas:
By Emma Ujah

Those investing in virtual currency or bit coins are gamblers, the Deputy Director of Research, Policy and International Relations (RPIR) of the Nigeria Deposit Insurance Corporation (NDIC), Dr. Sabo Katata, has said.


He spoke at the NDIC workshop for Business Editors and Finance Correspondents, in Kano, yesterday.
His words, “Digital currency is for gamblers. If you want to invest in bit coins you can go ahead, for that is what you are.
“If you want to buy bit coins you can, but your are doing so at your own risk. The regulators will not come and protect you.”


Dr. Katata presented a paper: Financial Disruption of Digital Currency and it’s Consequences on the Banking System and Deposit Insurance System”.
He noted that even the Bank of Egland has identified about 70 risks associated with digital currency and warned the Nigerian public against unmitigated risks.


In his remarks, the Director of RPIR, Alh. Mohammed Umar Yayangida, stressed that the Monetary regulators in Nigeria, namely the NDIC and the.Central Bank of Nigeria don’t have any control over digital currencies .
He added that those who venture into such highly risky invesments must note the risks therein.
He revealed that an inter-agency committee has been raised to work on the development in order to respond appropriately to it.
The committee consists of officials from NDIC, CBN, Department of State Services (DSS), Police, Securities and Exchange Commiission (SEC).


Dr. Katata presented a paper: Financial Disruption of Digital Currency and it’s Consequences on the Banking System and Deposit Insurance System”.
He noted that even the Bank of Egland has identified about 70 risks associated with digital currency and warned the Nigerian public against unmitigated risks.

In his remarks, the Director of RPIR, Alh. Mohammed Umar Yayangida, stressed that the Monetary regulators in Nigeria, namely the NDIC and the.Central Bank of Nigeria don’t have any control over digital currencies .
He added that those who venture into such highly risky invesments must note the risks therein.
He revealed that an inter-agency committee has been raised to work on the development in order to respond appropriately to it.
At the opening, the Managing Director (MD), Alh. Must Ibrahim, urged closer stakeholder collaboration


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/11/investing-bit-coins-gamblers-ndic-chief/
So wetin com concern am abi na im papa money we take dey invest am?#Idiot
Science/TechnologyRe: Giant Turtle Crawls Into Man's Compound In Bayelsa State. Photos by Unitedabby(m): 9:28pm On Nov 19, 2017
Guestlander:
It will be eaten. We do not return animals back to the sea in this part of the world.
Fate not yet determined is euphemism for which type of soup to make.
sadly
PoliticsRe: Female Suicide Bomber Cries In Borno After Being Nabbed. Photos by Unitedabby(m): 1:18am On Nov 19, 2017
Oyindidi:
See as she look abnormal..
Abeg i can't fit laf!you ehn!
RomanceRe: Schoolmates Who Met On BBM In Their Final Year Set To Wed (Photo) by Unitedabby(m): 4:28pm On Nov 13, 2017
mhizsuzzy:
see fine couple

God let my husband be fine oh and rich...... + beautiful qualities added
*yinmu*
RomanceRe: Schoolmates Who Met On BBM In Their Final Year Set To Wed (Photo) by Unitedabby(m): 4:22pm On Nov 13, 2017
Kendroid:
What's it with ladies acting so surprised when ever their man propose?? undecided

If you try it with me, am taking my RING back tongue
funny you!lol
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Touches A Lady's Vagina & Boobs During Deliverance (Photo) by Unitedabby(m): 8:06pm On Nov 12, 2017
Kolababe:
This photo has gone viral.No one knows who the swaggalicious pastor is. There has been a high rate of pastors healing private parts of church members lately.
Is this for real?hmmm...one of reasons why i don't do church!90% are nothing but hypocrites.Lord have mercy...and the gullible girl felt nothing untoward
FamilyRe: Nigeria Woman Delivers Quadruplets After Over 20 Years Of Waiting by Unitedabby(m): 8:41pm On Nov 08, 2017
d33types:
They have lots of things to take care of. Caring for 1 child is stressful talkless of 4.
The picture showed them in a an incubator. Do you know much much per night in an incubator plus phototherapy?

Thats like minimum of 10k daily times 4babies. This is minus other risks
I get your point but it seems you didn't get mine.stress/trauma et al of remaining childless compare with their current situation,which will they have preferred?I mean its like one been awarded a million dollar check only for him/her to start worrying how to travel few miles to cash it!hope you get my view even though the picture i painted doesn't seem the same?
FamilyRe: Nigeria Woman Delivers Quadruplets After Over 20 Years Of Waiting by Unitedabby(m): 8:38pm On Nov 08, 2017
d33types:
They have lots of things to take care of. Caring for 1 child is stressful talkless of 4.
The picture showed them in a an incubator. Do you know much much per night in an incubator plus phototherapy?

Thats like minimum of 10k daily times 4babies. This is minus other risks
I get your point but it seems you didn't get mine.stress/trauma et al of remaining without a child compare with their current situation,which will they have preferred?I mean its like one been awarded a million dollar check only for him/her to start worrying how to travel few miles to cash it!hope you get my view even though the picture i painted doesn't seem the same?
FamilyRe: Nigeria Woman Delivers Quadruplets After Over 20 Years Of Waiting by Unitedabby(m): 11:53pm On Nov 05, 2017
indoorscholar:
They thank God when it goes well but sue doctors when it turns bad
and do you know they didn't thank the doctors?
FamilyRe: Nigeria Woman Delivers Quadruplets After Over 20 Years Of Waiting by Unitedabby(m): 11:45pm On Nov 05, 2017
DIKEnaWAR:
Now they have to worry about taking care of them.

Congratulations
worry ke?
LiteratureRe: Melania Trump Racist In Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie "Janelle Asked To The Bedroom" by Unitedabby(m): 11:06pm On Oct 24, 2017
SalamRushdie:
Islamist or gay ? Which are you?
thanks for proving me right!
LiteratureRe: Melania Trump Racist In Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie "Janelle Asked To The Bedroom" by Unitedabby(m): 10:59pm On Oct 24, 2017
Criis:
Whether you like it or not, Trump is president already, He's completing His tenure and He'll get elected a second time undecided
na you wan re-elect am abi?
LiteratureRe: Melania Trump Racist In Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie "Janelle Asked To The Bedroom" by Unitedabby(m): 10:55pm On Oct 24, 2017
Koolking:
Adichie is trying hard to ride on the racist disposition of Trump and family to garner myriad readerships to her book. It's not needful. Trump deserves his peace.


Blacks are more racist than Whites according to my research.
mention one racist black nation/society and i will give you10 white racist country...what research are you talking about please?
LiteratureRe: Melania Trump Racist In Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie "Janelle Asked To The Bedroom" by Unitedabby(m): 10:15pm On Oct 24, 2017
SalamRushdie:
All these satanist will never rest with their false accusation against Trump , at a time Adichie should be condemning Hillary clinton for heading a peadophile secret cult , massive corruption in the Russian Uranium purchase deal , theft of donation from haiti and various murder suspicions hanging on her head , hate filled and jealous Chimanda decides to stir up fiction against the quiet and humble Melania Trump ..Fact be told America is onto a very good wave with President Trump as its jas been one a story of one record shattering economic growth to another since he came
Indeed it takes one d*mb p*ssy grabber to recognize the other! quoting me will definitely be a confirmation grin grin
LiteratureRe: Melania Trump Racist In Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie "Janelle Asked To The Bedroom" by Unitedabby(m): 10:07pm On Oct 24, 2017
Kei144:
Melania Trump is apparently lonely, obsessed with Michelle Obama and a bit racist -- at least that's the story according to acclaimed writer Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie.

In a new short story commissioned for and by The New York Times Book Review, Adichie imagined an exchange between the first lady, whom she refers to as "Mrs. T" in the text, and her black Pilates instructor, Janelle.

The micro-novel is titled Janelle Asked to the Bedroom, and paints Trump as a forlorn, reluctant first lady and wife of a president who expresses unease with her political fame.

In Adichie's fictional account, Mrs T invites her Pilates instructor into her bedroom, instead of their usual meeting place in the first lady's home gym. Janelle is surprised to find her "disheveled" and her manner appearing "distracted."

There, Mrs T, who Adichie described in her story as envious of her predecessor's ease into the first lady role, reveals to Janelle a video of Michelle Obama visiting a classroom and photos of her she's saved to her laptop that she says she looks at for "inspiration."

The first lady is also portrayed in the story as displaying casual racism her husband, President Trump, has been accused of sharing.

When Janelle tells Mrs T that her son was admitted into Harvard University, Mrs T responds, asking, “He got scholarship to go?”

“How automatic, this assumption of a scholarship, and Janelle knew she meant a scholarship not of smarts but of skin,” Adichie penned in her account.

Adichie's short story follows another text she wrote for the Times earlier last year in the months leading up to the presidential election, in which she portrayed the first lady as quietly doubting Trump's chance of winning.

You can read the rest of Janelle Asked to the Bedroom below:

https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/10/23/melania-trump-is-racist-and-michelle-obama-obsessed-in-chimamanda-ngozi-adichies-short-story/23253056/

https://woman.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/chi.jpghttps://media.gq.com/photos/57210cb70b5c36b80bc2d447/master/w_2000/melania-1x1.jpg
Oh Melania the ex-Porn Star? grin
FamilyRe: I Beat My Wife. What Would You Have Done Differently In My Situation? by Unitedabby(m): 3:08am On Oct 24, 2017
lovelygurl:
I can't believe you are asking us for advice!!!

"Please people, my aggressive wife beats me, might even kill me one day, what should I do?"

Duuuuude! Ruuuuuuun!!!!

Do you want to wait till she gets pregnant and you have to deal with her for the rest of your life?

Better divorce sharp sharp before we read about your story on Nairaland "Aggressive woman beats husband to death"
hahahaha!sweet advice from a sweet bae!
FamilyRe: I Beat My Wife. What Would You Have Done Differently In My Situation? by Unitedabby(m): 2:30am On Oct 24, 2017
wrongchoice:
COURTSHIP DAYS AND MY HATRED FOR WOMEN BEATERS
During our courtship days I have always reiterated my stand on men that do beat their wife. I was of the opinion that they are not lesser than a beast.
She is very quiet, she hardly finishes her words, and she was full of smile that my grandma named her “smiling smiling girl”. My family members were thanking God for me because of her gentle nature. She doesn’t have friends, she goes to church regularly. I went for her because I have seen a lot of unhappy homes and by all means I wanted to avoid such situation. Before her, I had seen many girls that I love and they equally love me too. I leave them immediately I see a sign of anger in them. So, I told her that all I wanted in my life was happiness and I will make sure I keep the home together and going smoothly in as much that happens.
She has her trust issues which I thought they were necessary and not out of control (that was my greatest mistake), but aggressiveness and hatred ,I never had that thought a bit. She didn’t even look it.

MY FIRST SHOCKER
After the introduction, she was eager for the wedding despite the fact that I hardly got employed in a small firm barely a year. We fixed the date and arrangements were going.
3 days before the wedding , I told my wife to-be that one of my friends promised to bring event ;ushers for our wedding just to add glamour to the day, she didn’t allow me to finish when she started shouting on top of her voice and with this kind of never seen before aggressiveness. I never saw such red eyes before in 2 years of our courtship and over 6 years as friends. She said my friends and I were bringing oloshos to sleep with for bash eve which I never even plan to have. Her argument wasn’t a concern but I never see her reacted that way. I cried and I knew I was in for a big trouble.

THE REAL SHOW


Fast forward to after wedding. To my surprise, before any argument she would hit me, sometimes slap just less than 2 months in the marriage. I discovered she has the strength of 3 men. We are talking about a lady that never misses any church program as a youth and when we moved to our new area , she became more popular than myself in the church. This went on for a while coupled with terrible issues that I would be taken one after the other.

THE DAY OF LESSON
There was this afternoon that an argument ensue base on (what I will share latter) , she took out knife, I collected it from her, she brought out fork I collected it from her, she resulted to my belt and she started beating me with it ,I didn’t even struggle with her just like before. She took her shoe hitting it on my head ,I didn’t even move, I wasn’t even angry self. She bite me on my shoulder and thumb which nearly had that finger off if not for quick medical attention. At this point a question flashed through my mind, “would this be how my live would be going?”. This woman may even ask me to lay flat to receive some lashes if I didn’t make attempt to stop her. I concluded that I have to do something. Then without any iota of anger in me. I raised my hand up and gave her 2 thunderous slaps across her face. She opened her mouth for complete 5 minutes she couldn’t close it. I knew she would be thinking she has over stepped her boundary. She started shouting that I have killed her and all sorts. People that never had me speak in that street for good one year I stayed their plus close to a year she has spent with me were aghast. Since that day many things changed for the worse. Though she stopped hitting me after that, except sometimes when she would push me against the wall and i get some bruises.
I later travelled home and my siblings were asking me if my hands were tied to my back while a woman was inflicting all these injuries on my body. They saw both the fresh ones and the old bruises. It was a very big issue that families, church members had to intervene. I can tell you since that day things had never remain the same again. It was the beginning of trouble and unhappy home.

My question is this? If you were in my position what would you have done differently?


you can check the previous post here
https://www.nairaland.com/4126638/how-wife-been-terrorizing-me
Giving the danger lights she's shown prior to the wedding,i wouldn't have married her in the first place
PoliticsRe: "Tosin Saraki Marrying A Christian Man Is A Sin" - Muslim Facebook User by Unitedabby(m): 3:47pm On Oct 22, 2017
Cladez:
Lol whenever i look at the muslim faithfuls i just laugh........the wealthy muslims are different from the normal muslim from the way they think,eat,dress,talk etc.

Naso them carry the religion for head very soon im go break their neck.
Infact its no wonder why we are way behind the rest of the world!If according to him,the Koran condemns such a Union,then ffs let her answer to her God na sho!!
PoliticsRe: "Tosin Saraki Marrying A Christian Man Is A Sin" - Muslim Facebook User by Unitedabby(m): 3:38pm On Oct 22, 2017
Young03:
Story for the gods
abi o!
CelebritiesRe: Ugochi Ihezue Receives Her Official Car As Winner, MBGN 2017 (Photos) by Unitedabby(m): 10:01pm On Oct 20, 2017
IneedSugarMumy1:
Congrats to her


She should start eating food, make she add small
spot on bro!

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