GentlePEACE:
Lol
its good never to put all your trust on a guy

vice-versa

kaycee125:
Very ugly girl

haha...badt guy!

shepherd003:
was she suppose to open her pant in the first place,pant should only be open when in the rest room

Or the other room!

Ennny:
wetin dey inside the pants Sef. just wondering.

sambisa forest of course!

6Ebisco:
Professor Idowu Olayinka, the Vice Chancellor of the University of Ibadan on Wednesday revealed that the institution would expel about 328 students for what he called ‘shameful academic results’ in the recently concluded 2016/2017 academic session.

The UI’s Vice Chancellor, in a statement made available to newsmen in Ibadan Wednesday blamed the situation on the absence of Post-Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination test before the affected students were admitted.

Olayinka revealed further that the university compiled the list of the affected students following the “meeting of the University Senate held on March 19 and 20 to deliberate on the 2016/2017 academic results of the final year and non – final year students.”
He said the affected students did not meet up with the minimum condition approved by the university Senate.

He said, “One out of every nine of the 100 level students did not meet the minimum condition to retain their studentship,” he said.

http://www.mcebisco.com.ng/2018/03/poor-performance-ui-to-expel-328.html

Make i hear word abeg!something wey the runs gurls will still find their way!mmchew!!!

CastedDude:
Chiadikobi Ezeibekwe, a mathematics teacher at a secondary school in Ekwulobia, Aguata Local Government Area of Anambra State, shock his community and the country at large after marrying his 17-year-old biological sister, Chibuzor Ezeibekwe.

The marriage was said to have been heavily criticized by the villagers and also the traditional rulers.

Due to that effect, the 25-year-old man underwent spiritual cleansing weeks after he renounced the controversial marriage.

The event was held on Saturday, March 24th, as the entire family of Lewis Ezeibekwe, underwent a spiritual cleansing conducted by the Parish Priest of St. Joseph’s Catholic Church, Ekwulobia, Rev. Fr. Ignatius Onwuatuegwu.

According to reports, Chiadikobi Ezeibekwe had claimed he married his sister because it was a clear instruction from God.

“We didn’t just jump into this marriage thing because we can do it, God showed it to me and not only me, it was shown to other people in this family. God asked me to marry my sister yes, and I didn’t propose to my sister.

Sometimes you may have vision, you just keep it, and in the process she got the same vision and spoke out because if she had not had the vision, I would not have been able to speak about it.

“I have tried to feel ashamed, guilty or sober since this thing happened, but no way. I feel fine and at home. I have asked God to make me feel bad and guilty if I have done evil, but I am not feeling any of such,” he had earlier said.

During the cleansing, eight members of the Ezeibekwe family knelt down before the traditional ruler, traditional prime minister and elders of the community and apologised to the entire Agba Ekwulobia community.

Chiadikaobi also asked for forgiveness from the community for marrying his sister.

After the cleansing rites, seven girls said to be virgins, clad in white dresses, used seven palm frond branches to sweep the Ezeibekwe compound.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/chiadikobi-ezeibekwe-undergoes-spiritual-cleansing-after-marry-sister.html

All these traditional nonsense after they've enjoyed themselves finish abi?

northvietnam:
cant cope abeg

then cope cant

flokii:
Buy mouth wash, mouth spray, mouth floss etc. when you go shopping.

Get a good toothpaste too and brush twice daily, morning and night before sleep

If it doesn't help, then your case is not ordinary

abeg no kill peson with laff!hehehehhee

safarigirl:
Forget the breast, that dress looks terrible on her

It is particularly unflattering on her midsection

ki le leyin wi?!

Nwaohafia1:
I witnessed a scene in Anglican church in PH. My friend's Chief bridesmaid wore a boob baring gown and the Reverend chased her out of the church premises. The reverend called a girl to come and act as the Chief bridesmaid. And that was how my friend had an unknown person in her wedding pix as bridesmaid.


Why all these nah?

The Revr. Wicked ooo!!why im go spoil her market na?chaii!!

yesloaded:
Well, I've got nothing to say about the dress.

In other news, join our next training on importation business where you will be shown how to import goods to Nigeria & sell. Call/Whatsapp 0 8 13 7 7 5 0 7 4 1

Is that the solution to our untold economic problem in this country?

Sweetopia:
All these busy body hypocrites this one just reminded me of my pastor's wife that caught my bf and I kissing in the church restroom and decided to announce it to the church.. What's even paining me is that we weren't really kissing.. I was just feeling the taste of the holy communion in his mouth

see me here with enough holy communion for my mouth!

OdiaI:
But you didn't ask any question sir, you clearly wrote the wrong thing through your other account. why try to be funny?

You quoted @HausaOverload while responding to his question remember?So i was actually referring to that!Not saying you did anything wrong dear neither i'm i trying to be funny!

OdiaI:
Her elder Sister, not her, got married.

I know,i've been expecting a lady's response to that!ask anything on marriage,dem get answer!lolzz

Tednersy:
There is no one beyond redemption.

except satan himself

hajoke2000:
it is better late than never AND besides GOD hate divorce .........

also dating a girl for 15years does not guarantee an everlasting marriage .....


make things rite sir GOD will intervene .

God hates divorce abi?may you never jam spouse wey no go mind kill you before your time!no bori go tell you b4 you zoom off!Do you know how many couples that Bible verse has sent to early graves?

pol23:
That woman's richer than Dangote
Muhammed Abacha's Richer than Obasanjo +Tinubu.
This Family should please invest some the money here in Nigeria.

stolen wealth abi?!

itycyril:
And she waited this long to get married...

Is it a sin?

itycyril:
And she waited this long to get married...

Is it a sin?

lalasticlala:
The Kamu ceremony of Fatima Dangote took place on Thursday, March 15, 2018, in Kano. Her makeup was done by popular MUA, Banke Meshida-Lawal.

she looks beautifully scary!

Jokerman:


Attention seeking clown....

Dont mind him....It's a confession against the Almighty God and to damnation!I pity his soul that's apparently sold to satan!He should repent now or face eternal destruction!

sonofluc1fer:
All glory to Satan. Light is beginning to shine on the demonic stronghold called Christianity. Ramen.


I plead the blood of Satan over every angelic withcraft coming from Yahweh. May every Jewish cross hanging over your life be broken, the way Holy Spirit broke Mary's virginity. I fire ballistic missiles at the 12 hosts of heaven. I bind and rebuke all heavenly principalties, I bind the Lion of Judah, the great opressor, he who was killed be three nails, concerning you reading this, I cast away the Holy Spirit from your life. Take Glory Satan. May the work you've begun on Nairaland grow, from Daddy Freeze to Small boy Adeboye.

Ramen.

I pity your soul!

uuzba:


Check out your church.

You heard of Missionary schools here in Nigeria abi? The school fees was cheep. Who built the schools and paid the teachers? Was money from your current Church?

These came from overseas. Members over there donated these monies for charity in "poor African countries".

Which members were these? What church was this?
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Does your current church do anything for anyone?
Ask and find out. God will guide you along the way for the rest.

I can assure you that i have done a thorough finding before saying that!I know quite a number of worshippers especially widows of the new generation churches who do not get help/support of any kind even Winners too.There's for instance a widow who leaves in Kaduna and attend Winners Chapel.No one ever visits her let alone render financial/material support but thanks to God for using my family to bless her and her only daughter who served last year!Thats one among several others.My question is,why are these ones not benefiting from the charity fund you mentioned and what happens to the tithes and offerings received from members regularly?

Useless9jagirls:
Na der business b dat



Person never chop belle full him go carry money go church go pau tithe



Pastors go come deceive dm, say if dm pay tithes dm go receive more money


Hu go gv dm d money?



Church na business

Church don tire me to go


I can't remember d last time i went to church self
Im a xtian oooo

I don notic something about church pastors dm dey always praise der members wey gt money pass others


Its rili a big shame

sad but true!I've not been to Church myself for more than a decade now and still counting.I'm not proud of that frankly but if i see one reason to go worship say on Sunday,i see ten reasons why i shouldn't

Konye1:
I sympathize with non christians who feel Churches should be poor and broke...

i'm a Christian but not a hypocritical one.Agreed the house of God shouldn't be poor but question is how many needy have we reached out to as a way of emulating Christ?!

9jaown:
@unitedabby Baba.. If you are on that short man payroll, continue talking trash. Nigger was ban by his party, his next action was to demolish the parties office. Abeg!! Is this not a clear beef. I only laff at the whole scenario and you moda4ker chooze to quote a Nigger. I never supported Buhari b4 he won his election, cause I know the nigger gats notin to offer, Nigger is brain dead, no vision, no plan, no agenda, nothing, Jega rigged the election for em by allowing under age voters vote, my friend in Maiduguri Borno State, told me during the election, Christians were not allow to vote, because they knew who they will vote for. I grew up in the north and I know how your religion 4cked with your mind. When Boko Haram started way back 2007, they were attacking churches, the govt then were in support of them, but when Boko Haram started attacking mosques, then was when your people started crying. That short nigger did something wrong and you here quoting people, talking rubbish. When will you and your people get sense and see the truth. Buhari is a failure, that short nigger is a wicked nigger. You, that short nigger, APC, Kaduna should save your drama. Bitch Azz nigger. North with the highest level of illiteracy. Cause you gat 10mb be quoting niggers. Shey the short nigger wants to be president, guess he will spend his first four year binging down opposition houses. Moda4kers. His problem. Short azz nigger.

Your rant reminds me of a hopeless street Urchin that caused a scene the last time i visited Lagos abi na you?i'd suggest you go get help asap!

Angelanest:
A man identified as Moshood has been held by Community members of Makoko in Yaba area of Lagos for killing his friend over N1000. According to reports, the bloody clash occurred following an argument over who owns a N1000 Note they saw on the floor. The deceased was stabbed to the death in the process of fighting.

The killer was apprehended and handed over to the police authorities.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/man-kills-friend-n1000-note-saw-ground-lagos-graphic-photo.html

After the deed is over,eye go clear!He must face the music!

@9jaown if only we'll have more of his kind and less of your type,Naija will earn back its place globally where it rightly belong!#antiprogress

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BetaThings:


Don't mind them!
They cannot intimidate a governor - they cannot impeach him, they cannot withold anything due to him
The senators are worse than El Rufai - El Rufai is harsh but he is focussed.

He has consistently got his budget passed by 1 Jan
NASS is playing games with multiple taxation, But El Rufai has since 2016 passed laws to harmonise taxes and levies collected by State and Local governments
He has attracted several investors to boost the economy of the state
He decided that the state will collect revenue using POS to minimise fake receipts and personally told the market women and artisans not to pay igf the POS machine is not produced by the collection officer

He may be brutal, but he is getting result

The legislators are brutal, irredeemably corrupt and only obstruct

Bless your heart my brother!Thanks for enlightening the ignorant ones on the platform!

higherpower:

The midget made First Class Honors. Let's see your giant certificate

dont mind this...i just told him great people ain't normal

KingGBsky:


You are ok sha?
Please check your temperature to see if your are normal.

Well incase you dont know,abnormal people RULE!!