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[color=#550000][/color]Good day Nairaland family,i'm quite worried and confused as i hit my keyboard button...without causing you much ado,straight to the matter!I met this extremely pretty igbo damsel about 6years ago when she accompanied her elder sister to my family house.I couldn't get my eyes off her the very moment i beheld her as the mere sight of her alone was breath-taking.I wish i could share some of her pics with you guys so you can see for yourselves but sorry you know i can't...LOL...Anyway,besides her demonstration of humility,respect and general good manners which should probably preceed every other thing,she also carries all the physical attribute that drives me berserk if you know what i mean.She's slim but not tall,very sexy,fair in complexion et al.We started dating sha eventually and dated for like 3years without sex (mutual consent) until we broke up.Not my fault though...so she suddenly emerged from the blue about a year ago begging to be taken back which i agreed after giving some thought to it.However,the problem is that she's not the Amaka i use to know as she has unbelievably put on weight that i can no longer play with her as i use to e.g. carrying her at will during romance which i like a lot...i still love her and she probably loves me much more but i've been hesitant in proposing marriage to her because of her weight.I mean i want to be able to carry my bride on the day of my wedding but how the hell can i given her current status?
Please i need your matured suggestions and possible solution to the plight i'm faced with...thanks and God bless as you throw them in.

... Lets see,that should be about a total of 5million penile thrust...lolzzz...i cant believe i said that

Cutehector:
To be celeb sweet sha..

the wahala pass my bro!

mercielizzie:
once it starts feeling tighter on u, den u r gaining weight. If it starts drooping or becoming loose, den u r losing weight. If it feels d same den r ain't adding or losing weight. Understood?

so what happens if it turns out to be weight gained?

mercielizzie:
once it starts feeling tighter on u, den u r gaining weight. If it starts drooping or becoming loose, den u r losing weight. If it feels d same den r ain't adding or losing weight. Understood?

so what do you do when you realize you gaining weight?

HateU2:
You just miss sha. SMA. Beads are beautiful niggaa. It makes sex hot, very hot! Ladies use it for beauty/ fashion. I personally luv it and have it on

you're the babe girl!!saying it just the way it is...*kisses*

john4reala:
On Monday 23rd February 2016, it was on
the news that some corpses (dead body)
at a mortuary in Delta State spent the
night outside because they needed cool air to
enable them relax. This increase in heat
intensity has become negative to our
health o!
"Why can't the devil just swallow his pride,
and beg God for forgiveness, so we can all
go back to the Garden of Eden, and live
happily naked. THIS HEAT IS TOO MUCH!

There is no more forgiveness for the devil dude...he is condemned already and thats why he's trying to get you and i along side him to hell

arena2007:
Davido who purchased this watch valued at over $80k last week, flaunted it last night in a series of new photos.

He wrote "NO BE MAN DO AM ! NAH GOD"

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCJQtryKUFk/?taken-by=davidoofficial

As much as i appreciate his talent and relative success,i however noticed that truelly rich and successful people dont show off.Its like a man trying to convince people that he is a man. #relativeporverty

NobleAngell:
Hahahaha he must take her o. Pls he shouldn't have a rethink o.

hahaha...abi?

mascot87:
She looks like a se*y witch

hmmm i think i like that!

sinaj:
Chai!




Make diz gel go buy better material sew cloth na

you 4get say tins don cost 4market abi?lol

NobleAngell:
Where is her husband-to-be? Y is it taking him so long to do d needful? Guy come and claim your prize and take dis burden off our shoulders.

hahaha...perhaps it later dawned on him that the milk bank she carries about might have been synthesized...hmm some men sha...wonder how they enjoy her type in the bedroom

tosyne2much:
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i think married/barren woman seeking fruit of the womb as well as those in the quest for financial success for their families should probably make top 5 of your list...na their type no mind to open legs for such herbalists and so called pastors/alfas

nanauju:
Help me tell ur pastor that celebrating val doesn't mean.. It doesn't even have any connection with sexual activities.
Or is it only on val's day people have sex?

listen to yourself...lets not decieve ourselves because even muppets know that sexual immorality is usually on the high on 14th february. #truthbetold

vascable:
Source:- http://marvejohndaily.com/how-to-successfully-get-loan-for-your-business/
Cc: seun, lalasticlala, obinoscopy

guy you are definitely not a nigerian!

madgoat:
Why do pple die so easily this days

thats because there's just a thin line between life and death!

otimize:
Manchester United's Champions League tie at Wolfsburg on Tuesday night is crucial for a number of reasons, not least because it is the only way they can be certain of progressing in the competition.

A victory could win over fans who have become disenchanted with their ‘boring’ play and avoid slipping into the Europa League with its nuisance Thursday night matches.

Defeat could leave them not only counting the symbolically damaging nature of an early exit but also the financial loss, long after the final whistle.There is growing unrest among fans about the style of play manager Van Gaal has adopted, which has been branded ‘boring’ by many pundits, an assessment which is hard to argue with after witnessing their lackluster performances in recent weeks.

So will Man Utd make it to the last 16 of the champions league?

**singing** "I've got the feeling,that tonight's gonna be a good night..." 2-1 scoreline hopefully!

Treash:
https://www.today.ng/news/national/43053/birth-control-motion-tears-reps-apart

some of you commenting here must either be confused,delusional or stupeed to think that all northerners are hausas...it is true that all hausas in nigeria are northerners but not all northerners are hausas pleaseeeeee!!!

kobonaire:
Thread score update needed 1-0 Nigeria. Abi mod de toilet??

nope,im enter bush go shiit!

DeeTus:
You haven't had sex for 5 years now? Lol. Please stop lying. Who knows as you write this, a chick is damn right there beside you.

see its not every guy that goes into a relationship for s3x purpose and i'm very proud to be among the very few that there is...believe it or not,i've dated 2 very pretty ladies within those years and it might amaze you that all we do is cuddle but i made sure it never get to the real thing...and tell you what?even though it never got to the point of marriage,they still look at me very highly and respectably today and been wanting us to get back together.Infact one of them recently told me how she had regreted ever leaving me and admitted whoever i eventually settles down with should count herself quite lucky...my point is,because you cant keep a s3x-free relationship,doesnt mean someone else can't.

mykemiley:
D babe dey expect u 2 cum marry her......she don tire 4 d relationship.....

hahaha i admire your sense of humour sweetie...why him go wan marry her after she don allow am service her tire?you see you might not wanna believe me but i've not had s3x for 5yrs year now...Its not because i've not being dating any girl or i'm low in libido but because aside from my respect for womanhood,i've come to realize that having any canal knowledge of her(my girl) will only end up ruining the relationship as she would have lost my respect for her in the process.simply put,premarital s3x ruins relationships either pre or post marriage.

4lorunsho:
can I talk to u personally on whatsapp

hope i'm safe sha?lol well you can e-mail me preferably... United_abby@yahoo.com

baminasri:
Right now, I find it very hard to call myself a Nigerian. What is the point of pledging loyalty to a country that cares not for the HND graduates?

As an HND holder, I graduated with distinction (Top of my class)from the top polytechnic in Nigeria. With high hopes, I applied for the ongoing shell graduate recruitment. The recruitment process involves an online registration and series of online aptitude tests prior to oral interview. What broke my heart during the registration was when I saw the column fo where to indicate your class of degree. First option was first class. Second was second class upper. Third was second class lower and the fourth was third class/HND.
This means that irrespective of your grade in the polytechnic, shell sees you as a third class graduate.
Well, I have moved on. Better things ahead. My advice to HND holders is to embrace entrepreneurship. That way, we can gain respect in the society. And for the country called Nigeria that have refused to stop this BSc/HND dichtonomy, what out for HND holders who will shape the economy soon!!!

my dear friend,i really do feel your plight.However,my honest advice to you is to take to entrepreneurship.Like i'll always tell fellow youths aspiring for success,sometimes its better to employ than be the employed.You see i'm a HND holder myself but had the resolve during my National diploma days to embrace entrepreneurship for a number of reasons of which this was one and today,to God be the glory,i co-own a registered agribusiness based here in Nigeria that has graduates on its payroll.My point is since white collar jobs et al are not handy anymore you have other options like becoming a necessity entrepreneur...you don't have to land a N1m jackpot to enable you fund a viable business idea.With as small as 50k depending on your current financial muscle,i bet you're good to go and then you can leverage subsequently.I started very small my brother but the entity is relatively big now and still growing.so think about it as self pity wont help your situation but rather get you depressed.ALL THE BEST!

Rayhut:
Protest has taken place in all Biafra land which include Bayelsa, Rivers, Delta, Akwa Ibom, Cross River, Anambra, Enugu, IMO, Abia, Ebonyi and 188 countries around the world. Yoruba man stop speaking for SS people they have spoken by joining the protest, referendum will decide whether they will join or not.

yan yan yan yan...you are such a kunt!instead of clamouring for peace and unity,all that the black race does is take to violence...grow up y'll ok?

EasternLion:
https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Biafra-protest-702x336.jpg

■Group marches in Aba, vows to shut down city Monday

FROM: OKEY SAMPSON, ABA

Members of Indigenous People of Bi­afra (IPOB) on yesterday protested round the major streets of Aba, the commercial hub of Abia State over the continued detention of their leader, Nnamdi Kanu of the Radio Bi­afra fame with a vow to shot down the city on Monday. This was in de­fiance of the warning of the Inspector General of Police, Solomon Arase for the group to discon­tinue its violent protests across the South East.

The IGP had in a statement issued through the Spokes­person of the force, Olabisi Kolawole warned that the group should stop its protest as information suggested that members of IPOB were plan­ning to use dangerous weap­ons during its protest in some of the southeast states of the country.

The protest which started as early as 7.00am saw mem­bers of IPOB march peace­fully through the streets of Aba in their thousands, carrying Biafran flags, flex bearing the image of their detained leader and chanting solidarity songs.

They also carried placards some of which called on the Federal Government and other International bodies to come to their assistance in order to help them achieve a sovereign state of Biafra and the release of their leader, Kanu.

Sunday Sun gathered that as early as 7am the pro­testers had assembled at a location near Ariaria Inter­national market where they were at initial stage pre­vented from taking off by a combined team of Police and other security agencies.

However, between 11am and 12noon, members of IPOB re-grouped and went round Ariaria International market with a bell warning that the market would close for business on Monday for a proposed mega rally, stress­ing that anybody that would defy the order would be seen as anti Biafra.

After beating the security web, the group around noon took off from a different lo­cation to match along major streets of Aba, including Faulks road, Aba-Owerri, Aba-Ikot Ekpene among oth­er places, causing gridlock.

The group before heading back to town made a stop­over in front of the office of the Nigerian Television Authority, NTA channel 6 Aba, located along the Aba- Ikot Ekpenne road. They were however prevented by the police to get close to the gate of the national televi­sion where they had wanted to voice out reasons for their peaceful protest.

Some of the protesters who spoke to our reporter said that they decided to em­bark on the protest as a mark of respect for their leader, Kanu who they said has been incarcerated by the federal government and was refused to be granted bail despite the peaceful path that he (Kanu) and other members of the group have chosen to let the world know the level of marginalization and dehu­manization the southeast and south-south states have suf­fered even when they were the gooses that lay the eggs other parts of the country are enjoying today.

“Look at the deplorable nature of our roads. Water in the south-south especially the oil producing states and communities have been pol­luted. Are we talking about gas flaring that is going on in these states? Farmers are not planting again because their farmlands are no longer pro­ducing. Poverty is eating up the people whose resources is being used to sustain the economy of the country.

“We have said it and we are going to continue saying it that we are tired of being part of the country called Ni­geria where things go wrong and when you ask questions, people will call for your head. This is just the beginning of the struggle and we shall con­tinue to push further until our leader (Kanu) is released and until the dream of our fore­fathers for the actualization and realization of a sovereign state of Biafra is realised. It is not going to come through a violent means, but a non-violent one; our forefathers have fought the war that we are supposed to fight, so any person thinking that Biafra is going to come through violent means is just wasting his or her precious time”, one of the protesters said.

Soldiers and policemen were stationed at strategy lo­cations of the city, but it was not clear whether there was any clash between the secu­rity agents and the protesters.

Abia State Police Public Relations Officer, PPRO DSP Ezekiel Udeviotu Onyeke could not be reached for com­ments, but a senior police of­ficer who wouldn’t want to be named said the presence of the police was to forestall any possible breakdown of law and order in the city.

http://sunnewsonline.com/new/biafra-protest-rages-in-south-east/




Cc: Lalasticlala, u sure say dem fit shut down Aba?

this diafra oh sory biafra nonsense have got to stop. #WTF

Michellla:
damn flawless skin.
lord i need this

for what if i may ask?women!!!

joystickextend1:
sleep Acquisition

hahahahahahahahahhaahahaha...batt boy!

EagleScribes:
Back in the days! I remember with nostalgic feelings

After using all your muscles and delicate energy to bang your legs on parade, na that time sleep dey sweet pass.

hahaha...on point!

dre11:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/my-daughter-doesnt-need-a-lover-i-satisfy-her-sexually/

The idiiot should be made to under go S3X-change then forced to eat his joystick after frying it...

dabossman:
So, it is only emotions that you invested that you are reacting like this. What should those who bought season tickets do? Commit suicide? Bro, calm down. We can criticise Rooney yes, but all the insults are unnecessary.

quite agree with you mate!whether we like it or not,wazza has paid his dues at the club.I mean 12yrs is no joke.I'm a life long United fan but honestly at some point this season,i was wishing him couple of weeks injury.Not because i hate him but just so that LVG can play without him as he is hell bent on always playing him despite his decline in form but like you said,form is temporal but class is permanent...kudos to him tonight...he remains a living legend and the club's current captain and deserves some respect from all sane fans!

seydam21:
MANCHESTER UNITED - CSKA MOSCOW PREVIEW: VAN GAAL DEMANDS END TO GOAL DROUGHT

The Red Devils have not impressed in
front of goal recently, and the Dutch
manager wants the side to improve ahead
of the visit of Russian side

Louis van Gaal wants Manchester United
to use Tuesday's home Champions League
clash with CSKA Moscow as a turning
point for their season.

United secured a 1-1 draw in Russia thanks
to Anthony Martial's header in their most
recent European outing on October 21
but have since recorded three 0-0 draws
in a row, results which have seen them
lose ground to Manchester City and
Arsenal at the top of the Premier League
table and exit the League Cup on
penalties to Middlesbrough.

With his side again struggling in attack in
a stalemate with Crystal Palace on
Saturday, Van Gaal wants to see a
reaction when the Russian Premier League
leaders visit Old Trafford.

"When I see their characters, I don't think
they have doubts about that quality," Van
Gaal said of his attacking players. "It can
change in one match - let that be
CSKA, because we need victory.

"I have to hope we score against Moscow
again because then we are talking in a
different way."

CSKA, meanwhile, secured a comfortable
2-0 victory over Ufa on Saturday to equal
the Russian top-flight record of 36 points
from 14 matches.

Nigeria international Ahmed Musa is
himself looking to end a three-game goal
drought and, with only goal difference
currently separating his side and United in
Group B, he hopes to do so this week.

"The most important thing is the three
points. It's football - sometimes you score,
sometimes you don't," Musa said.

"I'm sure I'll score again soon. I hope it'll
be in the Manchester United game."
United expect to be without Antonio
Valencia (foot) for the game, while
Memphis Depay is still struggling to shake
off a knock suffered against
Middlesbrough.

Bibras Natcho (head) and Vasiliy
Berezutsky (thigh) are both doubts for
CSKA boss Leonid Slutsky, who was
confirmed as Russia's coach for the Euro
2016 finals this week.

United are still looking for a first ever
home victory against Russian opposition
and only a second in nine matches against
any side from the country.

Their last home clash with CSKA came
in the 2009-10 group stages, when
Valencia scored an injury-time equaliser to
secure a 3-3 draw.

COME ON UNITED!!!

kaynik:
I hate to generalize but I find myself stereotyping cos of the hurt I have been through. I have known this guy for almost 10 years. We started a serious relationship beginning of 2008 and he left the country at the end of that very year. We found our selves in a long distance relationship, something I hated and had told him before he traveled. In 2010 we got engaged and later that year we did our introduction. The distance continued and I also had to leave the country. Now that he was my fiance, things were worse between us.Last year, he insulted and abused me emotionally. He kept accusing me of cheating. One day he wanted to show that he cared and was not really abusing me, so he sent a chat between him and his friend. Unfortunately for him, he copied and pasted the wrong part of the chat as the cat he sent revealed that he was cheating on me with women. He begged and begged and i didnt listen. Not because he cheated but because he was cheating and was also abusive. Please anyone reading his should take note, any man or woman who keeps accusing you of cheating without any proof is actually cheating. Its what they call projecting in psychiatry.
Well, 2012 came and I stupidly forgave him. he promised never to insult me again and he was true to his promise. He also added that he had broken off with the girl. Just yesterday a lady got in touch with and revealed that this my fiance has been dating her since 2008. I always sensed it but this guy kept lying for four straight years. He is manipulative and smooth. Besides the cheating, he has put me through hell.
Now the problem is I can never forgive him but we are planning our wedding. We are supposed to go for counselling next week. I know I have to cancel the marriage counselling but what next. I loved him at some point and I wasted my life with him as i am not young. I have heard stories like this before but I never knew this evil man can be like that. He has also wasted the time of the girl he was cheating on me with as she isnt young too.
How can he get punished, how do I announce to the family what this man has done. am confused and disappointed. please help.

sad really!hope you've gotten over it and moved on?