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remember007: shaebi na ur papa house dem wan restrategise comw bomb? Let them re-strategise nd blow up d entire north until 2019...what they sow,they'll reap bountifuly just advising

That u r not in the North should not make u feel less concerned! When they blow up d entire north, where else will they take their blowing up to? Chad? Or Benin rep?

collynzov5: Kikuyu = Kenya's version of Musiwa

. Thank you for the laugh

Immediately they catch a BH suspect, they immediately run to the media to beat their chest. What stops our military from withholding this info for now and using the suspect to track his other members unknowingly? Now BH will re-strategise

Arsenal(4231): Szczesny, Debuchy, Koscielny, Callum, Gibbs, Arteta, Wilshere, Sanchez, Ramsey, Cazorla, Sanogo

chino24: Eggy we are right now around the park! Its late..where are you?

I have alighted from the hilux..

One snapshot to convince him

In my junior days in school then (eida js2 or js3), we had a test on Igbo language. I have already finished writing when I saw a mistake I made, so I discarded that shee.t of paper, tore a new one and recopied and submitted. The next time the teacher came to class, she called me and one other guy to go to the staff room and kneel down. It was later I found out that the guy took the 1st answer shee.t I did, cancelled my name,wrote his name and submitted it. The woman was thinking I was the one that gave the guy my 1st answer shee.t. Thank God the guy later confessed.

simbiatadesomi: Well..... I asked cos it is generallly blived dat naija men ar not romantic & ur rite-up seeMs like somtin written by a dream hubby. U mite b a madrid fan mayb dats y ur name is wat it is.
Finally tellin me u ar single wud suffice addin hints on ur availability seems lik u might b hitin on moi

No b u ask am if he don marry?

Dude even looked like a bleaching addict. May God punish him wherever he is

LadyH: literarily means "will u be poor and still be a witch?"

welcome

Nigerian Military v. Boko Haram

Nigerian Doctors v. Ebola Virus

Make Govt increase d Hazard fee, na now dem need am pass

*crying* 27?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Before next week it may get to 100 God punish Mr. Sawyer wherever he is right now

The same doctors that are 'crying' cos of #5000 hazard fees? Now want to treat Ebola? I know that with dis Ebola stuff, majority of Nigerian doctors wont want the strike to end. Who wan contact Ebola?

The discovery gave u hope that APC could win Osun election but didnt give you hope that you could win back your position in court?

All these Ebola these Liberians are sharing! DiaRisGODoh!!!!

Lol! D title of the thread reminds me of "the 1st lady is now calling, cum let us rescue your child....."

WIZGUY69: Top five (5) cities with best transport Network.
The cities below have quite motorable roads and well organised transport systems. The drivers are Nice and kind to visitors/foreigners and transport charges are of average.
1. AKURE
2. ABUJA
3. ENUGU
4. OSOGBO
5. LAGOS.

drivers are nice! I hope u didnt include d drivers that will drive unsuspecting victims to ritualist n kidnappers dens?

I really enjoyed some Ijaw highlife i got wen i served in delta state but unfortunately my memory card got corrupt and every files wiped and i weeped. Though i neva undastood jack they were singing but i just love them

luvablesam: INCREDIBLE GHANA just Two medals ....hmm

You should ask, how many Ghanaian athletes 'absconded'?

creamylicious: they probably re using a supposed smart Phone e.g asha 200 and suDdenly stumbled on nairaland only to get frustrated while trying to register using the fone. Liberation is what they need.

i registered here with a more "somisticated" smart phone, nokia 5130 express music

30 Guests having a field day viewing the thread! You guys should register and start enjoying what members are enjoying

vanbonattel: Better keep the mentioned person out of this talk. You wan fire to burn here

Lol! U no see d dot between d person name? I sabi wetin i dey do

oldenglish: My brother we are not fighting all we want is for our govt to do better all these propaganda aren't gonna help us. You said you went to all and I mentioned all the possible roads that lead to orlu from outside orlu. Please which of those routes did you take that was completed? For your info both old and new Owerri road passed through my home town. I know the two roads like the back of my hands. The picture you tagged as owuns ave. is not owuns.

Thank You bro! The same i am telling him. We are all complaining for the betterment of Imo state, bro btw "i kwuo la nkwu"?

And Abagworo, stop spamming this thread with the same set of pictures. Have u turned to ur brother Chi.no?

Abagworo: You have everything against Rochas my friend. He has over-achieved under 3 years and it is a miracle going by the amount Imo receives. No State Government can rival Imo if you judge based on the past 3 years. It is unarguable.

Which road leads to which international market? Stop the lies please. I don't think Okorocha constructed any such road. The roads constructed by Okorocha are the arterial roads and they are all dualised and completed.

1)The road that leads from Orlu centre to New Owerri road junction

2) The road that leads to Nkwerre till the end of Orlu town just after the Church.

3) The road that leads to Ideato

4) The old Owerri road

5) Owu avenue

now u are calling me a liar? I may not know the names of the streets(roads) but people who know orlu well can attest. Lemme describe d roads, if u coming to Orlu 4rm Okigwe (that Roundabout where a large drainage was built to contain the water that floods st. Joseph umuna and its environs) turn to ur left, that is d road i am talking about.
For the temporal ITC park, it is the road where the amusement park is sited. From that amusement park road, u can get to the road where ITC main park is.
For the Union bank road, ask a bike man to take u to union bank simple (I don tire to dey describe roads). Like i said, Rochas is trying but u dont have to come online and be overhyping his achievements. D last time i was home(last month) i was impressed cos i saw that work has recommenced on some of the roads(esp that Owerri-Orlu road)

Abagworo: Tell me who has ever done all he wished to do on earth before death and I'll show you God.

All you hammered on was ITC which I don't even know. I went to Orlu earlier in the year and all the roads I passed but one were completed. The only uncompleted road was the old Owerri Road but I heard the Urban section has now been completed.

Where then is this your ITC?

Ewooo! So u dont know where ITC park is in Orlu n u are here rapping as if u have gone on an inspection tour of all the roads rochas started. And you know there is neva someone who has done all he promised and you still say all the township roads in orlu have been done, saying that with authority and even quoting one local imo paper as proof. Even the road that leads to International market from that roundabout around st. Joseph's Umuna has bin abandoned too.

I have nothing against Rochas, all i have against him is just coming to the media and be fooling people that he has overachieved within 3 years, he started well but got choked

Abagworo: Which ones are yet to be completed? List them. And I don't mean other villages around Orlu.

1. That road around the amusement park, where some buses park to load lagos and also ITC is also using an excavated site near the road as a make-shift park
2. That Union bank road
3. ITC main park, that road became so bad that they had to come over to a temporal site.

U n Rochas have the same "sweet" mouth. The way Rochas said that he has delivered everything he promised to Imo state, that is the same way u r now saying that the whole township roads in orlu have been completed

Abagworo: I'm glad you are talking of your village. That is exactly what I expect of every Nigerian to do in order to force our leaders to sit up. I don't believe any of the 305 schools is at foundation level unless you went home last in 2012. Not all have been completed as there are more than 100 remaining at various stages of completion.

The new Orlu stadium has not been completed. It is at levelling and grassing stage at the moment. All the Orlu township roads have also been completed while the ones leading from the town to the new gate are still under a slow but steady construction. Someone just lied earlier on this thread that the old Owerri road was motorable as at 2011.

Brother, how can you say that all the Orlu township roads have also been completed? Brother, Fear God oh!

segun544: I can't involve d police or any security operative because my MD (Boss) is a heavily CONNECTED man.........its wisdom I need and datz y I've come here 2 seek 4 it..........NB: my boss always uses most of our money 2 maintain some useless women.......Please help me!!!! Wat can I do?

Use one of the useless women to get the money