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Hayee:
Ehn don't marry na who dey beg you

As if women don't get tempted when it comes to sex

Get baby mama but Sha make sure she is not like Tonto dike or black Chyna.
Choose babymama wey get sense which is hard because there is no good girl again


Understand this humans are naturally polyamorous including me

As you see me so one gbola cannot even be okay for me

Last week I tried party mhen it was out of this world

Imagine if I should now get married
Na to pity the husband ooo

At the end of it all do what works for you

women are monogamous in nature.

The problem with you is that you have f*ucked out of your default settings.

VictorUSA:
This was the message I sent to my uncle who lives in America and he sent me just N30,000.

"Good morning uncle...I first of all appreciate your previous assistance.But I want to tell you that it's not enough.I'm 19 and jobless, but I really need money.I would appreciate anything that comes from you."

funny you're not begging to setup a business or idea or seeking a job.

You're actually asking for money. Typical African!

Robertgreene1:
LoL.."repugnant abbreviations" u say..so u expect me 2 be using "full carefully orchestrated words" for a nobody like u...like u my boss or something?..
Everyone uses Dem abbreviations 2 save time ND energy bro..even Elon musk himself uses Dem on his tweets...u get that man?
Now Run along bro..
We done here..
It's getting quite personal ND childish I must say...

but you weren't writing for me, you were writing for the whole internet world....and your writing style depicts your life:

Haphazard, confused, ignorant and lacking in self-respect. Could be your upbringing or your inability to intellectually evolve.

Bur you're academically at par with senior secondary school student and socially inferior in style and grandeur.

At 27, anyone could mistake you for a 13 year old worth Downs syndrome!

Robertgreene1:
lol...this is a text book example of what we call "fallacy ad hominem" in philosophy..."attacking the writer instead of arguing the facts on ground"...
And 4 ur info bro...I'm a 27 year old graduate of political science cum philosophy from UNN...
Moreover I topped my class in history all through my sec scl years..
And a comfortable business man as well....
And Aljazeera news is my favorite TV channel...
Shalom!..

A UNN graduate writing like an SS2 dropout with repugnant abbreviations.

And your interpretation of the Ukraine war is very interesting.

Kingpele:
Continue jara na people way no get work dey watch your comedy, if not nairaland I for no know youooo,I can't use my hard-earned money buy data ,still waste it on foolish comedy series, if I want to watch comedy I will ask my children to play for me

Damn!!! Best post of the decade.

Medianna:
Sister sounding like a baby.
For how long will you keep kissing a man in this life?
Na forever kiss?

hypocritical

Hoodyrich:
banging a taller lady is one of my fantasies

short man

Robertgreene1:
Interesting but not suprised...
Core English girls(not the mixed race ones o) re kinda bland
nd boring...
Now...come to think of this Ukraine war sef...dt comedian of their president has shattered and is still shattering the lives of millions of his people..those 8 million nd counting Ukrainians dt av fled Ukraine have lost homes...relatives...friends...infact..their once peaceful nd amazing pre_war Lives in general have all being shattered all thanks to one short Jewish comedian like that...
Worse part of it all is that...the fool even campaigned
nd won on the promise of "making peace with Russia and ending the Donbass crisis"...then after he won..he reneged on his promises just like APC nd their scam "change" mantle...
I saw on Aljazeera news...clips of Ukrainian civilians...beautiful girls..women..even kids sef that av lost limbs in this senseless war...some with arms..legs...or both limbs cut off...hence becoming disabled for life all thanks to a political novices' miscalculations nd ego..
Just forget power plays...just forget all the bravado and hypes that comes with being a brave leader defending his homeland...pictures of ur innocent citizens...esp kids dieing..loosing loved ones...ND worse still being disabled for life(I do rather die at once than loose precious arms/legs in a senseless avoidable war) are the pictures that should come first ND foremost in the mind of a leader about to make a decision that may lead to war...the love of ur citizens that voted for u should be the utmost reason why a "sane" Leader must avoid war *AT ALL COSTS*...even if it means..making a big U-turn about a decision (like joining NATO or whatever) or even personally apologizing to ur enemy(Putin in this case).... do it..swallow ur pride...but just do it to save the lives and limbs(arms/legs) of ur lovely citizens that overwhelmingly voted for you out of love....
Mtcheew..humans and their senseless Power plays at the expense of other people's lives...
It's so damn ironic that all the western leaders praising the comedian for his "bravery" for fighting Russia ren't so brave enough themselves to fight that same Russia...

from your style of writing you're a confused prepubescent.

At the beginning you try to write like an African American, them you quickly switched to pidgin and then progressed to uneducated teenage abbreviations.

And in all you managed to dabble into international politics you know nothing about.

You're very confused and ignorant at same time.

Prettylitlady:
Goodday NL members.. I am here for any matured advice I can get as I understand we have matured people here who can talk senses into my head and make me realise one or two things.

I am in my mid 20's, I dated my Ex for few years, we were both students then in one of the West Universities (graduates now) and I really loved him, it was true love I felt for him to be honest, he wasn't working, I don't demand for money from him or anything, I sell clothes, shoes, bags and do other small businesses while schooling, that's how I foot my own Bills and also give him money sometimes when in need. His family knows me, my family knows him like we were so much in each other(or so I thought). I saw no other guy except him, I built my world around him, we were best of friends as I am an introvert and really don't keep friends so he was my all.
Even though it was a tough decision to make, I had to break up with him due to the following reasons;
1. He has beaten me once and promised not to do it again but he still slapped me in every slightest provocation.
2. He wanted to go into yahoo yahoo. That's not the kind of partner I want, I want a legit hustler not a fraudster.
3. He sometimes cheats on me and I will forgive him always. He tells me I am the main while the others is just for cruise that every guy cheats
4. He suddenly started smoking and drinking due to friends influence I guess (Eew, I don't want that)
5. He is Lazy, always wanting big money buh doesn't want to work. I told him to Start from somewhere after our graduation no matter how little buh he won't heed.
6. He always talks dirty with his female friends even in my presence, I wonder what happens behind me.

I ended the relationship after so much talking, pleas and counselling hoping he will change but he didn't. I dated another guy 2 months later, I know nobody is perfect but trust me when I say my current guy is all I ever wanted in a man. But the truth is I really do not love him that deep, He treats me fine and all but I still feel something for my ex maybe because I was already soo used to him. My boyfriend has told me to go back if that's what I want because he doesn't want a divided attention. I know I can't break up with him because it will hurt him so badly and my conscience won't even allow me because he has done literally nothing wrong, yes we normally have our ups and downs but he hasn't done anything worth breaking up over with.

I just need advice on how I can get this my ex off my head for good. We don't communicate, I have deleted all his numbers, We have been separated for few months now but I still think of him every single day even when I have a good guy already. I don't know what is wrong with me pleasee

nothing is wrong with you.

It is why we tell girls relationships and sex affect your gender differently.

I consider you married already. Any girl who's dated a guy up to 2 years steadily and above is married.

What you're witnessing now is that your system is already comformed to your ex and can't really accept your new partner.

You're like a corrupt OS in a computer. You need to be formated.

Timetravel88:
Shame has befallen you because the people are in solidarity with the man who gave up everything to set them free.
MNK is most respected Igbo man alive today

Kalu didn't sacrifice anything for anyone, stop spreading lies. A man who valued wealth and freedom that he instructed his thugs to enforce every Monday sit-at-home to ensure that he didn't spend one day in cell? Is that how Mandela or abiola did their freedom fighting?

A freedom fighter who placed his own comfort and freedom over people's lives and progress that the entire South East is now under economic meltdown? Why wasn't there every Monday sit-at-home when your albino was gallivanting in Kenya and UK and in Israel in designer clothes?

So the DSS got him and he imposed sit-at-home every Monday to destroy people's livelihood until they relase him?

Abeg which people are in support of Kalu? The entire South East enveloped in fear? Sit-at-home that's obeyed out of fear and intimidation? Or the people whose life and economy has plumented in record numbers since the bloodsucking demons and Igbo version of boko Haram came into Igbo land calling themselves IPOB?


You're either a delusional idi*t or a bloodsucking criminal misfit!

Phut:
He is power drunk and has forgotten that he was elected into office by everyday people. He fancies himself a god and thinks he can speak for all Ebonyians and/or impose his will on them.

at least he was elected to represent his people of Ebonyi state, so he can speak for them.

What about your demagogue albino? Who elected him? Who gave him mandate?

Igbojew:
Unity beggar read my lips,if you like cry today till infinity or use all the propagandas you learn in this world against IPOB great Igbos will never ever stay in this same failed country with you parasites.....I am that Igbojew

are you a fatherless twerp, bro?

How the f*uck are you a Jew? A black, thick-lipped , tree trunk-legged, curly-haired negro miscreant like you thinks he's from the same ancestry with Moses ! Bloody dotard!

No wonder you are one of the dumb, witless recruits of the criminal IPOB terrorist murderous gang!

What a human tragedy!

pocohantas:
At least you get sense pass Kayperry. That should count for something.

oh oh, madam, no disrespect but I don't think you stand qualify to analyze people with sense given that you're often oscillating between extreme emotions of hate and depression.

How's your Sunday going?

GloriousGbola:
Just in case you don't know - Pocohantas is trolling. There is a trend of vicious misogynistic female victim blaming on this platform where women are blamed no matter the crime. If this was a lady victim, there would be comments like she was running her mouth, what did she do to vex the guy etc. This is just reverse trolling. Laugh it off.

of course I know, YOU aren't the only one equipped with reverse trolling Nice but old costume by the way.

PrettyCrystal:
A two-year-old girl was allegedly raped by her class teacher at a school in Orlu area of Imo state. After the matter was exposed and people started picking interest in the case, the alleged rapist is now being labelled an insane man. According to an online report, even the police that arrested him are asking that he should be forgiven due to his "mental condition".

Below is what was shared on Instagram by Break or Makeup

Please please please Before we take down this post .I want justice for this young 2 years old girl who was raped by her class teacher and now the teachers people are claiming that he is in sane .Pls tag anyone who can assist us . IMO state .I want us to work on shutting down the school and bringing the man to book .If there is anyway you want to assist us , please send a dm .

This happened in Imo state From orlu precisely, please who can join hands to help us bring this man to book.

Part 2 This morning,they called me at the station and they were saying the guy is mentally deranged ..that I should pardon him and I was asking the school authorities how a mentally deranged man could be employed as a teacher in a school..what a shame!! and the baby's test results just came out and she's safe but the hospital said we should wait for a month before we come for HIV test cos the disease doesn't manifest immediately..

But am still sticking to leaving the idiot there at least until his bail

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/10/2-year-old-girl-raped-class-teacher-school-imo-state-photo.html

if you can't mention the name of the school, then shut up and get out!

pocohantas:
I am sorry, Nigerian men do not beat anyone without a reason. OP should learn to control his mouth. Thanks

Okay, I'm glad you see everything in life through one prism: Nigerian men! Whether it's business related, relationships, career, security, economy, you can't just see it objectively.

What a life you must be living. How's your heart rate and mood, by the way?

pocohantas:
No my dear, Nigerian men do not behave the way you described. I insist the OP was running his mouth. My sincere apologies for the palpitations my comment induced in your life.

Have a lovely week ahead.

I insist a sizeable number of Nigeria armed uniform men are criminals. I think the op was kind and justified in his reaction. I think your comment is in 100% support of criminal activities... But....


at the bolded, such joy to read this from you. Your days of depression and angst are surely over. Keep the negative energy and man-hate at bay and you will eventually get younger and happier.

pocohantas:
Thank you! I am sure he was running his mouth. No sane soldier would just start beating you because you said his card has insufficient funds. Nigerian men (soldiers) are not like that. OP should learn how to talk to people.

So you have never seen Nigerian soldiers come out their vehicles in traffic and start beating everyone on sight?

Last week, soldiers were physical kicking and punching Keke riders in broad daylight for driving the wrong way. I'm sure the Keke men were mouthy too.
A soldier man comes with an empty ATM and forcefully played a game without funds. What happens if he had lost the game?

I know you have never in your life raised capital to run a business so you speak from a vague point. That man will not get his win if he comes into my shop to play bet and won without paying first. Try get small sense.


Some of you are utterly st*pid and mentally depressed, Sha. Especially those of you so addicted to seeking attention with silly comments!

Scoutvibe:
Na soldier no be officer
Point of correction
Stop damaging their image. In every organisation they will be the bad ones

it is th army man who is damaging the reputation of the army and not the victim who did nothing but reported his plight.

You must be nature's very own regurgitated id*ot!

RedCentaur:
I just came back from service. I'm a Catholic, back then in my teen years, I do see alot of turnout of young people BTW 10-20 yrs of age.

But these days, it seems they ve left this church of a thing to the older folks.

What could be wrong?

so 10 years could be described as young people.

Chrismania100:
May be you are yet to see that Nnamdi is God sent,who cannot be destroyed easily by mankind..Those people that apprehended him were thrown in to confusion in Kenya, cos that was there plan initially.But, like I said,the guy is indestructible.Whether you kill him or poison him,men wey dey far brutal and can contiue the agitation for igbos and tell federal government the truth wil emerge until marginalisation of igbos stopped.
Ur thought is not God thought,cos if it is possible for them, they can still poison him now in their custody cos they have every opportunity to stil kill him now.So,stop killing ur self with igbo hatred,so many killings in North, including Kaduna kidnapped, Deborah murders. Have you typed this kind of hatred for North?.Even when Army did Operation python dance, when they were protesting innocently, cowarddd like you was happy saying kill them all.In a democratic country like zoo, army did Operation python dance and slaughtered innocent souls,foolll like you was happy. Why did not you charge them to court,why killing and raping them straight?Those whose Nigeria Army slaughtered their brothers retaliated and started killing security men, you now turn to mr sympathiser becos of the hereditary hatred you harbour for igbos,sympathy kill u there.

I've never seen or heard you talking tough like this.Just becos it has to do with igbos,you are now advising FG to murder someone. Anuofia!!

didn't read beyond the first line.

Like Ojulwu, Like Uwazurike, Like Kanu, like Ekpa.

Your eye go clear!

FamTomx2:
Wike wasted the lives of innocent people at Oyigbo tag them IPOBIANS, isn't that impunity at it's height, well after his tenure he has a case to answer..

You won't understand how to dialogue with freedom fighters is done cos your sense of humor is beclouded..

IPOB are not freedom fighters! IPOB are the worst thing to happen to igbos since the civil war.

How do know those killed in Rivers were innocent?

maasoap:
I don't understand why the five governors refused to come together and take strong step, send serious message out to those criminals, make a strong statement. It won't be easy in the beginning but in the end, the objectives will be achieved.
They created Ebubeagbo or something but refused to arm those guys, refused to give them all the necessary supports for positive outcome. Even in the North and SW, these local vigilantes are merged with soldiers, mobile and conventional police to form task force and rapid response teams. I guess the SE governors don't want to spend. Because things like fire arms, vehicles, insurance, etc are needed for the operation to be sustained

the local support for IPOB is very overwhelming at some point that the state government of the south East lack the will and motivation.

Ebubeagu was active in Ebonyi state but soon got its share of negative publicity.

The ray of home now is that many people in the south East are now being victims of their darling IPOB and are beginning to see the IPOB enforcers are just hustlers and criminals.

The people are beginning to pay the price for their own stupidity and naivety in a very ugly fashion.

FamTomx2:
You Nigerians are so heart hardened, sitting in your comfort zone and spewing trash, must every issue be resolved with violence, can't you apply carrot stick approach to some issues??

there's only one word IPOB knows: violence and force! Just as Wike did to them in rivers! That's the only thing criminals respect.

I don't expect you to understand as I don't expect any government to sit at a table with idle criminal loafers who have no mandate or authority to represent anybody.

FamTomx2:


Soludo literally means follow the path of peace in Igbo language...

So my governor pls, strive hard to make peace with IPOB, consolidate with their ideaologies, borrow leaf from your Enugu counterpart and withdraw that threat you made earlier..my one cent oh!

encouraging words of a covert criminal

Investigative:
After Nigeria beh@ded him
They snap the pictures
Snap the stvpid blackmail carbon sheet they write Biafra
All to blackmail ipob����
Thund@r will ��� everyone involve in this

biggest idiot that ever walked on the planet!

Balkan:
Sabo governor. You will tell us if your name is Ebonyi.
The fool who can not stop the sit-@-home is talking.
Very soon, your eye will clear. This same fool is the No one person that wants Nnamdi Kanu dead in prison.

imbecilic tot! Is kanu's name Biafra? Who gave the albino the powers to order sit -at- home?

On whose authority is he speaking or acting on Biafra? Where's the referendum? Where's the geographical space?

Idle criminals like you will always hide behind your keyboard making a living from people's blood.

Human vultures!

Guyman02:
Is Ohaneze controlling Buhari that kidnapped Nnamdi Kanu from Kenya?
Does Ohaneze control any security arm that go about killing innocent people in the south east?
Umahi has been visiting Buhari in Aso Rock, what has he been discussing with him all the while?

the greatest mistake the FG did was not to have wasted that criminal albino in Kenya.

Maxymilliano:
Apart from obtaining APC 100m Presidential nomination form and visiting Buhari in Aso Rock, David Umahi have not been seen moving round the country for consultations and selling is candidacy to delegates.

Is that how he plans to win the APC primaries ?

he hasn't said anything different from what he had been saying all along.

IPOB is a scam using propaganda and lies to hoodwink the illiterate Igbo population by the criminal and demagogue called nnamdi Kalu

Maynman:
Misery loves company,I’ll starve you of your happiness.
Bwahahahaha

only a drug addict will laugh at his own dry mirthless jokes.

Human waste!

Maynman:
Misery loves company,I’ll starve you of your happiness.

so which one of your parent's was an addict? Or you picked the habit from the streets?

Maynman:
This early morning again sadist, unhappiness no dey tire you?
You slept with it and woke up with it. Bwahahahah

apart from drugs what else are you addicted to?

How many other unfortunate souls did your mother projected out to the world? I hope you're the only poor example of her corrupted, inferior DNA.