₦airaland Forum

This is Psychologically Weirdly Insane


I think I'm going to....ughhhhhhhh

1) Adio is 10 years old
2) His mother was 30
3) He will be 25
4) His mother was 25 when she gave birth to Adio
5) The difference is 15 years.

Wahala oo!


'APC' Coined from Jagaban's 'CAP'

dimexy247:
, many are mad...............

But this one is Madder

If Jagaban survives the APC Screening, I bet he wouldn't scale NDLEA and EFCC Screening

Comrade, You Wicked shaaaa. I'm 'Vawulencely' Inspired

Tinubu should Stop throwing Tantrums like a Whimping Kid

Senor Presidente Bienvenido a Espana!

pyyxxaro:
On Oko Remi’s testes and Scrotum I stand

Comrade with dis ya Bata Squashed Balls for Breakfast.

RobustRoad:
Lion of Bourdillon ,Jah continue to bless you. No matter how much the weapon your enemies fashion against you, you'll eventually win over them.

You mean 'Horse' of Bourdillon. Jagaban has been Horse-Whipped out of APC.

majole:
Atiku is not Fulani

Why don't you check the Net.

Softmirror:
How do you mean?

The Northerner's are a rallying point for Victory. Atiku might be a North-Easterner, but he is a Fulani, so he is a distant Brother.

Ameachi has no control switch i.e his Loyalty can be questioned, and he has liasoned with the South-East, a common Foe to the North.

Tinubu is an Extremist, who will Restructure Nigeria to favour his Region, against the interest of the President-Makers "NORTH".

Osinbajo is half Ameachi and half Tinubu in views 'thats a big turn-off for the North.

Then the South-Eastern Aspirants, whose Ambition are Dead-On-Arrival. (Reason stated in my previous Explanation).

I know the North sounds so Powerful in this review. The Truth is......They Are.

In other words, Nigeria needs more Toilet than Guns.
There are so many Issues that can be resolved over a good.......

I dey wonder how this Giraffe go Taste


Who Science Epp, abeg any Giraffe eater in the House

Modified: 1st FTC this Month, I Obligate this to the Fight against MonkeyPox.

He missed a word, I think he meant "RUGA"

I hope they change the Name of their capital from Ankara to Aso-ebi

Personally speaking, no Southern aspirant under the APC can sufficiently wrestle PDP.

Dem dey erase Eraser What about all the Politicians wey dis man kill dia Politiking Career.

In Justin Timberlake's Voice 'What goes Around comes back Around'.

Be rest assured, the SE will beg after the North-Central in 2039

Everybody
Fight's
Crime with
Crimesssssssssssssssssssss

It is mainly the Leaders of the Party in that Region i.e Office holders/Appointees (State, Senatorial District or LGA).

FFK na Confirm Yahoo Boy. He don get 2 Clients

What do you expect, When your Tribe was Named after a 'Lethal' Weed? Or is it Vice-Versa

The aim of G-Boys ingesting **** is to get money, Whlle that of Kim-K is to be a Granny in age and Zendaya in face.


Goodluck to her, but Beware of a Black Man's.....

pyyxxaro:
On TIFFNUBU’s testes I stand

U wan crush Jagaban's Balls

emmyt2:
We are already OSINBANJOCULATED
TAKE IT TO THE BANK

Oga, You no go like dey MonkeyPoxInoculated.
Say NO! to Bush Meat
JAGABAN; The Canned Beef all the way.

The Wail of an..
Internally
Displaced
Politician... Is Sweet

OfoIgbo:
He doesn't know how to balance any see-saw after all he was one of those who fought desperately to get Buhari elected in 2015

PMB's Government isn't considered as one of the Best, but his Emergence saved Nigeria a great deal.

The Northerns were desperate for power in '15. And I tell you, if PMB hadn't emerged Victorious in that Election, we wouldn't have had a Nation to fight over in 2023.

OBJ played his part in we having a One Nigeria today, Irrespective of Ethnic, Religious, Governmental and Political Views.

Advocate500:
And what is the balance that Obasanjo is bringing as retired politician that he couldn't bring during his days in governa? If fairness and equity does not include given the south easterners opportunity to govern, let the north continue in their injustice abeg.

Who was...or should I say were the 3rd Citizens in Baba Iyabo's Government?

Leadership is not Bought or Gifted, but Earned. Maybe if the People of the SE do the right thing, the Food will go round.

Well, this leads to a Re-run between BAT and PYO.

Omo, your Boy-Boy Beat you for your own Workshop.

Justin Timberlake over to you, *Hands the mic to J.T for some 'Cry me a River' Performance*

OBJ is making a move to save Nigeria from it's Impending Breakage.

He may never be the Best President Nigerians have ever had, but he knows how to balance the 'See-Saw' called Nigeria.

Hmm, Who Is the Big Show