Literature › Miss Koikoi - Urban Fiction by Uptownerd(op): 8:08pm On Jan 22, 2022 |
On 10th of July, 1983 a bad omen befell the school. Credence High was one among a group of interconnected secondary schools owned by philanthropist, Mr. Daniels Echefi. Mr. Daniels is a businessman from Orlu area of the State. After amassing significant wealth in the United Kingdom, he came back and decided to invest heavily in the land of his birth. Many news reports cited him as the pioneer of the massive boom that overtook the junior education sector from 1975 - 1982. On the stated date, one of the teachers located at Amapu reported a missing child incident.
https://uptownerd.com/2022/01/22/miss-koikoi-urban-fiction/
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Education › Nasa’s $1 Billion Space Probe Sends Back Photos Of Flying Spaghetti Monster by Uptownerd(op): 5:14pm On Jan 22, 2022 |
NASA’s $1 Billion Space Probe Sends Back Stunning Demonic Photos of Flying Spaghetti Monster on Jupiter's Surface
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Celebrities › How Michael Jackson Did The Famous "Forward Lean" In Smooth Criminal Video by Uptownerd(op): 5:08pm On Jan 21, 2022 |
Michael Jackson changed music as we literally know it. Apart from his songs, he also introduced a host of trends as he was unarguably the most famous musical trendsetter.
Popularly known for his "Moonwalk" dance style, Michael Jackson stunned the whole world when he pulled off a gravity defying dance stunt that awed the whole world. But, it's not just a one time thing because the "Thriller" crooner has gone ahead to pull same stunts over and over again at different performances.
So, how was Michael Jackson able to perform the "Forward Lean" move without ropes?
https://uptownerd.com/2022/01/21/how-michael-jackson-did-the-famous-anti-gravity-lean-in-smooth-criminal-videos/
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Romance › Re: 5 Subtle Signs That Shows She Is Likely Into You by Uptownerd(op): 3:13am On Jan 21, 2022 |
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Romance › 5 Subtle Signs That Shows She Is Likely Into You by Uptownerd(op): 4:25pm On Jan 20, 2022 |
As a rule of thumb, there is no one single means of perceiving the so called greenlight from women. Remember that whatever you perceive in your interactions is your own mind making things up about the person of interest and the feels you created from their vibes.
1) She makes an Effort to Continue the Conversation
You will notice that if she is into you, and by some reason a conversation starts between you guys, she wouldn’t like to end it. http://uptownerd.com/2022/01/20/5-subtle-signs-that-shows-she-is-likely-into-you/
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Education › Re: Meet The Kulkarnis, The World’s Tallest Family by Uptownerd(op): 11:19am On Jan 19, 2022 |
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Romance › "Honey, I Don't Have A Penis" - Husband Reveals Dark Cret To Wife After Wedding by Uptownerd(op): 10:38pm On Jan 18, 2022 |
What do you think?
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Education › The Negative Consequences Of Using Assumptions To Fill Up “I Don’t Know” Spaces by Uptownerd(op): 3:13pm On Jan 18, 2022 |
Presumed opinion on an object of inquiry obviously yields a prejudiced subjective result tinted by personal bias. Because of the vested presumptuous interest, being objective becomes an issue.
This will eventually lead to casual relapse into ignorance, constantly neglecting what is obvious because simple curiosity has been replaced with fixed assumptions. This is more explicit in religion, family affairs, abusive relationships, fandoms, sports, etc.
You observe that the emotional attachment and familial bonds formed in the above social groups usually end up creating blind-spots and too many self righteous hypocrites.
Having presumptuous interests before an inquiry may end up spoiling the broth. Neutrality is the keyword for absolute objectivity or else the inquiry is already soiled and subjective – tainted! Visit www.uptownerd.com for more interesting read.
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Education › Meet The Kulkarnis, The World’s Tallest Family by Uptownerd(op): 1:19pm On Jan 18, 2022 |
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Politics › Re: Leaders Of Tomorrow: 60 Years Of Our Togetherness by Uptownerd(op): 1:09pm On Jan 18, 2022 |
professore: Let me keep quiet.
Meanwhile check my signature below and take a step. This is no time to keep quiet. |
Politics › Re: Leaders Of Tomorrow: 60 Years Of Our Togetherness by Uptownerd(op): 1:09pm On Jan 18, 2022 |
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Politics › Re: Aregbesola Orders Prison Officers To Shoot Attackers On Sight by Uptownerd: 2:31pm On Jan 17, 2022 |
Kwestionair: God bless you. At least we still have some sensible and well read people in this Nigeria like yourself chief. This is how they give useless orders and some gullible Nigerians will be commending them blindly without looking at the fact that our people in uniforms know how to abuse things and create unnecessary killings. You are welcome.  We will continue to educate whenever and wherever we can. |
TV/Movies › Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Uptownerd: 2:24pm On Jan 17, 2022 |
Warner Bros takes offence at John Cena calling Batman a “Pu**y”
In explaining the situation, James Gunn the executive producer of the TV Series explained below – “I was very surprised, because they were not too fond of Peacemaker calling Batman a p—y. I’m like, ‘But he talks about all these other terrible things about all these other superheroes that are much worse than calling Batman a p—y.’ https://uptownerd.com/2022/01/17/warner-bros-takes-offence-at-john-cena-calling-batman-a-puy/
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Politics › Re: Aregbesola Orders Prison Officers To Shoot Attackers On Sight by Uptownerd: 2:14pm On Jan 17, 2022 |
Does he have such power to give this type of order? "The custodial workers need to be trained on other ways of de-escalating before shooting. It is illegal to shoot any unarmed individual unless there is a reason to do it." Visit 60 Years of Nigeria's Togetherness to see how the Nigerian government has been lying to you.
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TV/Movies › Warner Bros Takes Offence At John Cena Calling Batman A "Pu**y" by Uptownerd(op): 1:44pm On Jan 17, 2022 |
Peacemaker, the shooting maestro from DC Comics is talking too much as it stands after taking several swipes at most of DC Comics top superheroes like Superman and Aquaman.
However, the Peacemakers running mouth may have drawn the ire of shows owners after PM made a joke about Batman, the caped crusader.
In explaining the situation, James Gunn the executive producer of the TV Series explained below -
“I was very surprised, because they were not too fond of Peacemaker calling Batman a p—y. I’m like, ‘But he talks about all these other terrible things about all these other superheroes that are much worse than calling Batman a p—y.’
https://uptownerd.com/2022/01/17/warner-bros-takes-offence-at-john-cena-calling-batman-a-puy/
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Politics › Leaders Of Tomorrow: 60 Years Of Our Togetherness by Uptownerd(op): 11:43am On Jan 17, 2022 |
Not everyone realizes the pride that comes from being a citizen of the largest indigenous black nation on earth. Although, our togetherness may have been an instrument for easy administration by the colonialists, we have been left today with an enigma that its subsistence and growth spells greatness for the African continent.
There is no society without its problems; therefore, the Nigerian society has been repeatedly hit with myriads of conflicts which have been paid in innocent blood and large scale destructions that brought the nation to its knees. Although the country is no longer in a civil war, corruption endemic has apparently taken over and has perpetually hampered the growth of the nation beyond petty religious and tribal sentiments while promoting nepotism, incompetence and politics of calumny.
There is always going to be injustice in a society that promotes inequity. Injustice breeds contempt and places citizens at a dilemma which was succinctly explained in John Locke’s exposition of the choices before citizens in unjust regimes.
There is no saint in the entity called Nigeria as every unionist in the clime has engaged in activities necessary for their own survival within the amalgamated federation since independence. This includes political alliances, subterfuge, stirring the polity, media attacks, spread of fake information and outright abuse of state instruments under their political control for the good of their region above the rest. But, despite the difficult challenges facing the country, those who believe the unity and progress of the country lies in appreciation of the heterogeneous diversity of the polity have a solid point. This stems mostly from the fact that the things that divide us are petty at best compared to the greatness which we know the country is capable of achieving if it can let go of hypocritical ideologies within the Nigerian democratic practice.
The return to democracy in 1999 may have offered the country a lifeline from the myriads of successive coups that once plagued the country. However, the inability of successive governments to realize the fragility of the unity which is based mostly on ethnic interest above national ideologies is proving to be a dangerous cankerworm that has now threatened the very fabric of the nation’s existence. As stated above, injustice will always perverse a society that promotes inequity and corrupt practices.
What Are the Inequities and Injustice Being Promoted in Nigeria?
We can always take a dive into the nation’s number one instrument of sovereignty, the 1999 Constitution as Amended. The general consensus is that the one thing that should have made the union a progressive one is actually the main impediment to its growth. A look at the constitution reveals that the makers serially chose to absolve politicians of accountability by making the benchmarks of their elections into political offices non-justiciable. A cursory glance at the fundamental objectives and directive principles of state policy under the 1999 constitution as amended spells doom for our democracy. That single provision has practically given the elected officials a leeway into mistaking political offices as their private enterprises.
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Romance › Re: Help: Pls Can One Minute & 29 Seconds Sex Lead To Pregnancy? by Uptownerd(op): 11:07am On Jan 16, 2022 |
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Romance › Re: Help: Pls Can One Minute & 29 Seconds Sex Lead To Pregnancy? by Uptownerd(op): 7:35pm On Jan 15, 2022 |
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Romance › Re: Help: Pls Can One Minute & 29 Seconds Sex Lead To Pregnancy? by Uptownerd(op): 7:34pm On Jan 15, 2022 |
Nbotee: The 59 seconds can lead to pregnancy Na wa o... I tire o |
Romance › Re: Help: Pls Can One Minute & 29 Seconds Sex Lead To Pregnancy? by Uptownerd(op): 7:33pm On Jan 15, 2022 |
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Romance › Re: Help: Pls Can One Minute & 29 Seconds Sex Lead To Pregnancy? by Uptownerd(op): 7:33pm On Jan 15, 2022 |
Candidlady: Even 29sec can lead to preg
Precious ain't lying Wow! Just 29secs, hmmm! Na wa o! Just thrusx... for 29secs and waaa ==> belle! Shit's crazy. |
Romance › Help: Pls Can One Minute & 29 Seconds Sex Lead To Pregnancy? by Uptownerd(op): 6:25pm On Jan 15, 2022*. Modified: 11:08am On Jan 16, 2022 |
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Literature › Re: Uptownerd Publications "Satirical Liturgy" Short Story Competition (+ Prizes) by Uptownerd(op): 4:49pm On Jan 14, 2022 |
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Christianity Etc › Which Religion Is The Most Violent? by Uptownerd(op): 4:03pm On Jan 14, 2022 |
Please your replies with legitimate statistics.
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Literature › Uptownerd Publications "Satirical Liturgy" Short Story Competition (+ Prizes) by Uptownerd(op): 1:29pm On Jan 13, 2022 |
Uptownerd Publications "Satirical Liturgy" Short Story Competition seeks original, engaging, and entertaining satire stories up to 700 words.
The competition is open to writers over 16 years. The winners of the competition will be announced through our Facebook Page where the stories will be published to our followers.
•How to Participate✓
- Send your original "satire" stories between 500 - 700 words to uptownerd1@gmail.com for a chance to be shortlisted in the final Top 10 list.
- Participants whose stories are shortlisted in the final Top 10 will be contacted and the stories will be published on our Facebook Page.
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*Submission Deadline: 20/01/2022
*Winner Announcement: 1st February, 2022.
Make sure to follow our Facebook page for more updates and future writing competitions. Visit => https://uptownerd.com/2022/01/13/uptownerd-publications-satirical-liturgy-short-story-competition-prizes/ for more.
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Romance › Re: Man In Tears After Guy Dating His Babymama Buys Her A House. by Uptownerd(op): 6:32am On Jan 13, 2022 |
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Romance › Man In Tears After Guy Dating His Babymama Buys Her A House. by Uptownerd(op): 7:38pm On Jan 12, 2022 |
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Romance › Re: "No Be Una Dey Knack Us?" - Lady Berates Men Who Get Mad At "Body Counts" by Uptownerd(op): 11:45am On Jan 12, 2022 |
FrOzenSniQ: Before i comment. Lemme count my bodycount..
alrt. . Is almost 10 self.
abeg if i knack olosho. Wil i add them in my bodycount?
i jux ask 
Yup
am not a frequent fucker. . |
Romance › Are You Jealous When Your Bf/gf Is Online But Not Chatting With You by Uptownerd(op): 9:59am On Jan 12, 2022 |
Or do you just pretend like it doesn't bother you when in fact, it is killing you...but you have to keep your ego happy?
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Romance › Re: "No Be Una Dey Knack Us?" - Lady Berates Men Who Get Mad At "Body Counts" by Uptownerd(op): 9:27am On Jan 12, 2022 |
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Romance › "No Be Una Dey Knack Us?" - Many Girls Reveal Their Shocking Body Counts (pics) by Uptownerd(op): 9:13am On Jan 12, 2022 |
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Romance › Re: Ex With Benefits. What's Your Say? by Uptownerd: 2:10pm On Jan 11, 2022 |
Jaylynn: What if its none? Boys always have this excuse of getting tired of a relationship. The girls are the ones always wanting to stay. Hard to get tired of a relationship that is giving you all you want and peace of mind.  |