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Christianity EtcRe: A Divine Force Or Creator - Mere Thinking Or Emblem Of Evidence by urahara(m): 9:26pm On Sep 22, 2016
DoctorAlien:
Prove beyond reasonable doubt with science that GOD does not exist.
The onus of proof is on you
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh's Husband Buys An Iphone 7 For Her (Photos) by urahara(m): 12:04am On Sep 20, 2016
rapcy:
Tonto Dikeh took to Instagram to show gratitude yo her hubby gor getting her an Iphone 7, not just any Iphone but a colour dhe has always wanted (Pink).


https://www.instagram.com/p/BKi9CGoDfKS/?hl=en
who her iphone 7 epp sef

huh tongue
RomanceRe: Has Anyone Here Fccck 4 Different Girls In A Day by urahara(m): 11:01pm On Sep 14, 2016
RomanceRe: Has Anyone Here Fccck 4 Different Girls In A Day by urahara(m):
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Smellymouth:
You should post the GIF link in between the 4th icon from the right... [img][/img]
Which link shocked. I just they collect am from my gallery

[img]http://makeagif.com/IK5EhR [img]
RomanceRe: Has Anyone Here Fccck 4 Different Girls In A Day by urahara(m): 8:42pm On Sep 14, 2016
Smellymouth:
Baba sneh, I hail thee... grin
Lol.

That was a gif i posted but it got displayed as a picture .

Y is dat so cry cry
RomanceRe: Has Anyone Here Fccck 4 Different Girls In A Day by urahara(m):
Smellymouth:
Ura, I greet you sah.. grin
Ah , the legendary snelly mouth calling me sir , i am honored

RomanceRe: Has Anyone Here Fccck 4 Different Girls In A Day by urahara(m): 8:21pm On Sep 14, 2016
Smellymouth:
Kingcheezypuff, bikokwa lezznjr don put you under his merlin spell..

So na only this thing I wan tell you ==> grin

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/bye-bye-bye.gif
Gif . lord i hail thee
CelebritiesRe: Drake Buys His Neighbor's $3 Million USD House In Response To Noise Complaints by urahara(op): 7:56pm On Sep 14, 2016
uwagimboo:
The way i will buy my landlord's house for marrying an ugly gal..
Lolz grin
CelebritiesRe: Drake Buys His Neighbor's $3 Million USD House In Response To Noise Complaints by urahara(op): 7:24pm On Sep 14, 2016
Chaii

CelebritiesDrake Buys His Neighbor's $3 Million USD House In Response To Noise Complaints by urahara(op): 7:21pm On Sep 14, 2016
If you can’t stand the noise, let Drake buy your house. Wait, what? That’s what the neighbor of the singer did when he offered to buy their home for $3 million after they continued to put in noise complaints about how loud he played his music. Get the full scoop on Drake’s hefty purchase here.
Well, this is one way to solve a problem. Drake, 29, has reportedly purchased the Hidden Hills home of his neighbor for a HEFTY $2.85 million, all because he didn’t feel like turning down his music, according to Marie Claire. Apparently, the neighbor had made several noise complaints, which Drake decided to put a stop to by cutting a check. We guess that’s reasonable, if you have an extra $3 million lying around, that is.
Drake’s neighbor’s home, we mean DRAKE’s new home, is a ranch-style house with four bedrooms, five bathrooms and a pool, according to Trulia. The property also reportedly has room for horses. So that’s really nice we guess. The whole thing does seem a little silly though, given that Drake could really have just turned down his music, instead of forking over $3 million so he could blast it as loud as he wants. But, hey, it’s his money.

The funniest part in all this is that Drake buying his neighbor’s house was actually predicted in Future‘s song, “Where Ya At?” Drake chimed in with the lyric, “I’ll buy the neighbor’s house if they complain about the noise.” We guess he was being completely serious. Now he just has to figure out what he wants to do with the property. Sure, he could let it sit there collecting dust. Or he could fix it up as a guest house for Rihanna, if she wants her own space when she comes over and all. We’d love to see him decorate it especially for her. Gotta make that purchase worth it, Drake!


http://hollywoodlife.com/2016/09/14/drakes-buys-neighbors-house-loud-noise/
Nairaland GeneralRe: Help !!! I Am Unable To Post Gif . Videos by urahara(op): 7:10pm On Sep 14, 2016
Rolward312:
Hello every one, how are you? smiley
cry cry
Christianity EtcRe: I Was A Secret Atheist Until I Stumbled On Seun's Thread by urahara(m): 3:05pm On Sep 14, 2016
malvisguy212:
stay mute.

Nairaland GeneralHelp !!! I Am Unable To Post Gif . Videos by urahara(op): 3:00pm On Sep 14, 2016
I post gif videos but they get displayed as pictures angry
Christianity EtcRe: I Was A Secret Atheist Until I Stumbled On Seun's Thread by urahara(m): 2:49pm On Sep 14, 2016
malvisguy212:
pity yourself because satan has block you atheists sense of reasoning. He was an atheist, but a secret atheist, and when he finally meet an open minded atheist like Azo, what do you expect from hadmirrow ? Be happy right ? But No, he want to convert the atheist to christianity, does it make sense to you ? Why dint he tell me the year he finish his 400level ? And also the year he became an open minded atheist ? That is were you will see the lies of this boy.

Christianity EtcRe: I Was A Secret Atheist Until I Stumbled On Seun's Thread by urahara(m): 12:53pm On Sep 14, 2016
Image123:
My attention was brought to this thread by my friend Ranchh that likes to flatter me. It's sad you have no joy though. What gives you happiness is creating threads and page increase. That's disheartening. Do you remember the joy of the Lord? A joy full of glory, not this 10naira happiness the roaming mad fellow experiences without stress. i see you need Jesus. You're fast becoming such a morose shadow of what a Christian doesn't want to become.
Looolz cheesy cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: I Was A Secret Atheist Until I Stumbled On Seun's Thread by urahara(m): 12:20pm On Sep 14, 2016
HardMirror:
U too much bossman :d
Dont let this xtians give u hypertension o.


It has been months since u created that thread and till now they r still arguing that u r lying.
Christianity EtcRe: I Was A Secret Atheist Until I Stumbled On Seun's Thread by urahara(m): 12:12pm On Sep 14, 2016
HardMirror:
If you had common sense at all and truely read "Pastor to Atheist" you would know what year.
Loolz
Christianity EtcRe: I Was A Secret Atheist Until I Stumbled On Seun's Thread by urahara(m): 12:11pm On Sep 14, 2016
malvisguy212:
He was still a christian ? In this very thread, he say He was a secret atheist but STILL a christian. Why will a secret atheists want to convert an open minded atheist ? Deceitful liar the op is.

Here is more;

Re: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will
NEVER Be A Christian Again.
by HardMirror(m): 2:38pm On Apr 30
I MEET AN ATHIEST
In my second year, I stayed in Abiola Hostel,
Abiola Hostel used to be the hostel of the big
boys because only a wall seperated it from
Jibowu hostel (a female hostel). Unlike
Akindeko the rough and muslim ridden hostel.
At Abiola Hotel I met a guy, AZO (real
nickname) he stayed in Block B while I was in
Block C.
Azo was in 300L while I was in 200L. This guy
did not believe GOD exists!
WHAT!
That was the first time I was meeting an atheist!
I was shocked!
That was the worse thing possible to me. How
will a mere human not believe God Almighty
exists?
I decided to have a chat with him. One thing I
was good at was converting people, so I was
sure the Holy Spirit was going to arrest Azo once
I met him. To my surprise, Azo was the most
honest plain guy I ever met. He listened to all I
had to say. He said amen to my prayers. He was
honest about finding God if indeed God exists.
And I assured him that God exists but the devil
has hardened his heart and blinded him from
the truth.
I was convinced that God wanted to save Azo. I
prayed for deliverance for the guy and I saw a
lot of willingness from him .

he was convince God want to save Azo from atheism, while he is a secret atheist.
Zero sense made.


I pity u so much cry cry cry
Christianity EtcRe: I Was A Secret Atheist Until I Stumbled On Seun's Thread by urahara(m): 12:09pm On Sep 14, 2016
Bro hardmirror i see u o grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Nigerian Proposes To A White Lady On Olumo Rock. See Her Reaction! by urahara(m): 8:18am On Sep 14, 2016
Smellymouth:
"TEAM FOREIGN GIRLS" entering the thread like ===>

[img]http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/jackie-chan-chris-tucker-rush-hour-dancing.gif[/img]

N.P ==> MAMA I MADE IT by CASSPER NYOVEST..
U and ur memes


Looooooolz grin
PropertiesRe: How Much Will A 5 Bedroom Duplex Cost? by urahara(m): 8:13am On Sep 14, 2016
amagunnerfan:
I recently bought a piece of land in a very good location in Abeokuta. In the process of getting the building plan approval. I intend to build a 5 bedroom duplex on the land but want to get ideas of how much it will likely cost me.

I am a bit inexperienced but have my father in law and my uncle running the errands for me.

My inital budget was 9 million but my father in law said it won't be enough. How much do Nairalanders think it will cost? I intend to finish this project within 6 months GOD willing.
Ask the quantitt surveyor
PhonesRe: Two Ways To Find Direct Download Link Of Any Movie by urahara(m): 7:27pm On Sep 13, 2016
Reediano:
If you are a movie lover then this post is definitely for you. Most of us, both the movie freaks and those who watch movies once in a while always love to get the latest movie. Although the easiest way to watch the movie of your choice is by visiting the cinema but not all of us can afford it and even some who can afford it might probably be too busy..

So in this post, I will show you guys two different methods to easily download any movie of your choice. This methods are easy, fast and you also don't have to worry about any ad whatsoever.

Method 1:
=> Launch your browser and open Google.c om.
=> Copy and paste this codes in your search bar
=> Replace "movie name" with the name of the movie you want to download.
For example:
=> From the search results that appears, just select one of the first sets and the movie link should be indexed in one of them.
=> Just click on the movie and download.
That's all!

Method 2: This particular method is probably a bit easier than the one above, although both of them are very similar.
=> Type Google.com in your address bar and open .
=> Copy and paste the code below in the search bar and add the name of any movie you want to download after it.

For example:
=> Just click on search and open any of the First set of results that appears.
=> Scroll until you find the movie you want to download and click on it to Start the download.

So I have listed two different methods to make searching tge internet for movie links a lot more easier.

Source: http://www.yomitech.com/2016/09/how-to-find-direct-link-of-any-movie-on.html
This is sorcery tl, tganks
PoliticsRe: As A Nigerian If You Know Nothing About Farming And Rearing, You Are Bastard! by urahara(m): 11:29am On Sep 13, 2016
walemadu:
its your father thats a bastard!!!
Looooooolz mo fo o grin
LiteratureRe: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by urahara(m): 1:56pm On Sep 12, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Episode Eight


How was it ?? my father immediately i entered..

It was fine sir .. i said as i quickly devoured the eba and three days old ewedu soup with ponmo , my sister cooked down for me . sad

It had better be fine ?? .. He replied with all seriousness.


And when the result came out.. It was like my paper type.. RED .. RED.. I Had 69 as my overall score ...

And truly as my father stated , that was indeed the last jamb i ever did as i was not fortunate to meet with the CBT model.



Thus, It is with immense joy[b] that i invite all to my freedom ceremony .. i am happy to inform u all that i am a proud electrical cum mechanical engineer from ogoku and sons electrical wiring international limited. For all wiring and electrical issues, am the one to be called upon..

Probably am going to apply for jamb later .... probably in the next world.

Till then , i need to go and gather the 24 thousand oga said we go use do freedom.

THE END[/b]
Looooooooooooiooioooooool grin grin grin

Mo fo o u r too funny and good.

More grease to thy elbow
RomanceRe: How I Became The April Fool.. by urahara(m): 1:36pm On Sep 12, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Episode Ten

i know sabi when i change everything to pidgin....

Ishilove, abeg abeg, please i take God beg u, even if na 10k help me send am back abeg.. *weeps*

abeg... Please.. I accept that am a fool... That you are not on my level. You are far better than me.

Chimo , please just send the money back ..

... I was already vibrating where i sat as mynd don dey disturb me with 16 missed calls already..

.so boo, are you saying you want your money back.... She finally replied after almost 30 mins.

..haa, ishi... Please ..haa.. Ok take 2k out of he money.. Send me all the money wey i add on top.. I take God beg you abeg... Please, i accept defeat oo

Not long after , i saw a message enter my phone with a different number..

The sum of 20 thousand has been transferred to your account from ishilove anyamuro...

Haa. To God be the Glory.. Haa, so people like this still exists on earth.. She after all decided to send the money back.... I cant thank her enough for this. God does work miracles.

I was strolling down to read the next lines when i saw

"April fool sir " with a smile smiley.

. Exactly the way i sent my pastor


Haha..

.
Funny You,boo you thought i will actually send back the money..you stingy lowlife ... You must be an idiot. Dont try calling me or try contacting me ever again in your life.. Your money should buy me a few ice creams and cover for some food on my birthday..

Thanks mugu

.. And if after all, you still want the money....


YOU CAN COME AND COLLECT IT..
My boss , u are a legendary writer smiley
LiteratureRe: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by urahara(m): 1:03pm On Sep 12, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Episode Four

I walked 23 kilometers to the Church and was welcomed by the sisters who regarded me as a lost sheep who has traced his steps....

Brother boo, thank the heavens,where av you been ?

I sha find one excuse give am and she sha smile one kind smile.... Na she know if she like make she think say i day lie sad


Service has not started ni sister blessing ?.... I asked the service leader..

Yes brother boo, brother theophilus just took bro matthew and bro barthelomew with bro nicodemus car to go and buy fuel at bro nebudcanezzar 's station... Lets be patient... In the book of....


Eh hu... I just asked wen service will start na him dem carry sermon give me sad ... Cant wait to get out of this place...

Immediately dem come back, on gen, na him i find better spot charge my tecno N1 ....All through out the service when people dey sing, some dey dance enter trance and some dey fall down , me i just dey back dey observe if the phone dey charge...

At one point, pastor edward be dey look me one kind and threw various subliminal jabs at me , through the message he gave, me i no send him papa potbelly...sad

immediately my phone full like this ... Wen i see say e enter 100 percent even though my service no finish.., na him i comot...
...

As i was going on the way , na him so people distribute crusade stuff give me.... Theme : Forget the shortcut...

As i see say dem don go, na him i tear the thing... Forget the shortcut kor, forget the desktop folder ni....

I trekked back to my house only to meet light sad... I con dey question myself why i carry body go church....

Me i no know say e get something wey God wan make i grab from the message and crusade card i collected that day ;( :-/..

Dog wey go lost., go kuku deaf to hunter whistle...


I got home to check the chat, only to see like 10 messages from this dude shocked
Lol ,
Christianity EtcRe: Am I Becoming An Atheist ?? by urahara(m): 9:05pm On Sep 10, 2016
Op keep asking questions
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did God Send Satan To Earth??? by urahara(m): 8:04pm On Sep 10, 2016
these arent the things you should be concentratin ur mind with..
Because why cry.

My dear why are u so afraid to ask questions.
Christianity EtcRe: The Ant Tale And Our Morality by urahara(m): 4:02pm On Sep 10, 2016
johnydon22:
There have been very wild questions on how morality can be derived without religion, this question though i find it shallow most times comes from a sincere mind and truly an attempt in dealing with that simplistic view of a human ethical wiring purely based on religious interface is vital.

Most people cannot distinguish between human morality and religion, they cannot understand the need for ethical behaviours without religious or external coercions but here is a simple truth human morality has no religious basis, as a matter of fact human morality precedes religious influences

Let me tell a tale of nature, a tale of the most simple of beings, a tale of humility and sacrificial oneness, a tale of enviable order, a tale of selflessness, a tale of the ants

One thing that the human ego has left us is Blind, Blind to the lives we deem lesser than our own, blind to the subtle lessons nature teaches in her ever eventful stage.

I want to tell a tale of the ants, a tale that can teach us what we so blindly cannot see except with a cracking whip of religious influence omniously on our back.

The ants live in holes virtually everywhere around us and each ant hole has a thriving society, A colony.

The colonies are divided into groups according to functions, all groups as important as the other.

Soldiers that protect the colony, queens, workers and many more but for our tale we will focus on the workers.

Every ant's action is gunned towards the good and continuation of the colony, remarkably the human society is a mutilated mimicry of the ant's society except that most human actions are towards "personal [selfish]" ends.

Ants had a well organized society millions of years before the first human crawled out of the caves.

So the ant workers, i have watched them on many occasions working as a single unit, they rarely leave an injured ant behind and there is almost certainly a remarkable care for both one another and the entire colony, they work for the good and continuation of their society.


Many might be wondering why i chose the ants, i wanted to use a life form as common to access as the every day human world, neglected, crude and primitive but still a better organizer than humans ever have been and with a very basic moral behaviour toward each other and their society devoid of the greed of "Afterlife" or the fear of a sinister torture chamber.

So now the question How are you moral without religion?

Human morality was never a religious construct - so how can a human not be moral outside religious influence?

-I doubt if any of us here need the Quran, Veda or the bible to tell us before we bring ourselves to love our parents.

-How many of us need religious coercions to love and care for our young?

So why have we so demeaned human moral and ethical positions to a pitiable shallow state that many cannot concieve "Goodness" without being threatened into it or promised a posthumous reward for it.

it is indeed shallow that many humans cannot see beyond the horizone of such sinister ideas to derive ethical behaviours towards others and the society at large.

A critical evaluation of the 'so called' moral codecs in these pravelent religious doctrines brings to light a bizarre and cruel aspect of 'authorative coercion and some times evil posed as good'.

We humans must break free from this shallow pool of 'selfish' drive to ethical lives and look inward towards our own basis - human morality and ethics have far better and profound basis like

-Love
-Empathy
-Sympathy
-Compassion
-pity
-Family
-Societal bonds
-concern for others and societal well being.

Personally i do not even believe that someone with compassion, empathy, love and is profoundly humane can believe such a bizarre evil disturbing concept as an eternal punishment let alone invoke it as a basis for human morality

There is a saying that "Good cannot come out of evil" how can we hope to achieve goodness through disturbing concepts aimed at our fears.

If you cannot find humane reasons to be good to others except only through religious influence or other external influences such as political ones, then you are operating on a shallow level of human behaviourial potentials.

As Albert Einstein once said "If we humans cannot be good to others unless for heaven or hell then we are a sorry lot indeed"

There also however i can pin point religion and politics has been of useful influence for human ethical shaping as well as many that can also be referred to as disturbing as well as sinister influence from these values.

I am not aiming at discouraging "A moral direction" through religious coercions, it has proved useful on many cases, i am only correcting the niave idea that human morality has a religious or supernatural foundation.

If you can only be good to others because of the promise of heaven or the threat of hell then it shows exactly how little you think of others.

Humanism should drive our ethical positions towards each other, we must derive geniune care and concern and not aim at arriving at selfish ends.

If there are God(s) it appeals to logic that there would appreciate geniune concern and empathy more than reluctant comformity through threat and reward themes.

To claim morality is a religious construct is as ridiculous as claiming that the Alphabets was invented by the English men. [there are in fact Greek]

Morality is neither Muslim, Christian or Hindu, it is a human thing and belongs to no ism, neither is it dependent on any book, doctrines, creed or supernatural for basis. It has a human basis.

As long as there are varying individuals living together on this cosmos of cruel "competitive existence" there must be both positive and negative behaviours in this boundless collision of fates but i think it doesn't take anything to be a nice person neither does it hurt to be less an asss_hole than most people are.

So just like the Ants in our tale, we can derive an ethical behaviour gunned towards personal and societal well being and continuation without the need of religious influence - it is necessary for our continuation.

By Johnydon22

Cc. LoJ, Seun, Dorox....

it's an open floor..... every idea is welcome
Incredible write up johnny.


But next time remember to include me in ur mentions angry cheesy

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