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Religion / Re: Pastor (Mrs) Victoria Obayemi Preaching At Sisters Convention (Throwback Video) by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:18am On Jan 08, 2017
So naso Adeboye take go? sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: FA Cup: Preston Vs Arsenal (1 - 2) On 7th January 2017 by UrennaNkoli(f): 7:00pm On Jan 07, 2017
Arsenal must die... No trophy for you this season.



Oh I forgot, you have the EPL's 4th place to win.
Romance / Re: Haters Will Say These Nigerian Pre-wedding Photos Are Photoshop... by UrennaNkoli(f): 10:49am On Jan 07, 2017
So far they are happy together....carry on.
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actress Eniola Badmus Gives Out Her Shoes To Her Instagram Followers by UrennaNkoli(f): 10:47am On Jan 07, 2017
#Gofobibatin....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 4th January 2017 by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:27am On Jan 05, 2017
LorDBolton:


This is why I rarely follow my naija peeps discuss ball, ya'll funny

Lemme breakdown how ridiculous your statement was:

A)-- I mention 3 players (2 of em box to box mf) and u mention me hypothetically picking 2 mikel to combat 1 rhino?

If u know your football what can the rhino do in the opponents half? Is the rhino a box-to-box mf? Wasn't he a traditional DM/midfield destroyer)??

So why will I need 2 mikels? When they'd hardly 'meet' him on the field?
Thus ur example doesn't even correlate

2)-- if u think arsenal lost all those games to barca cos they played attacking football then u don't know much about football

Why then did they lose to bayern? Ac milan?

Everyone knows chelsea go to barca to defend, so what's the "surprise" there?? You think barca didn't train in anticipation of an ultra-defensive chelsea team??

Why doesn't chelsea surprise using an offensive formation na?
I'm sure barca will be soo shocked they'd be unable to cope and chelsea will thrash them 7-0?? undecided

C)-- fabregas can pass right? So pochettino will now tell his boys to allow him space to pick out a pass??
Won't poch put wanyama on him? And still have dier in reserve to cover for wanyama? In defence and support the attack during transitions While dembele is on hand to carry the ball 15-20yards with only kante in his way?

Thus you're left with spurs having an extra man in midfield (looking at the way chelsea are set up)

Lemme not go any further...you're arguing like a pundit not someone with tactical knowledge.

Conte isn't where he is today by behaving like a pundit

Poch and Klopp r also accused of tiring the players cos of their 'high pressing style

Their results is the only thing that matters.

QED
This one has just been posting rubbish out of ignorance and sentiments.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 4th January 2017 by UrennaNkoli(f): 7:18am On Jan 05, 2017
Ximenez:
Cos of they combined all the trophies spurs have won, it's not up to that of Faberegas alone. Don't take them too serious, their ambition is to finish above Arsenal and they have been chasing that for a long time now.
As funny as you may sound, you are very right. Tottenham's trophy every season has always been to finish above arsenal to claim north London supremacy grin. Arsenal on the other hand has always been content with a fourth place finish calling successive champions league appearance for the 16 years an acheivment grin (,how useless a team can be). Funny enough, they were all happy and jubilating we lost yesterday not knowing our defeat settled them into an Europa league spot with man utd just 2 points behind grin. Arsenal will never make the top four this season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 4th January 2017 by UrennaNkoli(f): 7:03am On Jan 05, 2017
LorDBolton:


It's so easy to analyse a match with the help of hindsight

At the bolded you'll loose a lot of matches as a coach If you don't study & understand your opponents well.

Spurs came with 2 DM's in dier n wanyama + a deep lying playmaker in dembele

NOTE: wany n demb are both very good box-to-box players

Fabregas has limited skill, strength, speed, tackling abilities to match these guys... so you would field him in an away match to spray pass? undecided

You now want to use dimunitive kante as a shield? Even at Leicester he had drinkwater to partner up with.

If Conte had gone with your thoughts, you'd still be mourning a loss & analysing his team selection.

Truth is on the day, spurs players wanted it more #simple

After all these were same boys (who gave ya'll a 2-1 win over spurs in november).

One of the most difficult decisions facing managers is 'changing' a winning team, which Is one of the criticisms of benitez coaching philosophy

Tottenham are a top team and he had to put forward his first team...they lost #simple

Don't over-analyse the situation
For all I care fabregas was the perfect choice for that game. There are certain matches you have to do the opposite of your opponent if you want to daze them and have any chance of winning that's why arsenal was never able to beat Barca in as many games during the days of tiki taka. Why ? Because arsenal kept playing their style and ask yourself why a team like Chelsea was able to handle Barcelona and tame them? Because we played the opposite of what they played. Fabregas might not have the speed or those things you are saying but he has those pinpoint passes and technique to locate any player from any part of the pitch and create the goals. Its coaches like you that will use two Mikel obi's because you want to face a Gatusso. There's always a way you can catch these people unawares.

Besides, conte has a bad reputation of tiring players, favoritism, using them till death until they start to wear off and get jaded. He did this in juventus where he used the same set of first eleven for twenty something games. He did such with the Italian national team also. I repeat and I'll say it again, I hate it when our first eleven is predictable even before the game starts. Just take a look at zouma, conte will never use that boy until he decides to move on with his career and better and funny enough, he's a better and solid option to Gary Cahill but favoritism will never let him play.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 4th January 2017 by UrennaNkoli(f): 10:34pm On Jan 04, 2017
Conte will do himself harm at the end of the day if he doesn't know when to use certain players and when to not. I hate it when I see the same crop of players playing every single game. I hate it when the Chelsea lineup is even predictable before a game starts. Two defensive minded players in magic and kante in central midfield for a game like this ? Where is the creativity that's needed for the attackers and wingers to flourish? He should have used fabregas instead for the technique and pinpoint passes the attackers need and use kante as a shield. I'm also more comfortable with Willian rather than Pedro any day anytime. Where on earth is Zouma? So player no fit get injury again? That guy better pass Cahill abeg.
If conte is still with us next season, make he bring back that Brazilian Kennedy to replace Alonso abeg.

Whether you win 13 games in a row no concern us. Once you mess up one game, we go reason your matter.

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Health / Re: Minister Confirms Bird Flu Outbreak In Kano by UrennaNkoli(f): 4:17pm On Dec 21, 2016
God go punish buhari and his administration. They are after nothing but our suffering. One minister will come and say don't eat suya another will come and say don't eat noodles.

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Celebrities / Re: PHOTOS: Snoop Dogg Reacts To Ooni Of Ife’s Otisese Carnival by UrennaNkoli(f): 12:48pm On Dec 21, 2016
Snoop the legend

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Religion / Re: PHOTOS: Bishop Tom Samson Rides Hummer Limousine To Event by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:22am On Dec 20, 2016
Pastorpreneurs ..... What do you expect. Church business is the thing. Imagine collecting #20 offering from a congregation of 500, 000 ( some are more than that o and some will drop morE than #20 for offering, church will still most likely collect different species of offering like project offering, tithe, sow a seed and many more),
Sports / Re: PHOTOS: Sunday Mba, Builds Mansion In Hometown Abia State by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:15am On Dec 20, 2016
We never even hear of this boy since that fluke goal grin
Nigerian players and the way they'll just come and shine small and die off. It reminds me of all those ajiboye them set. Where are they?
Politics / Re: Residents Of Niger State Protest Epileptic Power Supply (Photos) by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:34am On Dec 20, 2016
Niger of all states

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Romance / Re: Christmas Bonus: Prostitutes Now Offer Sex At N500 Per Round by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:33am On Dec 20, 2016
Ashawo na ashawo. Which one be peace makers again.
Culture / Re: PHOTOS: Emir Of Kano’s Daughter, Siddika’s Kamu Wedding by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:23am On Dec 20, 2016
Which rich abokii did this one go and marry again?
But he shouldn't have waited till now. He should have given his daughter out at the very unripe age of let's say 12- 16 since its what he loves doing best. I trust those abokii s and burantashi. She'll be the one to run back home.
Crime / Re: Decomposed Corpse Found Along Goodluck Jonathan Bypass In Calabar.Graphic Photos by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:52pm On Dec 19, 2016
passionate88:
Those aren't gunshot wounds
They are. The decomposing tissue will make them expand.

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Crime / Re: Decomposed Corpse Found Along Goodluck Jonathan Bypass In Calabar.Graphic Photos by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:51pm On Dec 19, 2016
FisifunKododada:
I see gun shot holes on the left ankle, the left thigh and the shoulder - the victim appears to be protecting his privates while he was been shot
Which suggest that he might have been shot in those locations so as to be demobilized, beaten up and he was trying to protect his ballz while being tortured. A shot to the chest dealt the killer blow. Its close to a check point too so its most likely the police. The police will most likely shoot you anywhere in the leg to demobilize you first before taking actions.
cc askjohnprosper

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Science/Technology / Re: 10 Amazing Things We’ve Learned About The Solar System In 2016 by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:37am On Dec 19, 2016
There Are 15,000 Really Big Asteroids In The Neighborhood
In 2005, NASA was tasked with finding 90 percent of the big near-Earth objects (NEOs) by 2020. So far, they’ve found 90 percent of the NEOs 915 meters (3,000 ft) and larger but only 25 percent of the ones 140 meters (450 ft) or larger.In 2016, while averaging 30 new discoveries a week, NASA found their 15,000th NEO. For reference, they were only finding about 30 new objects a year in 1998.NASA is cataloging all the comets and asteroids around to make sure that we know if something is going to hit us. Even so, without prior warning, a meteor that was 20 meters (65 ft) wide exploded over the city of Chelyabinsk in Russia in February 2013.

2 . We Crashed A Ship Into A Comet On Purpose
The European Space Agency’s Rosetta spacecraft orbited the 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko comet for two years. The craft took readings and even placed a lander on the surface.This 12-year mission made a number of important discoveries. For instance, Rosetta detected the amino acid glycine, a basic building block of life. While it has been theorized that amino acids may have formed in space at the beginning of the solar system, this was the first time that any were found.Rosetta discovered “60 molecules, 34 of which had never been found before on a comet.” The spacecraft’s instruments also showed a “significant difference in composition between Comet 67P/C-G’s water and that of Earth.” This pokes some holes in the idea that Earth received much of its water from comets.After the groundbreaking mission reached its conclusion on September 30, 2016, the ESA slammed its spacecraft into the side of the comet.

1. Mysteries Of The Sun Solved
All planets and stars have magnetic poles, and they shift around all the time. On Earth, the poles flip every 200,000 to 300,000 years. Right now, we’re overdue.On the Sun, things move at a faster pace. Every 11 years or so, the polarity of the Sun’s magnetic field swaps around. This coincides with a period of increased sunspots and solar activity.Oddly enough, Venus, Earth, and Jupiter are aligned at the same time. Scientists believe that the planets may be affecting the Sun. “According to the study, when the planets are aligned, their gravity combines to cause a tidal-like effect on the Sun’s plasma, pulling it and disrupting the Sun’s magnetic field.”

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Science/Technology / Re: 10 Amazing Things We’ve Learned About The Solar System In 2016 by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:35am On Dec 19, 2016
Mercury Has A Super Grand Canyon
Where Venus and Mars still had volcanic activity as recently as a few million years ago, it seems like little Mercury shut down 3–4 billion years ago. The planet cooled, began to shrink, and started to buckle.This created a massive fissure that scientists call the “great valley.” According to a statement by University of Maryland scientists:The valley is about 400 kilometers (250 mi) wide and 965 kilometers (600 mi) long, with steep sides that dip as much as 3 kilometers (2 mi) below the surrounding terrain. To put this in perspective: If Mercury’s “great valley” existed on Earth, it would be almost twice as deep as the Grand Canyon and reach from Washington, DC, to New York City and as far west as Detroit.On a small planet that’s just over 4,800 kilometers (3,000 mi) in circumference, the great valley is more like a massive scar across its face.

Venus Was Once Habitable
Venus is the only planet that spins backward. At 460 degrees Celsius (860 °F), its surface is hot enough to melt lead, and it has clouds of sulfuric acid. But at one point, Venus may have been capable of supporting life.Over four billion years ago, Venus had oceans. In fact, it’s believed that the planet had water for over two billion years. Today, Venus is extremely dry with hardly any water vapor at all. The Sun’s solar wind stripped it all away.Venus’ atmosphere gives off a large electrical field roughly five times as strong as Earth’s. This field is also strong enough to overcome Venus’ gravity and push oxygen and hydrogen into the upper atmosphere where the solar winds sucked them away.Scientists don’t know why the Venus electrical field is so strong, but it might have something to do with Venus being closer to the Sun.

5. The Earth Is Powered By The Moon
The Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that protects us from charged particles and harmful radiation. Otherwise, we’d be exposed to cosmic rays up to 1,000 times what we get now. Our computers and electronics would also probably fry.So it’s great that we have a giant ball of molten iron spinning at the center of the Earth. Until recently, scientists weren’t sure why it kept spinning. Eventually, it should cool off and slow down.But in the past 4.3 billion years, it’s only cooled off about 300 degrees Celsius (570 °F). So we’ve lost a little more than the heat of a big barbecue grill, which is not a lot.Scientists now believe that the Moon’s orbit keeps Earth’s molten core spinning by injecting around 1,000 billion watts of power into the Earth’s core. The Moon might be much more important than we ever thought.

4. Saturn’s Rings Are New
Since the 1600s, there has been a debate over just how long Saturn’s rings are and where they come from. In theory, Saturn once had more moons and some of them crashed into each other. The resulting debris turned into the current rings and 62 moons.By observing how Saturn squeezes geysers out of its moon Enceladus, scientists have been able to gauge the relative strength of the gas giant’s pull. As all the moons are being thrown into larger orbits, this enables scientists to approximate when this moon crash derby occurred.The numbers suggest that Saturn’s rings probably don’t date back to the planet’s formation four billion years ago. In fact, except for the more distant moons Titan and Iapetus, Saturn’s major moons appear to have formed during the Cretaceous Period, the time of the dinosaurs.

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Science/Technology / 10 Amazing Things We’ve Learned About The Solar System In 2016 by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:07am On Dec 19, 2016
There are nearly 30 man-made spaceships out in the solar system right now gathering information about our planet’s neighborhood. Every year, evidence is gathered to bolster some theories while others fall by the wayside. Here are just some of the highlights of what we’ve discovered about the solar system in 2016.

10. Jupiter And Saturn Throw Comets At Us
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In 1994, the world watched as Comet Shoemaker-Levy 9 slammed into Jupiter, “leaving Earth-size marks that persisted up to a year.” Back then, astronomers were high-fiving each other over the notion that Jupiter protected us from comets and asteroids.With its massive gravity field, Jupiter was believed to suck the majority of these threats in before they could reach Earth. Current research says the opposite is probably true, and the whole “Jupiter Shield” idea is wrong.At NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, simulations showed that Jupiter and Saturn were more likely to toss space debris into the inner solar system and into orbits that would bring them into Earth’s path. The larger planets are probably lobbing comets and asteroids at us.The good news? Comets hitting early Earth may be responsible for “delivering the volatile materials from the outer solar system needed for life to form.”

9. Pluto Has Liquid Water

On the outskirts of the known solar system, NASA’s New Horizon spacecraft has been revealing oddities about the distant dwarf planet Pluto. Foremost is that Pluto has a liquid ocean.The presence of fracture lines and an analysis of a large crater named Sputnik Planum have led researchers to construct a model that shows Pluto has a liquid ocean 100 kilometers (62 mi) thick with a salinity of around 30 percent beneath an icy shell some 300 kilometers (185 mi) thick. That’s about as salty as the Dead Sea.If the Plutonian ocean was in the process of freezing, then the planet would be contracting. But it seems to be expanding instead. Scientists suspect that enough radioactivity is left in the core to give some warmth. The thick layers of exotic surface ices act as an insulator and the likely presence of ammonia acts as antifreeze.

8. The Cores Of Neptune And Uranus Are Wrapped In Plastic

How do we know what lies beneath the clouds of distant gas giants with atmospheric pressures roughly nine million times that of Earth? Math! Scientists use the Universal Structure Predictor: Evolutionary Xtallography (USPEX) algorithm to take a hypothetical look at what’s going on inside these less well-studied planets.Knowing that Neptune and Uranus are composed of mostly oxygen, carbon, and hydrogen, researchers plugged in the numbers to see what kind of weird chemistry would take place. The results are exotic polymers, organic plastics, crystallized carbonic acid, and orthocarbonic acid (aka “Hitler’s acid” because its atomic structure looks like a swastika) wrapping around a rocky inner core.In the search for extraterrestrial life on Titan and Europa, scientists hope that water might be reacting with rock to create organic processes. But if the inner core is wrapped in exotic crystals and plastic, then we might have to rethink things.

http://listverse.com/2016/12/18/10-amazing-things-weve-learned-about-the-solar-system-in-2016/

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 18th December 2016 by UrennaNkoli(f): 12:39am On Dec 19, 2016
Some weeks ago, it was "This season is our season". Now its "Wenger out". grin
Arsenal your problem be say if you don dey win small small games like this you go dey feel like say you fit beat everybody. You go con dey give yourselves too much unnecessary hope. Football is not like that
Celebrities / Re: Recent Pictures Of An Ageing Wwe Hall Of Famer The Undertaker by UrennaNkoli(f): 12:07pm On Dec 18, 2016
Undertaker , umaga , kamala, john cena, great khali, bobby lashley, stone cold. These are my favorite wrestlers of all time.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nigeria Discovers Crude Oil In Borno State by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:20am On Dec 17, 2016
Discovery of crude oil in the north is a curse in disguise for Nigeria.
Celebrities / Re: See All The Official Pictures From The Wedding Of Zahra And Ahmed Indimi by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:18am On Dec 17, 2016
All the prey he's been using EFCC to catch, Nigerians, see where all your probe money has been going to grin. Even the British Royal wedding of 2011 wasn't this expensive
Business / Re: Reason Why MMM Will Never Be Back by UrennaNkoli(f): 2:23pm On Dec 16, 2016
tripplephi:
SOUTH AFRICA MMM HAD A FREEZE TOO but BOUNCED BACK. so why are you barking... pls do your research well.

Oh it never did. They resulted in using BTC only
Business / Reason Why MMM Will Never Be Back by UrennaNkoli(f): 12:15pm On Dec 16, 2016
Its as simple as ABC , cool the saying goes thus once bitten, twice shy. The panic has already been caused basking in impatience, the damage has already been done basking in despair. The board already knows that if they reopen the scheme by January, a lot of customers will instantly want to GH and cash out for good but who will be willing to PH? MMM knows this and its nothing but their loss so for the best interest of their own profit, the scheme will close down for good and all money is carted away with. After all, its a ponzi scheme. Their modus operandi is to win as many souls as possible before they strike.

Correct me anywhere I'm wrong and feel free to ad yours.

CC lalasticlala seun

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Politics / Re: Ketu Pedestrian Bridge Continues To Shake As Terrified Commuters Beg KAI by UrennaNkoli(f): 7:41am On Dec 16, 2016
Too bad
Education / Re: I Will Kill Myself On Wednesday by UrennaNkoli(f): 7:29am On Dec 16, 2016
fellowbeing:

I just finished orientation camp
Congratulations
Had you killed yourself, you wouldn't have had this opportunity. Life is all about patience dear. Its not a matter of how far but how well. Even if you didn't finish well, believe there's always light at the end of the tunnel. I'm so happy for you. Where did you serve?
Education / Re: I Will Kill Myself On Wednesday by UrennaNkoli(f): 7:25am On Dec 16, 2016
fellowbeing:

I just finished orientation camp
Congratulations
Culture / Re: Machete Passes Through Man's Stomach, During Cultural Display In Akwa Ibom State by UrennaNkoli(f): 2:23pm On Dec 15, 2016
Nothing like satanic occult. There's always a trick to every supposed magic. If you take your time and examine well, you'll find the trick.

This is why Africa will never develop. They put too much belief in black magic, voodoo and rituals while they neglect hardwork and Knowledge and intelligence. Where will you ever hear this from in the western world ?

It baffles me some mumus still fall for a magic as petty as sword piercing grin. Even some of the worlds greatest magicians have been busted in time past. Just check out this link as shared by someone. http://sabotagetimes.com/life/5-of-historys-greatest-magic-tricks-explained
And some people have been calling me names...
Africans can be so gullible and foolish grin

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Health / Re: Woman Gives Birth To Baby With Two Heads In Lagos (photo) by UrennaNkoli(f): 12:57pm On Dec 15, 2016
Their chances of survival is very very slim

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