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Education / Re: I Will Kill Myself On Wednesday by UrennaNkoli(f): 11:01am On Dec 15, 2016
fellowbeing:
At the end of the day, it is testimony. Thanks to y'all.
You've finally been freed?
Investment / Re: "MMM Participant Slumps, Dies In Bank" - New Telegraph by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:48am On Dec 15, 2016
I'm not a supporter of MMM and I don't do it but I feel the media and FG are trying their best to discredit this scheme. Don't believe any news you see or read henceforth such as people fainting or dying because of their money and MMM. Its all propaganda.

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Politics / Re: Court Orders Senator To Pay Damages For Slapping Newspaper Vendor by UrennaNkoli(f): 7:47am On Dec 15, 2016
Too bad
100k for physical assault and battery..

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Sports / Re: Yobo Laments Poor Treatment Of Super Falcons by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:42pm On Dec 14, 2016
Nigeria is messed up.

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Food / Re: What Is Your Weirdest Food Combination by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:59pm On Dec 13, 2016
charlesucheh:
fried yam and custard! chai! when I remember my friend telling me that " the food make sense"! i'll just burst into laughter! haab!
Hunger can make you try any combo so far belle full. I tried garri and fried plantain in my university days. I tried bread and indomie , indomie and garri. Any food could go well for me along with garri or pap or custard. The main aim is getting filled up and fit.
Food / Re: What Is Your Weirdest Food Combination by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:59am On Dec 13, 2016
Why are people castigating indomie and egg, its a normal thing na

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Champions League Round Of 16 Draw LIVE! by UrennaNkoli(f): 11:26am On Dec 12, 2016
Its official Real Madrid Vs Arsenal
Romance / Re: My Visit To A Brothel In Ilorin (PICTURE) by UrennaNkoli(f): 10:30am On Dec 12, 2016
ariyebaba:
@ OP, the building is at Taiwo Isale, beside Oja gada ( Bridge Market )

I dont look at that building twice. its just irritating to see all these people.

arrggghhhh !!!






grin
Just pass by in the night and see old women hustling. grin ..Very funny
Politics / Re: See Authentic Pics Of Classy Wedding Invitation Of Zahra Buhari & Ahmad Indimi by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:37pm On Dec 11, 2016
Chanchit:
na so una just display RSVP number?
I thought I was the only one that took note grin. Free food for scammers
Some hungry Nigerians for don call the number tire grin
Family / Re: What Are The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Court Marriage by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:22pm On Dec 11, 2016
Mujaheeeden:
I've never been your fan for the support you gave to buhari during the election but with this your write up i pray God give me a matured girl like you.


I love low key stuff but I've been meeting the wrong ladies.


I wish you a HML in advance grin
Lol..Na the same Buhari we even dey regret now. He has failed us all.
Thanks for the wishes tho.

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Family / Re: What Are The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Court Marriage by UrennaNkoli(f): 9:03pm On Dec 11, 2016
For clarity sake, court/registry marriage are the same. In most countries its even termed as court marriage. Marriage proceedings are usually done in a registry which is affiliated to the law. In case there's a problem which I'll never have by God's grace , you go to the court to sort out the mess. Its right to say registry marriage, its also right to say court marriage. They are connected and together oversee your marriage.

Thanks all for your contributions.
cc eriko2k2

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (1 - 0) On 11th December 2016 by UrennaNkoli(f): 3:38pm On Dec 11, 2016
The moderator in charge of updating football scores should be stripped off his/her job. Very incompetent and bias. If na arsenal dey play, he/she will update the thread instantly even 0.0001 seconds after they must have scored.

meanwhile I decided to check livelivelive.com . Looks like they've watched the match before and Tottenham have been given a red grin. Just check it out and laugh grin
Religion / Re: Akwa Ibom Man's Opinion On The Church Building Collapse Gets Him Blasted by UrennaNkoli(f): 3:35pm On Dec 11, 2016
Too bad
Family / Re: What Are The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Court Marriage by UrennaNkoli(f): 11:55am On Dec 11, 2016
truthsayer007:
You have already listed the key advantage which is budget and most importantly the LAW.
Thanks a lot. Can you talk about the law from the husband and wife point of view. I know some but tell me more.

For clarity sake, court/registry marriage are the same. In most countries its even termed as court marriage. Marriage proceedings are usually done in a registry which is affiliated to the law. In case there's a problem which I'll never have by God's grace , you go to the court to sort out the mess. Its right to say registry marriage, its also right to say court marriage. They are connected and together oversee your marriage.

Thanks all for your contributions.

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Family / What Are The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Court Marriage by UrennaNkoli(f): 11:45am On Dec 11, 2016
We are thinking of going for a court marriage (registry). Please tell me the advantages and disadvantages from the male and female point of view.
Also, can I achieve these things listed below with a court wedding?

# I don't like too much crowd and noise which are common with owanbe's

# Can a little reception be allowed to hold in the court premises without prohibition?

# low Kew wedding in which after the ceremony, everyone goes back to their respective homes

# At most 15 or less number of guests. I don't want too much crowd and paparazzi

# A budget of 150k probably for snacks, cake, food and drinks.

# Time : I don't think it should take more than 5 hours and all will be over.

I brought this to the family section as I believe there are more mature minds here compared to the romance section.
Lalasticlala and farano can help move to front page so that perspectives can be broadened.

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Education / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by UrennaNkoli(f): 7:57am On Dec 11, 2016
SIRmanjar:
Dem suspend me Taya expel me Taya I jst dey Waka frm school to school I was a mystery to evrybdy bak den.i do plenty crazy tin. grin

I spent my skool fees for 2 terms forge reciept ad result give my mama as na me ad my senior broda dey alwys pay.At times we go inflate price pay d normal amount spend d remaing on baffs ad game catridges.
Any time we get dat dreaded subjct maths or I de feel sleepy I go form sickness entr sickbay go sleep well well.
I fight my teachers,dem go jxt drop cain follo me wit blow dem kpokz me well well o.
I dey excape frm skool once in a while go spend mony 4 bar play snooker shak well well wit my frendZ during skool hours.
I write luv letta giv my English teacher wey I dey trip for,I no write my name 4 d letta but dem trace me tru my writing,dem nab me read d letta 4 assemly ground trash me wella com suspend me untop. cheesy
Any time we see Cain 4 staff room or class ad teacher no dey, we go break am becos na we chop am pass.
I less my teacher Volvo tyre d day im wan use Cain kill me. cheesy
If we go do sports I go enta class chop pipul meat de wanz wey carry food com,drink dem chilled water or mineral.
Whn I de ss1,me ad my guyz de alwayz enta ashana joint 4 aboju frm festac evry sartdys or hearts.dem luv us scatter as customers, dem de give us free sumtimz sef.we b fresh buttiz wey get action.
Na jxt dis wanz I rememba.
@ the bolded... Very hilarious. grin I can imagine a teacher flogging you and seeing ur tough or strong hearted, he will just drop the Cain one side and promote to using blow and punches.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Acquires "UGV" Mine sweeper (BOZENA - 5) (Photos) by UrennaNkoli(f): 7:45am On Dec 10, 2016
This Nigerian army, can they stand the ancient roman gladiators who fought with sword and horses grin

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Travel / Re: What Is Your Dream Country To Travel To And Why? by UrennaNkoli(f): 10:10pm On Dec 09, 2016
drey69:
United Arab Emirates
Whate do you people really see in UAE?

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Politics / Re: Criminal Code Act Banning Civilians From Wearing Military Camouflage by UrennaNkoli(f): 12:45pm On Dec 09, 2016
Rubbish
Romance / Re: Meet The Young Nigerian Youth Constantly Sharing Unclad Pictures Of His Ladies by UrennaNkoli(f): 11:43am On Dec 09, 2016
Without opening the thread, I knew it was tblack . He's still a small boy, don't blame his mentality.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Could This Be The Oldest Man In Nigeria???? (pix) by UrennaNkoli(f): 11:38am On Dec 09, 2016
All these our old grandpas and grandma's wey no go school. If you ask them their age, they'll easily tell you 120 grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Photo: An Undergraduate Of Yabatech Is Missing, Parents Worried by UrennaNkoli(f): 11:07am On Dec 09, 2016
Get found soon

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Politics / Re: Recent Photo Of Michael Taiwo Akinkunmi, The Man Who Designed The Nigerian Flag by UrennaNkoli(f): 11:00am On Dec 09, 2016
softMarket:
The Flag is beautiful but the country is Ugly!!!



Shey GEJ gave him salary for life,
have they cut it off
That flag is ugly, the country is uglier. Stop talking outta sentiments.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Which Country Do You Think Is Overated? by UrennaNkoli(f): 10:03am On Dec 09, 2016
USA
USA
USA
USA

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Nairaland / General / Re: Thread For Gun Lovers: Which Of These Is Your Best [PHOTOS] by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:36pm On Dec 08, 2016
askibee:
ak 103 anytime anyday...............love dat piece of beauty she is so dame reliable,if i join police in my next life for america not nigeria o, i will own two
I think the Tavor tar 21 is the best. In terms of beauty, its the HK416 Heckler and Koch
Nairaland / General / Re: Thread For Gun Lovers: Which Of These Is Your Best [PHOTOS] by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:33pm On Dec 08, 2016
yomi007k:
wink




Op im tripping for u ooo..



I love guns....I think i love u too



I pick dt sleek HnK G 36
Lol ...what about the Tavor tar 21 above
Nairaland / General / Re: Thread For Gun Lovers: Which Of These Is Your Best [PHOTOS] by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:31pm On Dec 08, 2016
Tavor Tar 21 (Israel)


SIG SG 550 (Switzerland)


Heckler and Koch HK416 (Germany)


FN SCAR (Belgium)



Image Credit

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Nairaland / General / Thread For Gun Lovers: Which Of These Is Your Best [PHOTOS] by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:22pm On Dec 08, 2016
Strictly rifles. Make your choice.

M 16 (USA)


Ak 103 (Russia)


Heckler and Koch G36 (Germany)


Heckler and Koch G3 (Germany)


Steyr Aug (Austria)


Galil (Israel)

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Nairaland / General / Re: Spider Man Mask. by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:06pm On Dec 08, 2016
This is fayose.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Zorya Vs Manchester United: Europa League (0 - 2) On 8th December 2016 by UrennaNkoli(f): 8:01pm On Dec 08, 2016
bettercreature:
Why we are not scoring goal is beyond my understanding
Mumurinho is your coach and you are expecting goals. grin

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Sports / Re: Iwobi's Girlfriend, Clarisse Juliette Sparks Emotions After Posting These PICS4 by UrennaNkoli(f): 5:49pm On Dec 08, 2016
Thomsyne:
She fine... Buh she's like them all... Her nudes were kuku on some guy's thread some weeks back....

Modified** Here's the thread... https://www.nairaland.com/382819/alex-girlfriend-nudes/

you are a crook grin... Somebody click that link and laugh. No be by force to get traffic.. See as you even arrange the url well.

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Sports / Re: Iwobi's Girlfriend, Clarisse Juliette Sparks Emotions After Posting These PICS4 by UrennaNkoli(f): 5:47pm On Dec 08, 2016
foladara777:
If she was Nigerian, u would have seen like 10 comments condemning her for her dressing... Hypocrisy

I tell you.. Nigerians are very irritating. Just check out this link https://www.nairaland.com/3503392/nig-reacts-fb-unclad-pix#51670287

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