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Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa's Lookalike Sister, Ope, In Stunning Photos by Urukpe: 9:08am On Dec 28, 2016

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Politics › Re: Why PMB Is Silent On Kaduna Killings- Presidency by Urukpe: 9:25am On Dec 27, 2016

One question to all, if these killings happen in Europe or any other part of the world, the president wud respond immediately , does it mean that the government over there are not ontop of the crisis? God save us

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Travel › Re: Life In Libyan Cells Where Europe-bound Nigerians Die Like Chickens(picture) by Urukpe: 6:52pm On Dec 24, 2016

adepa:
How come african migrants suffer to get to europe but syrians,iraqs and afghans don't really suffer getting to europe. Is it not the same route they ply? I guess to some extent.

most sensible question so far

Travel › Re: Life In Libyan Cells Where Europe-bound Nigerians Die Like Chickens(picture) by Urukpe: 6:51pm On Dec 24, 2016

justwise:
They are coming from war torn countries while many African migrants are economic migrants.

wrong answer, please research further and give a better response

TV/Movies › Re: Picture Quotes From Game Of Thrones by Urukpe: 7:41am On Dec 20, 2016

Stelvin101:
You must be an 11yrs old boy

I concur

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Celebrities › Re: Photos From Orezi's Sister's Traditional Wedding by Urukpe: 3:20pm On Dec 05, 2016

darbeelicous:
So the white wedding is in may and July next year? Which one did they do now?

Black wedding according to African mentality

Celebrities › Re: My daughter's beauty is something else - Maheeda gushes over daughter by Urukpe: 10:58am On Nov 29, 2016

GossipHeart:

Can a goat give birth to an elephant ??

Have you seen a professional Arm robber who's son became a medical doctor ??

Blood is thicker than water

She must do like her mama

So u are indirectly telling us all politicians children will be thief too? Trust me this world is a funny place, Charlie boy father is a respected jurist, is his son a replica of him?

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Sports › BREAKING: Plane Carrying Brazilian Football Team Crashes In Columbia by Urukpe(op): 9:25am On Nov 29, 2016

A plane carrying 81 people, including a top Brazilian football team, has crashed on its approach to the city of Medellin in Colombia, officials say.
Reports say there are six survivors. The plane reported electrical problems.
The chartered aircraft, flying from Bolivia, was carrying members of the Chapecoense football team, airport officials said.
The team was due to play in the final of the Copa Sudamericana, against Medellin team Atletico Nacional.
The first leg of the final of the cup, South America's second most important club competition, was scheduled for Wednesday, but has now been suspended.

Unconfirmed reports suggest that at least two members of the team - Alan Ruschel and Danilo - may have survived.
The sports network Telemundo Deportes tweeted (in Spanish) that Ruschel was in shock but conscious and talking, and asked to keep his wedding ring and to see his family.
The team, from the southern city of Chapeco, was promoted to Brazil's first division in 2014 and reached the final last week after a victory against Argentina's San Lorenzo.
Reports say the British Aerospace 146 short-haul plane, operated by Bolivian charter airline Lamia and carrying 72 passengers and nine crew, crashed in Cerro Gordo in the municipality of La Union shortly before midnight local time (05:00 GMT).
According to an airport press release, it was reporting an electrical fault to the control tower.

Medellin's Mayor Federico Gutierrez described it as "a tragedy of huge proportions".
The Jose Maria Cordova de Rionegro airport, which serves Medellin, posted on its Twitter account: "Confirmed, the aircraft licence number CP2933 was carrying the team @ChapecoenseReal. Apparently there are survivors."
It later said in a statement that "all possible aid was being mobilised because six survivors are being reported".
Poor weather has meant that the crash site, in a mountainous area, is only accessible by land.
However, there was no fire on impact, which has given rescuers hope that more survivors may be found.
Conmebol said in a statement that its president, Alejandro Dominguez, was on his way to Medellin.
"The Conmebol family greatly regrets what happened. All activities of the confederation are suspended until further notice," it said.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-38140981

Politics › Cross River Begins Massive Recruitment Into Homeland Security Service by Urukpe(op): 9:12am On Nov 29, 2016

Cross River state Government has commenced massive recruitment of personnel into its Homeland Security. A statement issued yesterday in Calabar by Mr. Christian Ita, the Senior Special Assistant on Media and Chief press Secretary to the state Governor, Professor Ben Ayade, said the recruitment exercise was being done in collaboration with the Nigeria Police Force. Cross River State Homeland Security was recently established after Governor Ayade signed into law, a bill passed by the State House of Assembly for its establishment. The recruitment came at a time preparations for the 2016 Carnival Calabar are in top gear. To be eligible for enlistment into the outfit, an applicant must be at least 6ft tall and a holder of a university degree or a Higher National Diploma, HND, the statement added. It is expected that at least 3,000 young persons will be enlisted into the outfit. A non-arm bearing organization, the key function of the Cross River State Homeland Security is information gathering, which is expected to ensure a more effective policing of the state by Nigerian Police Force. Speaking on the outfit Ayade said: “The Cross River State Homeland Security is a complete departure from what is the tradition. It will, however, include but not limited to issues like providing intelligence, profiling of visitors coming in and out, doing neighborhood check, neighborhood watch. It will also assist in furnishing Police and other security agencies with information on who comes in and out of the state by providing intelligence data to the Police. It will be no-arm bearing.” Already, the state has purchased hundreds of Kia sedan cars fitted state-of-the art communication gadgets in preparation for its official inauguration

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/11/c-river-begins-massive-recruitment-homeland-security-service/

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Fashion › Re: Neurite Mendes Wins Miss Africa 2016 In Calabar by Urukpe: 8:00pm On Nov 27, 2016

KAPOVee:
PHOTOS OF YOUR SO CALLED WORLD BEAUTY, SO NLANDERS CAN JUDGE

EXACTLY

Politics › Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by Urukpe: 7:40am On Nov 26, 2016

DerideGull:
It shall be the day Nigeria is disintegrated and I shall not bat an eyelid towards the consequences.

Best response so far

Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia Wife's ,ANNIE Goes Nude While Swimming With Her Daughter by Urukpe: 5:02pm On Nov 25, 2016

This guy na wah for u oh, u must be from Ibadan, na Agbada dem they wear take swim be4?

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Events › Re: Best Day Of My Life........My Wedding Photos by Urukpe: 4:56pm On Nov 25, 2016

pamdaniel:
85 percent of Nigerian ladies highest ambition is to get married...

You are fair with ur comment. For me marriage is their only ambition

Politics › Re: Quiet Discontent In North Over N-power Programme by Urukpe(op): 2:05pm On Nov 25, 2016

omowolewa:
Over how much, 30, 000 Nigerian Naira?!

lolz

Politics › Re: Witches And Wizards Predict Winner Of Ondo Election by Urukpe: 2:31pm On Nov 24, 2016

Funlordjnr:

No difference between these fools and that scammer t.b joshua!

Make una go predict naijabet scores if una all really get powers na....rubbish!

EXACTLY

Romance › Re: Is She Realy A Virgin After This Diagonosis I Carry Out On Her? by Urukpe: 12:19pm On Nov 24, 2016

dapsonlou:
My guy the only way to tell if a girl is a virgin is through penetration, the tightness will give you your answer. Finger is not big enough to confirm it. If she was fingered before her hyman might have been broken. So it's 50/50 now that she might be telling the truth. Tightness never lie

I don't think tightness alone is valid enough. There are many non virgin that have tight punana

Romance › Re: Is She Realy A Virgin After This Diagonosis I Carry Out On Her? by Urukpe: 12:18pm On Nov 24, 2016

splashier:
I tink it's possible she's a virgin cos i know of a close friend whose first time was neither painful nor with barrier nor with even bleeding...she felt so bad nd confused cos definitely there was no explanation she could give d guy dat would have made him believe he was actually her first...

After a certain age, blood coming out is no longer a way of testing virginity.

Romance › Re: Is She Realy A Virgin After This Diagonosis I Carry Out On Her? by Urukpe: 12:16pm On Nov 24, 2016

lady2lady:
The doctors there knows better.
Just go to any hospital and tell them wah you want or make an inquiry!

Easier if d guy Do it himself

Politics › Re: Quiet Discontent In North Over N-power Programme by Urukpe(op): 6:29pm On Nov 23, 2016

EmeeNaka:
What they used was state of residence. It's where you live that you'll get the training and work too.

EXACTLY

Politics › Re: Quiet Discontent In North Over N-power Programme by Urukpe(op): 8:57am On Nov 23, 2016

Earth2Metahuman:
if only we say this when something favors North.

When it favors South, especially the flat heads, it's on merit, but when it favors North, it's tribalism..

Watch how they will flood the thread singing they are better than everyone else and that's why they make merit list.

Politics › Re: Quiet Discontent In North Over N-power Programme by Urukpe(op): 8:10am On Nov 23, 2016

genali:
Some southerners are so funny, when NDIC CBN FIRS & DPR offers were given to the same illiterate northerners you were crying saying you are marginalized, now you are laughing just because of a simple Bait, they still have Batch 2 and 3 of that same N Power you will wonder when they have internet

I Think they use place of origin rather than state of origin which make more sense, if u go thru all the states list u will see northern name in them. I think the catch here is that most educated northerners don't leave the north to settled in the other area that much. for the record I saw northern names in bayelsa state list.

Politics › Re: Quiet Discontent In North Over N-power Programme by Urukpe(op): 3:14am On Nov 23, 2016

YourNemesis:
lol.... it was so funny today, I was going through some states in the north, and I was just seeing Yoruba and Igbo names everywhere like....
I was beginning to wonder how many Hausas had internet.

True

Politics › Quiet Discontent In North Over N-power Programme by Urukpe(op): 8:13pm On Nov 22, 2016

There are series of silent protests from people of Northern Nigeria over the recently released list of beneficiaries for the N-Power empowerment programme.

The issue is that most of the names released for graduate category of Northern Nigeria are Southern Names. The North is not happy about this.

The protest might hit the streets soon.

I think the problem we have here is the problem of understanding the difference between place of origin and place of residence. Perhaps, the federal govt used the one that did not favor the North for the N-Power programme which is the place of residence, and it seem to favor the Igbos and Yorubas more. How can a name like Ebuka be appearing on the list for Adamawa state?

VP Osinbajo is in trouble! - Copied

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Romance › Re: Groom Secret Lover Appear On Wedding Day In Same Dress As Horrified Bride by Urukpe(op): 8:21am On Nov 21, 2016

EHMIR:
Ghana wants to usurp kenya in crazy news

Hehehehe. I guess so

Romance › Re: Groom Secret Lover Appear On Wedding Day In Same Dress As Horrified Bride by Urukpe(op): 7:58am On Nov 21, 2016

Honos:
Chai, I really need bouncers or army on my wedding day. I cannot let one mumu girl come and spoil my show.

Please do oh, u never can tell

Romance › Re: Groom Secret Lover Appear On Wedding Day In Same Dress As Horrified Bride by Urukpe(op): 7:57am On Nov 21, 2016

Tunmmyzhe:
Just what happened on my wedding day thank God my friends were able to calm her and she left without say a "word"

Cos we never made any agreement in marry each other.

The experience was traumatic!!!

hahahahahahaha. Lucky you

Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Withhold Sex After A Big Fight by Urukpe: 7:18am On Nov 21, 2016

asuo27:
I feel for the girls you date...you can't stay a week without sex.

Smh.

Is it bad

Romance › Re: She Offered Me Her Mouth To Kiss... But I Kissed Her Forehead Instead by Urukpe: 7:13am On Nov 21, 2016

Stories from all those gals supporting you. Rule number 1 with women, Always take your chance when you have it, cuz it may never ever happen again. From Your story it shows u like the gal, u should have taken ur chance.

Romance › Re: Girls Is 5inches Enough For U by Urukpe: 7:01am On Nov 21, 2016

makydebbie:
why I go run

U will run definitely, u know wetin be 12 inches?

Romance › Groom Secret Lover Appear On Wedding Day In Same Dress As Horrified Bride by Urukpe(op): 6:52am On Nov 21, 2016

A groom's lover stunned wedding guests when she turned up at the ceremony - wearing the same dress as the bride.

The ceremony, which is thought to have taken place in Ghana, was interrupted when the woman burst in wearing a white veil , gloves and gown.

A video taken at the wedding shows guests whooping as the love cheat groom stands looking sheepish.

Meanwhile, his lover can be seen trying to stand close to the pair as a man attempts to usher her away.

Shouting and screaming can be heard and, at one stage, the woman grabs the mic and speaks to the audience in a local dialect, apparently explaining that the groom is a philanderer.

It is unclear whether the ceremony went ahead, however GhanaAudioVisiualNews claimed a fight later erupted in the hall.

The Ghanaian news service uploaded the video to YouTube and it has been viewed more than 80,000 times.

It isn't the first time a lover has tried to upstage the bride.

In another similar video revealed in May, a woman shouts during another ceremony, "so this is what you left my house for this morning?" - indicating she has a romantic relationship with the groom .

"And the other night?" she exclaims while clapping extremely loudly.

Gasps and murmurs can be heard as the groom turns to look into the crowd of guests.

A woman in red eventually stands up and appears to walk towards the unseen heckler as another woman can be heard saying: "She's got to go".

Shouting and screaming can be heard and one news outlet claimed the ceremony descended into a violent scrap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwP1HinFfIg

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/cheating-groom-caught-out-secret-9299218?ICID=FB_mirror_main

Travel › Re: Lady Who Died After Container Fell On Her In Lagos (Photos) by Urukpe: 9:45pm On Nov 20, 2016

Chiedu4Trump:
[size=14pt]MODS [/size]please did you see the comment this person made about the demise of another human being?

Is it nice?

That why I called the person an id**t

very disrespectful of the dead

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