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Tah!! Why are people so dumb to understand that this is an abandoned building...

Bukden16:
Was expecting to she DSS rushing to s/he rescue, but shigga take off...
Why nah Risiki?

Young man ...wat is "WAS EXPECTING TO SHE DSS rushing to s/she rescue"" ..Do u know d stress u put me through just to read and understand ur sentence??,, Next time dont try dat again..

fortran12:
"Immorality is everywhere " so lets all continue sinning abi

All d times dat pastors have been preaching and crying to u to stop sinning and fornicating have u stopped?? ok is it his own "stop" dat wil make u change,,, what difference will it make if he ask u to stop sinning?

FINALLY FG NO GET SENSE O....Assuming Bobrisky is arrested today ..which section of Prison/cell will they put him..?? is it Boys section ??...if they put him in boys section ..Da means Bobrisky will be fvcked in d yansh....if they put him in girls section dat means Bob will fvck all d female prisoners.....
Who else sees ma view..lol..

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sewed4u:
Premarital sex is bad, a God fearing man would not ask of sex before marriage.

. PREMARITAL MONEY IS BAD....A GOD FEARING WOMAN WOULD NOT ASK FOR MONEY B4 MARRIAGE ..

OP ....U wanna know d real answer to ur question ??,,,,, Just Listen to this in Davido's Voice .....IN DIS LIFE HAVE MONEY O OR U GO SUFFER...... once u have money....Come back and provide us with ur answer from ur experience .....

CHAI! chai ! Chai! ,,,MEN AND ANYTHING RELATED TO WOMEN/ SEX ENH they are 5and 6.. Imagine this thread that is only suppose to concern women,Men have filled up everywhere ..Chai....Sometimes I hate all these men ...wish i was d only man on earth...

Have red everything Jidenna wrote there from beginning to the end but cant understand even 1 thing..maybe i need an interpreter...what is he saying sef??,,

Ayoswit:
First to comment for the first time this year . Oya wey the mod wey dey share money to FTC posters, I need my own share . Well, back to the topic, it's pathetic

HAHAHAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAA

Florblu:
And they are all forming hard man.

So where are the guys whose heart has been shattered or you people just scream " women are scam/scum" in vain?

Hahahaahahah........men ARE LIKE Soldiers ....
when a soldier is being tormented and tortured ..instead of crying nd pleading rather he would tell his enemy Bleep u...

Kidney for sale o...any buyer?,,,

stupidity:
Edited: So I had to leave office and go to a nearby mechanic shop to light “some”. Then a very bright idea came to my head. Since Nigeria is falling apart, why don’t we all sponsor ourselves abroad? Nairaland has 2.2million registered members. Seun should create a new platform to collect a weekly contribution of 100 naira from every nairaland member. Every week around 2.2b naira will be raised. So we go use the money Dey sponsor atleast 220 people to various countries of their choice. Before Buhari leaves office we would have sent significant amount of Nairalanders to overseas. But as the brain behind this idea, I’ll be amongst the first batch to leave.


We all can now be overseas and start viewing nairaland from there with less worries on the happenings in Nigeria. If Buhari like he can even appoint cow as CBN governor, we won’t care. Or he can decide to pursue Nigerians to nearby countries and Rugalize the whole Nigeria we won’t care.

Please don’t insult me of you don’t agree with this idea o. I swear I go open yansh for third mainland bridge take swear for you. I’m only trying to profer solution to the situations ravaging this nation.

Make I drink water, wash my face then go back office.

If i Kick you,,come visit u for ur dream or even come hug u now u will say am wicked ba??,,,

Please what is that ur god daamn name again[b]Please what is that ur god daamn name again[/b]Please what is that ur god daamn name again

happney65:
This Nastya no get breasts o..abi she is 14years o nii?

Hahhaaaa....i tell u

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InvertedHammer:
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The taste of the pudding is in the eating. America is the best, easy and very accommodating.

Then why are all of you here who live in the same America not billionaires? Abi una America different?

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So U wan tell us dat .THERE ARE NO BILLIONAIRES in America??,, Nobody is talking about becoming a billionaire in America .......
Ok tell me ....in Nigeria, is it not only d billionaires that enjoys steady light(standby Gen) common thing like light o.... But dis is something dat the poorest people overseas enjoys...
D other time Bad boys almost beat me to collct phone ...all because i went out to charge ma phone at night...
Roads for for here na another thing....have u ever wondered why people always repair their cars 2,4,7,?,,, it is because of bad roads

OP .....ABEG HEAT DON KILL ME FOR UYO HERE O...WE DEY PAY OUR NEPA BILLS EVERY MONTH BUT NO SINGLE FLASH OF LIGHT.......
ARE U EXPERIENCING D SAME HEAT IN CANADA TOO??.....
IF UR ANSWER IS YES......I WILL TAKE UR ADVICE .....IF UR ANSWER IS NO.....WAIT FOR ME COS DEFINITELY I DEY SHOW CANADA OR USA ILLEGALLY AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME .....IT IS BETTER TO COME AND SUFFER THERE GUY......
Cos i see no reason ..i will be paying heavily for light and water yet nothing.....please tell me.which kind suffering worst pass dat.......
I AM IN PAIN......


ANYBODY WEY BY MISTAKE TALK SAY USA/UK, CANADA and Nigeria be the same .....NA god go punish am....


ALL Those saying ...Nigerians are roaming the streets of abroad.....HAVE U NOT BEEN SEEING MILLIONS OF AGBEROS ROAMING D STREETS OF NIGERIA IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY?,,,,.
What are u telling me...

Charmingrascal:
Some senseless people from a particular region in Nigeria will prefer to die painfully in another man's Country than to face deportation back to Nigeria.

They will prefer to jump from a 30 storey building just to avoid deportation what a senseless way of thinking.

How many people have Boko Haram and herdsmen killed so far in naija?? Am sure most nigerians abroad who are alive today wouldn't be living now if they were to be in naija....
So death is death...No difference ...
I prefer they stay there..

Bobonowell:
trash from you , he single handedly turned boys into men

Exactly.... from Cult boys to cult men ...i think?,,

Chelsea is leading the match with 1 nil

Chei....Isnt that CCTV??,,,As big as d CCtv is....Common sense didn't tell u dat stealing this kind OF tv is not common?,,,I wish to have dis kind girlfriend that if i tell her bend and she bends without disagreement...

Well...dont blame her....just dat boys are not enough for girls...dats why its good to obey ur bf nd hold him tight

lincsnuel:
OP do you have beards?

This exact thing happened to my guy in our neighborhood... When the guy confronted the girl, she confessed that the guy's beards looked like that of th goat they killed to celebrate last Christmas!

You never can predict these girls these days oo

Hahhahaaa
his own worst o

IamaNigerianGuy:
You are not my target audience. Even your lack of writing skills speaks volumes of the level you are in life.

see this ekpo ndok o.....you that can write,has it changed your condition??,,...stop vomiting nonsense oga...

I really want to know the signs that girls give to a guy to show that she is in love with him secretly...Cos there is this girl that normally stares at me in ma area ...so last week i summoned courage to ask her if she love me but she formed for me...so i couldn't believe ma eyes

Affordablerent:
Hahaha see this one, you think you will make it abroad without hardwork? You will have to work 2 to 3 jobs to manage yourself. Prepare your mind



Meanwhile, I have affordable houses in Lagos for rent

zhow me person wey no for work wen money dey involved .......U wan allow ur government Buhari precisely to brainwash YOu by saying Nigerian youths are lazy...and u shake ur head in agreement saying he is right.....
Buhari wey no go school ..tell me wetin hin sabi?,,.U don give us work we no work?,,,
Our politicians have raped us of our resources ,extort from us and we re just sitting down doing nothing ......Run u no gree run ..fight d government for ur right u no gree fight....tell me wat do u want to do?,,,
Oh so u dont know dat it is ur money and my money dat politicians have been using to flex deir families ??,,,,,,Ask a truthful politician to educate u after dat u will know dt all our politicians deserved to be killed...i mean all....
Later people will be talking abt creating work for Yourself since there is no work....
how many shops have folded up in ma area....imagine having 15 provision shops in one street...
Our country is useless....

Affordablerent:
Hahaha see this one, you think you will make it abroad without hardwork? You will have to work 2 to 3 jobs to manage yourself. Prepare your mind



Meanwhile, I have affordable houses in Lagos for rent

Oh....see dis one o...One person having 2to 3 jobs is what u consider as suffering ,, ...Ok now tell me...In ur country Nigeria ....have u even been able to secure just one job for urself??,,,,,,
If we have plenty jobs here in naija compared to abroad...I bet u nobody for dream of to leave naija guy...

DexterousOne:
Don't mind him

I lost faith in the country when I found out that even the elite class have no faith in the country
That is why they are all having their kids abroad
And buying property abroad
And sending their kids thdtr for school

And going there for health care and holiday

On realising this
I lost hope
And decided to jaapa as well

I tell u......Even me....
If i see way i don pass...

IamaNigerianGuy:
We you are the only race that cannot fix our continent because we have refused to take responsibility.
If Jim Ovia, Wole Soyinka, Ambode, Soludo, Elumelu etc had run away where would we be ?
Take responsibility and lead. Human beings developed Europe and America.
At an age when young men should be planning how to become a governors or CEOs, they are content to be refugees.

Useless...Nonsense comment....
If u see way No run commot from nigeria....dey dere dey wait.....
Have u ever wondered why Ur politicians send their children to live abroad ....or ar u more patriotic than them?,,,...if Naija get hope like dat why dem d politicians wey dey thief billions prefer to dey send deir children outside....
make i tell u in d next 1million years to come naija no go dey anywhere close to canada,US ,UK etc ..

How??,,, Him no die?,,,