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phiszo:
Hey bro. How did you get the font?

Check themes store,there re bunch of nice fonts there

This is the first time am updating a phone and it ll run smoothly, no bugs so far from my observation
Kudos to xiaomi

110k

NCANCHAIR:
How much are you ready to sell?

If you re in abuja,quote me
I ve 4 months used redmi note 12 6/128

NCANCHAIR:
Hello guys, please I need help on to get a used Redmi phone. Anyone in good shape and condition.

I have a Redmi Note 8 but they said the battery is unavailable but they have the screen. Can anyone assist me with information on how to get the battery?

Again and again Nigeria keeps getting worse under every president, when this country go better

Im sorry guys for abandoning the story i was busy and too lazy to write,but am available now
50 likes and we continue

Fiscus105:
I haven't read half of ur post when I stopped reading, having realised that indeed u need marital tutorial, I pray ur marriage won't scatter before 5 years of ur marriage, I noticed of high ego in you and a wife who will not accommodate in laws for whatever reason and above all anger issues.

AN HUMBLE WIFE WOULD HAVE PICKED UP HER WRAPPER AND WASHED IT HERSELF AND LET THE SLEEPING DOG LIES.

I biliv that 70% of marital issues that are coming up in ur marriage are caused by you, because of ur domineering tendency.

if ur story is true, I will tell ur husband that he has succeeded wifed" his boss.

Some people here have sawdust in their brains, is the writer's post hard to comprehend?, what if she's your sister or daughter, will you open your gutter mouth and be spewing trash like this

I just a redmi note 10 5g,but im yet to get the miui 13 update,i downloaded the update manually but it's not installing,any help?

The baba also told me never to shake my sponge after bathing,that i should either hang ,or sueeze it,he asked if i have any questions,i said no,so he said i can wait outside,i went out and he later sent for Sammie,after like 30mins sammie came out and we both bade baba goodbye and left
Inside the car i wanted to tell Sammie what baba told me but he said theres no need telling him,i said okay,the ride home was quiet cos deep down me i knew the part i was about to tow was very dangerous but sapa has dealt with me seriously,so i just have to face anything that come either good or bad,
When we got home Sammie gave me 500k to get some wears,get an industrial sewing machine and pay for space at the market where i can begin sewing,i thanked him and told him i ll pay him double whe everything starts goin well.
Later that day my brother called and i told him im working in a factory,he told me to come back that he got a job for me with julius berger construction company,but i declined and said im comfortable here,he said okay that i should try and see him before weekend.
I couldn't go out that day cos i was tired after spending close to 4hrs at baba place,the following day being Wednesday i went out,got a machine and other things i needed,i then called Sammie that which market should i go and rent a space so i can start work,he then called his tailor at garki market to help me look for a space, immediately the guy called him back that theres a space available for 10k monthly,he said we ll be coming now,he drobe me to the market,i laid for 3months upfront and i set my machine,i started work on Thursday,i bought some materials and started sewing for myself even though im not too good with male wears,on Friday nothing serious happened so i continued sewing my clothe,on Saturday being the 3rd day i started work,in the morning around past 11,a fair lady came to the shop and walked straight to me and asked if i make women dress,i said yes,then she brought out her phone showed me about 6 styles, then she said i should get good materials for the styles,she asked how much i said the material varies,that there re materials of 10k,12k and so on,she said its hollandaise she wants,i aked big or small hollandaise,she said big one,i said from 120k upward,she told me to calcute the the money with my workmanship,i told her its 800k,she said ok, but pls make my clothes well,she said i should follow her to the car,when we got to where she parked,it was a Mercedes benz glk350,she opened the boot,and told me to carry the poly bag, opening the bag,i was shocked cos i was almost filled wit bundles of mint 1000 notes,she told me to go, i said she should give me her phone no so i can call when im done,but she declined saying,she ll come back in a week time,i said okay and left.
Immediately i got back to the shop i called Sammie but he wasnt picking,so i called baba and explained what happened,he told me not to buy the materials cos she wont come back


Tying......

He then put some gin in is mouth and spat it at the oracle,he prayed that the oracle should guide and protect me,and give me wealth upon wealth after saying some incantations for almost 15 minutes, i was already getting tired because of my kneeling posture,finally he told me to come close,he then made 7 incision on my head with a new razor blade then he rubbed a black powder on it, he gave me another powder to pour inside my cream when i get home,he gave a calabash and warned me to keep it safe that nobody except me should see it, he also gave me a black soap,im to bath with the soap every morning,while bathing with it i should be saying all good things i want in life,and i should never touch any of these things after having sex until i ve cleanse myself, before i can touch any of them
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Im not a writer,there will be lots of errors,just putting this piece out to advise guys,pls be patient,juju works but its temporary.
2020 after I finished school,i began job hunting in kano for 7months without success,my elder brother then called and told me to come to abuja,i was happy cos i was already feeling as if am a burden to my mum cos dad was late.
When i got to abuja,my brother tried to get me a job but the pay was too small,so i was just turning down the jobs,i finally settled to work as a petrol aattendant after working for 2 months i stopped,i resume work by 7am and close by 9pm
After been jobless for some weeks i decided to call an old friend Sammie
sammie came to abuja before me,but from his post on WhatsApp u ll know hes a big boy.
I called him and narrated all what i was passing through to him,he promised to help, that i should see him the next day.
I went to meet sammie in kubwa,he lives in a 2bedroom apartment he even owns a lexus car,after greetings he didn't allow me sit for long,he said he ll take me to a baba place in zuba(at the outskirts of abuja) ,he asked if I'm ready,i asked him if we can go today,he said he has to call baba first, he brought out his iphone 11 and dialled baba no,baba said we can come,so we set out to zuba,when we got there, baba was with someone inside so we had to wait,after waiting for like 3hrs a small noy came to call us that we can go inside,already sammie has to told me that should incase baba ask me what i want,i should say i want instant money.
We went inside, sat on the ground facing the baba,a short chubby man,he should ne in his mid fifties,he has a white clothe at his front and some pearls ontop of the clothe,he asked me my name and i told him,he said some incantation in ebira language and threw pearls on the clothe,this baba just started saying things that only me know about me,i was shocked,he then said i came for money,i said yes,he asked if im working i said no,he said what did i learn,i answered that i can sew female clothing,he said he ll make a soap that ll attract customers to me and they ll pay well,i said baba i need good money if possible in millions,he smiled and said i ll get there, that we ve to start little so people wont put eyes on me.
He then said he ll do a higher one for me, not the small one he intended doing earlier,that we ll get a live vulture, live python,live chameleon and some other things that he ll use in preparing some things for me,after calculating the things we re to buy,the total money was 290k,sammie agreed to loan me the money,we went out, withdrew from the pos and gave it to baba,
Babab said we should come back the third day,when we got back home i didn't bother going to my brother place,i was with sammie till the day baba told us to come back,we both went back, luckily today baba was free,we went inside and he ushered me into his inner room, entering the room i was scared,because thats where his shrine is,red,black and white cloth on the wall and a very big oracle at the front with boiled eggs on the oracle,i guess the oracle likes eggs.
He told me to kneel, i knelt and he brought out kolanuts and dropped it in a calabash that had water in it,he touched my forehead with it made incantations and touched the oracle with it,

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To all obedients pls the aim is to educate people's,lets make them see reasons to support and vote peter obi, everyone is entitled to who they want to support,theres no point attacking or insulting anyone not supporting peter obi

#peterobi2023

Any sane person needs to take a break from nairaland,the tribal and religious hatred here is very alarming, something urgent has to done,but unfortunately the owner of the forum is blind cos how can you come online everyday seeing people abusing themselves and no serious action is taken,even the mods re not doing anything to salvage the situation
Any demented fellow can just come here and spew any trash,abuse and accuse anybody and nothing will be done,
Seun needs to act fast

Efcc is currently holding a space on Twitter,i requested to be a speaker,the next thing they kicked me out.
Why not just decline my request
This country ehn

With the way things are going,i ve never felt the urge to leave this country like this before,please im seeking advice from everyone here,which country can i travel to with 2million naira.
Im a graduate of computer science,and i also know how to sew female wears very well

The way some people reason ehn,u ll be wondering
Which skul u even go

Elliot2:
Only Yoruba Christians and non Yoruba voted voted in 2011 for gej. Yoruba Muslims didn't.

Oga u need to improve on ur writing
Why not proofread b4 posting

This same op attitude was wat led to the closure of the other thread
Hungry people everywhere

Better kill yourself than becoming a homo later in d future

The igede friends i ve are womanisers and they take too much of ogogoro

Snake everywhere,my phobia for snakes has skyrocketed,may God save us

Good day nairalanders,i ll be needing your advices on how to recover my money
Some weeks back,i credited my quickteller wallet with 13500,i was debited,but i couldn't find the funds in my wallet,i reached out to them via mail,the response was we ll get back to you,we re working on it, contact your bank,and so on.its almost 2 months now and my 13500 is yet to be refunded.

Pile dealt with me seriously last 2 months,i spent almos 20k,i ll advice you to use alternative medicine,cos it worked for me,just visit all those yoruba women selling agbo

Oppo A54

Am not surprised thats how an average Nigerian politician will think,buyin bicycle for vigilante,at this age and time
SO SHAMEFUL

Young man,in as much as i couldn't understand wat u wrote,it ll be very foolish for a struggling young man like you to fall in luv even to the extent of taking it serious and bringing it on a forum.
DO U EVEN KNW WAT LUV MEANS?,at 18 u shuld be envisioning the kind of man u want to become,not dis shit u re talking abt

RIP
watch how some mofos will be pointin accusing fingers at davido