₦airaland Forum

We should not fight now.
We should sit down and wait to till 2027?
That's how we wait and wait and wait and finally do nothing..
We did nothing before. We will still do nothing in 2027.

freakyavia:
The country of the free and brave are now the Neo tyrant of the new world

So all the guns that the citizens carry, all the military jet, apache helicopters, nuclear submarines, aircraft carriers, nuclear missiles, drones that are in that country since all these years, you thought is for playing abi?
Shout and vex till tomorrow. Your vex cannot do anything to even the shortest old mama in the US.

https://www.quora.com/What-is-your-biggest-cultural-shock-from-visiting-America/answer/Rereloluwa-Fatunmbi?ch=10&oid=119734204&share=77af75fc&srid=COeV&target_type=answer

Google maps should come and update Lagos coastal road O.
Na still old picture dem dey use like say road never dey that place.

SouthSouth1914:
This man will set the US 200 years backwards!

But you, you're still behind that 200 years back.

Nahunger:
Na wa oo,
Key highlights..
* Fresh Graduates
* Cheap production

After reading the long stuff I noticed I'm FTC..

You forgot to add 24/7 NEPA the most important part.

tnerro1:
Even me, I go help her adjust the breasts well well, even collect her number so in case she reach house and the breast still comot from position, I go show sharp sharp 😋

Then the girl is in a pitiiable situation.
She will never have any good relationship.

SAMBARRY:
Insecure boyfriend.if another man come hug am nko

is it not better that he dumped her and went his way in peace?
The man knows himself and doesn't want any problems.

justtoodark:
nigerians are very stubborn....what do you await....??

total ban would be difficult too....you have to enforce it everywhere in lagos and that would need much more lastma people....

Nigerians have no jobs
Those that have jobs, the money is small.
Even N70,000 minimum wage, the country cannot pay it.
Minimum wage is even supposed to be like N300,000.
So we're all suffering.
Okada business is the LAST thing they can do before they change over and start stealing.

Is it by force to have sex with the girl when you're dating her?

I don't understand.
America that is doing real science and tech, rocket, spaceship, robot, military jet, nuclear missile....
... cannot quench fire?
If it's Nigeria now, I will just say it's standard incompetence.
But No. This is US.
Na Wetin again?

And same should be done in Nigeria.
No more imported anything.
Enough boys are here to make things happen.

damiloladuke:
these aint ferocious dogs though

They ate her because they were hungry after she died and left them... and they love her.
Cat does it too.
It's a pity that fine woman like this does not have husband. Nothing. No relative.
Nobody to check up on her. Only dog.
Oyibo and dog
I spit.

ValCon888:
If you're being honest with yourself you'll admit that Lagos has a bad smell. The smell is foul and heavy because almost everywhere there is open drainage with sewage.

When you combine the stench with the humidity the air is almost unbreathable.

Most lagosians don't know because they've been living with the stink all their lives. It's like having bad breath, people who have halitosis don't know because they live with it.

If you think Lasgidi has no smell, go and live in abuja for 3 years and come back. The smell is immediately noticeable as soon as you leave the airport.

A few years ago I was in ikeja around the shoprite area. Ikeja of all places. And I was seeing huge gigantic rats competing with motorists on the road.

We'll, Lagos is industrialised. The result of which the population is very high. Online estimates it as 16million persons for the small land area. And they are definitely producing waste of all sort. Definitely the waste management company is not able to cope with handling the waste and is not even doing oyibo style of recycling and other advanced features.

Now the question is whenever your own state has the same population density as Lagos, how will you handle your waste better?
Nigerians are still Nigerians. The mess they have made in Lagos is the same mess they are going to make in any other state that becomes industrialised and populated like Lagos.

othermen:
Sometimes ......le can be funny. What does it mean to batter someone? Is it different from corporal punishment?..........r. If it were a man, the mob will kill him. They have spare tyres and for the purpose, fuel is not to expensive.

Batter is the type that smoke will be flying everywhere as you're beating the person.
Corporal punishment is the one you can dress formally in suit and tie to punish the person.

Ibehchizzy:
Seriously why are Igbo women like this

They are vain and materialistic.
They boast and hope for wealth.
So the moment there is no wealth, and they are met with poverty and hardship they become extremely angry about their situation and bash little children out of frustration.

Oceanfl0w:
We are in a democracy, people should be allowed to do their thing as long as they don't hurt or force others.

That's the joy of democracy.

This is NOT democracy.
Democracy has ONE set of laws that everyone obeys.
Sharia is a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT set of laws not accountable to existing democratic laws.
It's more of secession.

diamond68:
Trump werey

Werey?
The whole American system is Werey.
He is the correct werey to handle his werey people and werey laws.

Nonexisting1:
Considering what Nigerian wives are, a man can manage to survive them if he has good inlaws. But having a bad in law and having a Nigerian wife at the same time can give a man heard attack. The man took a wise decision.

Well the main thing necessary for marriage is job/money/work.
In olden days before oyibo collonisation, Men just farm or haunt, and they're good to go.
They financially settled with just that.
Wife easily follows. Marriage very easy. People had simple expectations.
Now after collonisation of oyibo, everybody wants to wear tie, speak English and work in the city.
People have abandoned the simple village life.
Now, no jobs in the city. So No money. So now marriage is difficult, and wife and in-laws are scammy!
It is good for people to marry but it is bad for them to suffer to marry.

AbuTwins:


What does maga mean in Nigeria Vs MAGA in USA?

MAGA - US - Make America Great Again.
maga - Nigeria - Complete idiot.

techgen:
When will Africa use their God given talent rightly…it’s just crazy, how a few is painting the country image wrongly.

That’s how the last time I visited SA, some junkies were just asking if I had Marijuana. I felt embarrassed…but nor be their fault 🤦🏽‍♂️

When I worked a bit in the UK, onr white colleague used to jokingly ask me how my scamming business is going.

ruffhandu:
And the mental health allowed him to graduate from University?

It's like you've never discussed with a mad person before. You think they are stupid or daft?
They are more intelligent than you. But the problem is the health of their mind is bad. They can think some wrong thoughts at times.

Brimstone77:
Hi guys,I have been dating fucking this girl for about 5months now.

And now, you're surprised that she is pregnant.
Marry the girl please and let us hear word.

Next story please.

This is the only woman I know that can beat man.
So how did Edo woman do her own?

symbianDON:
Such a shame of a policeman! See how extremely unprofessional he is. Such a crude policeman shouldn't be allowed to bear arms. Lunatic.

I feel bad for the police.
Our politicians make stupid laws and enrich themselves.
They use the underpaid police to enforce the laws on us.
When we try to protest, they use the police to beat us.
Yet the police are suffering low pay, under hot sun.
To leave the work is problem.
To find another work is problem.

chatinent:
As per?

Are soldiers mechanics?

With your soldier, if dem wan cheat you dem do still cheat you.

At least they will know that you can return with the soldiers to beat them.

trium:
This is the picture you are looking for

The first pic is from the 60s/70s. They used coins to operate the phones.

The second pic is for the phonebooths released in the mid 90s.
Our kobo was useless by then, so we used a smartcard thing.
You buy credit from NITEL office then insert the card into the phone and talk fast.

The 3rd Pic. I was not aware of that. Maybe early 2000s.
I left Nigeria then, and when I returned there was nothing like public phone again.

89green:
So you want all these nonsense in Ondo right, what exactly would the people/children gain from all these immorality

You make a party venue, and charge money for entry.
This is how hotels and night clubs work.
Or you can do a museum with your cultural artifacts, and charge for entry.

Biznesworld:
It takes great determination to do these!

Well, why is she doing it in front of camera?

Mafash25:
Who will defend the land if not soldiers

OK.
Then when the soldiers are minding their business, leave them alone.

nwirinedu:
And the orchestrators of these wars are somewhere sipping coffee. An avoidable war that has destroyed the region, especially countries that relied on Russia and Ukraine for cheap natural resources.

This thing is making me so angry.
Instead of the soldiers to go and kill Putin and Zelenski, that started the useless war, they are both killing each other.
If you face Judgement before God and Devil carry you go hell fire, Wetin you gain?

VillageOracle00:
Chaiii they have poisoned both citizens mind

Soldier work is a useless work.
The leader caused the quarell with another leader.
Instead of the 2 leaders to go and fight themselves, they will now drag you, soldier, to go and fight for them. You will die and and go and face judgement before God.
Meanwhile the 2 leaders will still be here, eating meatpie and shawarma.
Nonsense.

Back in 1981, I used to think this car Citreon was a slick sports car as all other cars on the road were BOX shaped
I couldn't imagine anything slicker or faster.
Today, all cars are sports cars and 10 times faster.