₦airaland Forum

bbbabes1:
Foreign based Nigerian TV anchor and Producer, Nneka is set to wed this coming year August. Her one and only bride is her lesbian partner, who goes by the name Brianna

The partners announced their engagement on social media some months back and this went viral here in Nigeria and the rest of the world.

They both seem to be so much in love with each other as they are always spotted in different locations across Europe, holidaying and having good fun.

The date is August 8th 2018, so you are advised to save the date.

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2017/07/nigerian-tv-producer-nneka-set-to-marry.html?m=1

40kobo77:
This got me lol.

You mean i am the devil?

Lanre4uonly:
It is well with the innocent child.

GasAndOilTheory:
Jesus is looking at you
thief broke into a house. as he was stealing trying to look for some loot in the closet, he heard a voice saying 'Jesus is looking at you'

the thief turned around and saw nobody. so he continued

then the voice came again" Jesus is looking at you"

the thief turned around and looked around and saw a parrot. phew! it was just a parrot he thought

the thief asked the parrot : what's your name?

Parrot: Clarence

Thief: what a stupid name. who would name a parrot clarence?

Parrot: the same idiot who named the rottweiler Jesus

40kobo77:
Thief.

Sadly a thief will only give birth to a thief.

brightersms:
YOU NEED THIS TYPE OF SLAP


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx7C5FuT-rg?list=PLnyPm5N2V8klOXInyU0BHjIPlAoP078fQ

veekid:
Buhari sef

Young03:
Langa match with trousers


well na local.people self


BEnin electricity distribution company

abeg give us light

my ba3 is now 1%

CrescentMoon:
The first time I became aware of me falling sick was in 2007. I was 26 at the time. Since then it has been a myriad of medical troubles.

It has been cycles of malaria, bacterial infections, disc problems and headache. Every night, I take drugs before I could be able to sleep. I always have antimalarials, antibiotics, nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs and muscle relaxants handy. If malaria symptoms occur, I would take antimalarials and there would be improvement within minutes. And would then complete the dosage in 3 days. By fourth day, symptoms of bacteria infection would occur; I would take ciprofloxacin and get relieved within minutes. Once I complete the dosage, headache would strike, and once aspirin is taken, I get well. But I would keep repeating aspirin every night until gastric ulceration sets in. I would then buy omeprasole and cimetidine to treat ulcer. While ulcer treatment is ongoing, malaria would strike again, and I would take antimalarials. If antimalarials don't work, I would know that the symptoms are bacterial and take antibiotic. If there is no relief, I would combine antimalarials and antibiotic and there would be a relief. It has been like this since 2007. I don't go to hospital again because I have grown to know these symptoms and what doctors would prescribe.

For the past 2 weeks, I have been battling 'herniated disc' problem in my lower back. It started the day I bent down suddenly and I heard a snapping sound at my back bone. I started using norflex, calcium supplement and diclofenac. I feel mild relief because I can't stop my daily hustle to rest while the disc heals. If I dont work in a day, I won't eat or pay bills.

Note that I undergo HIV test almost weekly.

How do the poor tackle medical problems in this hellhole of a country?

Lalasticlala, please help me move this to fp.

obinna58:
Am not say everyone using the brain effectively must escape, knowing what to do and when to do it matters a lot, if u unlucky then u embrace ur death, but I doutb if someone with a higher level of thinking would reach to an extent where both hands and legs are chained
Life is a game take it or leave it, no one will leave his to help

kevoh:
An escape opportunity can present itself in many ways, that's​ why you need to be attentive and keep using that brain to think of creative ways till it's hopeless to use that brain. Some people can break one of their legs or cut out their hands just to escape, some can use the power of persuasion a.k.a sweet mouth, some will even go as far as doing utterly disgusting stuff that will make their kidnapper lose guard... it's a game of wits between the kidnapped and the kidnappers!

kevoh:
Make use of your brain till the last minute when it's hopeless to use the brain. Is that really hard for you to understand? What other situations can a human no longer use his brain if not death...

obinna58:
Using the brain to set urself free at any slit opportunity don't u get it?

kevoh:
If you don't understand basic things like what a paragraph is, then we might have issues understanding each other. Below is my second paragraph



No where did I say the atheist should pray or resort to prayer.

kevoh:
Go back and read my comment again. The answer you are searching for is there, in the second paragraph!

kevoh:
Which one is survival kit again? If kidnapped, find the weak spot or the point your kidnappers lose guard and strike real hard. It's one shot so ensure you don't miss it. Watch the recap of the guy who escaped from Evan's custody on channels TV, the first set of chibok girls who escaped the first night Boko boys kidnapped them e.t.c they all have one thing in common, they struck hard at the opportunity to escape the moment it presented itself.

If the opportunity does not come, remain attentive till the last minute when it becomes hopeless.

I dunno the kind of mumu survival kit, you guys are talking about . My best guess is talking to myself a.k.a prayer, like that stuff ever works!

obinna58:
Use the brain to set yourself free(more safer than hoping in unexisting being who put same misfortune to save u) ur brain z not for fancy, else u die

rasojie:
see ignorant comments...
the same Oyibo wen brainwash Una to believe say marijuana is bad, is beginning to realize its mistake
and you guys are still stuck in the mud
#ifyoudontknowyouwontknow

Paulpaulpaul:
Bad market for deveropers, this will affect market na

flamingREED:
Truly, man being in honour and understands (not God) is like the beasts which perish.

There's no wisdom in the colour of a man's skin.

Wisdom Is From God.

dechar:
na so una crase go line up

NwaAmaikpe:


Nice one,
All of them share one thing in common,

They married a married man.


My FTC is dedicated to Tonto Dike's endless tears at night when she's all alone with her demons and the social media masks are off.

sylvez:
Buhari needs to see this

how to be in UK and Nigeria at the same time

Gofwane:
This op is definitely crazy. Just standby, I'm calling for air strike on your location.

Nma27:
EkoErrands thank you so much for making me laugh. Your sense of humour is quite refreshing. Handle your pet with care OK...

CoolSmithz:
so you stood and took pictures