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Christianity Etc › Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by uyisteven(m): 10:23pm On Sep 05, 2015

MrsPhyno:
*claps*

I see y dat dude wants to drown in ur river...onli ur pic says it all...2bad 4 him...d competition is high ryt now.

Travel › Re: 5 Most Underrated Cities In Nigeria by uyisteven(m): 3:38am On Aug 30, 2015

Op sokoto abi huh

?...until dey use u do sharia law or bomb u..Make u turn kilishi 1st...Na ur spirit go com do site seeing nd njoy all d great views u talk.

Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade Shows Off Her Natural Hair by uyisteven(m): 2:29am On Aug 21, 2015

pretydiva:
Can't see any pix oo

do trow away dat fone...u've used it 4 2 long

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Family › Re: OMG! Small Children Rocking Themselves In Intimate Dance At A Party :o by uyisteven(m): 10:47am On Aug 17, 2015

Cutehector:
I am not surprised

dey bttr locate dat gal in yellow o....because wen she reach 15yrs, dis pic wud b d least of ha worries...

Family › Re: You Met Your Wife Sister Like This, What Will You Do? by uyisteven(m): 1:13am On Aug 01, 2015

BANGERLEE1:
Tell her to go put something decent on.....

After u hv nacked d previous indecent clothing's off abi huh

Food › Re: Two Dead, One Blind After Eating ‘Forbidden’ Fish In Ebonyi by uyisteven(m): 8:09pm On Jul 30, 2015

Empress2014:
what if they kill the fish in that community and take it to another town to eat it,will they still die? Abegi....make them hold people for that community well..i smell poison

ur comment is just so funni....nice

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Literature › Thoughts From A Broken Heart!!! by uyisteven(op): 9:01pm On Jul 24, 2015*

http://www.mb103.com/lnk.asp?o=8347&c=918271&a=169529

Success has never been an easy ride. It has it's ups and downs.and I must stress on the down part.

Every sane being in life wants to be successful.just one quick nap takes you to wonderland.

A land where you get to live your best.Have that mansion, buy the best things life could only dream to afford.

Scanning through the flat plastics called the television, one could simply go nuts from all the reality shows airing..

For those really depressed, i would run through three.

1.KUWTK: Now for those who still prefers the stone age or basically avoids the monster called television because of its rapid increase in stealing your life span by offering your soul watering programmes, this is a reality show with a bunch of girls (sisters -The Kardasians) and one beautiful mother[Kris Jenner.Am sorry. I happen to like her] that shows wealth in a new dimension. And I truly don't mean in a good way..Next on the list is the famous

2.Rich Kids Of Beverly Hills: Don't ask me but I truly hate this show so I never get to view it.Basically.some kids who really don't have a clue how to spend money .So I guess three lines are enough to state my claim.

Thirdly,
3.New Money:This just made me plug out the cable to the TV and place it back into its box. Clearly a misuse of wealth.Practically watched an episode where a girl just ordered a bunch of furniture she would never use just because she was in the moment of spending rather large or buying a dog a diamond necklace worth millions of dollars.

Dont get me wrong animal lovers but definitely not for a dog that could stray away at the slightest chance of its escape from your pressuring hands.

This little extravagant life style could be used to help people, children for crying out loud who are in dire needs.

Is obvious you can't care for all the homeless kids, dropouts or even the elderly who are suppose to take a seat back and enjoy the remaining bright days ahead instead are toiling the streets still working just so they could help out one or two kids who hasn't found the base to place his or her feets firmly on the back of mother earth.

But who am I to spill such words??..you worked for it not withstanding how you made it.

Maybe am just part of the broke fellows peeping through my cracked window envying you.

Maybe not.

http://stevenzworld..com

Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Gives Birth To A Boy (Photo) by uyisteven(m): 10:21pm On Jul 22, 2015

phransix147:
Are u trying to say Tee Billz aint the father? I no dey oh!

I just observed sometin...na u put d tot into words...

Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Gives Birth To A Boy (Photo) by uyisteven(m): 4:06pm On Jul 22, 2015

phransix147:
Yiiipeeee! Congrats Tiwalope, can't wait to have u back on stage we missed u loads...

FTC e be like say INTROVERT no get MB again...

O boi...dat baby white o...far diffrnt 4rm bn fair..

TIWA. ..I hail...

Agriculture › Re: Giant Fish Caught In Lake At IITA Ibadan. by uyisteven(m): 2:16am On Jul 15, 2015

adeh39:
Abi ooo

Hope sey no be one of my pikin he catch so.....make I run go check first

so u join abi huh

..no quams...wasn't plannin of 4lowin d dude bt because of u, am carryin ma hook..We goin 2 dat lake 2geda

Agriculture › Re: Giant Fish Caught In Lake At IITA Ibadan. by uyisteven(m): 8:34pm On Jul 14, 2015

Jagoon:
Can't believe this was caught in a lake, it looks too big for a lake.

na mami water u don catch so...dey think say na fish der. .lol..

Politics › Re: Security Alert- If You See A Car Like This. by uyisteven(m): 10:38pm On Jul 08, 2015

lyntiffany:
so if am carrying my cylinder at the back sit of my car heading to purchase gas am an accomplice?
People should be certain of the info they are to deliver before what happened in aluu will start happening in all parts of Nigeria, the worst that can happen to any man is angry rabbles descending on you for an offence you din't commit and in this case such can trigger mobs on the street cause of fear of the unknown.

@ op thanks for the info though.

Abeg put empty gerican 4 back seat nd a cylinder 1st..dey go lynch u lyk u wer part of slave trade..No wryt sign in front of ur car say u just wan buy gas...

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Jokes Etc › Re: When a guy has Too Much Swag (photo) by uyisteven(m): 11:47am On Jul 07, 2015

chinoasa:
. Why d'hate word.. aint u a "xtian" pray for d'gay rather den use d' curse word..

A lil pissed of wat he said...A dude shudn't be tellin anoda 1 2 shake his ass..It turns him on...lyk wtf*...dats demonic..beating wud definitely solve dat issue...

Jokes Etc › Re: When a guy has Too Much Swag (photo) by uyisteven(m): 11:38pm On Jul 06, 2015

Boxer007:
Boo boo,my apologies. I know you are shy & I believe you ain't gay but could you be kind enough to twerk for me while I play Nikki Minaj anaconda? Once you twerk,I will then give you a hug. Boo boo,may we put this into action?

just because dey haven't nabbed derenle nd all ur ass lapping frnds doesn't mean u wud go scot free...We wud go xenophobic on ur ass...dis tym it won't b abt jobs*

Celebrities › Re: The Top Booty Queens Of Nollywood (Photos) by uyisteven(m): 12:20am On Jul 06, 2015

pretydiva:
Who their butts don help

D vaslines nd wankers association....

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Celebrities › Re: The Top Booty Queens Of Nollywood (Photos) by uyisteven(m): 12:17am On Jul 06, 2015

osaslord500:
is this nyash?

Cud dis be nyash huh

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Crime › Re: Ikorodu Bank Robbers Captured. by uyisteven(m): 11:57pm On Jul 05, 2015

nanizle:
Do they mean Four members out of 15 - 16?

Or it was a four man gang?

Eye witnesses reported seeing a lot more than four robbers.

Kudos to the Nigerian Police tho!

The Police is your friend!!

let eye witnesses com nd verify dis police claims because dis police fit just carry 4 random pple com place on display...
wer d young babe wit d snake and d guy wit d mortar...

***Any word used by d writer doz not attribute real life pple including d word "Police"....purely imaginative***
need ma beans 2 Don..no chance 4 stories day touch...

Family › Re: Photo: What Would You Do If You Came Home And Saw Your Child Like This!! by uyisteven(m): 4:07pm On Jul 05, 2015

floragregs:
Cut the person's pinky fingers, then hand him upside down from the fan hook on the ceiling. And watch him or her bleed to death from those fingers slowwwwwwwwwwly! While I eat popcorn with my lil girl.

u sound evil...scared of u alredi..

Politics › Re: Hilarious! See The Cake That Was Ordered N The One That Arrived. by uyisteven(m): 3:56pm On Jul 05, 2015

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Am telling u Shez d most talk-abt babe on NL If she be car, she go dhe cause hold-up even for 20 lanes express

INTROVERT is d most talked about babe on NL...

Nairaland General › Re: I Need Something by uyisteven(m): 1:01pm On Jul 04, 2015

sandrannna:
What is it dat i need? Pm me, i ll tell u.

u craving meat[heavy 1 @ dat]...no doubt abt it...

Romance › Re: #sandrannnacontest: Check Out What It Entails. by uyisteven(m): 12:50pm On Jul 04, 2015

If onli u vow i get 2 bleep u afta posting a pic snc no competition here...

Business › Re: Dead Man Withdraws N4.3M From Union Bank In Kaduna: Mysterious by uyisteven(m): 12:18pm On Jul 04, 2015

dabwan123:
How come before a post appear on my screen, there are already over 20 comments?

Spiritual!!!!...
d power of using swift network...

Nairaland General › Re: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by uyisteven(m): 4:21am On Jul 04, 2015

naijainstinct:
mine started since my secondary school days........cant remember the last time I slept before 1am. most times, I'm awake till 4am.

witchy witchy....

Romance › Re: Checkout This Conversation Between A Lady's Ex-Boyfriend & Her New Man (Snapshot by uyisteven(m): 12:58am On Jul 03, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Lol im telling u ...

I wish i could see his face when he saw the last message ... Chai

looool....I swear...d dude go wryt
come again..d last msg u sent was blurry...I believe dat shud b negative u intended 2 type...
pls don't go bk 2 bed...Answer me pls. ..

Foreign Affairs › Re: Picture:meet America’s First Openly Gay Imam by uyisteven(m): 9:56pm On Jul 02, 2015

Dollyak:
I feel sorry for him. They will probably murder him just like they did to that bangladeshi guy in birmingham.

dis Islamic pple dat kill 4 a whole lot less...is probably dis man won't survive d nxt 12months....bttr place ursef on house arrest because if dey catch u, trust me..i don't tink Allah is in a habit of giving 99 male virgins....

Sports › Re: Messi Saved My Life, Says Argentine Kidnapped In Nigeria by uyisteven(m): 11:59pm On Jun 29, 2015

loool....my guy no stay again...u 4 stay...plant more soya bean

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Tweets About Why He Didn't Honour BET's Invitation by uyisteven(m): 11:36pm On Jun 29, 2015

glimpse33:
[b]because you did not win the award abi if he had won, he would have tweeted sh!t like 'Another Starboy achievement, yagaaa' mtchewwww this kid needs to develop an aldult brain tho..

shut d f**K up and read well before u type...Pple lyk u dey wud use 4 modern slavery and u feel der is notin wrong...read his tweet again b4 u spill nonsense 4rm ur mouth...
reasons y fones shudn't b made cheap...Every dick n harry can afford it...just because u kno d alphabets u feel u can press keypad...
He won d award d 1st tym nd he didn't go because of dis same Ish....[/quote]

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