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RomanceRe: Nairaland Guys Are Boring! by uyisteven(m): 10:46pm On Dec 26, 2015
MzPecs:
It's alright smiley
see...2 words..*it's alright*...bt u did try in d 1st 1...dat was 1 long sentence/ rhetorical qstn...dat aside, u myt want 2 flog doz boiz u kip chattin wit...
RomanceRe: Nairaland Guys Are Boring! by uyisteven(m): 10:43pm On Dec 26, 2015
MzPecs:
It's alright smiley
see...2 words..*its alright*...bt u did try in d 1st 1...dat was 1 long sentence/ rhetorical qstn...dat aside, u myt want 2 flog doz boiz u kip chattin wit...
TV/MoviesRe: Which 2015 Series Really Caught Your Attention? by uyisteven(m): 10:35pm On Dec 26, 2015
Camellia:
merci... smiley...dat is definitely going on my must watch list
P.S...pls don't try 2 understand d movie 4rm d 1st episode...
I guarante it wud be futile....

it's 4 deep minds...lyk ur's...
RomanceRe: Nairaland Guys Are Boring! by uyisteven(m): 10:31pm On Dec 26, 2015
MzPecs:
*looks back to check who he's referring to*

undecided
Ma apologies...not u...wantd 2 spk of d female world in general..
d females act lyk dey doin d men a whole world of favour by just bn free wen chattin...
quite annoyin most tymz..
TV/MoviesRe: Which 2015 Series Really Caught Your Attention? by uyisteven(m): 10:24pm On Dec 26, 2015
Camellia:
which from yr list would u recommend I watch?
SENSE8...
I figure u 1 sophicated lady so Sense8 wud do d trick...
RomanceRe: Nairaland Guys Are Boring! by uyisteven(m): 7:53pm On Dec 26, 2015
MzPecs:
Lemmie just sit back, relax and read comments.. cool
wen u wud b rplyin convos wit not more dan 3 words..
such as k, kk, yea, no etc...y won't d conversation be boring...
TV/MoviesRe: Which 2015 Series Really Caught Your Attention? by uyisteven(m): 7:43pm On Dec 26, 2015
Heroes Reborn, Sense8, wayward pines, limitless was aiit
Jokes EtcRe: When You Mistakenly Shake The Extension Box In A Viewing Center by uyisteven(m): 8:04pm On Dec 25, 2015
VampireeM:
LOL.. Are you for real?? Haha.. I think I will visit a viewing center one of these days and shake the extension to know the spectators reaction grin
pls do...Obviously u hv heard of gang rape...
RomanceRe: Help! I Am In Love With My Best Friend's Ex. by uyisteven(m): 11:00pm On Dec 24, 2015
Xone3:
Please O! Is there anything wrong to date a friend's ex. The thing is they were in a relationship for a while, the guy was serious about settling down but things didn't really work out cos my friend wanted to take things slow and d guy was bent on getting married soon. So, they eventually broke up and the guy asked me out.
Mind you, I am single, ready and willing to settle. Abeg no b God butter my bread. Now my friend said over her dead body. Help me o, am not getting any younger. The thing is they aren't ever getting back and he seriously wants to settle down. He is a nice person and even after saying No he keeps on coming back. He is pestering me a lot and I kinda like him.
d guy belongs 2 everybody and belongs 2 nobody...
FamilyRe: He Is A Better Lover Than My Husband by uyisteven(m): 10:54pm On Dec 24, 2015
strenghtofawoman:
The rate at which people cheat these days ehh, please what does this man have that your hubby doesn't have..dick?
Nope....Not D*ck...LENGTH, INCHES, YARDS...Pick d 1 dat suits ur qstn....
LiteratureFALLING!!! by uyisteven(op):
Hey guys...Hope you enjoy this...Constructive opinions and ideas are allowed...Have Fun...
Mind you, I am writing this on the go. And not some already written down story. Though mistakes aren't meant to happen in Literature, one or two might just creep In. That been said, Dig in!


CHAPTER ONE:

Falling in love has always been sarah's dream.The thought of having the perfect man she could cuddle with every night just sends shills down her spine.
For a girl who grew up a mile away from civilization, is not a surprise she has found life difficult in making new friends.Back at her hometown where laws where meant to be broken and teenage girls being raped was branded a norm, Sarah barely escaped the brutality and was forced to flee to the city at the age of nineteen.
Alice her only friend which some might say her best friend because they were always found together was brutally raped by her uncle who then slit her throat in order to keep the truth of his shameful act from coming into limelight.A terrible ordeal which Sarah has not fully recovered from.
Having nightmares and seizures at late hours of the night, she decided to get as far away from everyone she once knew.
Fast forward a few years into the future, Sarah has grown into womanhood. At the age of twenty four she started her very own company which deals in international travelling arrangements and customs.
For the first three years of her great escape from home, she had found life to be unbearable and unforgiving. Having to sleep at the train station and working as a clerk for Mr Steven's, she barely could make rent for a decent apartment not to mention paying her tuition fees for bussiness school.
Now she has gotten her life together and has made an empire out of nothing.
It has been two long years she had ever truly loved a man.Mark from bussiness school had looked like the one.A young black man from Nigeria. Trim beards,deep voice and a body deeped in chocolate, Mark was every woman's dream.
It was at a particular school function she first ever took real notice of him.Dressed in all white and looking as classy as ever with a winning smile that could charm any damsel off her feet, he made a pass at her.
May I buy you a drink miss Sarah?
Shocked at the mere fact he even knew her name made her drop the half empty martini cup she was holding.I didn't mean to scare you he replied but I just had a little hunch you might drop that so I took it upon myself to refill the lady's drink.
As she looked totally in awe and completely lost for words, she could only mumble out one line of words.
How do you know my name she asked, waiting for him to make up a quick lie.He spoke almost immediately.
Am Mark.We both attend bussiness classes together and from what I have observed you are one smart lady.
Now tell me miss Sarah, who in his right mind won't want to get to know this beautiful lady and possibly get her something to drink afterall, we are here to have fun and shove the thoughts of books and thesis down that little hole in our mind where all things unpleasurable do resides.
And that was it. A little giggle and a little more to drink than expected, Mark had charmed the socks off her feets.
How come I have never noticed you in any of the classes you supposedly claim we both attend?
With a cheap smile that looked more of sincerity than just being polite, he took quite some time in answering.
I believe is because you not like most girls in the class who cares about looks and popularity.Not to mention you always into your books and term papers. You barely had time to notice anything else.
I guess that's true she said. Am I that really involved in my work?
Not at all miss.Let's just say you make everyone of us to stop partying and get us carrying a book pack everytime.
I have been meaning to ask you something miss Sarah but am quite shy.
Go ahead.I promise not to bite. At least not when am this drunk.They both laughed.
I was hoping I could buy you a real drink someday and not just some liquid in a plastic cup. Would totally make this night one to remember if you say yes.
Yea sure.You certainly have done alot by keeping me company she replied.Between the two of us, I barely know anyone here. Thought it was best to take time off work and professor Newton promised me an extra credit if I showed my face.
An extra credit?.Jeez Sarah, I should meet you up for tutoring and maybe, just maybe I would get the chance to steal your secret on how you stay this focused and committed to your work.
Wow.I finally figured out why you so popular.You have a way with words especially when it comes to women.
Not entirely true if I should be honest. It only happens if the lady is beautiful, intelligent and caring. So far, I have never been able to cross paths with such a person until you rose your pen for the first time to give that adorable speech you gave on "financial discipline and how it affects the Economy at large.
From that moment, I knew I had to get to know this woman.She could be the link I have been missing for a long time now.
Blushing profusely from both ends of her cheeks, she unwillingly took her eyes off him.You have had alot to drink Mark. We should start leaving now. Afterall, the party is getting lame already.
You most definitely right miss Sarah.What am i saying,You always right. But am in no position to get behind the wheels.
I may be all charming and thick but a real man should always know when to tell the truth and know his limits. Funny i could only remember to do one today.
They both burst into laughter as she helped him into the back of a taxi. Thanks for the night Mark. It has been the best I have had in years.
Glad I could be of service to my lady.This definitely means you owe me one. He laughed heavily and immediately dozed off.


To Be Continued!.



CHAPTER TWO

The next morning was not like any other she had woken up to. A tingly sensation of pain had filled her head and her hands were both numb.
Is this really what people go through when they are hungover? She mumbled to herself.Remind me not to have more than a glass of wine again.
But the thought of Mark never slipped her mind for once.Even in her state, she could hear his deep smooth voice at the back of her head.His strong touch and all the body heat she once craved for.
Get over yourself Sarah.She smacked herself into reality. It was only a one night thing and he was very drunk. Won't be a surprise if he didn't remember who I was next time.
The morning went slowly than expected.Bussiness at mister Steven's wasn't booming as usual. She glanced at her watch. Oh my God. Am so late to class. Mr Futch won't take this lightly on me.
There was something scary about Mr Futch that made her jump out of her skin whenever his name was mentioned. He reminded her so often of her old life and all that was wrong with it.
Those ageless men having their way with young girls without any show of remorse or consequences. Wish they all could drop down and die.better yet, I get the opportunity to set them ablaze. A wishful thinking she knew only existed in the forewalls of her mind.
Finally someone took time to grace us with her presence.He shouted from the top of the stairs.
Stopped dead in her tracks,she thought of the quickest lie she could lay mind to. Don't go to your sit just yet miss Sarah.Could you make your way to the front of the class.
I know most of the lecturers have taken a shine unto you but you don't fool me for a minute. Would you care to explain why you coming an hour late into my class? And don't you give me the excuse of traffic because we both know you don't have a car to begin with.
Feeling more disgraced than she had ever been, she forgot exactly what she had in mind of saying.
I took a wrong bus sir.I wasn't aware the driver had plans to take a longer route. It would never happen again sir.
Can you all hear what she just said class?" The most brilliant girl as supposedly being said had no idea what bus she was in.
They all burst into laughter.
Take a cue from this class, not just because you are able to answer some few questions or turn early your assignments that makes you entirely smart.
I believe miss Sarah has learnt a great deal of lesson from this.The next time you arrive late to my class won't just inquire you to state your claim but would earn you an F grade.
For the rest of the lecture, Sarah could barely concentrate. Her mind drifted off to the humiliation she just faced. Not aware of the fact that Mark had been standing next to her for the last thirty minutes.
Miss Sarah; Sarah.Hello, Hope someone is in this beautiful body standing next to me.
Oh my. so sorry.I literally had no idea when I drifted off she replied. Obviously startled.
Hello Mark, nice to see you once again. I certainly hope you sober because I have no interest in shoving you down the back seat of a taxi today. They both gave out a loud laugh that made all heads turn.
I should apologize miss, is really unlike me to get entirely wasted on a night out with a beautiful lady. I usually let her do the drinking and I be the one paying for a taxi to take her home. Something about you made me feel free for the first time in my life.That I felt totally safe letting you see me in such a bad manner. It is only ideal I apologize for my behaviour.
He is such well mannered; the little voice played at the back of her mind. Is not everyday we get to meet a guy with such noble character and respect for the female world.
There is nothing to worry about. We both had lots to drink last night and I was pretty drunk myself. Am just glad we both got to our various destination safely.
Thanks miss. Now let me buy you a real drink I promised. At least it would take your mind of professor Futch. And before you entertain that sneaky little thought of saying no, remember you owe me one.
Jeez. You are killing me Mark. How on earth can one be so persuasive?" I thought only Hitler had that power.
Alright. Just one bottle. I have to get back to work.Not everyone is as wealthy as you are.
Hold on, am not wealthy, at least not me. My parents are but that isn't me.I love to work for what I want and strongly belive in.
Ok am sorry. Could we go now before Mr Futch comes out and put a dent in my very good mood.
Absolutely. Lead the way miss.
The bar at 4th Avenue was the closest. Mark had planned a very expensive date but having been branded wealthy by the girl he was totally finding interesting, it was ideal not to push one's luck.
Hope you like it. Is not much but I figured it would do for one bottle. I should state it right here that this doesn't count as a favour been paid.
Blushing real hard now, she could barely say a word.
You really should not pay Mr Futch any attention. Heard stories about how he treats young ladies who won't bend to his demands. Is quite amazing they let him still lecture even after knowing his track record.
Am not worried about him. You might find it hard to believe but I have crossed paths with such men. Would have loved to tell you all about it but that is a chapter in my life I don't want to relive anymore.
Not to worry miss, I have been known not to be that curious when it comes to touchy feelings. Let's just relax, have a sip of our finest grape wine; whatever that is and I get to drop you off at work. We don't even have to say a word.
They both smiled at one another. Giving passage for the moment to take it's course.

To Be Continued....

RomanceRe: Ladies: What Are Your Impressions About Guys That Keep Finger Nails. by uyisteven(m): 12:05pm On Dec 23, 2015
PinkBarbie:
shocked shocked shocked
Let me guess princess, u don't approve...
CelebritiesRe: Santa Visits Paul Okoye's House This Morning, Takes Adorable Pics With Kids by uyisteven(m): 11:03am On Dec 23, 2015
IamChuzzy:
more adorable photos @@ http://www.chuzzysblog.com/2015/12/santa-visits-paul-okoyes-house-this.html
see dat small boi with a smart fone...wen i was dat age, walkin talkie was GOLD...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by uyisteven(m): 10:38am On Dec 23, 2015
March 24...
RomanceRe: What The Whites Dont Know About Nigeria 'SEX' by uyisteven(m): 10:21am On Dec 23, 2015
flawlesRebirth:
SEX.

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I DONT LIKE THAT THING....
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NO BODY SHOULD QUOTE ME..ABEG

RomanceRe: Ladies: What Are Your Impressions About Guys That Keep Finger Nails. by uyisteven(m): 9:51am On Dec 23, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Funny thing is, most people find long nails difficult to maintain lol. But seems like u are genetically predisposed to longer nails so no biggie

D
Don't kno abt u gals..but ma gf adores mine...practically wat made ha fall 4 me...
so every1 is entitled 2 his/her own opinion...

RomanceRe: Ladies: What Are Your Impressions About Guys That Keep Finger Nails. by uyisteven(m): 8:29am On Dec 22, 2015
Afrok:
For years I have mastered how to grow my finger nails without injuring myself during laundry, bathing and every other activities that involves the use of the hands and fingers. I can grow my finger nails to any length I want until I decide to cut them for one reason or the other, leaving the finger nails to grow and generate mixed reactions from ladies.

My question is directed to everybody on this forum especially ladies, "what are your impressions about guys that keep their finger nails"?
.

#keeping my finger nails has never affected both my past and present relationships#.
Dos nails are way 2 short...still learnin...
CrimeRe: Man Caught On CCTV Taking Pictures Under A Woman's Skirt In A Supermarket by uyisteven(m): 10:22pm On Dec 12, 2015
madridguy:
Shameless fo.ol.
End Time Camera!!!
LiteratureLove!!! by uyisteven(op): 5:17pm On Dec 12, 2015
How do one fall in love
Heard they were simple steps
Taken without been conscious

This might be quick to assume
But I believe those steps have been taken
By me

From the very first moment I heard you speak
Your words melted into my heart
Flattened my heartbeat
And exposed me to a whole new world

A world filled with amazing people
And people with unique insights

Staring right into your eyes
Those lips moving with such grace
I could only get jealous
Of how lucky your friends are

They get to hear you speak
Share your theories
And see you giggle

But no one falls in love that quick
The movies don't tell us Everything

But am right about some few things
"You amazingly beautiful,
A smile to die for and a heart filled of Love

You made me take up some strange hobbies
Like painting for one
Only to fantasise about tracing your hair down your face

You once asked me what I do when I feel lost in thought,
This is It miss.
I write.
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LiteraturePoems!!! by uyisteven(op): 5:01pm On Dec 12, 2015
Poems,
What's the definition
What ways are there to express it
Shakespeare had lots to say about it
And I believe I do

Lost in thought
Stuck in dreams
I could only look for ways to tell you

Am in love with you.
No.
Those are not the right words
Too shallow
Too common

You deserve better
I can never take you off my thoughts
I can never let you out of my head

You perfect
You more than perfect
You care so much
Even when I show little

I dream of nothing else
Not riches
Not fame
Not power
Just a chance to call you mine

How I long for an opportunity
To beat my chest
And tell the world
Even to those who don't care
That I am blessed

I have a gift
A rare gem
Priceless
No man deserves
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CrimeRe: Man Defiles Wife’s Nieces ‘to Appease Angry Gods’ by uyisteven(m): 10:54am On Dec 03, 2015
looseweight:
The God is going gaga
IAMLOOSEWEIGHT
End Time gods!!!!
LiteratureRegretz!!! by uyisteven(op):
Thought a life without you was possible
Hell, thought it was a run-way to freedom
How much wrong could I be.

You the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Those gentle hands
Caressing every fibre of my being

You cared more than I could ever muster
Always felt you were too good for me
I still feel same
Every time I stare into those eyes
I dreaded the day I would loose you

But Fear has a funny way of coming to life
Eating into one's subconscious
And bringing out our deepest secrets into existence

Getting over you has being the hardest task in my life
And I have been through so many

The heart is filled of deep pits
Capable of burying feelings without a trace

But this heart has become shallow
Memories flowing to the surface
Exposing the weakness that lies within

I lost you without a fight
I let you go without a struggle
A decision I have come to regret every passing moment

But you happy now
At least you seem so

I refuse to spoil that
I refuse to be me

Though it kills every cell in my bones
To see you walk-by without a hug
A kiss
Or a touch of your lips

You deserve a better person
One who cherishes you
And never gets doubts about how perfect you are

That's just not me.
That can't be me.
CelebritiesRe: Amber Rose Posts On Mr Ibu (Photo) by uyisteven(m): 6:49pm On Nov 22, 2015
northvietnam:
. guy ebi like u dey use 14G huhhuhhuhhuhhuh? how you take land before me... or maybe you are using Demonic gadgets on Nland huhhuhhuhhuh
End Time Gadgetz!!!
LiteratureMy Desires!!! by uyisteven(op): 3:51am On Nov 22, 2015
Am caught between webs
Heart torn apart
Feelings I can't control.

Thought love was a myth
A hidden truth kept from humans
At least kept away from me

Until you graced my presence
Sitting right in front of me

The air filled with your aura
Breathing in your essence
Has Never Been so intoxicating

Your warmth oozing out with such freedom
How could one not get drunk with such a gift

I have to know you
Draw you closer to myself
Keep you in arms length
And never let you leave my sight

Shakespeare thought he found love
He could never have been more wrong
Because he never laid eyes on you.
TV/MoviesRe: When Nollywood Wants To Film A Mermaid Scene by uyisteven(m): 8:43pm On Nov 20, 2015
End Time Mermaid!!!...Lol...
CrimeRe: Man With ‘anti-gun’ Charms Shot Dead During Test Of Potency by uyisteven(m): 7:46pm On Nov 20, 2015
End Time Gun!!!!.....Lol..
RomanceRe: Help! Can’t Satisfy My Girlfriend Who Wants Sex Every Night- BUNMI COLUMN by uyisteven(m): 2:58pm On Nov 20, 2015
End Time Cravingz!!!!....lol
CelebritiesRe: Amber Rose Vs Kim Kardashian: Who Rocks A White Bikini Better by uyisteven(m): 12:13pm On Oct 10, 2015
dubylhover:
no girl on dx planet can rock anytin beta dan kim grin,shes d epitome of sex goddess nd idol
cc>>> A self-servicer....
FamilyRe: Help! My Husband’s Sexual Demands Abnormal by uyisteven(m): 12:36am On Oct 10, 2015
Oyind17:
Lol, I don't even sing so I won't bite yours
der is always a first tym for karaoke.....
CelebritiesRe: Shocking! Popular Yoruba Actress Turns Monster After Using Bleaching Cream *pic by uyisteven(m): 12:09am On Oct 04, 2015
Dis 1 na socks plus handglovez she go wear com out...
Poems For ReviewRacing Through Time!!! by uyisteven(op): 7:29pm On Sep 14, 2015
Racing through time
Has being an inevitable task
Aging with every second that passes
Hoping to get the best life has to offer
Before leaving it all behind
Mine has been no different
Trying to find a soul mate
Capable of loving me
Not judgemental with every single turn
Gentle to one's touch
Easy on the eyes
And a perfectionist
Am glad nature took her course
Even when I had minimum beliefs
she brought us closer
Inches away from one mind
You are flawless
A skin with such glow
Eyes that green
Lips that soft
What more can I ask for
You have been there for me
Through my dark days
U brought me light
Even when all I could see was darkness
For this I swear
I would love you dearly
And would continue to love you even more dearly.

http://stevenzworld..com

Poems For ReviewMy Life!!! by uyisteven(op): 6:29pm On Sep 14, 2015
My life has being one big roller coaster
Living in constant fear and objectiveness
I have being called names

Prof for one,
Greatness
and some really Ego bursting ones

But I have never lived up to those titles
Fumbling at the least chance to prove myself
Am caught between webs

Failure having a grip on my soul
I should pick myself up
Dust the dirt from my shoes

Looking forward and not a glance backward
I could tell you
Easier said than done

Procrastination has being my way of life
Putting everything off for a later time
That never shows her face.

But this one thing I believe in
Being knocked to the ground
Or being tied down
Doesn't make you grounded for life

But gives you a clearer view
Of your next step
Be it to spring up from the floor
Or to rise slowly,

You definitely should be standing
By the end of it all.

http://stevenzworld..com

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