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RomanceRe: Why Can't Girls Just Tell A Guy They Love Him Instead Of...(pic) by uyisteven(m): 1:56pm On Feb 03, 2016
QueenValerie:
Yeah? Well ain't that kindly of you. grin
******
since am less busy, I have to keep an eye on you(both eyes 2 be precise)...
so you going follow me [not a request also]
RomanceRe: Why Can't Girls Just Tell A Guy They Love Him Instead Of...(pic) by uyisteven(m): 1:46pm On Feb 03, 2016
QueenValerie:
I brought it on myself? Dang! why do I always do this? grin
*****
U have been hanging out with the wrong friends who can't change you...that has to stop here...
Am making sure of it...
RomanceRe: Why Can't Girls Just Tell A Guy They Love Him Instead Of...(pic) by uyisteven(m): 1:39pm On Feb 03, 2016
QueenValerie:
oh,now you're gettin' greedy.
******
Miss Valerie...Aiit...QueenValerie....Hate 2 say dis bt I was nvr lyk dis....
Sometin abt u not just apologizing immediately nd definitely showin doz green white teethz got me real greedy..
All ur fault...
RomanceRe: Why Can't Girls Just Tell A Guy They Love Him Instead Of...(pic) by uyisteven(m): 1:27pm On Feb 03, 2016
QueenValerie:
shocked oh,that is serious....My humble apologies. grin
*****
Not bad..dis would have been alot simplier but u had to drag it...

I fear one *humble apology* doesn't really sound fufilling enough...
RomanceRe: Why Can't Girls Just Tell A Guy They Love Him Instead Of...(pic) by uyisteven(m): 1:21pm On Feb 03, 2016
QueenValerie:
loool grin Why am I the one apologizin' though? I need ta know before I do so.
*****

like I said...I wasn't hungry b4 but afta readin doz lines u wrote, I was filled....I needed real food bt u snatched ma appetite off me...*not cool*
RomanceRe: Why Can't Girls Just Tell A Guy They Love Him Instead Of...(pic) by uyisteven(m): 1:10pm On Feb 03, 2016
QueenValerie:
Yeah? An which one of us it ta give it?
******
Most definitely u of course....
P.S---I really cant stand a lady beggin...but u proving tough..so I belive I nid dat apology now...
RomanceRe: Why Can't Girls Just Tell A Guy They Love Him Instead Of...(pic) by uyisteven(m): 12:55pm On Feb 03, 2016
QueenValerie:
Is that so? grin okay.
*****
Now dat am tinkin of it, I let u off d hook 2 easy.....som form of apology wud hv bn needed...
RomanceRe: Why Can't Girls Just Tell A Guy They Love Him Instead Of...(pic) by uyisteven(m): 12:34pm On Feb 03, 2016
QueenValerie:
lol
*******
Just kidding....I am convinced it was a typo error...
RomanceRe: Why Can't Girls Just Tell A Guy They Love Him Instead Of...(pic) by uyisteven(m): 1:48am On Feb 03, 2016
QueenValerie:
I woulda gave you "the look" grin
*******
Thank u...no looks needed..dat english spoken just filled ma stomach...
LiteratureRe: FALLING!!! by uyisteven(op): 11:26am On Feb 01, 2016
CHAPTER FOUR - PART TWO!

www.stevenzworld..com

Working on weekends was a myth. Those fairy tale stories told round a camp fire made only to scare the little folks.

But this wasn't a made up tale. The number of times she had slept in the new apartment could be counted on both hands.

Am in hell. She mumbled under her breath. A good one though. At least I get to see heaven once in a while.

Oh no; Fu*k sh*t. The dinner with Mark. Am so dead. When last did I see him?" Can't even remember. This must certainly be the wedge that drives relationships apart.

Two hours and counting, Mark had patiently been staring into space at the new dinner plaza at Bullivard Rd.

May I get you another bottle of wine Sir?,The Waiter called out. Apparently, it looks you having quite a day.

You have no idea. Make that two bottles please.

Am sorry dear sir but if your date doesn't show up in the next thirty minutes, you might be forced to relinquish your table.

That won't be necessary. Sarah cried from a distance. Am so sorry. I got caught up at work and your dad wasn't taking it easy on me that am your girlfriend.

I believe he hates the idea and by so, punishing me with a whole lot of files to sort out.

Do you know how long I have been waiting here for you?" Mark screamed just loud enough to get the nearby dinners to turn heads.

Calm down Mark, you creating a scene.

Now am creating a scene?" Two hours Sarah, two hours of my time. It's been four months since I saw you last and still you think I have no right to be upset?

This wasn't even my idea in the first place. You insisted we meet. And still didn't show up early.

I shouldn't have gotten you the job in the first place, This has been one big mistake.

www.stevenzworld..com
LiteratureRe: FALLING!!! by uyisteven(op): 9:04am On Feb 01, 2016
joanee20:
Oops just noticed he bears d same name as u...hope u no b **** like him o..
******

I assure you its not transferrable tru names sharing..
LiteratureRe: FALLING!!! by uyisteven(op): 9:09pm On Jan 31, 2016
joanee20:
Wow..no b only thank u Mr Steven, na God bless u for bn a pervert
******
haha...it's a shame he bears ma name...
LiteratureRe: FALLING!!! by uyisteven(op): 9:09pm On Jan 30, 2016
CHAPTER FOUR! PART ONE...

www.stevenzworld..com

It has been four solid months since Sarah quit her job. Life took a giant fall with no cushion to support the crash.
One more week and she would be evicted from the small apartment she called home.

For a girl who believes unicorns exists and there is a big guy upstairs staring down at his creatures try to make something out of life, this was turning into a nightmare really fast.

Mark had always been a reliable figure: at least during this trying period of her life.

You know, getting you a job isn't really difficult if you would just let me.It just so happens that my dad's company is looking for a person with such skill sets you possess.I would have claimed the job to myself but my girlfriend needs it more.
Mark, you know how I depise a handout.It makes me look weak and dependable. And I hate feeling dependable.

I know you stubborn and I love you for that but right now, you barely have options.

Okay Mark. You are a life saver.

Deep down she could squeeze the life out of Mark with excitement and gratitude but that would only let him see how much care and help she had badly prayed for.

The new job was twice as demanding as her previous one but the benefits outweighed the pain. She thought to herself.
A bumper salary, an apartment and a health care plan fully covered. Not to mention the official car.

Thank you Mr Steven for been a pervert. Apparently, you are a life saver.

www.stevenzworld..com
LiteratureRe: FALLING!!! by uyisteven(op): 4:31pm On Jan 30, 2016
joanee20:
it shouldn't frighten u o.. d piece is interesting, am hmmm for Sarah's boss
*******
haha...tankx.
LiteratureRe: FALLING!!! by uyisteven(op): 9:15pm On Jan 29, 2016
joanee20:
Hmmmm..
******
that *Hmmmm* sounds frightening....
LiteratureRe: FALLING!!! by uyisteven(op): 12:15am On Jan 29, 2016
CHAPTER THREE! PART THREE{FINAL}

www.stevenzworld..com

You are now a beautiful lady with a lovely body. You definitely must turn heads when walking on the streets. I have had my eyes on you for a long time now but you were fragile and so emotional. I would not risk letting you know my intention.

Looking more scared than she had ever been for a long time, she pushed her chair backward with the little force she could muster.

I do not understand Sir. You have been there for me when I needed advice. I would take you more as a father figure and not one interested in having an affair with me.

That's the beauty of it Sarah. Getting to nurture you and see you grow to be this beautiful has been part of my reward.

Feeling disgusted, she got up to take her leave but with the speed of light, he grabbed both hands and forced a kiss down her throat.

Stop it sir. I would scream right now if you don't let me go.
Go ahead. No one would come to your aid. This is my company and I would do exactly what I want.

With no warning at all, he grabbed her top and tore the buttons off. Why on earth would you hide such a gorgeous body under those thick clothes?" Nevermind. This should be fun.

The thought of having an older man force his way on her just made her sick. Rather than been scared and filled with tears, she was boiling hot with anger.

Here is a man she had trusted with her past. Being fully aware of the reasons she left home has decided to be just like those heartless men.

Not even thinking of her next action,she grabbed the frame picture sitting on the desk and slammed it on the head of Mr Steven.

Rolling on the floor now, she took one quick run to the door and unlocked it.

You fired! You hear me?" I never want to see your face in this company ever again. He screamed in pain.

I would never bother coming back because you are a monster. She slammed the door behind her.

www.stevenzworld..com
LiteratureRe: FALLING!!! by uyisteven(op): 11:27pm On Jan 27, 2016
CHAPTER THREE! PART TWO..

Back at Steven's, Sarah tried her best to conceal the excitement yearning for expression from all the hidden spots in a human body. Who would have guessed, just a while ago, running away from home was the best option she could afford. The zeal to get out of that lawless town where everything went wrong and all humans were insane only gave her strength to move on.

The thought of Alice could only bring tears to her eyes.
Clinching tight to the locket giving to her by a one time best friend, she thought of only the best memories they both shared.

Now wiping the tears from her eyes, she could only imagine. Time seems to fly when you having fun.

Sarah, would you mind coming into my office?" Mr Steven called out from the telephone on her desk.
Having not the slightest clue of what the urgent call might be,she brought herself back to reality and hurried into his office.

You wanted to have a word with me sir?
Of course. Please sit down and make yourself comfortable.
Mr Steven was never a frightening figure to behold. Though a bit off weight and a height of 5'4, he wasn't really the handsome type either.

Thank you sir but am alright standing.

No I insist. Do sit. We might be in here for a while.
The sudden tone of authority in his voice made her nervous for a moment.

But he has always been kind to her. More like a father figure, she had looked up to him for advice. When things weren't going as planned and when the thought of taking her life was just inches from grasp, he would pull her back from the brink.
Standing sluggishly, he walked straight to the door and turned the knob.

Now slumping into the chair closest to her, he paused for a minute to catch a glimpse of the figure sitting next to him.

The reason I called you in today is to let you know that you have grown into a fine woman. You no longer that little girl I picked up from the street all those years back.

Giving her a thorough look, he continued. I have taken you under my wings and have given you the chance to learn from the best with no request whatsoever.

Thank you sir, I would want you to know that I am extremely grateful for all the love and support you have shown me.
Not yet miss Sarah. Let me finish.

Inching more closer than ever, he was barely a hair's breath from her.

Just recently, I was thinking of the perfect candidate I could leave this bussiness to. And since you have shown more determination and hardwork than any other employee, it is only right you get to have it.

Looking dumbfounded like the keys to the world had just being handed to her, she could barely contain the joy oozing out from the very core of her soul.Thank you very much Sir. This is huge.

Still not done miss Sarah.

Am so sorry sir. Please forgive my manners.
Hands now placed on her thighs, he continued speaking. Not to worry. No offence taken.

You see miss Sarah, was going through my records and I noticed you took quite an extensive number of days off with a less convincing reason to back it up. That can't be good for an employee being considered to take over. Nevertheless, that simple error can be discarded if you truly want this Job.

Absolutely sir. Am ready to prove my worth to you and everyone involved.

That's really good to hear but offers this great, one has to show full commitment and be ready to do whatever that is necessary to keep this company moving forward.

Not stopping to take a look at her, he continued moving his hands down her thighs.
RomanceRe: Name A Nairalander You Would Love To Meet..., by uyisteven(m): 2:26am On Jan 27, 2016
Estharfabian:
tonguesmiley

Ofcourse Hun!wink


******
Ur kind words are refreshing....
Am curious 2 have a chat with dis cinderella dat is 18 bt lukz lyk 20 nd reasons with a knowledge *well* of a 70yr old.
Quite exhausted 4rm makin u play an imaginative role in my head....
RomanceRe: Name A Nairalander You Would Love To Meet..., by uyisteven(m): 1:40am On Jan 27, 2016
Pennah:
[size=16pt] guy make I no catch u.


ask her [/size]
******

Too late...am lukin 4 u sef....I intend breaking ur knee caps 4 just starin @ her...
RomanceRe: Name A Nairalander You Would Love To Meet..., by uyisteven(m): 8:52pm On Jan 25, 2016
Estharfabian:
No, You're not.
Why would You think so?shocked

It's actually very Sweet..embarassed
******
I hope is allowed for a boy to blush rlli hard...
RomanceRe: Name A Nairalander You Would Love To Meet..., by uyisteven(m): 8:42pm On Jan 25, 2016
Estharfabian:
kisskisskiss
***** Am doing it 2much rythuh...
RomanceRe: Name A Nairalander You Would Love To Meet..., by uyisteven(m): 7:29pm On Jan 25, 2016
Estharfabian.....
RomanceRe: Prettythicksme by uyisteven(m): 4:06am On Jan 25, 2016
wordbank:
I thought op is a gayhuh Somebody please explain
*******
He is confused....I believe he is still finding his sexual structure.
RomanceRe: Bisi Alimi, His Mum And His Fiance Pictured Together by uyisteven(m): 5:57pm On Jan 24, 2016
refreshrate:
Undeniably sad.
********
Regrettably sad..
RomanceRe: This Lady Did All These To Her Man And Still Got A Ring! (photo) by uyisteven(m): 12:06am On Jan 24, 2016
The plans he has for her are of Evil and not of Good to reach a very unexpected end.
LiteratureRe: FALLING!!! by uyisteven(op): 11:51pm On Jan 23, 2016
CHAPTER THREE....PART ONE!!!

The next few days were made in heaven. It was not like any she had experienced. Mark lying next to her with arms wrapped perfectly round her curvy hips, time should stop right here and now. She jokingly entertained the thought.

With lips pressed together, he couldn't stop staring at her.
Is anything wrong Mark?

You tell me miss Sarah. How did I end up this lucky?" Am in bed with the most beautiful creature I have had the pleasure of knowing.

Skin so soft, lips dipped in honey. Body carved to perfection, i should paint you naked right here and now, That way, I get to stare at you all day while longing for your touch.

Stop it Mark. She quickly looked sideways trying to hide that little Joy bursting from every pore on her face.

We both know you have had your fair share of models and beauty Queens. I highly doubt it that I could upstage any one of them you have been with.

I hate to play the role of being innocent but right this moment, you worth more than all the lots put together.
Wow, How consoling. You totally unbelievable. I should let you know, is ok to lie once in a while. Least you hurt one's feelings.
Am so sorry love, it was never my intention to do that.

Never mind. I should get back to work. I have taken quite a number of days off. Don't get me wrong, this has been exciting but all good things always comes to an end.

Stay a little longer please. The bed gets cold when you leave.
Really funny but you not talking me out of this. I can't afford to loose working at Steven's. We don't all have trust funds you know.

I intend taking that as a compliment. Okay, get dress. Am taking you to work.
How sweet. But that won't be necessary. Am a big girl and I can take care of myself.

Alright then, do have fun.

Seriously?" Mark, you really do have alot to learn about the female world and not just a flattering tongue. A piece of advice. In the future, when a girl says no please do insist.

I can never get a grip on how women think.You all are a handful to handle.But I can never moan about how gifted you lots are either.

Great.That settles it then. You should thank your stars am here. I get to teach you some few tricks.

They both burst into laughter while giving in to a deep and passionate kiss.
SportsMiracles.. by uyisteven(op):
Leicester on top of the table...They want to win league...
surely d world is coming to an end...

*******

Modified...

finally dis came true...but still waiting for the *World to End Part*
RomanceRe: What Happened When He Took His GF To A Restaurant (shockingly Interesting) by uyisteven(m): 5:35pm On Jan 23, 2016
MidasTouche:
So, yesterday I took a girl out on a date and
after we finish eating, I went to pay for the food we ate, the waiter didn't have 500 naira
change to give me. I asked the girl to sit let's
wait for the waiter to go look for change, and surprisingly she said I was embarrasing
her, that I should act like a big boy and leave
the change for the
waiter...


Is she crazy ni?
Is she madt ni?
Does she know the things 500 naira can do? I guess she doesn't


Well, let me highlight few of the things 500
naira can do incase
she doesn't know...

500 naira can buy you 5 loaves of bread and
two fishes, if you are lucky to have Jesus around, you will feed 5000 people... Is
that the money she want me to leave?

Sardine= N150, indomie (hungry man size) = N100, 2 eggs = N60,
plastic Coke = 100. Total N410, and you say
500 naira na small
money?

500 naira that I'll use to buy 3 albums & good earpiece?

Rice N100, beans N50, meat N100, plastic malt N100 and remaining 150 to play Nairabet,...and she say 500 naira na chicken
change? I swear she no well

Half carton of Indomie sef is N500 naira shey u know?

Do you know how many players Arsene Wenger
of Arsenal will
buy with 500 Naira?

The most annoying thing is that its possible
that this girl has never
given 500 naira offering for church o

See, on a serious note...you won't know the
value of 500 naira,
untill you borrow 500 naira credit from MTN
and you have to pay
back....
*******

You for tell the babe make she pay for the food instead..
FamilyRe: My Parents Are Driving Me Crazy! by uyisteven(m): 5:23pm On Jan 23, 2016
Dragovich:
Honestly, I never thought of my parents to be over-protective, until I spent a few days at a friend's house. It was then I realized that I've never been allowed to enjoy my teenage years and emancipate myself. I'm 20+ and in my final year in the University, but my parents (especially my dad), are extremely controlling. Apart from the constant phone calls, they still treat me like I'm a five year old. My dad hardly ever let's me drive, and even told me that he feels embarrassed if neighbors see me driving. The best I can do in this regard is to sometimes "steal" the car. Also, they are both obsessed with what other parents think about their parenting skills. Everytime we have visitors or we visit someone, he always tries to speak to me harshly as if trying to show off his strictness to other parents. I feel so disrespected and trapped. While other parents of my friends allow their kids drive, give them responsibilities, and a certain sense of freedom, I stuck with these helicopter parents that are always hovering over my life trying as much as possible to make me not to have any form of independence. I'm really beginning to hate them. Please what can I do abt this?
*********

it's not clear which one u are....A boy or a galhuh...if u are a gal, We do have a spare room nd ma parents are planning of adopting...
If u are boi, sowie...d supposed room just got occupied..by a gal
RomanceRe: I Kissed A Friend Accidentally Now I Feel Guilty by uyisteven(m): 4:03pm On Jan 22, 2016
Hadez:
It has been a while since I had sex or anything romance.

Today I was with a very close friend of mine (male) who came visiting because we have no lectures. We have been friends for a year now and he totally understands the limit of our friendship. In fact he is my BFF

We were watching a movie and chatting when I suddenly discovered we were already kissing I push him away quickly and bring myself back to order and asked him to leave my apartment.

I feel so betrayed right now. He is just a friend and I have a boyfriend I love so much (distance relationship) please help me I don't feel right I am really feeling so guilty. What do I do?
*******

What wer u xpectin d nigga 2 dohuh??...waste his day to com watch a movie nd drink Fanta abihuh?

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