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Car Talk / Re: Whats Your Worst Experiences As A Learner by Uzch89(m): 6:51am On Dec 12, 2016
Very funny comments here. My first experience was when I tried to reverse out of the house.been doing that successfully prior to that because iv been a very good car handler.my bro pissed me.off that day and with a lil bit of anger..I drove without looking backwards and as you would expect, the tail lights hit the fence and was gone..it wasn't carelessness...it was anger. But these mad experiences make you a better driver. I really don't think I can bash any car anymore.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: IT Placement by Uzch89(m): 4:20pm On Nov 02, 2016
[quote author=David403 post=50709576]pls house,I need IT placement for 1 year.Am a marketing student.I stay in Lagos.God bless you[


ill help you submit in my company, However i wont decide when you ll be called.ill need a copy of your CV sent to the my email address. Drop your number and ill send u a text.
Health / Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Men Develop A Pot Belly Stomach So Early? by Uzch89(m): 11:21am On Oct 20, 2016
Does a chubby guy with a flat stomach still fall into that category?
Phones / Tecno L8 Plus Screen by Uzch89(m): 5:25pm On Sep 14, 2016
Good evening my e friends,

My niece stepped on my L8 plus screen and bad news...it broke.

Now i in urgent need of a replacement. will be grateful if i can see the range of prices i can get it for and its availability

Thanks
Crime / How Come?? 71 Trailers Of Rice For Adamawa Idps Go Missing by Uzch89(m): 9:14am On Jul 12, 2016
Controversies have trailed the sudden disappearance of 71 trailers of rice and other grains allocated to Internally Displaced Persons (IDPs) in Adamawa State by the Federal Government to ameliorate the hardship faced by victims of insurgency in the state.

The Guardian gathered that the 71 trailer loads of grains actually arrived the state only for the items to develop wings two days after the Deputy Governor, Mr. Martins Babale, flagged off the ceremony marking the distribution of the consignment, without getting to the IDP camps or to those that had returned home.

Commenting on the missing trucks of food items, a member of the State House of Assembly, Mr. Emmanuel Tsamdu, said reports from his constituency community leaders confirmed that only 250 bags of 50kg of rice got to Madagali, as against the two trailers of 600 bags of 50kg per one trailer load.

Tsamdu urged the Federal Government to immediately set up a committee to investigate what he described as the worse crime against humanity and corrupt behaviour.

Details of the planned distribution listed the seven local government councils in the northern part of the state, which were the worst hit by the Boko Haram attack, as beneficiaries of the highest allocation.

But checks by The Guardian revealed that Madagali local council, that was the worse hit due to its closeness to Sambisa forest, was allocated only two trailers of rice.
When contacted the District Head of Guluk, headquarters of Madagali council, Mr. Bello Ichadi, disclosed that only five district heads of the council received 50 bags of 25kg rice, making a total of 250bags for the entire Madagali council.

It was also discovered that while the rice and other grains were packaged in 50kg bags, the few bags given to the Madagali Chiefs were in 25kg bags, indicating that there was rebagging of the grains by those charged with the distribution.

Executive Secretary of the state Emergency Management Agency, Mr. Haruna Furo, told The Guardian that his agency, which is in charged of managing IDPs in the state was not involved in the distribution of the grains from the Federal Government to the state.

His words: “I cannot tell exactly what went wrong with the distribution, because we are the agency that is charged with the responsibilities of taking care of IDPs.

But we were not involved in recent exercise, it was done in Abuja; even the sharing formular.

Many people are calling my office, bringing complaints, but the only thing we can say is we are not part of the exercise, so we don’t know how the distribution was done and the formular that was used.”
Travel / Re: I Want To Relocate To Lagos From Port Harcourt by Uzch89(m): 12:00pm On Jun 28, 2016
asha90:
Be careful what you wish yourself.

Lagos is HARSHER economically by far than PH, so don't bother to move because it is more like moving from cat's den to lions den. PH is ok at least you can trek from Waterlines to Agip or from mile-1 to Town, everywhere is almost close to each other, but there is no trekkable distance in Lagos, everywhere is just far from each other particularly a beginner like you, you will smell pepper.

Be careful my brother, stay where you know already than venturing into an unknown with JUST a matchet and a stick.

#Be sure of what you wish yourself!






Lagos is small in terms of land mass. Distance between locations in lagos arent really far but the bus fares are something else....

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Celebrities / Re: Old And Single Nigerian Celebrities, Despite Menopause Calling (Pics) by Uzch89(m): 5:29am On Jun 09, 2016
Luizkid:
don't know my bible dat much buh it's like a passage mentioned something about scarcity of husbands at one point


Isaiah 4 vs 1
Celebrities / Re: Djs In Nigeria Stop Playing Terry G's Song After He Slapped A DJ by Uzch89(m): 10:08am On Jun 07, 2016
lilzcee:
He will surely apologised

yeah, he ll definitely "apologised"

grin
Car Talk / Re: What Are The Benefits Of Havin Some States Plate Numbers,how Are They Allocated? by Uzch89(m): 1:34pm On Jun 06, 2016
admax:
No relevant benefit except for bragging rights though.

If you drive a Lagos plate number to Kano, the Police and FRSC will stylishly not stop you, as they believe you are expose ( that will make some of them stop you believing you stole the car) but if you drive a Katsina plate number in Lagos, Police, VIO, LASTMA, SSS, CIA etc will stop you knowing/thinking you are a JJC.

If you and your car look suspicious: if you like have a Texas number, those road-money-sucking-agencies will stop you.

Like i said in the beginning no reasonable benefit.




CIA
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Frontline Internship Opportunity (18th-29th April 2016) by Uzch89(m): 8:58am On May 22, 2016
Guys please this is important, I need a reply
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Frontline Internship Opportunity (18th-29th April 2016) by Uzch89(m): 10:01pm On May 21, 2016
Gooday everyone, I received a mail for an interview at VI tonight 21st May and according to the details in the mail, the interview was scheduled for this morning (11am, 21st May)which I have obviously missed. The problem is that I have been connected all day and didn't receive any serious mail until tonight.Please what do I do so as not to loose this opportunity. Thanks.

Realbitch FYI too
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Tastee Fried Chicken Interview Invite by Uzch89(m): 12:00am On May 19, 2016
babapressy:


Y u do like dat nah angry the 300k go dey reduce as u work with them, if u decide to leave after 2 years u can never be asked to pay 300k, u might end up paying like 100k wink
Y u do like dat nah angry the 300k go dey reduce as u work with them, if u decide to leave after 2 years u can never be asked to pay 300k, u might end up paying like 100k wink

Y u do like dat nah angry the 300k go dey reduce as u work with them, if u decide to leave after 2 years u can never be asked to pay 300k, u might end up paying like 100k wink its stil very unholy/bad, wat if u get a better job/offer 6mnt or a year later? U wud nt av bin able to save a dime. U reason d mata




U and "unholy"

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Jobs/Vacancies / CV Screening Tools (b.tech And Bsc) by Uzch89(m): 3:53am On May 18, 2016
Goodday everyone, I'm an ardent follower of details on NL and I have come to observe that companies who receive a lot of applications after sending out a vacancy make use of computer based CV screening tools.

I graduated with a B.Tech from FUTO and I'm just curious to know if those screening tools will be active enough to pick up a B.tech degree from a host of applications especially when the recruiter states that a Bsc is wanted.

Of course we all know the B.tech and Bsc are almost the same bar the extra one year spent and can be used in the same category.

Thanks.

Cc @lalasticlala ,mynd44

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Guinness Nigeria Plc Latest Graduate Job Recruitment 2016 by Uzch89(m): 3:27am On May 18, 2016
Nefo:
Dear *******,

We have received your application for the position of Retail Sales Executive.

Your application is currently being reviewed and you will be contacted by a member of our recruitment team only if your profile matches the open position.

We thank you for your interest in Guinness Nigeria.

Best regards,
Talent Engagement Team
Guinness Nigeria

Who else got this mail?? Please can some share all there is to know about this role and it's prospects now and in the future.


I got the mail too...which way people?!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Tastee Fried Chicken Interview Invite by Uzch89(m): 2:44am On May 18, 2016
And here I was.kicking my self in the foot for missing this job, because it clashed with my POP date....it's verybad...very bad
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Frontline Internship Opportunity (18th-29th April 2016) by Uzch89(m): 3:16am On May 15, 2016
RealBitch:
it was both. front line for interview with HR, Entry level for bond. my interview was rescheduled for Monday. i got the mail yesterday.check ur mail again. spam, bulk mail, all that.


Thanks dear..didn't see, maybe it's in batches I dunno..whatever it is, I'll just hv to 'move on"..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Frontline Internship Opportunity (18th-29th April 2016) by Uzch89(m): 7:27pm On May 14, 2016
CnCstore:


I don't get ma'am.you had your panel interview on sunday too,and you have been invited for final interview at headquarter?

Me too, it sounds crazy. I did the interview @ Yaba on sunday the 8th and haven't gotten any mail from them yet whether regret or procession. However, Realbitch ma'am, do you think it was for "Entry Level" or "Front line Internship" that was invited to VI?. Thanks.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Frontline Internship Opportunity (18th-29th April 2016) by Uzch89(m): 7:27pm On May 14, 2016
CnCstore:


I don't get ma'am.you had your panel interview on sunday too,and you have been invited for final interview at headquarter?

Me too, it sounds crazy. I did the interview on the 8th and haven't gotten any mail from them yet whether regret or procession. However, Realbitch ma'am, do you think it was for "Entry Level" or "Front line Internship" that was invited to VI?. Thanks.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Frontline Internship Opportunity (18th-29th April 2016) by Uzch89(m): 10:10pm On May 09, 2016
hisprinceship:
I feel the PDA thingy is the cause of the delay cos its a 20page report. Anyways lets see what happens by Wednesday tho



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The PDA is just a personality assessment test, and not a way of grading you. Afterall no one is expected say he is lazy or dull.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Frontline Internship Opportunity (18th-29th April 2016) by Uzch89(m): 10:10pm On May 09, 2016
hisprinceship:
I feel the PDA thingy is the cause of the delay cos its a 20page report. Anyways lets see what happens by Wednesday tho



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The PDA is just a personality assessment test, and not a way of grading you. Afterall no one is expected to look lazy or dull.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Frontline Internship Opportunity (18th-29th April 2016) by Uzch89(m): 5:54pm On May 09, 2016
[quote author=Appliedmaths post=45463463]Guys let's just chill, seems they are re-strategizing . Some people like me haven't gotten the mail for the test invite , so na to just chill.

Those that attended the interview what's the update?
[/quote

Nothing yet.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Frontline Internship Opportunity (18th-29th April 2016) by Uzch89(m): 5:53pm On May 09, 2016
Nothing yet...I don refresh my mail tire
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Access Bank Recruitment Team by Uzch89(m): 5:55am On May 07, 2016
Thanks be to God, I was successful in the accessment test. Pls can anyone help me with the possible questions that might be asked during the HR interview on sunday...more like what to except, and what I should read on...

Thank u
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Access Bank Recruitment Team by Uzch89(m): 8:09pm On May 05, 2016
Same as me


Although mine is 6th.



Did they invite based on 2.1 or 2.2 because I applied with 2.2 and still got the invite.

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NYSC / Re: Having Problems At My Place Of PPA Please I Need Advice by Uzch89(m): 5:10pm On Apr 19, 2016
Akposkool:
No offense but I think you are one of those persons that influence their postings to Lagos. Look nysc is a call to service and not for fun. If you want to enjoy service please serve in a school and if possibly a rural area. In school you will have chance to do other things. Heck you can even travel during holiday. Oga you should have gone to a class room or better still manage their rules Cus these companies face competition from outside so they must work you hard. Only thing am against is the cds case. That's your right. Please be strong my brother Cus that company is preparing you for your future. If you can survive there then you can survive anywhere.




Lol. I served in NAFDAC,and I was free... Very Free..if I I'm ordered to serve again, I still won't teach
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Tastee Fried Chicken Interview Invite by Uzch89(m): 11:07pm On Apr 13, 2016
ammyluv2002:
Very legit


Good luck

Please I can't make it honestly, my POP is tomorrow, and as you know, it's a must attend..can I reschedule?
Jobs/Vacancies / Tastee Fried Chicken Interview Invite by Uzch89(m): 2:44pm On Apr 13, 2016
Guys...Pls help.me out, I applied for a QC position with TFC and sent a mail to the address provided. However, I got a text today asking me to come for an interview. The text reads as follows


U're invitd 4 a QC test/interview wit Tastee Fried Chicken plot 1672 oyinjolayemi str VI, off Eko Hotel rd, on thurs 14th April 2016 by 8am. Come with your c v.

Please how legit can this be?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: In dire need Of Information Of any parastatal Or Govt Agency about recruiting by Uzch89(m): 10:27pm On Apr 03, 2016
adeyinka09:
pls house, I need info abt NAFDAC and SON recruitment exercise

Doing my NYSC there...with all the Change at the helm of affairs, recruitment won't happen now or anytime soon. (NAFDAC)

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